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Fox Friday sucks. Now Feet Friday on the other foot...
>>65462473 runner up was gonna be fv-721 foxu friday but some parts of the linework i had on hand made me suspect it was ai-generated it's not labeled as such on pixiv but it's best to be careful
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Erwin mentioned
>>65462473Feet Friday... March 6th.. AGGGGGHHHHHH I REMEMBER
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>>65462533God... if only kemonomimi existed. Life is cruel. (none of them would want me anyways)
>>65462484This looks at least AI assisted, the colors and lines are a bit fucky and look very AI, but it's way too accurate to be fully AI-generated
>>65462550It's just the classic 'draw over a screenshot of War Thunder models' trick
>>65462566I mean yeah probably, it looks like they sketched over an IRL picture or War Thunder model (I kinda lean towards the former due to the covers on the gun and the framing, might be traced from a museum picture or something) and then used AI to finish and color it
>>65462533This is one of my favorite posts
>>65456966Aunt fucking is not a mental illness, faggot.
>>65462607Oh god... Imagine having an aunt who's an umamusume. Thats all I'm saying
>>65462468Foxu Friday!thanks for linking the /k/lass photo thread.
>>65462632IMAGINE THE HUGS!!!!
>>65462632Death by snuggles.
>>65462632B95
Whats your guys thoughts on this style of nose with just the nostrils visible? I find it somewhat ugly yet oddly endearing, really gives a different vibe to the face compared to other anime nose styles. Honestly dont know why you dont see it more in art.
>>65462737>I find it somewhat ugly yet oddly endearingsame. it reminds me of avatar a little bit.
>>65462632>your umauntie nearly kills you on several occasions with a back shattering bear hugNEED
>>65462750h-hot...
>>65462468Reminder.
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>>65462639foxu's foxhole
>>65462906Do you think she takes foxpole in her foxhole?
>>65462961human only
>>65462906
>>65462533>tequilaCoyotes get drunk on the moon.
Space King 5 tomorrowPRAISE BE TO SPACE KING
>>65463336oh shit really?hell yeah
finally got a decent job /ak/ how do i meet a women
>>65463514I have no idea where or how to make social connections with people. At least you can get your finances and living arrangements sorted out with a decent job.
>>65463514Unironically: Join some kind of recreational group that attracts a lot of women (dancing classes, gardening, etc) but make sure it's something you too will think is actually fun and rewarding.Be active in the group and do put some effort into actually getting good at what they do, they'll all think you're just a creep if you ignore the group activities and just ogle the women.Stay well groomed and dress like an adult, not a manchild. Be friendly (but not creepy), and just interact with them.The ones that like you will signal that they like you. Pick a promising one and offer to take them out for dinner or something similar.In my experience, chatting up sluts in bars or meeting them on dating apps can get you laid (at least if you're good looking), but they aren't the way to go if you're looking for a respectable wife-tier lady and a long term relationship.
>>65463546Oh, and if you do join a group like that. Be friendly to polite and friendly to EVERYONE. Even the ones already in relationships, and the ones you have zero romantic interest in. If they think you're a good dude, it's common for them to want to arrange some kind of date between someone such as yourself and one of their eligible friends/relatives.
>>65463546>Unironically: Join some kind of recreational group that attracts a lot of women (dancing classes, gardening, etc) but make sure it's something you too will think is actually fun and rewarding.Shit maybe I should get into creative writing again (not him)Can't think of any other hobby where I'd meet women and not be bored out of my skull
>>65463514If that other anon hasn't convinced you yet, relationships are a massive waste of time and money that's never worth it in the modern age. Either bang sluts or accept loneliness.
>>65463531damn bitch why is your mouth so small?there, I fixed it
>>65464244Man, you have too much time on your hands.
