List your loadout.Also any streaming gear.
>>65442751Muh dikk
>>65442751Death to all social media users, I hope he gets his dick bit off like in that video with the pitbull mauling the bound mexican dude. Protecting wildlife is /k/; I cant imagine much of a reason that he would want to kill the wolf other than clout.
>>65442751Box of a dozen XXXL condoms and a tub of Surgilube.
>>65442769trophy hunters are subhuman.
>>65442769>>65442782t. urbanite sissieswolves are a nuisance and need to be taught that humanity = death.
>>65442814Where do you live nigger? You have never seen a wolf anywhere near your house.
>>65442751>social media influencer>hunterSo a fagboy then
>>65442814They're living in Yellowstone you absolute nignog. If they can't live there, then where the hell else should they be?
>>65442751>Invading the preserve that the wolves keep to just to kill one for cloutActual nigger behavior, like genuinely this is the shit YNs in chiraq get up to but instead it's regular ass people living their lives in their homes insteadAlso muh dick, some rope, and a bottle of astroglide. By the end of it you're gonna start calling me Turkish
Is that even legal? Wouldn't they nail him pretty easily?
>>65442814This pack lives in Yellowstone you monumentally retarded nigger.
>>65442837>>65442893so it's the perfect time to teach them some humility and fear. just like children are taught to act correctly before they grow up, wolves ought to be made to fear man before they step out of line.
>>65442904They do you retard
>>65442904I bet you could go into yellowstone and stay for a week without even knowing there are any wolves near you, without thermals btw. If you have a mutt, its no different from how they sometimes follow unfamiliar people going around 'their' neighborhood. I hope this is bait because troglodytes like you give hunters a bad name.
>>65442893"Didnt read the article" award>Mollie’s pack, which left the safety of Yellowstone National Park and ended up in a wolf hunt area on Wyoming’s Shoshone National Forest.
Perfect time to go Yellowstone to hunt the most retarded of animals... The social media influencer.
Quick rundown???
>>65442751How do you get permission to hunt Yellowstone? That's really not cool to go after a famous animal. Not a fan of trophy hunters nor streamers but wolves are out of control in some areas of the West from Feds stocking them near ranches.
>>65442904you're a fucking retard and trying way too hard to larp as a tough guy. i bet you'd break your wrists after half an hour of using a chainsaw, you fucking pansy.
>>65442922>I bet you could go into yellowstone and stay for a week without even knowing there are any wolves near youDepends. Last time I went elk hunting, I had a pack howling and running through my clearing all night. There was no way not to notice them or get any sleep. >>65442946Those Aldi Nord Brigade wolves are the real danger.
>>65442751she wants to fuck
>>65443461indeed
>>65442751Fuck wolves We exterminated them for a reason
>>65442814>t. urbanite sissiesNot very bright, are you? It's UBRANITE SISSIES that want to kill off predator species. Go be retarded with your fellow urbanite faggots somewhere else.
>>65442946>3rd Luxembourg Volunteer Division
>>65443492what's surprising is that there's more than one luxembourg volunteer division out there.
>>65442946Where is Steiner’s counter attack? Did it succeed?
>>65442751I'm from Wyoming and I say KILL 'EM ALL!
>>65442751I don't get this "I shot a wolf from 100 yards away with a scoped rifle, braced on a shooting stick for stability, after my buddy tracked the pack with a drone for 3 days" makes me a badass. Now if you went in wearing nothing but a pair of crocs and armed with a big rock you found on the walk in and a broken beer bottle.
>>65442946>no Dirlewanger BrigadeOne job anon.
>>65443491Absolutely not. They're the tards who think wild animals are pets.
>>65442782Trophy hunting is based, it's what separates man from beast. Wolf trophy hunting specifically is the basis of White identity, and Indo-European culture can be tracked by the spread of large scale ritualistic culling of wolves.
I hope he gets sent to federal ass rape prison for a couple decades if he kills the wolf
>>65442751M1A, M590 and a Glock 20. Fuck you I'm ready to kill anything on God's Green Earth.
>>65442769>Protecting wildlife is /k/; I cant imagine much of a reason that he would want to kill the wolf other than clout.t. no-hunt urbanite bugman, preeminent goyslop coinsure.
>>65443677>buzzwordsyawn
>>65443749You are a domesticated subhuman who prefers to consume the lowest quality subsistence at the detriment to one's existence.
>>65443753
>>65443753t. morbidly obese low IQ ruralite who thinks shooting a deer he baited with corn while hiding in a stand makes him a masculine survivorman
>>65443768No, anon, he's definitely a big scary alpha male and not a pathetic kid trying to larp as something he'll never be, lmao.
