"Get some extra protein" edition Previous: >>65504628>bump limit reached https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
Yall are reallllly pushing the envelope on this one. >Keep going
>>65510179GOD I LOVE BIG MOMMY MILKERS!
>>65510240on tall motherly women?
>>65510240
>>65510248AMEN BROTHER!
>>65510179>>65510258>>65510248Weapons?
>>65510288cum is weapon
>>65510288big fat tits can be used as a weapon
>>65510288a loving and motherly wife with huge booba is a great morale boost and thus increases the lethality of the American warfighter.
>>65510179fucking shit nigger i was just finishing my drawing for the last thread wtf are you doing
>>65510318just post it in the last thread. it looks like everyone is going to use it until it's archived.
>>65510288>>65510290>>65510296>rape
>>65510318Same, I forget how fast these threads move. Ill just post whenever, dont need a draw theme to post a drawing.
>>65510179What futa she packing?
>>65510400I really need to restock on 7.62x54r and take my nugget shooting again
>>65510452Can reload 7.62x54R with AK47 123gr 7.62 bullets for much cheaper than +170 gr bullets
>>65510462I don't have a reloading press
petite love
love for women with SMALL tits
>>65510477Petite is good.Big and busty is good.Amazon is good.Women are good.God I love women.
How are small tits supposed to feed your children and still have enough left over for you? Checkmate tithiests
Confucius say a woman with huge tits is a problembecause she knows everyone loves her just for having huge titsa petite woman knows she has to try
>>65510560nah you want a girl with normal sized but dense tough boobs. those are the kind that make me most milk. the big round hangars are mostly fat and dont necessarily have much actual breast tissue. titcow tits are really only decorative
>>65510560generally speaking the bigger the tits, the saggier they'll become as they agea woman with massive bongo bazongas will have disgusting plastic bags once she grows old
>>65510585I don't mind saggy tits, they have a certain charm to them
quietcutedemurevirtuoussmall boobies
>>65510595>>65510601that lanky beanpole is supposed to be stronger than me? yeah right
ummm WAITER!!! more petite dorks please!
>>65510604She's got magical monster girl strength
*gulp* ummm guys I can kinda see her umm.... *gulp* boobies
>>65510579>dense tough boobsSo you're saying boy milk is the most premium?
>>65510635breast tissue not pectorals, fag idiot
lol op pic here got deleted but the actual pedo shit in another thread is still there
rip OP image
Oh damn, jannies finally reacted to the OP for once
>>65510635hey can someone kill this faggot idiot?>>65510637he really is a stupid fuckin' gay guy isn't he
>>65510642yeah, she shouldve had a penis then the gay janigger modiggers wouldve left it up
>>65510631lewd
>>65510179Flat victory
Need gfl version of an m1917
>>65510699
>>65510699springfield but vaguely british and thicc
>>65510708I wonder if anon managed to fuck his aunt (not auntie Lee anon, the more recent aunt fucker)
Fell off the treadmill at the gymHow long do I need to stay away until people forget? Alternatively should I just cancel my membership
>>65510765>Fell off the treadmill at the gymHow did that happen? You put the speed too high? Just run outside like a normal person. The world is so beautiful; don't run indoors like that.
>>65510768outside is full of black people and spiders. I hate it out there.
>>65510765People already forgot, just go business as usual, nobody cares.
>>65510765>How long do I need to stay away until people forget?They'll never forget, especially not the staff, you'll always just be "the guy who fell off the treadmill" now and everyone is gonna snicker at you behind your back. Time to start looking for a new gym anon. >B-but, people forgetI wouldn't if I saw that, I remember every single embarrassing little moment everyone I know has done.
>>65510768Speed was fine but I guess i was getting tired at the end. I fucked up when I closed my eyes so I wouldn't see the timer
>>65510765Go again. Who fucking cares. Own up to your mistake, no one is going to do anything
>>65510765I was at the gymI saw thatI already posted it to my tiktok and instagramyou're done, chudI've already told the staff to laugh at you if you return
>>65510765It's hard to think badly of someone who is keeping to a gymn routine.Then again, I will never use a public gym because I am not a woman and because I don't desperately need big pieces of exercise equipment.
>>65510765If it's a big gym you'll be fine, a lot of people will cycle through so you'll be forgotten. If it's a smaller one, just change your gym schedule to be earlier/later if possible.