>>65464277took me 10 seconds in paint to fix it
>>65463531Not hairy enough. For shame AK-15
>>65464312Whoa there. That is the base of a good bush, it's just someone has tricked her into trimming and shaving. Look how short it is. But she has good pubic hair cover and density, rest asured that unmolested her bush would be thick and rich.
>>65464319Why does this Dork have a boxing helmet? You're made of metal you dont need that dummy.
>>65464365Extra protection for the commander's fist. Next up is wrestling with AK-15 :3
>>65464319Hm. I appreciate your expertise. My concerns are abated
>>65463629Listen. A romantic relationship is WORK.It can be very rewarding and enjoyable work, but if you do not put work into your relationship it WILL FAIL eventually.For some people, relationships are not worth the work because they are selfish, self-centered, or too single minded.For some people, they want a relationship but are not mentally prepared nor ready for the commitment to the WORK that goes into it. Most people will be happier for finding a good spouse with whom they can WORK and BUILD a relationship.
I want to take SPAS-12 to dinner!
>>65464399You gotta approach a relationship with the heart of a servant and what you can do for your partner. That doesn’t mean be a pushover or not expect accountability, but don’t make it all about what you personally get.
>>65464461Can we get shottogan Saturday and/or Sunday?
>>65464478sure, why not
>>65463059>Coyotes get drunk on the moon.Ah, so moonshine then.
>>65462533I'm not actually sure if this is accurate for coyotes, since I know for a fact wolves get up to a lot of unauthorized side sex, but it's 100% true for foxes. They're incredibly monogamous and the male stays around to help raise the kids, even if the female dies.
I seem to remember a set of panels that was posted here a while back that involved a military girl talking to some medics about how she was masturbating with live ordnance and how she basically had a grenade stuck up her ass, anyone remember this or have it saved? Nothing lewd was shown they where just talking about it.
>>65464575that's disgusting
>>65464548No, it's true, coyotes are very monogamous by nature and pretty much the only reason they'll switch partners is if one of them dies.
>>65462809Mankind has invented showers
>>65464478Sunday is the Lord's day, when the time's right we'll make a shotgun saturday
>>65463514>>654635141. Join a hobby club you actually like, i.e. dont join a hiking club if you actually do not like walking in nature for hours at a time.2. Volunteer to do things like clean up parks or feed the needy, again, only do this if you actually like doing the work or believe in the cause that you're volunteering for.Good women can pick up on guys who aren't genuine.
>get stuck at work>coworkers all find some random shit to do>guy about my age asks if I watch anime because I apparently have that look>we go to the breakroom and he pulls up AnimeHeaven somehow"this shit is called Tomb Raider King bro, it's pretty great">watch a full hour of the dumbest shit I've ever seen but it is kinda funny how the one dude has a bunch of sidekicks who are completely whipped for him"so it's like highschool dxd?""pretty much yeah"I'm gonna miss this job, whatever I end up doing next. This season had a really interesting cast.
>>65464738>I'm gonna miss this job, whatever I end up doing next.Ur quitting?
>>65464366plz no
>Canon threesome
>>65465048Whats the difference between OTs-14 and Groza? Me dont get
>>65464478>>65464652The shotgun is the holiest of modern weapons after all imo.
>>65465128I haven't kept up with GFL lore after not playing in like a year, but OTs is a completely different doll from Groza. Not sure the specifics
Should I buy the PSA M4 clone? It's PSA but only $500 for such a cutie seems worth it...
>>65462961>implying she has sex with other foxeslollmao even
>>65464384The real question is: who is conning the dorks into shaving and how do we stop them?
>>65462961Why would you even ask?The answer is blatantly obvious.
>>65465140Interesting
>>65462961you just know
>>65465048No way people ITT actually consume this changslop...right?
>>65465190No, no! Their relationship is entirely platonic.
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>>65465136It is the only weapon suitable for the meek servants of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
>>65465437Her tits look big. I kinda want to creampie her.
>>65465462She's already married to Christ.Respect that or burn in hell for your covetous sins, degenerate.
