Previously on /ak/ >>65467367, a young pregnant witch and her flyboy lover go on a magi/k/al journey by rail>Image limit reachedhttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!Submit your /k/lass photo here: >>65453027
>>65472590cute
>>65472590Chibis
Test..
>>65472667cute ekolog nerd
>>65472667What I wouldn't give for a nerdy, bespectacled экoлoг gf to info dump the specifics of floating rocks during an expedition.
>>65472713with great enthusiasm?
>>65472581Nice damage controll, pisskariYUKARI AND STRIPPERSSITTING IN A TREEP-I-S-S-I-N-GFIRST COMES HOOKERS THEN COMES PEDOSTHEN COMES YUKARI WITH A BOYS FEET FETISH
>>65472735Ok the first part was actually pretty creative and I smiled, what was going on in that second half bro that was mid
>>65472741It's early and I'm at work, I didn't have time to really come up with anything super creative.
>>65471908Always find it funny when Yukari busts out the "you'll get it when you're older" when like half the people in these threads are older than him. I know we got at least three to four wizards around at any given time.
>>65472698>>65472713Ecologists aren't nerds.... They're actually super smart and awesome... Who else but us are actually going to go head first into the unknown while also figuring out what the hell is going on
>>65472794basedyou a plant enjoyer, fungus enjoyer or animal enjoyer?
>>65472798Plants. Animals are cool and fungus enjoyers are WEIRDOS
>>65470308Did you get the AUG anon?
>>65472819YOU TAKE THAT BACK! FUNGI ARE COOL AS HELL!
>>65472798Glowing rock > fungus > plant > animal.
>>65472826YOU PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS A BUNCH OF FUCKING FREAKS! YOU PROBABLY JERK OFF TO FUNGI I BET
>>65472839IF IT WASN'T FOR FUNGUS WE'D BE WADING WAIST DEEP IN STINKING CORPSES LITERALLY EVERYWHERE BY NOW YOU UNGRATEFUL FUNGAPHOBE!
Fixed carry handle retro M4's are really starting to grow on me
>>65472819>plantsbased, same here, love me some fucking plants, went to Jardin de Cactus recently, was a real treat, some beautiful specimens there.>animals are cooltrue>fungus enjoyers are weirdosthat has been my experience, plant autism has nothing on fungus autism, i know a guy who can barely speak and uses all his free time to search the woods for skeletal remains in order to catalog the bone fungus (yes there are apparently multiple fungi that can directly grow on, into and consume bones).
>>65472862Based cactus lover
>>65472850Sorry fungcel but this anon here >>65472862 confirms what I said. lol and imagine admitting to someone that you like and work with fungus. Talk about gross>What do you work with?>I work with plants>waow thats cool>I work with animals>thats awesome >I-I work with fungus....>..........oh
>>65472880thanks, here's some footage of flower stamen thigmonasty in the Opuntia genus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZuZ_1cQnv4many species in this genus use thigmonastic stamens to temporarily trap a bee or other pollinator that lands on the flower, the stamens are moved unidirectionally by turgor pressure, ensuring that they really get that pollen up in there and on the insect. my guess is that it's an adaptation to living in regions with low insect biomass. not every desert opuntia cactus has this adaptation, it's also absent from members of the genus that do not have functional hermaphroditic flowers, so the ability to effectively self-pollinate as well must surely be a driver for this behaviour.
>>65472915Surprised i havent seen any hentai use this idea>adventurer girl is captured by plant monster and is covered in plant cum>she gets released and runs away crying>she then gets captured by a second plant monster and is thoroughly cleaned, destroying her clothes in the process>she is then released again and makes her way back to civilisation naked, traumatised and extremely confused about wtf just happened
>>65472979i like the way you think.honestly there's so many flora and fauna out there that would be such a good inspiration for a tentacle doujin. nature truly is the best teacher.
