The Russian army has received a laser infantry weapon with a portable power source.Additional Video:https://files.catbox.moe/23ziye.mp4The Russian Armed Forces has received multiple samples of the new laser weapon, which is powered by a compact power source that fits in a backpack. The weapon operates silently and is capable of precisely burning through targets. It can be controlled both manually and remotely.Similar lasers are being mounted on certain models of ground-based unmanned platforms. These robots can approach a target at a safe distance and destroy it with a laser beam.According to available information, these are finished products that have already entered production.Is this a game changer in Ukraine?
Yo guys start scalping laser rated glasses and goggles lol
Dear OP,Source?Love,Your closest faggot
>>65449795https://max.ru/OstashkoNews/AaAwR5VRAtA
>>65449761That backpack battery in your second video is huge and likely heavy as fuck. Also I am gonna guess you get 2 or 3 fires out of it and is spent.
I feel like the camera sensor would've gotten fried from passing by the Evil Laser Gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0byJ6xrFoWE
>>65449761Assuming its for drones, the problem has never having been weapons capable of taking them down, its reliably tracking the moving target. So sure this will probably work, but it relies on the same reaction times and latency of the guy or gimbal carrying a shotgun from 100 years ago.
>>65449801>.ruhow unfortunate
>>65449761Only viable uses for this are installation on unmanned platforms and remote mine clearance. Running around like you're playing laser tag with that Xbox hueg battery pack on your back would get you killed quick.
>>65449823It'll get picked up by Western media soon I am sure.
>>65449818It's not for drones, it's for infantry combat and also being installed on robotic platforms for mine clearance. It could likely be used on drones as well.
>>65449833mucho gusto
>>65449761>doesn't melt the keys off a cheap laptop keyboard after seconds of focused firingYeah that's completely useless.Pure "russia is so big we even have scifi weapons" propaganda video.Remember, ukies had developed much more powerful vehicle-mounted anti-drone lasers years ago and even those haven't accomplished any shifts towards more DEWs.
https://youtu.be/UBVlL0FNbSE?si=XyXbdqtT9ulXN6k7Beware the man of Styro
>>65449859>>doesn't melt the keys off a cheap laptop keyboard after seconds of focused firingWhere do you see that? It's instantly setting things a blaze?
>>65449863Oh nevermind I didn't see OPs second video. I guess that first video is just highly flammable tinder or something
>>65449761KEK, no. That's just a repacked chinkslop laser cleaner.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXeeRgEY2UE
Impresivie. Mighty roshan beer has invented gun that light thing on fire, perhaps soon they learn how to make gun that kill.
>>65449913Backyard Scientist is fuckin awesome. The rocket knife and capacitor videos were cool as hell.
>>65449761>quadrupling down on soihammer larpNice flashlights.
Then it turned out go be a PsyOp to get the newly conscripted soldiers to the battlefield..>Pjotr, the ukie drones are coming!>I will of get the mighty anti drone laser!>do something pjotr! They are coming closer!>Its not of workings!>is broken? Open it up!>hey, is just red led and battery!
>>65449761>Ukraine's laser platforms are shown to be truck/trailer mounted and purporsefully designed to track and shoot down drone/air targets>Russia shows off some weird thing that would be impossible to aim even if you were to hand it to an expert marksmanThe display for the battery levels instantly dropped 1 bar as soon as he turned it on along with dropping another bar the moment he pulled the trigger. So the question of battery life is very suspect once you intially press the trigger. Also, why would you use magnesium to show this off instead of just a thick metal plate like everyone else in the world.
>>65449913That laser cleaner appears to be more powerful, actually.
>>65449761The chinks already got real ones that they use for crowd control burning hornet nests and blinding uyghurs; and that's pretty much all it's good for
>>65449913They are pretty neat tools for doing surface prep. Beats using a sandblaster and all that mess, assuming the apprentice shit scraper doesn't burn their own eye out or someone elses
>>65449933>Russians wear purity seals>Ukrainians display the mark of KhorneThe memes are getting a bit out of control lately.
>>65449954Check out the second videohttps://files.catbox.moe/23ziye.mp4
>>65450024So it's an actual fucking industrial laser cleaner but repurposed for PR? The Russians could've had a function trailer hauled laser prototype by now if they weren't so fucking retarded.
>>65449837Which makes zero sense because its best use case is for anti-drone warfare. Automatic laser targeting of drones is the only meaningful method of surface to air anti-drone support
>>65450067Russian laser development is up there with Russian Human Development, Robotics and Semiconductor ResearchBasically Africa-tier
>>65449954>Also, why would you use magnesium to show this off instead of just a thick metal plate like everyone else in the world.because magnesium burns impressively which is important for a third world propaganda video
>>65449761Commies lie.
>>65449761>operating hundred watts laser without eye protectionoh boy...
>>65449913>>are FPV drones a game changer?>kek no that's just a repacked chinkslop wedding photo taker / pesticide sprayer
>>65449761what about the massive generator van thing in the back, he gonna carry that too?