>>65465462Look at her feet, she had blisters, any girl too dumb to wear socks properly is not worth impregnating
>>65465472I'm sorry. She's very pretty. I wish she were married to me.
>>65465437Why would a nun have a gun?
>>65465498She's on the run having fun, hon.
>>65465501Fun? In the sun? Would she really need a shotgun?
>>65462516Lick her butthole
>>65465848On it
>>65466057dat's gross
>>65462632The fact that Light Hello looks exactly the same in flashbacks to her days at Tracen leads me to believe that Tracen is a sort of "ungraded" academy open to young adults as well. There's no way Maruzensky or even Symboli Rudolf can still be highschoolers, both behave like adult women. Rudolf has been retired since before the beginning of Cinderella Grey at some unspecified time, and across Season 2 and 3 we see Teio and Kitasan Black both go from little kids to Tracen students. First Teio being a kid watching Rudolf race and then growing up to attend Tracen, then Kitasan being a kid watching Teio race and then growing up to attend Tracen. Rudolf must be at least in her early 20s at best, maybe a bit older. She's probably part of some college-level programs at Tracen to remain a student rather than becoming an outright faculty member (though it's questionable if umas can even be proper Tracen staff, they appear to act and think somewhere between humans and horses).They mention a "Dream Trophy League" multiple times across the anime and game as well, which is probably there to both keep the umas racing and avoid mentioning an actual equivalent to what happens IRL when racehorses retire, meaning breeding duty. This Dream Trophy League is presumably open to qualifying adult umas without much stress about strict race attendance or whatnot, presumably so they can afford to take breaks to have children of their own, also fulfilling the real-world role of retired racehorses in a more human manner (meaning with a husband rather than people paying to have two horses go at it).
>>65466143>The fact that Light Hello looks exactly the same in flashbacks to her days at TracenLight Hello typed this. Go back to Umachan you hag
>>65466143The chronology of Umamusume makes absolutely zero sense if you treat it like a normal high school, there's basically no way Gold Ship would still be around by the time Kitasan Black started racing, like, Kitasan was depicted as an elementary schooler at the end of Season 2 and as a high schooler in Season 3. If it was a normal high school even Special Week should have already been out by the time Kitasan showed up and she was the noobie of Spica. Hell, I'm pretty sure Ogari Cap shows up as a background character in Season 3 which at that point she'd have been a student for like a fucking decade. Think of Tracen less like an actual high school and more like some sort of weird pro-athlete dormitory that just operates suspiciously like a school, it's the only way it makes any sense.
>>65466220Umamusume makes the most sense if you think of it as Heaven, or a place between Earth and Heaven where the souls of race horses go so that they can achieve some sort of fulfilment or gain some insight or finish what they left unfinished in life.Since it is outside our space-time continuum, it doesn't matter that Gold Ship and Kitasan are still alive and kicking down on Earth.Especially if you consider Manhattan Cafe's career in the game, or Rice Shower and Suzuka's main story chapters (Rice Shower's is especially heartbreaking, and they did a really good job with it considering it was like, chapter 2 and they really hadn't figured out what they were doing with the stories yet when they wrote it)I don't have Meisho Doto but from what I've seen, if you win all the races TM Opera O was meant to win, Meisho Doto starts to become aware that she is living in an alternate universe.but also, they just make absolutely zero effort to maintain any sort of chronology or continuity, and they don't try to hide it.
>100% monster hunter world>Decide to go back and play Stalker SOC for a master run + to get the rest of the achievements>Meet Major Kuznetsov and remember the military is full of assholesMan I fucking hate these guys
>>65466395Stalker, join Duty, save the planet from the Zone!
>>65466414Get out of here, stalker!
>>65463531PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT BREED BREED BREED WHERE IS THE BREED BUTTON ON THIS THING
Fragments of the Layered City chapter 3 is out
Post more foxus
>>65466504ok
>>65466454Noice
>>65466429You've got to get her to a certain level of horniness to induce ovulation.