>>65473032>>65472979>>65472915>>65472901i'm still not sure if tentacle porn is informing my interest in biology or if my interest in biology is informing my interest in tentacle porn.
>>65472832Mental illness
Officially an AUGtist starting today. Won the auction for $1426. Extortion fees brought it up to $1630 (credit card fee, taxes, shipping) I guess I'm still happy since it's a good bit below msrp though I swear just 1 year ago they were going for ~$1500 instead of $1800+
>>65473065Congratulations :D
>>65473071Can't wait to get hands on. She's in .300blk but I'll definitely be buying a 5.56 barrel or two...
Now I just need to threaten MICA to add her to Exilium.
>>65473049>jungle girls make do
it is tuesday my dudeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8icY2DIDJU
>>65473063
>>65473355what a polite young catgirl, double her salary of tuna cans now.
Which way, /ak/
>>65473358she's going to get fat if you do that
>>65473370I sit in the corner and watch them have lesbian sex.
>>65473372Don't worry she sells the excess.she has a system, a small amount for daily use, a stockpile incase hard times, and the rest she sells.
>>65473065good for you!
>>65473370Anon I don't think you understand... if you don't choose the both of them will violently rape you
>>65473463in what way/s? I need more information to inform my decision.
>>65471922I once dreamed all of /k/ lived in an apartment in rhe middle of a snowy field with nothing around us, then for some reason a bunch of normie tourists showed up being they wanted to see the /k/ apartments and we threw hand grenades at them
I don't think there's a dumber phrase in porn than "I think I'm gonna cum." Like what the fuck are you talking about? You think? You mean you don't know? Is this the first time in your entire life you've ever come or do you have some weird condition where as you approach orgasm there's like a 50% chance it just suddenly stops?
>>65473308Teto Tuesday it behttps://youtu.be/9OW_VYhNPMo
>>65473505Sounds comfy honestly, did we have our waifus with us? Imagine that, a huge apartment complex in the middle of snowy nowhere, filled with guns, kommandos and their waifus in all shapes and sizes.
>>65473595No, it was a total sausagefest
>>65473595/k/ommandos are rapy as hell i wouldnt let any of you anywhere near my waifu
>>65473622so long as she's not a deer you're probably safe
>>65473724She makes me want to melt
>>65473595>kommandos and their waifus in all shapes and sizes.I think I have the same waifu as another guy in this thread. Would there be 2 copies of her or what?
>>65473786No, we just push both of you into a room with one knife and lock the door.
Every time I think about buying an MCX I see this in my mind. Fuck you Ron Cohen
>>65473864Just SIG things
>>65473370Helen
>>65473936
>Come to the realization that all porn is pretty much the same>It's like a switch is flipped in my head the second I realize that and my desire to watch porn almost immediately vanishesVery peculiar, but I'll take it
>>65474041AI generated text porn isn't like that
>>65474045AI generated text in general lost it's magic after I realized I could predict almost exactly how the model would react to pretty much anything I wrote, maybe it's just because I was using the free models but at a certain point I started to see the flow chart.
>>65474056It's the free models at fault.
>>65474142>CAR-15Hot
>>65473351>(((her))) againFor fuck sake, anon. Stop posting yuritard in /ak/, go back to /u/.
>>65474260
>>65474264I see.. just ignore my previous post and stop posting. Its late at night here and i am going to sleep.
>>65474260the madder you seem the more they will post
>>65474264Keep posting the Witches, anon. Keep the love alive and well.
>>65474279Yeah, my bad. It's just that yuritard always ruin whatever they touch and (((she))) is my first exposure to the jap mental illness called "yuri".
Need wife. gn
>>65474278>>65474311
>>65474142>art i commissioned of my waifu getting posted by others in /ak/Never thought I'd see the day
>>65474332>art i commissionedsweet, dude. I pulled that off Danbooru.
>>65474332Noice, how much that cost you?
>>65474323A literal mental illness.