>>65443530>tool use, the culmination of some of humanities most major evolutionary advantages, is cringe unless gimped to my arbitrary standard
>Defend the le heckin borkborks from the le heckin poachersI don't care and no one of value does either. Your priority should be raising your sons.
>>65443788In that case buying a slab of meat at Costco is just as good as hunting because I'm using tools and social tech to acquire things that took our ancestors a whole lot more effort. See, I can also be retarded. The is a qualia of being an outdoorsman that you will never experience because you're fat, retarded, and gay.
>be outragedNo.
>>65443798>The is a qualiaYou are Indian/Paki and therefore the gayest of them all. Go bathe with steel wool.
>>65443749>>buzzwordsNo shit. Typing out the entire argument would take longer, and because I mistakenly assumed that (You) the reader had enough brain activity to understand what the words referred to.>You apparently don’t.Calling them “buzzwords” isn’t a rebuttal. It’s you staring at compressed information like a dog staring at a circuit board and deciding the circuit board must be stupid because you can’t read it.
>>65443813¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>65443814The point of the “buzzwords” was that they’re shorthand for an entire type of person and an entire argument.>UrbaniteMeans someone completely insulated from the actual consequences of wildlife management. Wolves are an abstraction to him: majestic animal, nature documentary, conservation slogan. He isn’t the rancher losing calves, the hunter watching an elk unit deteriorate, or the wildlife manager who has to balance predator and prey populations instead of simply maximizing whichever animal photographs best.>No-huntIs the same thing. It’s the childish assumption that conservation means never killing anything. Actual wildlife management is population management. Sometimes that means protecting predators. Sometimes it means protecting prey. Sometimes it means habitat work, hunting quotas, culls, livestock-conflict removals, or deliberately reducing predator numbers. The correct policy depends on the population and ecosystem, not on whether the animal has a fucking Disney movie.>goyslop Someone whose opinions arrive prepackaged. Consume the approved products, repeat the approved slogans, have the approved emotional response to the photogenic animal, and mistake all of that for having thought about the subject.
>>65443821Yer Indian (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)
>>65443828You've got nothing. No argument, no rebuttal. Total destruction. Conversational TKO.
>>65443813>>65443821>buzzwords>followed by wall of autismlmao
>>65443821>Rancher losing calvesThat's what livestock guardian animals are for>Elk deteriorating Natural and normal, wolves are endangered (even if they're technically delisted in some dipshit parts of the country) anyway so no serious damage is done>Wildlife managerManage deez nuts nigga
>>65443821>words words words wordsAnd yet you say nothing. Nobody cares, retard.
>>65443831>omg you used buzzwords so I couldn't understand the argument >omg you explained the argument and I still couldn't understand it 'kay then.
>>65443834Or we can just shoot wolves. >>65443839>no one caresOkay, we finna shoot some wolves then. Because, as you say, no one cares :)
>>65443842>Okay, we finna shoot some wolves then. Because, as you say, no one cares :)Pics or it didn't happen, pussy.
>>65443842You won't shoot shit pussyboy
>>65443846>finna is past tense Folks, they aren't sending their brightest.
>>65443842>>65443846Yer Indian/Paki. ◑______________◑Your thread stinks, like you.
>>65443847>You won't shoot shit pussyboyIts legal to shoot wolves in four states. Its really not a big deal.
>>65443848>I'm totally going to>Even though I haven't in spite of plenty of opportunity You won't pussy.
>>65443840>autismyou ain't shooting shit from your basement lmao
>>65443849Post guns.
>>65443855>omg buzzwords>omg, after I complained, you spelled out the argument in detail: autism. Which is it?
Reminder that Indian/Pakis get paid to make these threads. Remind them that they stink like shit.
>>65443861Your argument is stupid, not because you hadn't defined your buzzwords, but because it boils down to >"You're this person I made up in my head." It's a very stupid argument and deserves nothing but mockery.
>>65443869>Your argument is stupidHow, specifically, is it stupid? I appreciate that its an upsetting argument. But how is "wolves are an animal, and land management requires the killing of animals" a stupid argument? You're not beating the accusations, btw.
>>65443867I'm sorry we bumped your Ukraine thread down one slot.
>>65443861>>65443876>more autismgrim
>>65443793Anon, if there was any risk of you ever needing to raise a child I doubt you'd be posting on 4chan about it.
