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sorry for the inconvenience. I misspell the OP the first time
I saw that typo
>>65455946yeah
>>65455297Man I look like such a fucking dork in my kawaii pose compared to everyone else
>>65455954don't worry. I think Mr. red coat and the tactical twink are dorkier.
>>65455949>>65455953
>>65455946need nignog gf>>65455297the Kalashnikov cowboy looks comfy
>>65455954Don't worry, we're all dorks here
>>65456158I guess it’s my penance for being a dorkfucker
>>65456183Jesus christ... Bros we can never let this anon have children. If he marries a dork those two would make a MEGADORK
>>65455940FPC any good? Was considering grabbing one in .40 since they sit on shelves and are acquirable and i already have a 4 inch m&p 2.0 in .40
Umazing!
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>>65456253Pretty popular in IL. People seem to like them
Police Girls!
>>65455940>touhoku kiritani only know this character from nyanpyoun's tentacle impregnation art sets. what is she actually known for as a vocaloid?
Holy fuck draining my hot water tank is taking forever!
>>65456567You just know.
Need RPK-16 paizuri
>>65456715Imagine the softness
>>65456662how about a drain my dick in your ass, faggot.
>>65456722Imagine staring in to those gentle eyes
>>65456731>>65456722Does she have an abusive Police Girl outfit?
We need a mental illness tier list for /ak/
>>65456830the biggest mental illness is not having a pregnancy fetish.
>>65456830 #the biggest mental illness is having a pregnancy fetish.
>>65456839>>65456853Uhhhhhh which one is it?
>>65456853pregnancy is the literal biological function of sexa fetish for already pregnant women is nature's way of reminding you to stick around afterwards and help ensure she safely carries it to term
>>65456853>having a drive to procreate with women is a mental illnesssex with the expectation that you will NOT concieve a child is actually the mental illness.
https://strawpoll.com/kogjRxax2g6Its time to vote /ak/!
>>65456910I voted indifferent. Question though when you guys say pregnancy fetish what does that mean exactly? Cause if it was your wife or gf that was pregnant I'd get it but if you guys lust after random pregnant women thats kinda weird imo.
>>65456910Where's the option to vote in favor of perma-banning Springfield-Schizo?
>>654568301. trip fagging2. aunt fucking3. sloosy kissing
>>65455940SMITH & WESSON
>>65456966Mother lovers are safe
>>65456939Not him, actally cant remember the last time he was here honestly.Anyway Springy posting is based fuck you.
>>65456988why wouldn't you love your mom? remember to call her at least twice a week
What a week, first Dolly and now Tim
>>65456995he appears and disappears at random intervals for some reason.
>>65456910I will say, pregnancy fetishism isn't all that bad on its own but it's regularly comorbid with weird shit like mommy stuff or incest. Fine fetish but I'm weary of people into it until they're cleared as not a freak
>>65457034>weird shit like mommy stuff or incestBut both of those fetishes are based though
>>65456910I would hardly call pregnancy fetishih unless you start combining it with weird shit I don't want to say loudly
>>65456830>feet worshipers>girls frontline worshipers>fox girl worshipers
nothing cures a yuri NTR fetish faster than falling in love with a real woman.
>>65456830Well clearly on the perfectly normal end of the list are the gunfuckers, furries, and futafags. Somehow by /AK/ standards they're the more normal ones
>>654568301. People who come to these threads to call everyone mentally ill.2. the other nutcases
>>65456839>>65456853now kiss
>>65457165these two kiss though
It is Adachi Rei Wednesdayhttps://youtu.be/RIYQY9dIXoo
>>65456769It isn't "abuse", it is called love!
>>65456910Only if it is my wife
>>65457138Who makes these anyways? I really enjoy them
>>65457240Did these fuckers never watch neon genises evangelllious, that aint gonna do shit
>>65457246somehow everything will be daijoubu
Do T-Doll have souls?