>>65474362>m.jpg
>oh nyoooooooo girls kissing I'm going to throw a shitfit ok nigga
>>65474412I call out mental illness as I see fit. Ship posting and avatar faggotry is also mental Illness
>>65474350If I'm remembering right I think it was about $110 or so. Artist was a cool guy too, easy to work with
>>65474430
>>65474311>(((she))) is my first exposure to the jap mental illness called "yuri".You watched Strike Witches without liking yuri?
>>65474423>Normalizing girls kissingThere are reason why nips are going extinct and yurinigger is one of them. Yuri faggotry is part of "The Message" that is spreading and normalizing mental illnesses to reduce human population and bring decadence to human civilization. So, keep slurping those slop while slowly going extinct, nigger.
>>65474551anon i don't think yuri porn is causing the fertility crisis lol. Even islamic countries are seeing huge drops in birth rates, basically the whole world is
>>65474551>There are reason why nips are going extinct and yurinigger is one of themI don't think a niche genre of romance anime/manga is to blame for a worldwide problem that is also worse in places besides Japan.
>>65474575>I don't thinkYou can't even think for yourself, anon. You've been slurping (((their))) slop for so long that your brain have been corrupted.
>>65474575Don't let the euros off the hook, I think Italy actually has a lower birth rate than Japan, as well as a few baltic countries
>>65474578I accept your concession.
>>65474575Even fucking India is below replacement levels now
>>65474551>>65474578
>>65474471Is strike witches actual yuri or just subtext
>>65474630>actual yuri or just subtextNTA, but actual yuri. Boob grabbing panty fingering yuri. In more civilized country that shit should be categorized as porn. Absolutely disgusting yuri porn.
>>65474665Hot hell yeah i'll watch it then, thanks
>>65474316Careful what you wish for. Having one can be quite dangerous
>>65474630It's pretty fucking gay
>>65474630>>65474689Fug that should be a gif
>watch any youtube video where a guy calls magazines "clips">everyone watching spazzes out and rushes to the comments to say "ErM acTuaLlY itS nOt a CLiP! ITS a maG!" with only maybe like a dozen comments talking about the actual topic of the videoI cannot stand these people
>>65474423>>65474471>>65474586>>65474689>>65474691Weapons?
>>65474736SW is an /ak/ franchise where female versions of WW2 pilots fight aliens with planes on their legs
>>65474743>female versions of WW2 pilotsShieet, female goering here we go!
>>65474734You are getting mad at small children and ESLs lil bro
>>65474788
>>65472590Cute.
>>65474430>everything /ak/ is mental illnessso why are YOU here?
>>65474673Wtf is that gun suppost to be?
>>65474765>female goeringGoering remains a male in the series.
>>65475002Its a suppressed 1905 Dinglebert obviously.
Is this thread just gonna be a bunch of yuri?
>>65475268yeah
>>65472794Gentlemen, how do we stop Sabrina from trying to eat everything she sees?
>>65475288Never going to eat anything she cooks thats for sure
>>65474734clips are a nigger phrase, don't be a nigger, anon.
>>6547559690% of people in gun videos don't even have guns. They're just retard redditors who just want to be right
>>65475288Aren't many ELIDs just infected humans? Sabrina...
>>65475480why are umas so rapey. Monster girls in general really
>>65476152>female only academy>very few male trainers hmmm...
>tfw RPK will never hug you tightly and tell you that she loves you so much that she wants to crawl inside your chest cavity
RPK is so romantic!
>>65476174>anon wants to be fisted by rpkHonestly not surprised
How do I convince Ostwind to come back?
>>65476150ELID will effect any biological matter. So I would say the majority is plants and animals but w sizable chunk are humans. Sadly 2 has shyed away from humanoid ELIDs because China said zombies = bad and king chong already isn't liked by the CCP
>>65476495German robot is an oxymoron.
>>65476263I dont you think you can make a finn stop killing russians once they've started. You'd have to physically drag him back from Ukraine.
