Do women with large tits have an advantage in concelead carry?
>>65438834Yes and no. Depends on security and BMI. >https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/whitesox/2023/08/29/white-sox-game-shooting-fan-snuck-gun-into-stadium-in-belly/70710099007/
>>65438834large boobs are already a weapon of mass destructionhttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28089703/they can lower your blood pressure essentially leaving you open for attacks
Depends on your opponent. Against normal healthy male you could be open carrying a generic AR and he would only see dem tiddies
Female commandos should have tits this big at minimum, for maximum tactical advantage
you bet
>>65438834Might run in to some issues with that concealed carry.
>>65439093Powerful Breasts
>>65438834Most CC methods are designed around men, women have purse carry without drawing attention (looking at males with cross body bags that scream PISTOL IN HERE). Dresses require some thigh holster system and then you have to pull that up. If a woman wears hoodies with jeans then she can appendix carry but even then women usually wear pants higher so it's somewhat more inconvenient. Shoulder carry is basically impossible with women's attire unless it's open jacket t-shirt but then again that's uncommon. CC really only serves tomboys well
>>65438834Better question.Should you give all your female agents big breast implants, with a layer of kevlar on the distal side of the implant, for charm + built in protection?
>>65439134The idea of subdermal armour you see in all those sci-fi cyberpunk series seems like it would be a massive pain in the ass. Wouldn't you regularly need to do massive surgery to replace the armour material, even when it isn't being actively damage?
>>65438834 more important question how does fujicakes have barely any porn on the internet where she's having sex there's very little porn in the first place and most of it just has her posing in swimsuits
>>65439134No, it'd be a real issue considering what stops bullets isn't much friendlier to biology than the bullets themselvesKevlar zip up cat-suits and armoured bikinis, maybe aramid crop tops and miniskirts for lighter duties
>>65439153Depends I guess on substance, location, thickness and setup. Honestly, of all the subdermal armour, breast implants are possibly the most viable imo.>Already a sealed laminate implant.>Just need to stick relatively unreactive bulletproof weave on one side of the implant.>Silicone/saline/other material acts as cushioning behind kevlar to stop ribs breaking.>Not going over muscle or anything so relatively little regular deformation.>Actually covering vital area, unlike cyberpunk arm armour stuff.It's not a ballistic plate, sure, but I could see it turn a lethal hit into cosmetic distress.
>>65439175
>>65439181Oh yeah, in something like old timey 50's pointy bras and they'd work well, anyone gets close for fun and games, its fun and games with one less eye
>>65439167You re exposed to this kind of animation when young.Like you wouldnt fuck your female cousin.Maybe youd stare at her ass while it jiggles because she dresses like a whore and might ask her if you can touch it, but you wouldnt fuck her
>>65439382>implying
>>65439106Ah had I known the kind of thread it would be I wouldn't have answered genuinely
>>65439462There's nothing wrong with getting real for a moment.
>>65439476I appreciate your appreciation
>>65438834Yeah, they can carry my face in their chest and nobody would know
Mankind's greatest mistake was not bioengineering all women into having huge fucking tiddies.
>>65439497>Mankind's greatest mistakeAllowing women to vote
>>65438834No, though they do have an advantage in arousing my penis.
best thread in months
>>65439590>*breast thread in months
>>65439597This Anon did the thing before me.
>>65439665She's perfect, looks tran too
>>65439673
>>65439695Hehe yeah I'm just joking anon
>>65438834Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".Prove. Me. Wrong.>>6213597
>>65439153>>65439179If you just make the plates of a non-newtonian substance, repairs should be nearly non-existent and only need to occur when the wrapping gets punctured.By non-newtonian, I'm referring to those unique liquids that chemistry occasionally displays in which while completely liquid, they harden when encountering physical force and spread said force across their entire surface.I'm fairly certain that one can make an example of this using water and corn starch. It's highly viscous, and will resist aggressive manipulation. I'm fairly certain that Mythbusters used the principle to run across a pool.