>>65450239>generator vanThey can drive it alongside infantry. Think of it as AFV for mec.inf.
>>65450237Everybody knew FPV drones were effective since Ukraine first deployed them. DEWs have never demonstrated usefulness on an actual battlefield.
>>65449761I'm sure ~90% of that thing's R&D funds didn't go into Deputy Embezzlovich's pocket.I'm sure there *was* an R&D and they didn't just buy it from Alibaba and placed an "ANALOGOVNET" nametag on it, like >>65449913 shows.I'm sure assaultniks are going to receive enough training to operate that thing.I'm sure it's viable to issue that to one-time use soldiers.tl;dr the eggs are measured, the crawfish is whistling and the mighty bear will obliterate HATO in two work weeks.
>>65450305>Ukraine first deployed themRussia did it first, tough.
>>65449761Watt range?
>>65449761>let me just draw a map to my own position for an enemy that has widely issued thermals and night vision
>>654503471 whole ziggawatt
>>65449761>No laser goggles>Looking through a scope at the point of illuminationThis guy's got a new permanent dark spot in his vision
>>65450074>>65449761It makes sense for destroying optics and sensors on drones. Probably impossible to do enough damage to their hulls because nobody's going to be able to hold it on target long enough. Also >no eyepro when aiming a fuckhuge laser to a parallel surface ISHYGDDT
>>65450409I am of very demoralisation from this, just like that time zigger propaganda showed their own STD assault battalions and painted them as Ukrainian, without even bothering to change their camo or insignias from the Russian ones
>>65449761LMAO, fake as fuck. Looks like they jsut placed a remote-triggered thermite charge behind the plate.
>>65450429NAZI SIMS
>>65450329No.
>>65450409Ahh, ziggers false-flagging as Ukrainians for their propaganda videos again. It's been a while.
>>65449788>Stonk!
>>65449837>it's for infantry combatIsn't that against the Protocol on Blinding Lasers of which Russia ratified in 1999?
>>65450329Lol, nope
>>65450239Did you not see the second video in OPs message. It's powered by a back pack unit. https://files.catbox.moe/23ziye.mp4
>>65450477Check out the second video in OPs post genius
>>65450494Since when have they followed any kind of conventions on the conduct of war? They just say the combatants are NATO in disguise and thus not protected under any conventions.
>>65449761Those retards are waving a laser cleaner around and they're not using laser-rated protective glassesI guess it's too weak to burn their retinas out but I am still astounded at the retardation of Russians
>>65449761OP you retard, that stuff is covered in a gel with metal salts and an oxidizer. That's a 15w handheld chinese laser.I made and deleted youtube videos doing exactly this as a civilian with no budget, when EVERY SINGLE COMMENT instantly figured out the trick. These are $400 lasers in a housing with a rechargable battery.Hey man, wanna buy a bridge lol?
>>65450499https://www.janes.com/defence-intelligence-insights/defence-news/ukraine-unveils-new-ram-loitering-munitionOne year older than Lancet, zigger faggot.
>>65450616To clarify: petroleum jelly, ground up "fire effects" color granules, solidox, hand sanitizer.Have fun with it.
>>65450616>>65450623>pozzia does a money laundering scheme in arms procurementSay it ain't so!
>>65450616Nah, unless we can see the target up close, it is imposible to tell wheter it is civered with jelly or whatever.
>>65450616>with a rechargable battery.Proof? They could just run a cable up his leg Predator style.
>>65450494As long as it's not specifically intended for blinding people it's fine. That's why you can get away with laser range finders and why no one else has problems with all those experiments in using laser weaponry that you know, everybody else is doing.
>>65450652>Yet, unable to achieve shocking result like the lancet.
>lanshit zhillRoru, rumao even.
https://www.laserpointerstore.com/products/helios-real-15w-handheld-laser/It's one of these dumb shits. Also they have like no life to them, 4-6 months used a lot.>>65450652US still did it in vietnam, and probably to under cover vodkafuckers US is still Lord of War..
So now what OP retarded faggot. I did exactly this scam and got called out in 5 seconds in summer '23, just like you are now.So tell us more about this horse shit, who is stealing the funds here?
>>65450658Haba ingles?
>>65450556Yes, that's all that's left for zigger shills like (You).
>>65450652>Yet, unable to achieve shocking result like the lancet.Well, yes. Unlike Lanshit, it actually works and is not shockingly worthless outside of cope propaganda videos that show the same attack from 6 months ago from another 50 different angles with slight editing.Ukies were doing the modern FPV thing for years before you subhumans managed to even start badly imitating them, and remain years ahead of you. Seethe more about it, nekulturniy pidor.
>>65449761>Safety requires placing your hand directly in front of the muzzle of the weapon you're rendering dangerous10/10 ergonomics no notes
>>65450626at least they admit it's a "device"?