>>65476613He's in Ukraine?
>>65476245RPK would have improved Predator: Badlands.
>>65476626Oh no, imagine getting hunted by RPK! Imagine if she catches you
>>65476600Redundant not oxymoron.
>>65476490While not in the form of enemies, humans infected with ELID are seen and mentionedplenty of times in the story.
What would it be like to have a gloomy pyromaniac as a gf?
>>65475268always has been
>>65476808oohhh gigastacy bush eroootic
>>65476735>What would it be like to have a gloomy pyromaniac as a gf?Hot. >>65476808LOL this dork's pants fell down.
>>65476868>Hothehe
>>65476718Yes in 1. They're mostly absent from 2 at least ELID humans and not just people suffering from infection
>>65476841I love the closer to the manga adaptation. You need some whimsy and color in life
Look at these eyes. Soulless clanker
>>65476986Id prefer the love of a "soulless clanker" over a foid any day
>>65476986>Soulless clanker
i haven't fished in a while, i should do it again soon
>>65476986Still less dead inside than the average foid
>>65476841damn I think Ill have to give 2026 a watch
Considering selling my anime figs (never cummed on) before I ship off to the navy so my family doesn't find anything should they snoop through my stuff...
>>65476841Anyone else find the fake retro look obnoxious?
>>65477176>Considering selling my anime figsDon't do it. You'll regret it in the future.>so my family doesn't find anything should they snoop through my stuff...What are you trying to hide? It can't be that bad.
>>65476808>hint of pubesYokata..
>>65477176don't sell, just bury them or something if you're that worried.
>>65477176If you dont need the money, just lock them up in a nice container. They have some knock off pelican cases at harbor freight you can you use, they are durable and made for padlocking. I use to use two of these for hauling around my tools when I was a wind turbine technician.https://www.harborfreight.com/5800-weatherproof-protective-rolling-carry-on-case-x-large-64819.htmlIf you need the money then yeah go for it.
>>65477176I'll buy them.I will cum on them.
>>65477063Can I come with
>>65477180>It can't be that bad.W-well.. >Native FROG Airi Shijyoji 1/5>Pleiades Chika illustration by Azumayuki>>65477187>>65477215Could just lock em up I guess>>65477219
>>65477290>>Native FROG Airi Shijyoji 1/5So what if you like big tits?>>Pleiades Chika illustration by AzumayukiSo what if you also like flat chests?
>>65477290Good lord my son, imagine your mom stumbling across those.
>>65477290>Native FROG Airi Shijyoji 1/5 WAY too big. You should sell that one.>Pleiades Chika illustration by AzumayukiPerfect
>>65477290Well at least they'd know you're not gay
>>65477290>Native FROG Airi Shijyoji 1/5Perfect>Pleiades Chika illustration by AzumayukiWAY too small. You should sell that one.
>>65477284sure
>>65477312I don't know where people find the balls to buy figures like that. Forget your mom what if you have to call emergency services or some shit. Like you're gonna have multiple people coming into your house seeing that shit. If I were to ever buy figures it'd be stuff like pic rel cause while you'll get shot looks at least you can explain it
>>65477342>Forget your mom what if you have to call emergency services or some shit.If he's at the point of having to call EMS, anon is likely dead at that point and any embarrassment is no longer an issue.
How much can breasts be compressed?
>>65477359that's just absurd. how can anyone jerk it to something so silly?
>one of the only reasons i have to shave my shitty facal hair is so that the nice 40 something yo lady at work doesnt think im a lazy slobIm not the only one here like this right?
>>65477373I occasionally trim my beard so I don't look homeless, and shave my neck because neckbeard feels gross, that's about it.
>>65477373My sister gets mad at me if I don't shave, otherwise I'd just let that shit go wild
>>65477373Uhh I just shave because I really hate the feeling of facial hair. Also I like sliding my hand across to feel the stub
>>65477373I shave so I don't roughen up my daki.