>>65438834Objectively they have more area to conceal withBut an obese man can out do them
>>65439878>/wsg/That's just a /pol/ colony these days.
>>65439928Can xonfirm. My ex wife could hide a sig compact in her bra and with the right shirt you'd never know it was there
>>65439962Classy
>>65439878
>>65439878I was wondering why I disliked coomers, and I think this about sums it up. Thanks!
>>65439878>Women with 12 inch cocks>Women>Brings up furries unprompted>Ew tits and ass grossI think your just a fag who watches gay furry porn anon, and a high test thread for straight white men offends you
>>65439961I feel like /gif/ getting nuked didnt help since they just migrated over to my once beloved /wsg/.
>>65439983
>>65439878Wait a dick licking second, this is just the old /pol/ copypasta but instead of being racist it's about porn
>>65440134/wsg/ is basically /pol/
i would think so. if they have large bust and a thinner waist while wearing relatively loose clothing the over hand alone would conceal larger frame and firearms easier than a no hips flat as a board comparison.
>>65439382 i would totally fuck my cousin, though. i kinda get what you mean though i guess she's technically a childhood character for a lot of these people
How do you defend yourself in this situation?
>>65441931>That angleAm I a shota in this situation?
>>65438834Yeah, I had a GF with L cups>Pros>could hide a 5" .357 in her cleavage>Cons>the gun would be sweaty as all get out, and hurt the finish>Bonus>the sweat smelled divine
>>65442165Yes.
>>65442184You'll take any gf and be thankful
>>65441931Aggressive motorboating.
>>65439092>>65438834>>65439134I love anime tittie
>>65442290Married now, fortunately. Definitely smaller breasts mass wise, but shes 5'2" and 2 kids later shes at an F cup so proportionately theyre still massive
>>65439373
>>65442290Not that anon, but I found there is such thing as too much tits. Past a certain point when you're in bed you have to focus on corralling these things and moving them around. It's cool when you want to focus on playing with boobs but they get in the way of the bigger picture.t. dated a woman who looked almost exactly like this
>>65445284I concur, for me it's around C/D cup. It's as a wise philosopher once said, "if your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours"
>>65445284>>65445318
>>65445329>>65445178>>65442930Real deep-
>>65446216>futa>snuffWhat a shame, the cover was pretty promising.
>>65446470That first one is a plus
futafags, footfags, ntrfags, incestfags, gurofags, actual gay fagfags, all belong in concentration camps
>>65446691Wait until you graduate highschool to start posting
>>65446732okay strike footfags off of the list
>>65446470What a sus for me
>>65446732This. No camps. Strait to the faggotcinerators.
>>65439134You should only hire the craziest and most daddy-issued and easy to brainwash women with the fattest tits in the first place.
>>65442184>the gun would be sweaty as all get out, and hurt the finishi have always somewhat wondered if this would be a problem and what coatings would be best to resist that much sweat. thank you for making me wonder again
>>65446470bullshit, proofs?
>>65447588nevermind, anon wasn't lyingdamn, i didn't know they were already that crazy back in '99. shit's mad
>>65439106>Dresses require some thigh holster system and then you have to pull that upWell it's not 1813 anymore, I feel like that's kind of negligible unless she's wearing an unusually long dress. If she's really concerned she could just wear a shorter dress.
>>65447592Humans were always this crazy, it was just harder to mass distribute your fucked up fetish to large audiences up until recently.
>>65447736Most women are wearing thigh length dresses when they wear them anon, you do interact with women right anon?
>>65447749That's kind of what I mean, thigh dress in a thigh holster doesn't seem anymore of a pull up than wearing an untucked shirt with IWB carry or wearing a jacket over your firearm. I'm mostly saying it doesn't seem like a particularly notable disadvantage unique to women.
>>65447752Are you reaching down to your thighs to pull up your shirt anon? Women have shorter arms than men anon, you do know this right anon?
