>be me>23>191cm tall>70 kilos>athletic, good at swimming, mountain climbing, running etc>good at linguistics, know 5, can easily learn more>need to wear glasses>scoliosis, dont know the exact degree, around 20 maybe? No pain, doesnt stop mobility, noticable upon examination Could i join the french foreign legion? I'd appreciate input from people with experience, furthermore, could i ask them via email or do i need to go to a recruitment center in person?
>>65410568I'm guessing you wouldn't pass the medical with scoliosis. Source: my ass and watching a FFL documentary once in a while.
Also they care very much about your nationality, background and reason for wanting to join up. Spill the beans anonYou can literally just walk up to a recruitment center. Have you even read their website? If not, you may be retarded enough for them to want you.
Join AFU.
>>65410568>191cm tall>70 kilosHow are you not dead, you emaciated faggot?
>>65410589H-he's athletic! He just is okay!?
Why would you want to join the French Foreign Legion?Also, doesn't the US let foreigners gain citizenship by joining the Marines? Why not go that route?
>>65410589Thats exactly the kind of build you see in french armed forces they call it the skinny cat.> tldr the ffl just called op a pussy
>>65410568>>191cm tall>>70 kilosHoly shit lanklet build. You must be like 11" inches across the shoulders.
>>65410580If you're curious about what's on their rifles.
>>65410568>be you>frogposting faggot
>>65410568what the legion speaks can hardly be described as French and they can teach it to niggers and fetal alcohol syndrome slaves being good at languages isn't a requirement or bonusthe only reason to go for the Foreign legion unless you are from a third world shithole is to use it as a launch pad for PMC worklanguage skills can be an advantage there, but there's better ways to end up doing PMC work like the royal marines or any other decent outfit that doesn't involved sharing a barracks with M'dieu M'donné, Ivan slavislaf, Pedro Favela and their azian, latam and other assorted global rifraf brothers in arms my advise would be to apply to join whatever glowy shit/intelligence work is available to youyour language skills would be a lot more useful there and the pays probably a lot better too
>>65410663>what the legion speaks can hardly be described as French
>>65410575Im Persian, im a student, ive always wanted to do this kind of work ever since i was a child, previous generation of my family were all military, but my parents made me study which i find boring.I know, ive read the site, they said they had certain health requirements for recruits so i dont want to go to france just to get rejected. Also, why would they want retards? They have a psychotechnical test, now granted its piss easy but still they are clearly trying to weed out the clinically retarded not fit for service.>>65410603You have to be in the US, and have a greencard.>>65410621Im 48cm>>65410639>be you>unhelpful faggot>>65410663I WOULD like to get into pmc work after the 5 year contract. But id like being a glowie better, but i live in Belgium, its not like i could sign up for the CIA or mossad.
>>65410679gast staat al een functie open bij FOD defensie voor een rusland analist voor op zijn minst 6 maandmoest ik geen dyslexie hebben dan had ik op die tijd al russisch geleerdplus pour les belgues ont a plus, pour les belgeus on a plus doe de groeten aan den theo en zeg dat hem moet ophouden met snuiven op de toileten van het Vlaamse huis.
>>65410679btw 5 talen?nederlands, frans, engels, duits en wat dan farsi? dat is niets om over op te scheppen he, dat is gewoon op een ASO school gezeten hebben en van een makkakken land komen
>>65410689This didnt make sense upon being translated>>65410696No, i speak neither french nor dutch, i just came to belgium, i speak Persian, English, German, Russian and Hebrew
>>65410699hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaI'm so good in languages but I can't learn the langues of the place I live and again 4 languages is the baseline here for anyone with a degree the only thing that sets you apart is the languages you speakplus you speak heeb so just shill out to mossad
>>65410703Yes let me just get c2 in dutch and french in 2 weeks, piece of cake everyone can do it>shill out to mossadMan.... you think mossad has offices in belgium, where you can walk in, and just sign up because you know hebrew, as an iranian while there's a war going on nontheless? hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>65410568No, but Sumatran Scoliosis Squadron is always looking for people who can bring asymmetric qualities to warfare!
>>65410727>I can't plan ahead and learn the language of the country I'm moving toChrist no wonder the IRGC wiped you guys out but yes, you aren't a citizen, you can't join any organization that requires citizenship so your options are the foreign legion whom will break youthe Ukrainians where you will be at considerable risk of death of mutilationor shilling for Israel >you think mossad has offices in belgiumyou think they aren't active in Brussels or Antwerp?you don't speak arab so you're not a religious scholar you do know hebrew so there's a reason why you learned in and coming from Iran there's only a handful of those. most of whom would make you of interest for the Israeli intelligence. that you have I presume personal gripe with the regime and that you are Iranian is what might very will make you useful for them in any case you personal priority shouldn't be figuring out what kind of military you'd join but in getting a residency permit and getting your degree homologated
>>65410750>plan aheadIt happened spontaneously after i was done studying in germany, as if i wouldnt have learnt dutch before coming here if i already KNEW i was gonna end up belgium, and dont even fucking go there mr my capital is foreign majority and most of my continet will soon be as well. Ill check out the mossad thing but i doubt they officially hire people and pay them a salary outside israel unless they're Jewish, so I'll have to convert
>>65410785You quit your studies in Germany without a degree and you spontaneously appeared in Belgium? Your parents made you study something boring but you're tough enough for the Legion?>dont even fucking go there mr my capital is foreign majority and most of my continet will soon be as wellWhat?