>>65477373Pretty much. I haven’t cut my hair in a very long time because I like it long enough to cover my eyes if I want but the facial hair has to stay out of the picture.
>>65477373my face constantly itches even if I let my facial hair grow out a bit, I wish there was a cheap, convient, and safe way to get rid of it
>>65477370Lewd =/= pornographyThat image is most likely just supposed to be funnyThough i probably could jork it to it if i wanted to, i once jacked off to a spinning tposing miku wearing a tight shirt.
>>65477312>imagine your mom stumbling across thoseMan, imagine how awkward it's gonna be when android wives inevitably become a thing for people to basically have to basically be like "hey mom and dad, this is my wife" while showing off their car priced glorified roomba in a maid outfit with latex tits larger than her head.
>>65477449>"hey mom and dad, this is my wife"
>>65477449>latex tits larger than her head.Thats for people who have zero taste
>>65477430
>>65477430better resolution on this one
>>65477454I'm sure flat chested models will exist, but even detachable chest plates so you can change her size if you're in the mood.
>>65477449You could probably make an anime about a guy trying to hide the fact that his gf/wife is actually a rodutt from his family, could be a fun watch
>>65477449I think my mom found one of my sex dolls. She didn't say anything about it.
>>65477476There's at least a yuri version where humanlike robots are illegal.
>>65477468I want to see her internals and mechanical joints..... Will there be models for that you think
>>65477480>I think my mom found one of my sex dolls.wtf
I've thought about building a life sized doll because of these threads. I've ran some tests on different materials and I'm confident that I could make something strong enough to bear its own weight and maintain shape. I'm just thinking of a good way to make joints.I'd start with a hand so that I can hold it.
>>65477480Somewhat related, I accidentally found my sisters vibrators because I was looking for a phone charger to steal. Didn't realize what it was and touched it. It was sticky.
>>65477499Hot
>>65477496Oh god we're gonna see another one of "those" abominations, aren't we?
>>65477480Storytime?How did that sexdoll look?>one ofHow many?
>>65477496>I've ran some tests on different materials and I'm confident that I could make something strong enough to bear its own weight and maintain shape.Silicone or TPE body over a steel skeleton. No need to make this complicated.>I'd start with a hand so that I can hold it.Based. Hands are unfortunately the area sex dolls are still most lacking. The cheap ones have wire fingers that just aren't realistic enough, and jointed steel fingers are fragile and can break easily.
>>65477496Based abomination builder. Post pictures once its done.
>>65477480>sex dollsI always wanted to buy a sex doll, use it, then cut it up into pieces to lay around in garbage bins.
>>65477496Go for it anon, i look forward to see your progress
>>65477514>The cheap ones have wire fingers that just aren't realistic enough, and jointed steel fingers are fragile and can break easily.I thought the wire ones where prone to snapping but the actual jointed ones where pretty good?
>>65477511>Storytime?not much of a story>come home>mom dropped by my place while I was at work and left me a cake she baked>noticed my bedroom door is slightly ajar>doll is tucked into my bed how I left her, anyone opening the door would see immediately>mom didn't say anything>but she has stopped asking when I'll get a girlfriend>How did that sexdoll look?Just a realistic doll I suppose, more or less like an average Japanese woman. At least it wasn't one of my anime dolls.>how many7>>65477545No. Wire might snap if you constantly bend it back and forth at extreme angles, but I haven't experienced that. It is more prone to poking through the skin if the hand is mishandled, though. The joints themselves sometimes get stuck and will no longer work, or fail and flop loosely from then on.
>>65477523Don't do that.
>>65477555>7YuBroslavia you own 7 sex dolls??
>>65477562Yes, that's right.
>>65477555Damn. Not dawging on you cause I'm in the same boat but do you think your mother cried any upon realizing that her son may never find a girlfriend?
