I am god damned sick of the once a year super-slugfest that destroys a city block because two super homos(apiens) have a death laser dick measuring contest.What weapons do we, the lowly NPCs even have? It's not like Gotham is going to pass a fucking AWB when the Joker regularly barbecues Latin Fest.I'm sick of the shit, I just gotta get that wagie paycheck and live. It's not like I can give up and brew meth- Batman has a serious fucking boner for that because it sets apartment blocks on fire.Fucking super assholes is what they are.
Unless you have the operating budget of a major international corporation or state operated black project, the best self defense against super heroes is a good pair of running shoes. Trying to shoot at a supe is just gonna get you killed, because any supe who is shitty enough to get dropped by a powerless loser like you would have already died long ago from one of the other 50 stupid powerless losers who already had the same bright idea.
That's the big problem with Batfaggot. The ONLY way to start really defending yourself against the freaks (and the capes, if we're being honest) is to get superpowers yourself or start datamining on literally all of them. By doing either of these, you're liable to attract Fatbaggot's attention and get your ass kicked for what is arguably just an extension of your 2A rights. And god forbid you violate the no-kill rule of either Batman or that illegal alien he hangs out with.
superheroes and all its media suck
Ain’t nobody can beat the cock. Just sayin’
>>65496534Your best bet to give one of those costumed creeps something to chew on is dig for their personal information. All of them have done something that'd get them in hot water in court, which is why they all hide their identities.
>>65496799That sounds nice in theory, but in practice the government and the media are usually complicit in sweeping their crimes under the rug and hiding their personal identity. Anything you dig up will get drowned out by the establishment (and is probably in the public sphere already, seriously there is so much footage of supes doing illegal shit and never getting charged for it). There are a few supes that are so toxic that our courts won't protect them from the consequences of their actions, but the really bad ones are also toxic enough that getting dirt on them will lead to your tragic untimely death via getting dropkicked out of a 10th story window with no witnesses.
I think you guys just don't know like... they aren't smart. You can fool them easily.I had this asian queer with a suit and a green flashlight snooping around but I stuck a bunch of hentai CP in my neighbor's garage and he went over there and fucked him up for it.Next time return my lawnmower dickhead.
>>65496534Unironically, have them file their taxes.Especially that playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne
>>65497560You and I know those bastards all have a dummy corporation.I've heard of super expanding foam, I can try to quickly pad myself I guess.Kryptonite never sells for anything anyone can afford on ebay, that's out.I think you just have to bait another super asshole to make the problem happen somewhere else. MAybe IEDs that are just a smoke and noise show set off a few hundred yards away will make them go save the day over there instead.
I'm pretty sure if you play the relevant video games you'll get a feel for the weak spots. With Iron Man I often just shoot the things that glow, eyes and reactor. At least if he can't see he'll be busy narrating monolog to himself in that helmet so I have a second to run like hell.
their relatives arent superheroes
>>65496534I HATE TELEPATHS, MUTANTS, ALIENS, AND PEOPLE WITH SYMBIOTESspiderman gets a passyou have mutant terrorists with eye lasers and mind powers but we aren't allowed to arm ourselves with railguns and pulse lasers and suits of battle armor?what kind of commie shit is that?
>>65497572>those bastards all have a dummy corporationI dunno man, the body-and-eyebeam capes don't seem like they'd need to be rich. The bat, the Robin Hood cosplayer, and that sexy magician all seem rich but I wouldn't be surprised if Superman isn't broke in his personal life. Imagine if he was a reporter or some shit lol
Empowered had a running subplot about EMP's boyfriend having a past as an anti-cape freedom fighter/terrist
>how can we The answer depends on how much actual physics is allowed in the setting. The vast majority of capeshit are immune to physics, meaning that unless you use the prescribed nerfing method you won't stand a chance, since you're just playing by completely different more restrictive rules. It's the whole premise.
>>65496713Can't beat the cock man.
>>65498645Is turning to a glorified cartel for protection really an improvement over the existing capes
>>65498833We can't go wrong if we go to the techno-nerds to save us. They're humanity's ace in the hole! Besides, they all have that personality defect about having to be white knight protagonists even if the framework is a little bent.Or we could self sacrifice; give up a city to call a "Super Hero Treaty Conference" and use nuclear terror bombing on it.Ok we lose a few million, but NONE of the Supes are going to make it.
>>65498876You think Superheroes can’t survive a nuclear blast? Fool
