Greetings fellow humans,I pose to you a hypothetical: imagine that you are the Prince of the Glorbaxians, exiled from your planet by the Zorbulans after they invaded, and now must take over Earth, the only habitable-class planet within 2 parsecs, in order to reestablish your empire.Unfortunately, you only have 10000 civilians at your disposal, 200 crewmen, and no soldiers. You do have a Hrovax-class battlecruiser, but that's all.How do you kill all humans, or at least 99%, so you can resettle the planet with Glorbaxians, without rendering the planet uninhabitable?This is only hypothetical, as I am also a human.
>>65508244kill the humans? haven't you heard we are the most dangerous species in the know universe? why run when you can rearm and retake your crown?!
>>65508244Imag8ne I use the vulcan neck pinch on your rey dick. Checkmate.
>>65508244>Unfortunately, you only have 10000 civilians at your disposal, 200 crewmen, and no soldiers.You'll have to breed with humans to get those numbers up, there's no alternative.
>>65508244The concept of organic aliens or people traveling on space ships even with some kind of warp drive technology is ridiculous and antiquated. It's the like the idea of a flying chariot. Space is too vast for interstellar travel to be feasible especially considering the time relativity and energy requirements.
>>65508268you are mentally raped and lack ambition, you will never amount to anything
>>65508268>Man will never fly, that's for the birds!
>>65508268>Space is too vast for interstellar travel to be feasible especially considering the time relativity and energy requirements.Irrelevant, I have a cape.
>>65508244>How do you kill all humans, or at least 99%, so you can resettle the planet with Glorbaxians, without rendering the planet uninhabitable?I don't10,200 glorbaxians isn't enough to resettle the planet in a reasonable timeframe and establish an industrialized economy that can maintain a reasonable standard of livingInstead, I come as a peaceful trader who can use my ship and whatnot to sell the humans a shitload of rare earth and precious metals I mined out in space, and then use the resulting money to buy from the humans everything my Glorbaxians need to get by.I beat the glowniggers to the punch by doing the daytime talkshow circuit and hitting up a few major podcasts like Tucker and Rogan that will make the entire world aware of my existencewe can work on rebuilding our population legally, especially after we win the lawsuit to grant future generations Glorbaxians jus solis citizenship in the countries on earth in which they are born.
>>65508366oh and it goes without saying, since I have an effectively unlimited reserve of gold, I am taking over the international financial system. it's not like I can be any worse for Humanity at large than the Rothschilds.Maybe make a big show of mass-converting my retinue to Roman Catholicism, and pushing for a Glorbaxian pope in a couple generations.
>>65508244You start by praying to your gay allien gods you dont have any holes that can be filled with big human cock.
>>65508244Have them do it themselves.
>>65508268The greys are already here so that kind of shits on your thesis.
>>65508271>>65508296>traveling through 5 quadrillion miles of empty vaccuum is exactly the same thing as making a bicycle with a propeller that has wings big enough to lift a personSpacefaggots are so delusional. We cant even scrounge up enough money or effort to replicate the stuff we did in 1969, but you think "technological progress will just advance exponentially, forever bro" in spite of all the civilized nations of the world being in a state of objective decline for probably our entire lives.
>>65508244It depends on what you need in terms of habitability, but your best bet is probably landing in antarctica and using your fusion drives to run a bubble-hab civilization. You mine the oil and sell fossils to the humans to establish good diplomatic relations while slowly integrating humans into your civilization. The end goal is a sizeable population of culturally glorbaxian humans you can use to export your culture and convert the existing human populace. By that point you've shared the planet for years, so you get a half share and an entire client race to play with, many of whom are combatants you could rally to take revenge against the zorbulans without spending the lives of your own people