>>65510765OR, alternatively, be a fucking adult and just go tomorrow like nothing happenedavoiding returning because of "embarrassment" would be more pathetic than showing up
new game for the monster fuckers, incominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy56ql96xAUit's not /k/ but I thought you all would want to know
>>65510781For some reason I remember this one girl throwing up in class during the 6th grade along with the janitor walking in as she left to go to the nurse and putting sawdust or something over the mess. I don't know why my brain decided to retain that memory cause it wasn't even funny to me or anyone else, we were all just like dang I hope she gets better. Anyways you >>65510765 should just keep going to the gym. Anyone who saw you fall will remember but its not like they'll be making fun of you for it... unless normies really are that evil these days.
>>65510886saw this pop up in my recommended many weeks agodidnt click on it because I knew it had to be gooneer-slop trashFUCK you
>>65510886>sign in to confirm you're not a botman fuck this shit
>>65510949how do you not have a youtube account, genuine question.
>>65511051>just make a (((jewtube))) account goyha, i dont think so
>>65510611>toeless socksWhat's the point of this?
>>65511059Yeah, I've had one for like 20 years. Genuinely how have you made it this far without one?>>65510611Those aren't toeless socks, get glasses. To answer your question it makes licking the toes easier and faster, obviously, by removing the need to remove the sock first.
>>65511084i degoogled when youtube went to shit years backthere is very little worth watching there anymore
>>65511066I mean.. there's a small hole in the sock, but they are not toeless sockslook againand look closerthe toes and cuff are white
Damn I missed the OP imageWhat waifu is spiritually an FN SCAR 17? I want to slap a sticker onto my own SCAR 17S for the lulz
>>65511124>>65511084Okay, I'm just retarded, those aren't toeless. My mistake.
>>65510893>unless normies really are that evil these daysSome people hang out at gyms recording all day just to try and catch someone doing something mildly embarrassing and post it online.
>>65511158this is realVERY gym dependent and city dependentbut all those gym cringe compilations come from somewhere
I'm not one to bitch about unrealistic proportions, but this is just kinda silly, she's like 80% legs.
>survival horror game where you play a maidHonestly surprised no ones done this
>>65511170she's also 2 dimensional, which is egregiously unrealistic compared to an actual human beingi liek legs tho
I went to a ghost town and a mine visitor center. It was so cool, I wish I had brought my smith and wesson to get more into the spirit.I saw this replica miners cabin and thought "this is perfect, what more could a man want". It looked so comfy, I wish I could just relax on the rocking chair and read a book or draw or practice my penmanship or something comfy. Maybe put my double barrel up on the wall by the pick are.Now im just coping by watching ken burns civil war and procrastinating on drawing lol.
>>65511251>Even the suicide-job wagies had comfy living spaces.Man.
>>65511251>>65511279>no plumbing, which requires metric fuck tons of inspections and shit to get approved>no electricity, same as above>no waste water disposal, same as above>probably no real insulation, code violation in many places>little to no property taxes>no inspections at all, these days you can barely refinish your basement without needing a code inspection>labor was incredibly cheap and plentifulBuilding a comfy house was pretty much a non-issue in early America, now-a-days you have so much shit that needs entire bibles worth of paperwork that you've already run up a hundred thousands dollar bill before pouring the foundation.
>>65510886Imagine all the mods you could make...On a separate note, look at this sick ass mousepad.
>>65511345I don't think I could live long term without running water. Electricity I might be able to manage though.God I wish property taxes would just get nukes from orbit. It's absurd that they are north of 10k for a 250k home. I shouldn't be renting my house from the government.
>>65511371Technically speaking you're renting the land the house is built on.
>>65511158Oh...
>>65511345I was thinking about how to do it in modern times and came up with:>no plumbingelevated tank and spigot>no electricitysolar powered lantern and solar battery>no waste waterouthouse>no insulationwool blankets and a burning desire to live, or a solar fan in the summer>no inspectionsgood, if it collapses you shoulda built it better>laborpeople didnt have toxic shit beamed at them 24/7 back then. They had time and means to build. So it would prolly require us to put away the phone until the cabin is done.I just want a simple and permanent place to live. Im tired of being a rentoid and the only places with jobs near me being a suburban hellscape with big expensive houses that I dont need all the house for.We mvst retvrn to the spirit of the old west.
