You're dropped alone into Jurassic Park to rescue two kids an old man and Laura Dern. What loadout do you take? You must carry a radio to signal to a waiting helicopter for pickup when you find them.
Tranq gun with a crotchless gimp suit. I'm just here to fuck dinos
Are we rolling with the book description of a semi-distributed nervous system?
>>65449022Huh. I read the book and I don't remember that bit. Remind me?
>>65449014This, but with Laura Dern instead.
>>65449014>>65449035Why not both?How do you explain the concept of “snowballing” to a creature that has no idea what snow is? And also doesn’t speak English?
>>65449006What limitations and parameters are there beyond the weight of an operational walkie-talkie?>>65449032in the later chapters Muldoon discovers that some of the dinosaurs don't react to conventional incapacitation like mammals do: the Tyrannosaurus has a massively delayed reaction to the tranquilizer rockets, and the velociraptors don't always die immediately once their spinal chords are severed or their brains are destroyed ("headless chicken" scenario)
>>65449058>What limitations and parameters are there beyond the weight of an operational walkie-talkie?What you can carry>in the later chapters Muldoon discovers ...I'm gonna have to read the book again
>>65449006I bring weaponized airborne pathogen that only targets reptiles
>>65449006>rescueI'm setting up a nest in the jungle for my new trad wife. Loadout is only to drive away the virtue signaling feminazis.
>>65449062>what you can carrythat covers quite a bit
>>65449100Your actual you, lovehandles and all, not your idealized perception of yourself.
>>65449014This but my suit is assless and I have a dolly with an industrial drum of crisco, gonna make Mr Hands look like an amateur
>>65449108ok, so I can probably fit an M14 w/ 200rds, a Mossberg 500 with 50 shells, and a 1911 to blow my brains out in case anything goes wrong (although that bullet would be better spent on Lex to keep her from fucking things up for everyone)
>>65449006shoot all the major predators with gps trancievers and dump bait in their enclosuresdo a fly over of the entire island so the survivors hear me while looking at thermals for people while trancieving on radiohave a team send drones out to scout and another set drones to track the predatorsmake contact and drive like madman in a 4.0 yj jeep to scoop up the survivors and busted laura dern and drive back to the helipad
>>65449073Bad investmentGet the SPAS12
>>65449150It's a man's inalienable right to trade up to one of his daughters after his wife ages like milk.
>>65449156In a civilized world you would be strung up in town square
>>65449006Me 'n my spas-12 are gonna avenge the emu war, gonna be sick as. Too right
>>65449073Pretty based, to be quite honest.As an added bonus, she knows the newfangled computers
>>65449174>Settling in to trad life>One day you hear a squadron of helicopters overhead while out hunting>You run back to your treetop hide>As you climb in shouting at the kids to hide>Why don't you take a seat right over there?">She figured out how to access the net and send an email out>Clever girl
>>65449184Hansen...finds a way.
>>65449006.458 Weatherby, Brass hollow points.S&W 500 2" Copper hollow pointsFA Micro Draco w/ Romanian drum mags2 backup .357 Mag 4" to hand off as needed, Copper wad cutters
>>65449184Nah, simple biological reality is that women are tamed by the cock and being provided for. Two working legs and an open front door and they'll choose to stay every time.
>>65449006I don't think I can walk that far anymore. If I had a wingman, we could just take those jeeps and kill everything while I drive, like that scene from Africa Addio.
>>65449204...and a phased plasma rifle, 40-watt range
>>65449216I can carry 1, 12lb rifle, 1, 8lb AK, 1, 3lb magnum amd the accompanying ammo>t.former zogbot SAW gunnerPlasma rifle is unrealistic but makes me want to play doom.
>>65449212>I don't think I can walk that far anymoreJust grab a dino egg and raise it, then you get to ride it around. Like Yoshi.
>>65449100I’m just going to say it, I’m going to fucking say it alright! I like the thumbhole sporter stocks of the 80’s and 90’s that were used to import salt weapons. I had a chance to buy an unmolested MAK-90 years back and I didn’t and I’m fucking mad.
>>65449006>What loadout do you take?The only sensible one, an M4A3(105) HVSS
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>>65449165I'm ok with this if we can do the same to browns and homos
>>65449032>>65449062
>>65449035Have you seen her lately? As bad as Councilor Troy.
>>65449073>filenameLol.
>>65449165>>65449313He's got ya there Laz.When the nigger menace and well poisoning are dealt with I'll likewise relinquish my degenerate fantasys.
>>65449150Honestly? 3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible
>>65449006>Jurassic Park
>>65449374SHOOT HER
>>65449317I was always more of a Dr. Crusher man.
>>65449392At least in season 1 she wasn't in a wig. Yes, the rest was a wig.
>>65449436I'm guessing the actress started getting greys and didn't want to use hair dye? Also am I crazy or did she pose for a nudie mag? Because I swear I've seen pics.
Id bring an AK with a reddot, bayonet and fully loaded chest rig, and then the most comprehensive and effective arson kit I can fit in a large camping backpack. >land in jungle>immediately set it on fire, let the fire clear a path and signal to the humans >fire and smoke drives away all the dinosaurs for miles around>have a large arson kit, so I can start new ones as needed>AK is reliable in the jungle and used all the time for poaching in africa, should work ok >AK is more for just in case and I can fire rounds off so the humans can find me >let the fire do the hard work like mankind was meant to do Isla Nublar is like 22 miles and smoke can be seen from like 10-20, especially with that kind of vegetation, as long as a dinosaur doesnt eat them, I got this.
