I need something robust.... precise.
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>>65409895>"Robust and precise"? Here's a Steyr HS. 50If someone came into my shop asking for weapons like this I would tell them to either tell me the exact usage and specs of their weapon or get the fuck out and take their fancy coins with them.
>>65409895I have just the thing Mr. Wick. I present to you, the Super Soaker 50. It is thee classic. Made of high grade polymer compounds it only weights 340 grams, high capacity tank holds 700ml of water and pump action charge gives it a range of up to 50 feet. It's compact, only 19" long, comes with a laminated carry box and we can wrap it... for discretion.
>>65409895>I need something flimsy... vague.
I got you my nigga.
>>65409895Why does he even need the sommelier? Why would someone like John Wick need lectured about custom Glocks? Wouldn't he know everything about modern guns?
>>65409979Because it's always a smart move to get a second opinion. It's like how a lawyer should never represent themselves, even if they know that specific area of law.
>>65409979The whole series is just cool vibes, no thoughts, head empty. Also I like peter serafinowicz so it's good he got a popular role.
>>65409979Hasn't he been out of the game for like a decade?
>>65409979maintaining autistic knowledge about a subject is a lot of work. From experience that stuff decays rapidly
>>65409979john wick doesnt need the lecture, the audience does you fucking asshole >hurr durr why do characters say out loud things they would realistically already know
>>65409979same reason james bond needs Q he's too busy killing people and getting pussy
>>65409979He gets beat up allot, so his memory isn't that great anymore.
>>65409895I love how all the things they say to each other describe the vibes of the weapons and absolutely nothing about their functions compared to other options.>>65409913They're part of the same cult, when you're in a club you use the club lingo. It's much more offensive that their lingo doesn't actually mean anything.
trash thread
>>65409959Gets handed a Kel-Tec SU-16
>>65409974Wtf no way that is real
>>65409895>I need something big.... long.
>>65409895>I need something robust.... precise.whoa
>>65409979he just arrived out of town, i dunno how security works in that universe but he probably isn't carrying an arsenal with him on the plane
>>65409979Wick doesn't know what's available. He could want an AK-74u and a PSS "vul" but the Sommelier only carries NATO.
>>65410626He may want slavshit but the sommelier would be correct to give him NATO
>>65410626Wick is too retarded about the technical aspect to have preferences.>Hey, I have to kill a bunch of heavily armored dudes. What’s best?>>How about a fancy 9mm race gun?>sounds perfect!Yes, I know it’s because Taran Butler is an egotistical fuckwad. The point remains.
It's just a film guys/gays. The vast majority of the audience neither know nor care about guns. It's just meant to be a cool film. Read a book about guns if you want accuracy
>>65409895Fuck Keanu and fuck this movie.
>>65410641And Wick, being a professional, knows to trust his sommelier's recommendations. >>65410656What exactly are you arguing for? I've lost the train of thought.
Am I the only guy on /k/ who doesn't think these are very good movies?
>>65410861I've literally never seen a single oneThe plot seems too reddity
>>65410861The first one is the most /k/, John is portraited as a clean operator who shoots dudes efficiently and isn't fighting ninjas. If you can get over the heccin doggo plot line.Every one after that less /k/ but better with general audiences.
>>65409979It's a high class thing. It's meant to be an "experience" Having a gun sommelier is fucking cool.
>>65410861I've only seen the 4th, which I enjoyed as an over the top series of action stunts n' stuff. It was stupid but it was fun stupid like the old Arnie movies and I thought it was well shot.
>>65410761Fuck you, Keanu is a bro.
>>65410861The first one was great. They went downhill after that. I’ve not seen the spin-off, so I can’t judge. But it’s probably bad.
>>65409974What's the odds that zip receiver will survive 37mm recoil?
>>65410861the first one was good and he wasnt immortal, random mooks had a chance2 was dumb3 a fucking shooting gallery where guys didnt even try to kill him just pop up to get shot, there multiple points where legit we could kill you but we wont.4 jumped the shark
>>65410861First one was enjoyable. 2 is palatable, in a guilty pleasure sort of way. 3 was pretty bad. Haven't seen 4.In their defense they are meant to be popcorn action flicks, not films.
>>65409995No, the first one was good, the rest is comic book bullshit
>>65411504>3 was pretty bad. Haven't seen 4.4 is better than 3 but still bad. They both feel more like Marvel and less like the gritty world the first movie had. I haven't seen the spin-off with the lady nor the spin-off tv shows about the lore of the hotels.