>>65457259We have had this discussion numerous times and anons have different stances. I maintain that they do. If T-doll do have genuine artificial intelligence, they have souls.
>>65457261Grow them real artificial flesh bodies and transfer their minds to them.
Do guns have souls?
>>65457268Or>grow them a real body>staple their cybernetic head onto it>now as long as her head survives your robutt wife can live 4everReverse cyborgs are a fun concept
>>65457269Only if they've claimed a life or have been owned by another person. Their "essence" or "scent" stains everything they touch. I swear I've seen my SKS in my dream and it speaks a language I don't understand
>>65457269Yes. They also shit talk you for not having taken them on a range date in OVER A MONTH. YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>65457291B-but, it's hot...
>>65457237read the thumbnailit's probably called "wetwork"
>>65457269nothey have machine spiritsit's different
>>65457269I think the Japanese are right. Objects that have been around for a long time develop a consciousness and soul of their own. Guns are no different.
>>65457293>B-B-B-But its hot! WaaaaahhhhhShut your sorry ass up. Do you think your raifu complained the last time you took her on a date when you fed her that cheap ass bottom of the barrel ammo? No. She was just happy to spend time with and be held by you. NOW TAKE HER ON A DATE OR ELSE
>>65457307the cheapest ammo I've ever fed my raifu was surplus M193. She's never had a single round of .223 garbage, a diet of pure wholesome 5.56, and sometimes a little Mk262 as a treat.
>>65457307>>65457291I want to go shooting but indoor ranges suck and the outdoor ranges are essentially the same but up to 100yds. So I can still be subjected to a coon firing a Draco a brake from 2 feet away and get a million TBIs. I want to go innawoods but NC has no BLM land to fuck around on Anyways, my guns (Five SeveN especially even though I've only ever fired ~100 rounds through her) would NEVER talk bad about me
>>65457259Machines don’t have souls. Their “minds” are merely overcomplicated strings of 1s and 0s that mockingly imitate human life. It disgusts me, really. Humans are humans. Machines are machines. Anything close to blurring the line or mending the gap ought to be indiscriminately destroyed, with extreme prejudice. For peace of mind if nothing else.
>>65456839Uhhhhh... Hello? BASED DEPARTMENT?!>>65456853>t. chopped his own dick off becauese the commies told him to>>65457165Also based
>>65457299it's not, and searching that will never find it. Useless comment.>>65457237https://x.com/Ebi_Ten_COM3D2
>>65457307I tried feeding her better stuff once and she just didn't like it, gave her tummy issues, for some reason cheap Chinese takeout is all she likes.
>>65457299No "wetwork" is just some anons file naming system.Im onto you wetwork anon :).
>>65457289>I swear I've seen my SKS in my dream and it speaks a language I don't understandCYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI HOROSHO BLINI PIDORASHKA
>>65457302do you think my duck has a soul
>>65457505it has soul, but without meeting your duck in person I can't tell if it has a soul
>>65457505That shits haunted bro
>>65455940Oh hey you linked my thread :DDDD thx Anon
>>65457505does your duck turn into a cute girl
>>65457553Nice to see it's building up, slowly but surely
>>65457505If it does it's pissed you don't dust it every now and again.
>>65457269Guns get a soul if they survive a hundred years.
>>65457334>Humans are humans. Humans are animals. But, humans are indisputably separate from animals at the same time.>Machines are machines. And a sentient machine would be unlike any other machine, in the same way man is not a beast.>Anything close to blurring the line or mending the gap ought to be indiscriminately destroyed, with extreme prejudice.Why?>Machines don’t have souls. I can think of only one logical reason they cannot, and it requires a religious line of thought. From a purely atheistic worldview, there is no soul in the human brain. If a machine were to mimic it in proper totality, there is no way it would not be equivalent. Is your soul a chemical? Do you believe that? I do not.If we move to the spiritual argument, if you demand I accept that God cannot give a machine life in the same way he can make the dust of the earth live and think, I refuse. God is not so weak and limited.>but the machine is made by humans and not by God!So are humans. Every human born is a product of human creation. If you ask me to accept God can only plant a soul in a machine made of flesh and not one made of steel, again I refuse.