>>65449761let me translate for you.>some oligarch bought a few chinese portable lasers for $200 and sold them to the russian army for $20k as super new weapon that will definitely make us will the war!amazing OP.
>>65450676>same attack from 6 months agoCome on, anon. You can't be that dense. Lets talk objectively. I know /k/ likes to joke about it but Lancet is working wonders. Many ukranian vehicle have been destroyed by lancet drones.And before you start to screeching, no. I am not spreading russian propaganda and mean no malice to ukraine. My only goal is to spread awareness and make sure any newfag is not taking /k/ jokes too seriously.
>>65449761I like the Aliexpress scope
>>65450684Not sure if bait or genuine ESL shill
>>65450710Not bait, not shill but efl for sure.
>>65449761Could be, as an anti-drone weapon, but it's also Russia so I'm not exactly holding my breath for it to work as advertised
The Bongs gave lasers to Ukraine recently, who cares. Doesn't change anything.
>>65450764Well it does because the bongolian ones actually do something
>>65450772Right but my point is that the idea of even a working laser weapon doesn't really change much.
>>65450781idk who in this thread might have genuinely believed it might
>>65450481what's even funnier is those t-shirts are brand new and never worn. the nazi one still has the crease in it ffs.
>>65450772The ones we donated got killed by a Russian fiber optic fpv
>>65449761>Is this a game changer in Ukraine?It's a ECM device that's absolute ass to use, not a weapon.Vatniks will use it to torture each other, just like they do with shovels, and they'll occasionally take pot shots at Ukie's eyeballs.
They cannot even outfit their troops. The soldiers have to buy their own shit. If they get anything at all.This is just embezzling scam, like the vatnikbot.
>>65449837>it's for infantry combatif i start throwing shoes i can also say that it's "for infantry combat" but it's still not going to be effective.
>>65450329wrong lol, ukrainian hobbyists were the first and slowly got officially intergrated into proper UA force structure.
>>65450953I think this is a highly plausible future, more plausible than any other.
>>65450955are they fine living in filth like that?
>>65450955>>65451080Those were the good old days too.
>>65450955Something tells me none of them are alive, specifically because they made "the second army of the world" lose face
>>65451080>are they fine living in filth like that?Beats being part of a meatwave.
>>65451349You think you aren't also getting meatwaved?loleven lmao
>>65450658No it isn't https://files.catbox.moe/23ziye.mp4
>>65449761western media won't show you this!incel slave [Z]
>>65449761>$5 cat toy put in a printed chassisNigger pl0x. Wut blew up now?
>>65450024look at the size of that powerpack, ask any soldier if they'd rather have this or an assault rifle for day use/CQB and they'll take the rifle every time, I just don't see the use case here
>>65451674>watch the second video for the amazing ultrakill-laser 9000>watch the scond video and it deals superficial damage to a plastic laptopI'd rather carry a pistol
>>65451677It set the laptop on fire.
>>65451683You see how the flame follows exactly where the laser is pointed at and doesn't really last? The plastic surface gets instantly heated up and burns, that's cool, but the rest of the object is not heated enough so it extinquishes the flame as soon as the source of heat is gone and the exact part that was heated burns off instantly without having time to transfer enough heat to the rest of the object to cause a fire, you have to maintain the laser pointed at the exact same point for a couple seconds at least to cause deep damage to anything.He had to keep holding that for seconds to start a very small flame that you could put out with some taps.Now imagine any real combat situation, you don't get clear shots that last for seconds very often and a gun would have cause far more damage with 1 bullet that connected.
>>65451349That video was like 2022 or 2023. Most or all of them are dead by now, assuming they're infantry.
>>65449761Neat, so they can have something different in their hand when they get misted by a drone launched from 30km over the horizon.
>>65451674You just know that this will be used to torture refuseniks.
>>65449933Their faction emblem is the double eagle, too. Hmmmmm.
>>65451709he made semi-liquid flash paper out of a few common chemicals and pointed a cheap balloon popping laser at it.
>>65451609>https://files.catbox.moe/23ziye.mp4Yes it is, in a dumb plastic gun housing. Lying faggot.
>>65449933>wear purity seals but act like orksOdd timeline
>>65451718I wonder how useful a low powered laser would be for burning off ass hair. Using a razor is kinda annoying
>>65449761I know it's about as efficient as bringing a musket into combat, but damn me if I don't want one just to mess around with like a retard.
>>65455539Well, there is a major ork tribe in the lore whose whole schtick is cargo culting after Imperium
>>65455682You might be onto something, anon.
>>65449761the forests wont see rave parties like that in a century
I hope they dress up like Vostroyans.
>no protective glasses whatsoever >add a fucking scope to it of all thingsZigger blinder 2.0
>>65449761Warhammer40k lasgun for the Imperial Guard.
>>65449761can you fit it on a donkey?
>>65451674any minute now the skateboards will roll
>>65449761great if your enemy is a black balloon