>>65447592Doug Winger was drawing futafur shit back when Boris Yeltsin was in office. Hell I think he started before the collapse of the Soviet Union. This shit goes way back, even Pliny the Elder mentions Hermaphrodites who "were formerly looked upon as monsters but in the present day they are employed for sexual purposes". Futafaggotry at least goes back to the birth of Jesus Christ or thereabouts
>>65446216Gun chicks with dick? Nice.
Why did the comic cover about chicks with dicks seem to get the most reaction in this thread
>>65449528Who wants a chick without a dick?
>>65438834>tfw gf is cancer survivor with double mastectomyI miss boobs, I got the tomboy gf of my dreams at least but I miss burying my head in those things.
>>65449841I got very lucky and was not with one or two but three different women with legitimate macromastia scale tits when i was in my early 20s and it absolutely fucking ruined my ability to find normal women attractive. Small or even above average chests do nothing for me now. I am a lost man.
>>65449911What are the benefits of too big bob
>>65449744this
>>65450313Who?>InB4Male (I already know)
>>65445178kek
>>65450396Sarina Valentina
>>65451266Is this in reference to something?
>>65451321Poojeet shenanigans. Street shitter financier claimed his White female boss sexually harassed him, one of the statements he gave said she undid her blouse, groped her bobs and told him "bet you wish you were married to a woman with canons like these, instead of that fish head wife of yours". The whole thing was proven bogus pretty quickly, but it got to make its rounds in the news and some memes
>>65439088
>>65441931>AoT music starts playing
>>65438834obviouslywho'd notice the printing except fat ugly old hags
>RIP Dolly Parton
>>65455669Wait what?
>>65455684Oh I'm not even kidding man, fucking devastated
>>65455669Oh damn, guess I'm not that surprised. Last I heard from her she was having health issues. Still a shame she's no longer with us, at least we still have Dollyland
>>65455669Tim Curry has also just joined her in jannah
>>65455669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzNCkM17QIA
>>65456354Fucking hell
>>65456354well shit this just got worse didn't it
>>65456354>the one place uncorrupted by capitalism....>heaven
Celebrities seem to be dying in droves at the moment
>>65458148they're old and sick, tragically it happens
>>65455669Hope that mississippi rifle seem okay
>>65442930Jeez mom, cover up!
>>65455669F
>>65455669>>65459867RIP queen of country songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLs7KhcwxM8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC6AUXB5r_4
>>65458301
>>65455669>>65456354I regret to report that Peter Cullen is also dead
>>65460582It never rains but it fucking pours
>>65446216Zamn!
>>65439462Your mom better armor her tits around me.
>>65441931Duct tape and a leather collar.
>>65447576>craziest and most daddy-issued and easy to brainwash women with the fattest tits in the first place.Add submissive and obedient.
>>65461664>shota to loliEven better.
Why did this thread starting about such a happy subject as tactical breasts have to end up informing about so many recently deceased beloved celebrities?
>>65461902Ed McMahon died the same day as Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett.
>>65438834Are they lactating? Tell me they are.
>>65462039
>>65439092Nice colt she got there.Tubi was great.
What would a battlemaid store in her cleavage?
>>65462136I'll be in my bunk.
>>65462611She's too FAT to be a maid
>>65463950She's not FAT, she's well endowed.
>>65463959Well endowed with FAT
>>65439181
>>65462136>dare-you-enter-my-magical-realm.jpg
>>65456410>need someone to play the russian leader in red alert 3>cast the least russian looking guy ever
>>65465309A daring synthesis.
>>654653033D seem gross
>>65438834Depends. If she's got the titty hammerspace, she's set. All others are only gonna be able to smuggle a Kolibri in there.
>>65439878Stale pasta.
>>65462611IFAK. Her. If you know what I mean.
>>65438834Is it possible to use breasts themselves as a weapon if they are large enough?
>>65466292I don't know what you mean. A very in-depth explanation is required.
>>65449941Distraction of the weak willed +5 charisma and extra storage for dairy and coins.
But what about the deadliest combo, large BOOBS and BUTT? How do you combat this massive tactical advantage?
>>65467063>BUTTAnon, people poop from there
>>65467386Silly anon, girls don't poop.