>>65457553no problem. and if I bake the next thread I'll link it again.
>>65457237Dork backs... Erotic
>>65456910>tfw was the literal deciding vote hereYou can thank me for winning later fellow pregnancy enjoyers :)>>65457505I think your duck is C U T E!You should love and cherish it.
>>65457302Depends on what you believe. Work on old equipment and it just behaves or acts like it has a soul. Sometimes she works flawlessly for the entire week and other times she'll throw a hissy fit and make you troubleshoot and try to fix her til she gets satisfied and just start working again like nothings is wrong. Sure, there's plenty of logical reasons why machines do not start but it more fun to believe the machine spirt is no longer happy and wants attention.
>>65458143>>65457302I may need to commission a boltgun waffengeist waifu
>>65458455Wouldnt a boltgun geist just look like a sororitas?
>>65457657>Anything close to blurring the line or mending the gap ought to be indiscriminately destroyed, with extreme prejudice.>why?Because eventually it will so closely mimic humanity that it will be able to completely replace us. Just because you don’t see value in the religious or metaphysical reasons against thinking machines doesn’t mean those reasons don’t exist. Love is the reason humanity exists. Be it love from a creator or love from one’s parents. The only reason one would make a thinking machine would be as either a product or a weapon. There is no “love” involved. Nothing made from metal can truly feel such emotions. I believe in the power of human minds, in what can be done with human hands. Ones made of flesh, and bone, and blood, and not from some fucking lines of code. It’s not something I can necessarily prove rationally, but I don’t think I need to. The reasoning should be self evident as to why I think “machine intelligence” should be relegated to the likes of toasters.
>>65458484No not a bolter bitch
>>65457406>Im onto you wetwork anon :).onto what? my naming conventions aren't a secret, i have posted about it before
Should I buy a Tok to carry...
Imagine being an elf weapon enthusiast and seeing "the latest and greatest" going from matchlocks to M4's within your lifetime.
>>65458987Japanese went from matchlocks to picrel in a little over 100 years, but theyre an outlierAn old enough human could probably have experienced that
>>65458987>centuries year old elf (who looks like she's 30) yelling about "back in mah day, a gun was a tiny cannon on a stick!"
>>65459004The Japanese are basically elves anyway
>>65459025Oh so that's why I don't like them because I fucking hate knife-ears and their tree hugging magic bullshit>But archeryProof they could be civilized but actively refuse it to live centuries accomplishing what a human does in a fraction of the time
>>65459018>black hair>green eyes>pale skinSEXOOOOOOOOO
>>65456910I would like to declare a total pregnancy chad victory, pregnancy is offically hyper mega sexo and if you dont like it you are gay and wrong.
>>65458772Yeah.
>>65458772You might have a hard time finding good defensive ammo but sure
>>65457404lmao kinda like irl. Some bitches just love eating schlop
>>65459205>Loves eating dirty, nasty, bad for your health slop>Demands an entire spa day five minutes after eating itShe's a bitch but I love her.
Test
>>65459728-icles
>>65459738Hah, GOTTEM!
>>65459018Elves look good with berets.
Guys, Ratko Mladic is dead D:
>>65459844This but Peter Cullen
>>65459855RIP Cullen too. Why the fuck is everyone dying all of a sudden? Dolly died, Tim Curry died, Peter Cullen died, and now fucking Mladic died. My neighbor Sam also passed a few weeks ago too.
You just know the artist has a shoe fetish
>>65459869Just old age man. They can't live forever. All of them were like 80+
>>65459869People die all the time, you only notice when a few people you care about die in a row.
>>65459885>>65459889I guess y'all are right.
>>65459844>star wars nameWho?
>>65459906it's a serb
>>65459748Anon, berets have never looked good on anyone
>>65459844i cri evrytiem
>>65459906>275m>mThat's a big fucking horse.
