Just add the word "relatively" infront of em and its fine

>brainless
>you still have one but like your penis it's really small and doesn't work well

>>65399273
>smokeless powder
>smokes less
Really not that complicated, OP.

>bulletproof vest
>doesn’t prove bullets are real

>tank
>isn’t filled with water

>>65399273
The best one is "caseless ammo" when I can clearly see the case.

>>65399273
>be OP
>still a fag
You see, some things never change.

>>65399273
the terms are relative
"smokeless" powder for instance is named as such because the alternative was
>I myself was very soon so hotly engaged, loading and firing away, enveloped in the smoke I created, and the cloud which hung about me from the continued fire of my comrades, that I could see nothing for a few minutes but the red flash of my own piece amongst the white vapour clinging to my very clothes.
>The battle soon became general; the smoke thickened around, and often I was obliged to stop firing, and dash it aside from my face, and try in vain to get a sight of what was going on, whilst groans and shouts and a noise of cannon and musketry appeared almost to shake the very ground.
>We were generally enveloped in smoke and fire, and sometimes unable to distinguish or make remarks upon what was going on around, whilst we blazed away at our opponents
it's no coincidence that all the brightly colored combat uniforms suddenly vanished when smokeless powder entered mass production

>plane
>is not a 2 dimensional space

>mailman
>doesn't wear mail

>blade of grass
>can’t cut anything

>>65399273
>Paratroopers
>Not wheelchair accessible

>>65399273
less smoke powder
less recoil rifle
don't have the same ring to them
precision is a relative term

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>F-14
>not a female 14 year old

>main battle tank
>isn't the main part of battle anymore

>>65399273
>Smokeless
>Not non-smoke
>Recoilless
>Not non-recoil
>PGM
>Accurate down to a few feet.
Stop splitting hairs.

>minigun

Its quite big actually.

>light machine gun
>really unwieldy to carry

>armor piercing bullet
>can't harm a tank

>buy cap and ball revolver
>only shoot conicals

>general purpose machine gun
>it's not good for anything other than being a machine gun

>Mauser
>doesn't hunt mice

>>65399273
If only anglos still understood the usefulness of compound words and grammar

>>65400161
>Not hunting local vermin with 7.92x57mm.

>>65400132
>light machine gun
>doesn’t shoot light

>Rocket Launcher
>Isnt a lawn chair with rockets strapped to it

>>65399740
AHAHA good one my guy!!! Very original and funny

>>65399273
>cut shit out
>not actually cutting shit out

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>navy
>all ships are grey
Make it make sense

>>65400868
>I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is speedboat jousting!

>speedboat
>it's only marginally faster

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>>65400690
Don't give mobiks ideas stupid enough to try

>>65400132
>light machine gun
>Doesn't shoot pew pew lasers

>>65399623

Ummm akshually human body is 90% water

>shotgun
>actually fires bullets and not shots

>pomegranate
>not made of granite

>truck gun
>can’t drive it

>take it with a grain assault
>doesn't assault anything

>reddit
>actually it's 4chan

>strike fighter
>it never goes on strike
I don't think it's even union

>>65399273
>heterosexual OP

>>65399273
>decline bench
>do it anyway
oh wait, wrong board

>battery commander
>has never so much as laid a finger on his superiors