>>65410785why leave Germany? an honest question, you speak the language, you have the paperwork to stay and study thereeven if you's paper reason to stay is at an end you'd only have to point to the war and the repressive IRGC regime to stay why go to Belgium>capital is foreign majority and most of my continet will soon be as well>says the shitskinI'm more than happy to remove you if that makes you happy
>>65410830I didnt quit, i got my degree already, i have family in belgium i can stay with to avoid paying rent, and by getting a new degree i can keep getting my parents to send me money so i wont have to get a shitty boring job>>65410882See above>remove youSee, thats the thing, i dont think you are capable of doing that bucko, if you cant remove illegals, what are you going to do against someone who's here legally? Irgc just slaughters people with military grade ammo, and they'll use even more brutal tactics like they did in syria if shit gets worse, thats the reason lots of people died, your government wont do any of that, yet youre just happy sitting and doing nothing as you get replaced with muslims who hate you, so think on that the next time you want to say something retarded like>Christ no wonder the IRGC wiped you guys outOr you know, keep voting for "right" wing politicians and act like you have power, surely thats gonna change thingsAlso>remove youOH MY FUCKING GOD, PLEASE DONT REMOVE ME FROM THE GLORIOUS, BEAUTIFUL NATION OF BELGIUM, BUSINESS FRIENDLY BELGIUM, LOW TAC BELGIUM, NORMAL PEOPLE HAVING BELGIUM, OH MY GOD I JUST LOVE EVROPA SO MUCH ITS THE BEST I WANT TO STAY HERE FOR THE REST OF MY MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE, ITS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE MY OWN COUNTRY IS HELL ON EARTH AND IM TOO MUCH OF A POOR CUNT FOR A BETTER PLACE LIKE USA, NO, IM TOTALLY HERE OF MY OWN VOALITION, NO I DONT THINK ABOUT PULLING A MASS SHOOTING ON A MOSQUE OR ONE OF YOUR SISSY WHITEFAGS FOR CVCKLESTINE PARADES EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN MOMENT IM AWAKE, IM JUST SOOOOO HAPPY HERE THATS WHY I SAID I WANT TO JOIN THE LEGION AND FUCK OFF TO MAURITANIA TO COMMIT WARCRIMES, YES THATS WHY, SO PLEASE OH KING LEOPOLDS DECENDENT(im sure youre royalty as you have the power to remove me) ANYTHING BUT REMOVAL, ANYTHING BUT THAT
>>65410568Scolio would be an issue, but if it's minor enough then it could be fine. I think 15-30 deg is the US army requirement, I doubt FFL would be much too different.That aside, why the FFL?
>>65411116Weird nigga response #calmdownnigga
>>65410675zozzledbut also not surprising, considering the people who typically join up
>>65410568>convert numbers into normal people numbers>6'3" 154Ibslmao, you're not athletic, you're hungry skeleton-tier
Have you considered the German military? I don't know about your legal status there, but there's a possibility that they let resident non-citizens serve, or that you might qualify for a citizenship (if you have a degree, presumably you've been there for a while)
>>65410568at 70 kilos and 190cm you are not athletic, you are underweighted. don't believe me? thats where the scoliosis came from.t.scoliosis enjoyer
>>65410580why do you want OP to die?
>>65410580Not a bad option tbdesu, if OP actually wants to see combat and is willing to risk it. They already have foreign volunteer batts, he speaks Russian which is a big plus, and I think they even offered citizenship similar to how FFL does it? Although I might be misremembering that part
>>65411181>lmao, you're not athletic, you're hungry skeleton-tierI really wonder how this guy holds up to cold, that build is jack skellington tier with long stick legs and thin arms on a small torso, the only way to get that height and that weight at the same time. He should be a great long distance runner but would not be able to carry much.
>>65411153I hope youre right, the ffl because you can just walk in and get on with it, its not like i have many other options in europe, the ffl definitely sees more combat than alternatives like the german military, although >>65410580 is also a good choice, ill have to check it out if my other options go nowhere>>65411199I dont think i can, and even if i could there'd be no point, doubt those guys get any proper action
>>65410568If you fix your scoliosis you would be even taller. You would have to wear a kind of back brace that stretches your spine and straightens it. I really wonder how freaky you look considering that you would be perhaps 195-197 cm without scoliosis but still mass 70 kg. Your back cant handle heavy loads because scoliosis so I think you arent suitable for any kind of labor that involves heavy lifting.
>>65413630I havent heard of scoliosis being fixable without surgery, i doubt braces can straighten it specially an adults spine