>>65511345Having a lot of friends that are versed in the ways of construction, both legal and non-legal [spoiler]one's white and the other's mexican[/spoiler], if you want to have a comfy house there's ways to finesse it.>Building illegallyMexican friend and his father built his room as an addition to their house without any permits. Downside is that they have to tear down the room should they ever sell the house (they won't for a long while).>Remodeling vs. new constructionDepending on the local laws, remodeling can get pretty cheap compared to completely building a new house, mainly due to foundations. In my experience, the only places that really don't give a shit would be areas like the Mojave desert. Very cheap too when I used to live in a secluded part [spoiler]unknown noises and events at night.[/spoiler]
>>65511415>fucked up the spoilerdon't listen to me I'm retarded
>>65511418>he doesnt knowIts okay, we still love you.
>>65511400Are those some Old-Timey POLICE GIRLS?!
need momwife.
>>65511468Your mental illness is a deterrent for women. I'm happy you will never reproduce
>>65511446Worse: Pinkertons who need to be shot on sight.
>>65511477>PinkertonsHot. I want a Brute Thug wife that kill dirty commies.
>>65510949>>65511059you can just use invidious insteadhere's the instance I usually use:https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Hy56ql96xAU
>>65511345Love this image
>>65511415>unknown noises and events at night.Damn if i had a comfy compound out innadesert spooky noises would just make it even comfier, im sure its nothing a little razor wire cant keep out.
>>65511170>she's like 80% legs.>implying this is a bad thingFuck I love long legs and lanky women
I bet RPK's tummy is the softest...
>tfw you will never wrap you arm around RPK's waist and pull her close to you
>>65511131We literally have Scar-H and she is really cute
>>65511692
>>65511694God, why can't blondes be as common as brunettes?
My cute wife Leva
>>65510765Alternatively, go back the next day. The gym is all about mogging people, mog them with your autism
>>65511415>areas like the Mojave desert>unknown noises and events at night.I hate the heat, but otherwise this sounds pretty neat. A house raised off the ground a bit sounds ideal here, though. Like imagine one of those firewatch towers but like half or a quarter the height and double the length. Perfect view of your surroundings and also protects from snakes and other potential interlopers just waltzing in uninvited.
>>65511685>no pubes
>>65511878Look again anon, one of the dorks have forgotten to shave
Are feet good for you?
>>65512201Yes
Imagine coming home to this after destroying communists in the Sino American war.
>>65512270Why is she dripping wet and wearing a bikini inside your home? She's gonna fuck up the hardwood
>>65511908WELL WHO CONVINCED THE REST OF THEM TO?
I just wanna say that people who buy shit up the moment it comes on sale only to sell it online for double the price are fucking niggers. Fuck anyone who does this shit. I was really wanting to get my mom this certain salt and pepper shaker set for her birthday and this exact thing just happened and I'll be fucking damned if I fork over the money to the "people" who are doing this
>>65512270>Imagine coming home:(
>>65511692>>65511694>>65511697>>65511698BELGIAN SUPREMACY!!I KNEEL Now to find patches or stickers of her
>>65512379>Imagine coming( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>65511685Cute but where's their cocks?
>>65512360>certain salt and pepper shaker setWho the fuck is scalping salt and pepper shaker sets? Is it just something that good? Show, please.
>>65512360this. Fuck scalpers. That shit should be illegalized. But of course, vendors have zero incentive to do so since they’re making money anyway. I wasn’t built for this world, man
>>65512294She'll learn not to fuck up the hardwood after Springfield Schizo goes on a drunken PTSD fueled episode of rage.
>>65512433INDUSTRIALIZED SOCIETY AND ITS CONSEQUENCES...
>>65512360>>65512433>buy low>sell high>NOOOO YOU ARE LE EVIL FOR SOME REASONNah, just gonna keep flipping stuff and making my customers happy, is all. Keep seething commie.
