*blocks your path*
>>65442141*Clears your path*
hmm, a fellow traveler on the path of the sword, I see. don't worry, I won't use more than 10% of my power.
I'm a fighter and a protector
>fedoras being hijacked by flabby dysgenic spergsA shame the era of pic related is long gone.
>>65442267thankfully all of them are too cheap to buy a fedora and instead sit in the cringe zone wearing trillbies
>>65442141>Spearhand to the throat"Right, as I was saying..."
>>65442141pujchoH DawIvlIj.
>>65442141>Educates them in the true path of the Samurai
>>65442141what is going on with that house behind him, it's like someone put a farm shack on an old brick telephone building
>>65442630Heh, cute... now step aside before I... ughhh... my demon spirit is calling to me already...
*shoots him*
>>65442716>what is going on with that house behind him, it's like someone put a farm shack on an old brick telephone buildingIn the next image in this series he cleaves that house in half using destructive sword spirit slash. You thought this was some kind of joke? No my friend, it was and is very real.
Not bad, but can you withstand both of my ultimate techniques?
>teleports behind you>sniffs your butt
>>65442771SAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>65442842>strategic gut concealment realistically how can someone possibly defend themselves from this?
>>65443120Brilliant, my hedges have never been more perfectly pruned.Too bad about the faint smell of feces though.
>>65442141>A luncheon to surpass steamed hams.
>>65442267Those pics are 20 years old.
>>65443120>Literally shit encrusted fingers
>>65442220You just know this guy is 5'9, has a bench of <50kg's but thinks women belong in the kitchen.
out of the way stranger...... i am a disciple of the bushido-sword school.... move now, or face my sword.
>>65443252Sargent Braphog?
>>65442141
>>65444327Their insurance agent just fucking combusted, got on his motorcycle, and headed to that fucking OSHA liability.
>>65443276SAAAR APOLOGIE SAAAR OR I WILL CAULDROOOON YOU SINGLE HANDED!
"Urumi is a double-edged, long and narrow flexible sword-like weapon that is fixed to the combatant’s waist like a belt. The length is customized to suit the wearer’s girth and convenience. This extremely sharp sword is made by joining and compressing foils of iron to ensure strength, durability and flexibility. The urumi is swayed rapidly to inflict slashes on the enemy. As the combatant attacks with force towards the opponent and swings the urumi, the blade coils and turns rapidly. Therefore if the wielder is not quick on his feet, skilful or vigilant, he is very likely to injure himself seriously in the process."What a very stupid weapon.