>>65466504Jawohl! Desert kitsune being served :3
>>65466829But wait, there's more :D
>>65466831And, surprise surprise, I ain't done yet :D
>>65466835Now for some fennec onee-san without kraut uniform, for a change.
>>65466504
Dumping some foxuas
>>65466890>asfoxyation.
Reject Mattel-16Embrace wood
>>65466985She is objectively wrong and I will rape correct her for this
>>65467018>I will rape correct her for thisNO!
>>65467033Next, foxu guro please.
>>65467031Should I get a poncho?
>>65467046>Next, foxu guro please.
>>65467083>Should I get a poncho?Absolutely (why) not(?)
>>65467095Meh, fair enough. Guro is guro. Now, where is my lotion?
>>65467200>Now, where is my lotion?In here (he ate it)
>>65467033That's the spirit
>>65467210lewd uma gifpost more
Hornet sex
>>65467224Oops
>>65466985stupid foxu would benefit from being able to hunt smaller game and not having to lug that bigass M14 around everywhere
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>>65467246>>65467241Why are they like this?
I wanna have kids bros..
>>65467269We all do
>>65467269Same
catgirls>foxgirls
You guys mind if I bake the next bread?It's gonna be somwething special!
>>65467300Go for it king.
>>65467300Sure, why not?Almost out of Foxus anyway (draw more Wapaper)
Taking a quick break
nooo we are so close
Fine, resuming
>>65467319>>65467332Done! >>65467367(Have to leave to run a quick errand so I put it up a bit early)
>>65467381Right in the nick of time (I've only got three left)
Which butt do you prefer?
>>65467394Last one btw
>>65467394Top has the better pose, but bottom is more lewd.
I just woke up.Damn did we max out on images already?
>>65467428Not quite
This was a good thread lads
>>65467438uh... Aside from the image dump, sure.
So what are we gonna do a sunday thread or just skip straight to a monday one?
>>65467723You know the deal.It will be a Sunday thread titled as a Monday thread.Probably that mp4 guy
>>65467723there's already a thread up
>>65467760Fuck it bro I'm sitting out. I'm not using that one.
>>65467428>arma 3 pickup model and altis in background Nice
>>65466220If we're being completely honest, Gold Ship, as well as Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet, would also be barely older than Kitasan Black in the timeline, since it (roughly) follows the actual history of Japanese horseracing. Gold Ship raced from 2011 to 2015, Kitasan Black started racing the same year Gold Ship retired to stud duty. Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet raced during the 2000s. Special Week, Silence Suzuka, Tokai Teio, and Mejiro McQueen were all 90s racehorses (McQueen is actually the maternal grandfather of Gold Ship as well).But of course the timeline is muddy, the events of Season 1 occurred between 1997 and 1999, whereas season 2 following Teio and McQueen took place between 1990 and 1995, yet in the anime they treat Teio and McQueen as coming after the Golden Generation. Season 1 also came out before the game was even released (evident by it's use of many scrapped prototype racewear designs, such as Hishi Amazon's or Air Shakur's), so I'd assume they just wanted to get Special Week's story out there first if they couldn't do anything else, then once they realized it took off they locked into more closely following history.>Hell, I'm pretty sure Ogari Cap shows up as a background character in Season 3 which at that point she'd have been a student for like a fucking decade. Throughout all the seasons actually, along with her contemporaries. in the real world, Oguri Cap, Super Creek, Tamamo Cross, and Super Creek were racing in the late 80s. Rudolf was early to mid 80's, and Maruzensky raced all the way back in the 1970s. If we follow the actual number of years, they're practically all middle aged now, or actual grannies. Considering Maruzensky also listens to cassette tapes and owns a classic sports car, she probably is a granny.
>>65467776What's wrong with it?
>>65467897Idk... Its just a little too weird 4 me. I think its james thats weirding me out