>>65512433Legalize the scalping of scalpers
>>65512495prices only go up because of scalpers creating artificial scarcity by buying shitloads of product with no intention of actually using itscalpers contribute nothing (or a net negative) because in a just world where all scalpers were executed, their customers could have just bought it from the original seller for a lower price
>>65512540>prices only go upBecause of inflation. Because the government destroys the value of your money and robs you blind continually, then it robs you again with taxes. So called greedy capitalists have always been around, in good times and bad, what changes is the degree to which the government ruins your life. Then the government has the audacity to blame its fuckery on the greedy capitalists, and you're gullible enough to believe that? Wake up!
Need pasta
>>65510781Thankfully for us you also remember your own embarrassing mistakes the most.
>>65512562>this retard doesn't understand basic supply and demandscalpers are the cause of the problem they claim to be solving
>>65512201Only if they are well take care of, nasty feet are nasty
>>65512642I want to lick her pussy...
>>65512771Some people will call you gay for doing that to a girl.I personally love doing that to girls.
>>65512832Some people call you gay if you wash your ass so I don't care about being called gay.
>>65512846>Some people call you gay if you wash your assimagine the smell
>>65512867Butt anon, there wouldn't be a smell after you wash your ass.
>>65512832Living your life entirely based around trying to get the approval of online strangers is some next level cuck shit
>>65512880>Living your life entirely based around trying to get the approval of online strangers is some next level cuck shitit is litteraly this very thing that is destroying the fabric of society.
>clear browsing data.>Have to verify email before I can post>Have to do DMV paperwork worth of Captchas in order to verify email.how can I avoid this?
>>65512901Buy the super duper awesome 4chan pass :)
>>65512901Why did you clear your browsing data? You were looking up weird shit huh? You did, didn't you?
>>65512915Anons nosey mom is visiting and he didn't want her finding the femboy porn, please understand
>>65512915No, I just use the incognito tab when I look up weird shit.
>>65512922*mommy dommy porn.I also use the incognito tab when I goon.I was trying to shitpost without getting banned so I switched IPs anf
>>65512924¿loli?
>>65512928WTF?So I switched IPs and cleared my browsing data.
ManILoveFoxfield!
>>65512901I bought a 4chan passworth it if you arent broke
fishe
>>65513322DOUBLE DUBS CHECKED. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE AQUATIC WOMEN
>>65512929not him but I like lolis, but a very specific kind of loli.Instead of being flat I like them being big tiddied, and instead of short I like them being very tall, and instead of being underage I like them being older than me.
>>65512915Of course I looked up weird shit, how else am I supposed to diagnose the blood in my stool?
>>65513347It's probably because you ate an entire Sandwich Pedro cactus covered in ghost pepper for seasoning and then used your bedpost as dildo in a psychedelic frenzy after looking at uma porn.
>>65513330Loli/shota is an odd combo there
>>65513364>Sandwich Pedro cactusGoddamn it.
>>65513347>diagnose the blood in my stool?A lot of younger people these days are getting colorectal cancer...
>>65513370I think its mainly americans right? Cause their food is all messed up
>>65513384A lot of people seriously need to increase their fiber intake.
>>65513389Gulp. What should I even be eating
>>65513370>>65513384Influencers are telling people that eating vegetables makes you gay, not really surprising people's health is going to shit
>>65513410You can just buy fiber powder and just put it in your water.>inb4 you don't drink water either
>>65513389I bought psylium husk but never use it because its gross. I think I'll just buy gas station sushi to clear myself out
>>65513364>>65513370I need to work on my punnery...
Ahhh this smug flattie is flirting with me again, help!
>>65513554
>>65513410Cabbage and carrots, dirt cheap and loaded with fiber and various vitamins
>>65512832>Some people will call you gay for doing that to a girl.>liking pussy is gayJesus christ, that can't be true right? There aren't actually people out there who genuinely think eating pussy is gay? I literally does not make sense.
>>65513581Its not gay but I think its gross UNLESS she's a virgin.
>>65512832>>65513581It's not gay but it is disgusting.>>65513594I wouldn't do it even if she was a virgin, I'm not putting my mouth where my dick goes.
>>65513581>>65513594>>65513608We should do a poll about it
>>65512832In Russian prison you'll get turned into a bitch if you admit to having done that.
>>65513609I think the consensus is pretty clear on whether it's gay or not, even people that are averse to it don't think it's gay.
TOP 5 ANIME GRILLS!5. SHANTAE4. Tifa Lockhart.3. CAPPIE :D2. Tomoe Umari.1. SPRINGFIELD!
