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<< This is AWACS "Gold Ship"! All callsigns check in and commence operations to liberate Taipei!">>

>post plane
>post call sign
>post loadout
>post combat role
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>>65509823
Why would the USAF help the Chinese in taking over Taiwan?
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TENNOO HEIKA BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!

>2x AAM-3s
>4x ASM-4s

Role: Anti-ship/Kamikaze?
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>>65509823
>Mig-23
>Lawn Dart
>UGBs and full fuel load
>Manned cruise missile
Time to remind chinky about his Japanese heritage
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>>65509861

Anon, I mean liberate Taipei FROM the Red Chinese. Sorry I'm kinda retarded
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>>65509876
>>65509880

we already have two kamikaze units! Fucking based!
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it never cease to amaze me how in the fucking world a team of super autists got together and made a plane with a giant spinning fucking disk get off the ground
like i can understand it intuitively, but my gut tells me that theres no way that thing should work
my mom also had the opportunity to fly on one of these as a radio operator
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This is Widow 1-1 in my totally not fictious F/B-23 with 23 AIM-120Ds and 4 Paveway IIIs
Our arrows will blot out the sun for those dirty commie bastards and they'll never see us coming.
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>>65509861
the US is pro-dictatorships now
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>>65509823
>F14
>Magic Carpet
>Cluster bombs
>Psychological warfare, make the Chinese think Iran is attacking them too
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>>65509823
>J-20
>General Tso
>4x PL-17
>turning Gold Ship into fried rice
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>>65509823
>C-130J Super Hercules
>Callsign Big Ounce
>Full load of AGM-158 loaded Rapid Carts
I have the crew program them to target fishing boats.
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>>65509861
Because fuck those slanted eye bastards
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>>65509823
>Lancaster B III (Special)
>The dog's name was...
>1x improved "Upkeep" bouncing bomb
>Anyone point me in the direction of the Three Gorges dam?
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>>65509823
>F-16C block 52
>Shamrock
>99 A2A/A2G AIM-9s, 40 AMRAAMs
>Covering Talisman while he fights the entire war, finding my very alive wife and daughter alive
Let's fucking go boys.
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>>65509823
>aircraft
AIDS FUCK-1 CHING CHONG (it's Taiwan indigenous fighter)
>call sign
AIDS-1
>loadout
muh dick
>combat role
mass raper, will land in Nanjing for off duty mission
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>>65509823
>MQ-28 Ghost Bat
>SCI-FIRE
>2 x AIM-120D-3‘s
>I shoot down flying Changs (the bad/red kind) and protect other flying Changs (the good/boba kind)
Additionally I might fly my drone into a RO-RO boat loaded with PLA troops in order to honour the proud culture and traditions of our fine Japanese friend's
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>>65510888
I wonder if anyone will ever actually have to suffer the indignity of losing an A2A engagement because a Ghost Bat asked its handler for permission to murder and a guy in a Wedgetail chewing on a timtam said 'yes'.
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>>65509823
>RC-135V/W
>Misty Wind-39
>[classified]
>support