>>65443876>I appreciate that its an upsetting argumentIt's not an argument. >But how is "wolves are an animal, and land management requires the killing of animals" a stupid argument?This is not an argument you made, since your first instinct was to try to insult another poster as an "urbanite." This tells me you're just a very stupid person, but that's obvious because everyone who thinks of cities as some kind of evil instead of places where the jobs and money are, is a stupid person, lmao.
>>65443821Nigger what rancher INSIDE Yellowstone National Park is losing livestock to these animals? Go apologize to your parents for being such a waste of sperm and an egg.
>>65442751why? also can you hunt wolves in yellowstone? no idea.
>>65442814Wolves are a cornerstone species in Yellowstone, their reintroduction to the area reinvigorated the environment
>>65442751Trophy hunters can go straight to hell
>>65442942Why the fuck do wolf hunt areas exist? We've already long established that there is no such thing as sustainable hunting when it comes to wolves. The moment someone figures out they can do it without consequence, the species goes locally extinct. Plus, wolves don't tend to understand the human concept of borders. Why the fuck should they get the death penalty just because they decided to move beyond an arbitrary line?
>>65444102Go back to leftypol. Seriously.
>>65442904Dogs are retards who don't process fear the way you do.The dog, and I presume the wolf never connects cause and effect on a frequency humans would because they are not as patient. If Dog A witnessed Dog B getting shot, it's just as likely to relate the time of day, landscape, smell, your clothes, it's current social status, what it had for breakfast (if it remembers) and the tail of the dead animal before it died as it is to relate the scary stick of death to the big noise that kills Dog B. It's unlikely to correctly identify the noise correctly anyway. It might think that a hammer is what killed Dog B, it might think that a rumble of gas and powder is responsible, zip of the bullet, jingle of the casing.If a dog sees enough gunshots it might figure it out, bug a wolf probably won't see more than a few gunshots. So it's likely just to become schizo and fear thunderstorms/clicking noises/smell of sulfer. Tldr: By the time Dog B dies the human raising the scary stick is old news for the dog. They just perceive information at a higher frequency (literally quicker) than we do. All that being said if a dog figures it out enough to actually fear you because you can instakill it? It's just going to attack you for izzat points. >t. Met a lot of nigger dogs and have been fascinated by reaction times in animals.
>>65444122Dogs don't get killed enough by humans. Wolves on the other hand instinctively fear humans. Wolves do know what firearms are, and are more likely to avoid you if you have one. Please don't waste your time spamming poorly thought out redditspaced garbage.
Pls no kill mah waifu
>>65442777>Box of a dozen XXXL condoms and a tub of Surgilube.Ma'am I don't think wolf cocks aren't very big. normal condoms are probably fine to protect them from your hpv. >>65442942OP didn't post an article because he is s lazy newfag. No I'm not googling text from a twatter screenshot to find it faggot.Trophy hunting is performative masculinity and a surrogate activity for men with meaningless lives, seeking external validation of their manhood. Especially if they travel great distances to do so.>>65442904Post a gun you hunt with.
>>65442751fixed wing flir drone. GPS jammer, Stingray cell, Encrypted radio.Medetomidine medicating dart gun. Weatherby Vanguard 6.5-300 wby mag.paracord, razor wire, iron stakes, mallet, gin trap.
>>65444122>The dog, and I presume the wolf never connects cause and effect on a frequency humans would because they are not as patient.You retarded nigger, if a wolf from a pack gets caught in a trap, the other wolves will inspect and examine that trap and put two and two together that the trap is what hurt their wolf fren. They will then run the whole fucking trap line digging out the other traps, and will associate any smell they find around that trap with danger. Maybe learn from people that actually hunt and trap wolves, and stop pulling your uneducated bullshit out of your blown out asshole because muh feefees and muh i are smartz. Wolves are extremely intelligent, extremely hard to hunt and trap, and don't allow you to make a mistake more than once. There's a reason they put bounties on wolves, and even then only a fraction of what they want to be culled are actually culled. You fucking retarded buffoons known next to nothing about wolves, but, want to write paragraphs of bullshit assumptions, and think you know what's best for the wolves and their numbers. You work on feelings and low IQ midwittery.
>>65444122>The dog, and I presume the wolf never connects cause and effectDid you know grizzly bears know the sound of a rifle shot, and will run towards it as they've associated the sound of a rifle shot with hunters killing deer/elk/moose and try to muscle their way into a free meal after they know the hunter has done the work of killing their prey for them? Wolves are smarter than a grizzly, and by the sound of it, smarter than you, too.
>>65444148when the FUCK is season 2?
>>65444152>Ma'am I don't think wolf cocks aren't very bigA large dog is packing more meat than any guy.And a large wolf is much bigger than a large dog.