>>65411497>3 a fucking shooting gallery where guys didnt even try to kill him just pop up to get shot, there multiple points where legit we could kill you but we wont.Yep, that scene where Wick was having a knife fight with aproximately 10 guys and turned his back to a bad guy, and the bad guy decided that instead of stabbing Wick in the neck, he'd just grab Wick's shoulder and turn him around to remind Wick that it's his turn to die, was extremely silly.In this video it happens from 2:19 to 2:39. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v00zKyXbfD4
>>65409895This scene sounds like he's soliciting gay sex
>>65411497The first one reminded me of Hotline Miami in a good way. Just a bunch of Russian Mobsters in over their heads up against an actual force of nature who doesn't talk much. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cm7MEONP48
The first John Wick is a few months away from being as old as The Matrix was in 2013. The threads about it here got me to the theater to see it. >>65411497The first one actually made sense too. There was a criminal underworld of usual organized crime stuff and they also employed a few assassins. But by the end of the 3rd movie, it's revealed that the entire global economy runs on assassins killing other assassins in numbers that make the whole concept unsustainable. >>65411825In the Casablanca shootout in 3, you can see two separate instances on the sides of the screen where baddies just stop moving and wait for their turn to do their moves or run in to get killed.
>>65410861Liked the first two, the rest were ass and jumped the shark.
>>65410013The audience didn't need it either, it was just advertising, or pandering at best. The first one used guns so cool that they didn't need a spoken introduction, but every sequel had to shoehorn in an ad for whatever Taran Tactical was shitting out, and it allowed the casuals in the audience to get it when the movie plainly spells things out for them.
>>6540989511.5 PSA AR
>>65411828This says more about you, anon;and it is not admirable.
>>65409913>RIFLE SELLER>SELL ME YOUR STRONGEST RIFLE
>>65409974I, um .... what?>>65410007Yeah they didn't have handguns back in yesteryear 2016
>>65409994>>65410011>Here's your Glock and AR, bro.Such exquisite taste.
>>65411844>it's revealed that the entire global economy runs on assassins killing other assassins in numbers that make the whole concept unsustainable.The economy was run by criminals, but not every criminal was an assassin; there were smugglers, illegal information brokers, extortionists, drug traffickers, etc. The third movie's speech about hashishiyya meant to show why the high table kept such a tight leash on assassins specifically, not to claim that they were all assassins.>In the Casablanca shootout in 3, you can see two separate instances on the sides of the screen where baddies just stop moving and wait for their turn to do their moves or run in to get killed.Again, I fully agree.
>>65411897Are you going to pretend that two dandies staring into each others eyes at the bar, speaking in knowing, mischievous innuendo doesn't come across as gay guys flirting? Imagine making extended, meaningful eye contact with the walrus that works at your LGS and saying >I need something ROBUST
>>65411941You have the gay.
>>65409913hell yeah dude you pwnd that guy
>>65409895Here you go faggot.>>65410861I turned the first one off halfway through.
so does that guy just stand there waiting for assassins to come by and buy stuff?
>>65409918I dont understand, how do you need an optic. It already has a laser
>>65411831I have always thought the best way to describe the John Wick movies was as a good movie adaptation of a video game that doesn't exist.
>>65410051Good thing he could remember how to get a hold of the one guy in the world who could tell him that a Glock is an adequate pistol.
>>65409950kek
>>65412466It's even funnier when one remembers he had one as a backup gun in the first movie but then pretends he's never heard of them in the second movie.
>>65409895>John Wick goes to what should be the most exclusive, loaded with unobtanium arms dealer in Europe>here's your glonk and AR-15, that'll be 5 kilograms in gold coins
>>65411825ah 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8omrhUbhLEwe know theres a hit squad comingwe have ample prep time and a full armory lets pick pistol ammo that wont go through the armor so john looks cool shooting guys multiple timesour guys run out unarmored with pistols to die instantly
>>65412633Oh yeah, Winston was a massive dick for not arming the rest of his employees with long guns. There were AKs of all kinds, PTRs, .308 Galils, AR-15s, SIG SG552s, G36s, Tavors, FN F2000s, Kel-Tec RFBs, etc., but his men had to risk their lives for him with only some Glocks.
>>65409950I'll take it. Fill it with piss.
>>65413442War crime.
>>65411844>The first John Wick is a few months away from being as old as The Matrix was in 2013. The threads about it here got me to the theater to see it.dont say stuff like that man
>>65409950Shit, I had the exactly same one.
>>65412352Laser is for hipfire.Dot is for ADS.
APS>armor>piercing >slug