>>65513663Based.
>>65513565I'm gonna rape you anon.
>>65512901burner email
>>65513581>that can't be true right?
>>65513694kino
>>65513581i know right? Getting a face-full of puss is like the polar opposite of gay. Hell, actually fucking pussy is gayer than eating since a fag fucking pussy can close his eyes and pretend it's a man's ass, but a fag eating pussy is forced to smell and taste it, leaving no room for imagination.The Sopranos were retarded, no wonder Vito got away with it for so long.
Feet friday, whatever happened there
Eat fermented foods, the western diet has largely forgotten fermentation but you should eat it, it'd good for you. Pickles, sauerkraut, kefir, etc...Don't just use store bought, make it yourself, it'll be 1000x more potent.
>>65512901
>>65513889a spicy pickle is a great morning snack>gives you electrolytes>is spicy so it helps wake you up>fermented so it helps your stomach throughout the day
>>65513754that will only help me ban evade better, I'll still have to do the Captchas regardless.
Going down is based. I need to go down on a slut.
>>65513960This guy likes his guns testfired.
>>65513889I love fermented foods. I also eat bricks of baked oatmeal each day and when combined with coffee I really get the shits going
>>65513960>Going down is basedwell yeah>I need to go down on a slutpost pics of your pizza mouth after you try this
>>65512397inside
If there's one thing I've learned from anime, it's that I would fucking kill myself if I had to live anywhere with cicadas, holy fuck
>>65514013>he doesn't want free tinnitus mitigationcasual
>>65514013She's got a nice butt
>>65514013Speaking of cicadas, I swear there used to be tons here in NC. I don't remember hearing any in a long long time. MD too when I lived up there.
>>65514013Why? I live in the south where we have cicadas, it's very nice to listen to.
>>65514013I love the sounds of cicadas and racoons in the evening.
I want an XCR pretty bad but I still need ti finish buying stuff for a 416 build. This sucks. Why can't I have train autism and be like Göring
>>65513960how about you go down on your wife and the mother of your children instead you fag?
>>65514058that's because they live underground for 13 years retard.
>>65514491Yeah but I remember seeing and hearing like every other year
>>65512270Imagine you're chinese soldier coming to america after subjugating them in sino-amrerican war and you're greeted by this (she is your war bride).
>>65514013Never had a problem with cicadas, at least they don't fly at you, and they make a pleasant noise that sounds like maracas. I would kms if I had to live around flying cockroackes though. Fuck that shit lmao.
>>65514567RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.
>>65514568>at least they don't fly at youI can't remember if its an actual memory or a dream I had a long time ago. But I distinctly remember a swarm of cicadas flying at me and my family when we were standing outside. I think after we recently moved to that house. I looked down and there was one on my shirt looking right at me lmao.
>>65512514Bro...
I hate bluesky. Artist I like migrated there 2 years ago for some reason and only got a fraction of followers back. They stopped posting in June of 2025, pixiv hasn't been updated since fucking 2021.
>>65514578Yeah they can be startling, but they almost always fly away when you get near them. I remember trying to find one or catch one when I was a kid, but I could only ever find their molts lying around on trees. They were always a mystery creature to me lol. Cave crickets on the other hand? Get the flamer. The Heavy flamer.
Also I need a beautiful woman to sit on my face.
>>65514567>she is your war brideNah>You and the boys can rape her with little to no consequences just like the soviet did in berlinYes
>>65514583>I hate bluesky. Artist I like migrated there 2 years ago for some reason and only got a fraction of followers back.There's always a new alternative to Twitter that comes out every few years and they never gain traction. People are just creatures of habbit and that's why Twitter will always be on top.
>>65514583>>65514604tw*tter absolutely sucks as an art archive and it frustrates me that so many artists don't post their shit anywhere that's less of a hassle to procure it from
I don’t want to go to work today.
>couldn't finish my drawing for the last draw threadI work an average 60 hours a week. I don't know if I'm just being a bitch or if that's a valid explanation. I'm tired.
>>65514631Good. >>65514637Just stop working.
>>65514637You can just post it in another thread, drawthread or otherwise.
>>65514624The best alternative is probably gelbooru or archiving shit yourself. I looked through my pixiv bookmarks and at least a solid 1/5 were deleted or privated
>>65514665Also because Asian artists, for some reason, have a propensity to delete all their posts and start from scratch. I hate that shit.