I don my pith-helmet and my elephant gun. If it worked for foppish gentlemen hunting elephants it'll work just fine for a overgrown lizard "t-rex".
>>65449150I'd say she looks pretty good for an old lady
>>65449226>Just grab a dino egg and raise it, then you get to ride it around. Like Yoshi.
>>65450605She's only 9 years older than I am. Fuck.
>>65449006Rape all 4.
>>65450724But what about the dinosaurs? They're all female, and there are rumors that some of them might even have become futa
>>65450945I hate that you are technically correct.
>>65450605Looks better in other photos.>>65450667She's three years younger than my last girlfriend, but she was Asian so it doesn't count.
>>65449006A laser designator and command authority over a carrier strike group
>>65449006Dinosaurs are a myth started by the Rockefeller's and Morgans to scam college funds with fake paleontology programs. They are used to brainwash kids into a consumer segment. If there is no industry Jews will invent one like dinosaurs or trannies.
Select-fire AR-57, thermal NOD's, full tiger-stripe camo suit soaked in cougar piss, tiger-stripe wizard hat also piss-soaked, additional cougar piss in a spray bottle, and all the 5.7mm I can carry beyond that.
>>65451298> cougar pissLaura Dern was only in her early twenties when JP was filmed. I don’t think that counts as a cougar.
>>65449374just slam fire the fucking thing from the hip without unfolding the stock
>>65449073Lol are you young me?
>>65449035Basado.>>65449317I dunno chief. She looks good to me.
>>65449073>>65451376Literal psyop film made by the Vanderbilt's Morgans and Rockefellers to keep their "selling dinosaur bones to the US governmen" scam going. >>65451261
>>65451398Lmao, the government doesn’t give a shit about dinosaur bones
>>65451398>makes retarded comment>no one cares or replies>desperately for attention>repeats retarded comment while tacking it onto other comments for visibility>no one cares, only replies are mockeryAnon, no one takes you seriously.
>>65449108>I'm a fat piece of shit so everybody else must be too!
>>65449006In 6.5 with a piggyback red dot. Glock 40 MOS. CS and frag grenades.
>>65451486>enables Jewish scam of millions tax dollars via fraudulent museums>calls others stupid>not my childhood Jewish psyop!Kill yourself kike lover.>>65451447They literally spend billions every year subsidizing the industry and profiting off ticket sales. They care very much or they wouldn't run for-profit government owned museums.Inb4>government would never lie to steal money and give it to the Rockefeller's and Morgans (who own the museums.)
>>65451522>Do people go to museums because they love dinosaurs and think they're cool? No-no it must be a jewish psyop conspiracyNo one takes you seriously. Get rectal cancer and die.
>>65451522Most museums aren’t for-profit. Which is good, because most museums also don’t make much, if any, money.
>>65449165Or he'd be your president.50/50
>>65449165Don't be antisemitic.
>>65449006Primary: Westley Richards Drop Lock in .470 NE or .500/.416 for the same energy but better sectional density.Secondary: Korth Mongoose 8-shot .357Melee: Machete and maybe a Randall No.1 or something.
>>65449006Chili and sea bass!
>65451261Do young earth creationists really?
>>65451298why does it have a magazine in the ejection port
>>65449014>>65449135Good hunting, fellas.
>>65449006>Colt Model 727 with an Aimpoint 5000, KAC suppressor, and an M203 loaded with buckshot or HEDP rounds depending on whether I'm indoors or outdoors>M1911 built to Delta armorers' standards>M72 LAW for dealing with a T-RexPlan is to shoot the fucking Colonel-Sanders-with-an-English-accent in the leg with a couple of .45 ACP hollow points because he caused all of this by being a cheapskate retarded nigger and use his fat ass as bait for the dinos while I rescue young Eugene Sledge and his hot sister.
>>65449035Laura Dern is a dinosaur.
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>>65449006ZMT-S12G ShokewI’m going to kick a T-Rex in the mouth.
>>65449056I'm pretty sure Laura Dern speaks English. She'll understand what to do when I'm finished with the Clever Girls.
>>65453032Follower and spring are removed, it catches the ejected casings
>>65453716Is this one of those gundams from some obscure side Manga that never got translated because only 35 Japanese people ever bought and read it?
>slugs for anything from a velociraptor to a duckbill>Deagle for velociraptor and smaller>machete/shovel/dog for compys>Can am lets me go where the big dinosaurs can'tAnything that won't drop from a slug or a .44, you shouldn't be fighting unless you're shooting at its legs. ATV has more than enough power to haul what would be four very light people where I need them to be and still have room for the dog.
M82 BarrettI'm a professional
>>65457673Let me guess, you also study the Way of The Blade?
m1 garand, 1911. good nuff for ww2, good nuff for dinos.
>>65453020It’s Chillean Sea Bass. You can order it at nicer seafood restaurants. But because he’s a brit he pronounces it funny. Like the way they pronounce omega “omeega”.
>>65449315> Distributed nervous system> Bleeds slowly,unlike every hot-blooded animal alive today> No feathers of any type> Supernaturally strong jawThose are not dinos,they must have been some bioweapon Ingen developed but failed to sell.
Double barrel .600 Nitro Express
>>65457769Also known as the Patagonian Toothfish.
You can clearly see the chilli, and the sea bass
>>65449006grenade launcher
>>65457769I once ordered it at a Bonefish Grill. Shit was cash.
>>65449073>this dude talks about how he wants to take a 12 year old as his "trad wife">bunch of "lmao, literally me!" repliesI knew /k/ turned into a leftist redditor shithole but damn.
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>You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen…
>>65460767bro so mad he made a post on reddit KWAB