>>65477555>7WoahGood for you anonI take it you're the usual guy so i guess asking for pics is pointless
>>65477577Probably. I'm a wizard and have never had a girlfriend. I mean, she has asked if I'm gay before and assured me she'd totally accept me still and all that. I figure parents don't normally do that if they think they're getting grandchildren ever.>>65477583>I take it you're the usual guy so i guess asking for pics is pointlessThat's right
>>65477574I hope nobody ever breaks into your house. Also how much do those things cost?
>>65477583It's 1 (one) singular guy who has dolls in these threads and multiple dudes with dakis and multiple dudes with makeshift dakis.
>>65477605>I hope nobody ever breaks into your houseI'd rather they didn't too>Also how much do those things cost?They're not that expensive anymore. Like around $2500 or so for good quality. More if you want something custom. But you can get something decent in the $1500 range. Clothes can also be difficult, and are often expensive since dolls aren't really often proportioned correctly. Part of that is because gooner proportions, and part because most dolls are a bit short, especially if they're TPE. A properly sized and proportioned TPE doll over 5' weighs 100+ lbs. So you wind up stuck with specialty Asian brands for tiny women, or doll specific clothing which usually is poor quality.>>65477607there are a couple people besides me who have posted, but I'm definitely the most active dollfag on /ak/.
>>65477555>>65474362Just why this thread brings all the mentally ill schizos together?
well when i asked people about buying dolls i kind ment T-dolls but that works too
>>65477648I think an anime thread on a weapons board on an imageboard is exactly where I would expect to find mentally ill schizos. Welcome home.
>>65477664Bitch, I'm probably the most well-adjusted person in this thread. I just watch /ak/ anime and think the girls in here are cute.
>>65477669It's the really crazy ones who don't even realize they're crazy.
>>65477648>>65477669
>>65477669We're all schizos here Anon, I'm schizo, you're schizo...>I-I'm not schizoYou must be, otherwise you wouldn't be here
>>65477648this entire website is schizo central by this point, even before that people here having various sex dolls wouldn't be uncommon since just about everybody was a perma virgie
>>65477677>>65477683he's the schizo phoneposter
>>65477683I have a picture of this woman's feet in socks saved on my PC for some reason
>>65477690I didn't know not being mentally ill was treated as schizophrenia
>>65477770>not being mentally illsure, bud. keep telling yourself that.
>>65477454They need to be large to have enough room for the refrigerant technology and beverage containers so you can drink any beverage of your choice nice and cold from her nipples.
>>65477290Mine are all in bins in the crawlspace now. I need to get rid of them but i don't have the energy to deal with selling them all on ebay.
>>65477370Im going to jerk off to it right now, thanks for the motivation
>>65477602Sorry to hear. Those questions are annoying and awkward though so in a way its sort of a blessing if you look at it that way...
>>65477453>"And this is my wife's daughter"
>>65478363is this AIshit?her face looks incredibly off
I would presume that a couple of you guys are in law enforcement. I've been interacting with a couple of LE on my forensic pathology rotation and everybody's been pretty nice to me. Thanks, guys.
>>65477689I will have you know that I have been married to my no joke real flesh and blood wife for 3 years now.Not everyone is a permanent virgin. Those who are CAN change that without resorting to prostitution. It just takes dedicates and concentrated effort. Work on yourself. Work on your circumstances. Set realistic expectations and goals and achieve them.That might be, "I am going to do 20 situps and 10 pushups on a stairwell today" on a physical journey to a year from now be able to do 100 situps and 50 real pushups a year from now.It might be, "I am going to learn how to weld so I don't hsve to flip burgers anymore" and start by figuring out where you have to go to take a class on and watch some videos on youtube about welding.Progress in life is not GIANT leap forward. If anything is giant leaps, it is setbacks.Progress in life is million baby steps one at a time. Start by just taking a few baby steps of prigress each day and resolve to take a few the next. Eventually, you will find that you can take a few more than you did yesterday. Just keep going.
>>65478580unmarried sex is no respectable goal of itself, there's no benefit