Gold Ship, this is Misty Wind-three niner. We'll be running racetracks between Naha and the Paracels and will try to stay out of your way. Will report any tactical changes and threats detected in the EOB. Assign 316.250 MHz as a liason channel.
Misty Wind-three niner, out.
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>>65509823
>F15C
>Callsign: Cipher
>Loadout: QAAM x 16
>Combat role: jousting enemy Aces like the Knights of Old in 1 last duel to determine the future of Belka
>Music: Flamenco guitar
https://youtu.be/m0J_05_qihg?si=Q4OoQRHgrrpuWwpI&t=532
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>>65509947
We're not wasting agm-158s on fishing boats.
Sorry Charlie, denied.
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Operative "No fun allowed" standing by for operation microwave the Chinese.
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>>65511127
Now with IMAGES
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>>65509823
>>post plane
KA-3B
>>post call sign
Citgo
>>post loadout
Jet fuel and microwave burritos
>>post combat role
Gas Station
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>>65509823
>This is AWACS "Gold Ship"!
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-F106
-'[Gone with the] Blast Wave' OR 'Pest Control'
-Armament: 1x Genie unguided nuclear missile + 20mm rotary cannon
-Role: Anti Drone Spam/Bomber/missile neutralizer
>You remember the opening of Macross DYRL? Yeah, like that.
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>>65511115
Sorry mate having radio difficulties, crew prepare for launch per my previous directions.
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>>65511184
High quality based shit
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>plane: Saab 35e Draken (pic is 35f)
>Callsign: Viking 1-1, 'Sven'
>loadout: Stock 2x internal 30mm ADEN revolver cannons, full 6-rack of AIM-26 falcon nuclear air to air guided missiles using w54 250-tnt-ton equivalent warheads
>role: sticking out like a sore thumb, nuclear anti air, cheeky dogfighting with the guns
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>>65511184
Keked
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>Messerschmitt Me 163
>callsign: RATM
>loadout: fuel
>combat role: self immolation to protest against the unlawful invasion
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>>65510933
It will happen one day, it’s only a matter of time
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>>65511184
Well done. :-)
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>>65511184
based high-effort shitposter
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>Ca.60
>Jabroni
>~100 civilians
>maritime disaster
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>>65509823
>Cessna O-2 Skymaster
>Rice Cooker 01
>4x LAU-59 with smoke rockets
>Airborne FAC and making sure no school goes unbombed and no gook child goes un-naplamed
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>>65511184
Darn, first time someone actually posted something funny in a while
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>>65509823
>P.W. MK1 planefu
>"Peacekeeper"
>magic nukes
>Carpet nuke Beijing and blame it on the Chinese
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>>65512114
But I thought only the Chimera and the Harrier get nukes. Regardless we all know Spear is the best super plane because max dakka
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>>65512200
>But I thought only the Chimera and the Harrier get nukes.
The MG-21 Mk. 2 plus the ones you named get them. Which is why i stole my planefu from a biolab.
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>>65509861
It'd take like a billion dollars max in crypto to trumps personal wallet for the US to help china directly, he's just that great of a businessman!
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>>65512230
You know I never got the hullabaloo about the new livery. Honestly I think it's better than the baby blue design save for the worse flag design on the tail. Frankly every president should have the right to modify AF-1's livery, at least while using a reasonable color palette. Don't touch Marine One though, that paint scheme fucks hard
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>>65509823
>F-35
>"Piłsudski"
>2x B61 bomb set to 340 kT
>Removing Moscow and St. Pidorsburg from the face of the planet once and for all
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>>65512241
Anon you stupid motherfucker you flew the wrong way
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>>65512237
It's not completely awful but it's kind of gaudy. Not in the way that his interior design sense is but in the way that the redesigned White House website is. The baby blue could've maybe been reworked to suit the 747 better but it's also a design with such history behind it at this point that it's iconic and any change will be under serious scrutiny. If every President had their own livery people would just chuck it on a tier list and move on.
Agreed on the flag though, so tacky. I can get liking the rest of it but the fucking flag, christ.
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>>65511184
JEJ
well done
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>>65509823
>post plane
B-52
>post call sign
Four U
>post loadout
10 AIR-2 Genies
52 AIM-260s
>post combat role
well congratulations you got yourself locked on what's the next step of your masterplan?
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>>65509823
>MiG-19G (9.12)
>Sneaky SAHR
>2x R-27ER + 4x R-74
>Confusing enemies by locking onto them intermittently with TWS and STT, allowing me to send an R-27ER from 70KM, it flying blindly, with some corrections on the way, until the terminal phase where STT remains on until RWR stops screaming

Nobody has yet caught on this strat of mine in all vidya I've played so far lmfao
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>>65509823 (OP) #
>MiG-19G (9.12)
>Sneaky SAHR
>2x R-27ER + 4x R-74
>Confusing enemies by locking onto them intermittently with TWS and STT, allowing me to send an R-27ER from 70KM, it flying blindly, with some corrections on the way, until the terminal phase where STT remains on until RWR stops screaming

Nobody has yet caught on this strat of mine in all vidya I've played so far lmfao
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>>65509823
>...ACK!
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>>65509823
>post plane
Buttass naked covered in butter
>post call sign
Xx_pussyslayer69_xX
post loadout
My dick
>post combat role
Throwing pee bottles
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>>65509823
Biggus Dickus
Box of Trojan Magnums and a fifth of 151
To split your Mom's spokes and blow out that hairy balloon knot
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>>65511184
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>>65509823
>gold ship
Mayano Top Gun reporting in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU
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>>65514062
>>65513588
>if i spam the same image over and over iran will finally stop losing.
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>>65514099
Haha
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>>65510523
>P-51H-5
>”Handyman”
>6x 5 inch rockets
>ground attack on targets of opportunity across border
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>>65512245
Maybe, but he's still doing the right thing.
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>>65509823
>post plane
"Modified" C5 Galaxy
>post call sign
Blinker
>post loadout
2 x 10MW lasers with nose-mounted mirror
20MW liquid-cooled nuclear reactor (working liquid is jet fuel)
In-flight replaceable forward-looking cameras (windshield replaced with solid aluminum for safety)
2x M2 browning (tail gun)
>post combat role
Point defense / target designation / warcrimes



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