>>65466292You lost me.
>>65466275That's rookie level.
Don't forget the plate carriers.
>>65470479And remember to stock up on ammo
>>65470479Too late anon! >>65439181
>>65470529Damn, that's one sexy action figure
>>65438834>Do women with large tits have an advantage in concelead carry?I don't know, but they make my concealed carry start printing, if you know what I mean.
Boobs have lots of benefits and uses
>>65470529Where can i watch this thing
>>65471371Its weird how the manga was all lecturing "Don't fire your gun if allies are in the line of fire" from the gun nerd while the anime was like that.
Higher ammo capacityLonger reload time
>>65470116Man of culture, I see.
>>65471371This is ironically fucking gay
>>65438834Big boobs absorb recoil and aid snipers
Why is this one of the 'highest quality' threads on the board right now?
>>65471371Literally the greatest scene in all of anime ever. Genuinely the japs should've packed it in after the through boob shot, it has and will never be topped with how simultaneously cool and retarded it is
>>65470529What 3d animu?
>>65438834Where's this image from?
>>65476185That's the slutty femme fatale chick from Lupin the 3rd isn't it? But going by the eyes brainwashed/mind-controlled.
>>65476185Fujiko Mine, probably from Lupin part 4 or around that time. Coloration looks very mid-late 00s
>>65470116Bet she packed a Napoleon bronze cannon or a Richmond rifle down there.
>>65476305>>65476185The best waifu
>>65478551ur waifu has sex with old men for money.
>>65478554A woman named Fujiko Mine is NOT FUCKING CANON. Zenigatta did not have a twink detective sidekick, that's a load of liberal propaganda. As we all know she's just a massive cocktease to everyone and nothing else
>>65478560Fujiko is a whore, the only thing wrong with that was it besmirching the reputation of an upright lawman such as Zenigatta who would never accept sex with a criminal as a bribe, that was the part that was incredibly out of character
>>65467405Girls don't poop, but women do scat.
>>65438834
>>65456354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfkYfdnJVBU
>>65480839[F]
>>65480839He went to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...
Well what about manboobs, can they also be used for tactical advantage?
>>65483995Between Frank-n-Further and Poet Man I really think that should be "He went back to..."
>>65484332Brutal...
>>65484332>>65484370
>>65446216
>>65438834I caught a busy woman trying to sneak a folding knife into a club in her cleavage, her tits were too big for the metal detecting wand to get close enough, but I saw it poking out
>>65486142Did you have to climb in after it?
>>65486144I asked her to remove it, and we held it until she left.
>>65446216>>65486138Did we troon out?
>>65439134How far should we be willing to go to weaponize the female form?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwewQ5a-CuE
>>65483995>>65455669Its gonna be a damn shame when Bruce goes in a few years, due to the cancer.
>>65462136You can always tell when a tranny drew something
>>65439134>samplePass.
>>65439878>weyou don't speak for anyone retarddidn't read lol, cry more, anime website, you don't like it you can fuck off.
>>65489039Ah yess, the town bicycle getup.
>>65489039This one is passable I guess
>>65471371I remember someone calculated how fast those boobs should flop to dodge a bullet like that.
>>65489512
>>65471371Most based scene ever written. You can tell by just how many normalfags it pisses off
>>65447767I like you, here you go
>>65490736japan used to be a real country, baka my head
Boobs help in melee combat at least
>>65493565This doesn't make any sense
>>65494492
>>65472332those were perfectly calculated shots to go through when no one was in the line of fire dummy
>>65445178I think this comic also had a villain who had a nuclear bomb hidden in her breast implants. been way too long to remember properly
>>65455669>>65456356>>65459942We will remember her.https://www.abbevilleinstitute.org/dolly-parton-and-southern-endurance/
>>65478560All Fujiko waifuers are kuckolds anon, I'm sorry.
>>65439373>>65477344
>>65500032>>65478554Only in your headcanon, gay cuck
>>65500041Are those drills?
>>65500084Yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esEtMdkrwqQ