>>65459906How tf do you tattoo a horse? Repeated branding?
>>65457269Machines definitely can develop souls. I think it takes a lot of time if it's on its own or without any provenance but I think it can develop rapidly with extended contact with a person or maybe it's that its owner will be the first to see its soul manifest. My Beretta was brand new 4 years ago and I feel through extended contact and carrying it I feel something for having done so in the same way that I feel something from my surp or old tools or my shitbox truck or the machines I work with for they've all made it so many years to end up under my care.
>>65459906Wild barbarian umamusume... erotic...
How exactly do T-doll pussies work anyway? It is basically just a passive fleshlight between the legs or is it full on heated with mechanical movement and shit?Like, could a T-doll decide to just randomly clamp around you if she wanted you, trapping you inside her for as long as she wanted you there, even if that meant you were going to sleep in her?
>>65460317it's a hot-pocket in the middle of a vice
>>65460317>or is it full on heated with mechanical movement and shit?being that they're futuristic sex bots, I'm going to say yes.
>>65460317It's like a pussyyou know?like on a human womanyou do know what that's like right? it's like that
>>65460377>you do know what that's like right?
>>65460330Hot pockets and sex dolls are vices, yes
>>65460377>It's like a pussy >you know? >like on a human womanI do not know.Don't the flesh ones self lubricate?What's the consistency like?
>>65460377Do YOU know what thats like? Yea thats what I thought. Get wrecked
>>65459965Back muscles..erotic
>>65456538It doesn't make sense for Uma to be natural warriors.The only way the modern day Uma setting exists as it is, is if the Uma, despite having human level self awareness, are biologically set (or at least a bell curve's worth of them) to have an actual horse's temperament and psychology.Humans have a complex system of wants and needs in order to feel content. Uma just need to have full stomachs and be able to run.Ambition would have to be alien to them.Thus baring a few individuals (what in actual nature is expressed as combative heard leading stallions) Uma would have had to be desensitized and acclimatized to war by humans.Any other set up would have the Uma dominating human society though out all of history and leave the conditions of the current setting unexplained.
>>65460730>Thus baring a few individuals (what in actual nature is expressed as combative heard leading stallions)Horses are matriarchal. Herds are (usually) lead by an older mare that makes the decisions, maintains order, sets social ranks, etc.It's true that a heard will have a dominant stallion, but that stallion isn't in charge. All he cares about is getting laid and making sure no other stallions bang his mares.So while the stallion has a position of authority, he's basically just a bodyguard and sperm donor for the herd, not the leader.
>>65460756Well yeah that's basically what I meant.The stallion is there to stomp mountain lions with it's hooves.So you probably have a handful of Uma who default to fight while the rest default to running away.
>>65460759Unlike their striped African cousins, Horses are more flight than fight, that's true.Their first instinct is usually to just run away from danger, but they aren't averse to fighting if they're cornered.Not just the stallions. Mares can and frequently do, fight. Both against each other and against other animals.
>>65460413DP28 is so cute!
>umas can crush steel with their bare hands
>>65460945 they can do whatever they want
>>65460377Yeah dude definately, like bags of sand am i right
>>65460953Being a trainer must be terrifying.
>>65460976what's this, luxemburgish?
>>65460317I would assume it would be like irl sex toys with multiple different levels and grades ranging from mildly warm silicone hole you have to lube up before use to self heating self lubricating vibrating ultra cyber pussy that sucks like a vacuum and can jack you off with internal mechanisms.And like holy shit imagine, real women would never recover if T-dolls where real.
>>65457034What about pregnancy and a young boy and a young girl who love each other deeply?
>>65461250Sick fuck
>>65461370making healthy babies is sick?
I was prescribed me seizure medication to take the edge off. It's made a difference but the drawings in /ak/ are now less enticing as a result :c>>65459869Condolences but what I wonder most is how Mel Brooks is still alive