>>65444177(checked)>>>/Cangen/
>>65444172January.
>>65442946Cauldron status?
Druid powers, I will befriend the wolves and together we will drive all the humans out, and then I declare myself Archdruid of the Yellowstone grove.
>>65444244When do we fuck the wolves?
>>65442814Reminder that if you live in suburbia you're still an urbanite
>>65444256The wolves are our charges Anon, we do not take advantage of their trust. If you find any werewolf chicks however, go nuts. As Archdruid the one with the biggest tits is mine, so sayeth the ancients.
>>65442814The park is of much greater value than your useless podunk farm. Thankfully the federal government exists to hyper rape you if you get ideas.
>>65443754>>65443768>>65443774Struck a nerve did I?
>>65444581I don't know about that honestly, trumps admin looks like they want to speedrun the anthropogenic mass extinction for the lulz
>>65443882>still proving he's a retard K
>>65442837I think they left Yellowstone recently.
>>65444609>sending back millions of turd worlders >domestic manufacturing >cutting stupid epa regulations Not really.
>>65443821And what about coinsure?
>>65444635>>cutting stupid epa regulationsYou're complaining that there's an organization that exists to stop companies from dumping posion in your drinking water, like they have for all of human history?
>>65444759Americans are taught that those kind of organizations are evil commie fifth columnists. Conversely, union carbide, exxon and general electrics are the good guys.
>>65442814this, but shrimpdick sissies like you who are afraid of nature and favor agriculture and domesticated livestock. you're the type that buys rural land because you don't like the city, but then keeps your lawn mowed 2mm and sprays roundup everywhere because weeds bother you.
>>65444809>Americans are taughtI'm an American myself; I certainly wasn't taught any of that.
>>65442751>Social media influencerHope the wolf eats him tbqfh
>>65442814You dumb fucking giganigger, these are in Yellowstone, wher they're supposed to be. This faggot social excrecia subhuman is the nuisance gaijin.
>>65442904I want to say excellent bait, but you might just actually be a tremendous retard.
>>65444849nigger you're arguing against people who want to preserve nature, and you try to paint them as nature hating people because they didn't have acres in rural idaho to inherit. not only you're gay and retarded and most likely a fat bitch, but you're also a hypocrite.
>>65444974> reading comprehension
>>65442751He won't do shit. Alt right grifter dudebros are too busy making podcasts and selling their own brand of deodorant to incels
>>65445005My bad, i misread the "but" after the comma. Funny how a single word comoletely changes a paragraph's meaning.
>>65442751a camera>>65442814>nuisance>national park areayoure a special kind of retarded
>>65443842>finnaNiggerword
>>65444157>>65444165>>65444131>muh feefeesAnimals are cute, they are not brain dead, "animals are hekin smart" media sells well. Intelligence is not a totem pole nor is it what we think it is. You do not know what a canine is thinking or associating because you are not one. I don't know why you are mad that I am saying animals won't fear you.
>>65445073Nobody is mad, they just think you're stupid.
>>65442751>retard willing to lose his gun rights over protected animal maybe the wolf should bite his balls off to save the next generation from his retardation
>>65444177Wolves are relatively small dicked, some dogs are going to have ten-times bigger packages. Overbreeding is at least partially to blame since it heavily encourages selecting for hyper-fertility which leads to conspicuous engorgement.https://youtu.be/BAkfazw0aAo
>>65444381Reminds me that one of the most famous 'boy raised by wolves' died recently.https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/spain-wolf-boy-sierra-morena-080023842.html
>>65442904Cougar Butte
>>65442814Reintroducing wolves made Yellowstone into the park we know it as
>>65442751>social media influencerGotta support the wolves on this one
>>65442751>loadoutMy PTR-91 so I can hunt the invasive species known as the social media influencer.
>>65442751The 420th /k/ommandos regiment will aid the Mollie's in their defense of Yellowstone using fortified positions equipped with Puckle Guns (loaded with square munitions for added suffering), shotguns loaded with rock salt and attached dildo bayonets, and bull whips.
>>65445930Yes, a despicable reason to kill a wild animal
I like wolfs! But some people here get offended by them I guess....
>>65443821One cannot wait till the day civilization starts to decline and hyperconfident midwits like you are sent back to work the wheat fields for 2 shillings a year.
>>65446215This must have come from 8
>>65446219Paki anon, you are already wallowing in a declined state. No one wants to wallow in shit with you. You can hope and pray all you want but your hellscape is your own problem and you will never be on top.