>>65514665>gelboorunot everything's going to be there so you'd inevitably be missing some>archiving shit yourselfI do try, but first I have to get them off their twitter profile which is precisely why I'm complaining about it being so tedious to sort through an artist's twitter posts (especially when they also use the account as their personal blog and I've got to go through loads of food photos, video game screenshots, etc for every single drawing
>>65514644I need the money for guns, food, and stonks.
>>65514567I reject your dumb and gay premise in favor of the original smart and straight premise that was provided
I want to shooting but gas has officially gone past the $4 mark. $4.19-$4.29 in some spots. Fuck me, can they just end this retarded war already
GIB MILKA
>>65514991https://x.com/wessidesuyo/status/2078360848213651839
>>65514959Shut up goy you will pay inflated gas prices and you will like it!
>>6551463760 hours a week is a brutal grind dude. I only did 52 this week and I’m still tired.
>>65515014shieeit I'm such a lazy nigger that I'm tired after 30.
>>65515005Dayum. Now that's a titcow lol.
>>65514944>smart and straight premiseNothing smarter and straighter than winning a war and taking war brides.
>>65514123Imagine XCR and Springfield having lesbian sex right in the middle of the cafe.
>>65515005>This post is only available in the X appRip xcancel you were a real one
>>65515080>Springfield having lesbian sexUh oh.. springfield schizo is going to be malding if he know this.
>>65515091sssshhhhh
>>65515080That'd be extremely unsanitary
>>65515005holy shit I love RPK
>>65515127And her fat tits
How do chestlets even compete?
>>65515132I love smol tiddies (not to be confused with disgusting communistic UnAmerican flat chests)
Smol, medium, large, MASSIVE all good, of course the bigger the better, but all sizes are nice.Except flat chests, that's a judeo communist subversion tool, only degenerates like Levrintiy Beria like flat chests.
>>65515169I like all types of titties, EVEN flat ones! I think I have a woman fetish...
>>65515174Especially if it is AN-94
>>65515174honestly, same I like all women, except for chinks, niggers, and kikes.
>>65515174>>65515178I think you guys are confusing smol for flat. Although this one >>65515174 comes pretty close to being flat.
>>65515005That BA halo made me laugh
>>65515174I have a Leva fetish
>>65515005On the bright side, this Twitter and Deviantart restriction bullshit has really reined in my degeneracy. I'm probably better off not viewing whatever this is.
>>65515178
>>65515248It's RPK with huge (even bigger than normal) lactating boobs and pregnant.
>>65515014>60 hours a week is a brutal grind dude.I think I'm pretty much a slave right now. My biggest challenge is that my mind is mush by the time I get home and that makes drawing hard. Someone was mentioning that artists are mentally ill and I think I just have to be delusional in my pursuit of getting better.
So uhhh whatever happened to the aunt fucker? You know, the one that said he was gonna go swimming with her and possibly attempt something.
>>65515086>>65515248you can check which nitter instances still work here:https://status.d420.de/
>>65515005>Nipple piercings My absolutely biggest turn off, why would you ruin perfectly good boobs like that?
>>65515378he attempted on an Air Force base and was arrested by SS.
>Watching Japanese onsen tour videosMan they look comfy
>>65515252
>>65515186What about this? Flat enough for ya?
>>65515410
Limansk is a really cool and pretty spot in Clear Sky. Shame that they made it an endgame/point of no return area. Also holy shit I should've brought more meds
>>65515416Have fun with the hospital, hope you brought bandages
>>65515416God I'd let her brainwash me
>>65515416Clear sky? MORE LIKE QUEER SKY!
>>65515422Yeah I reloaded a previous save.. I brought more ammo and guns than anything it seems. I'm gonna buy more meds and also get a more bullet resistant suit + upgrades cause Sunrise ain't cutting it
>>65515416I feel like the point of no return aspect of going DEEP into the zone is cool and really missing from CoP (along with a lot of other things)
>>65515606>sunrise suit>in fucking LimanskBrother, you should really have a Bulat or Exo at this point in the game
>>65513889The Jew fears the pickler
>>65515678What an insane image. Who drew this? For what reason?
>>65515651Money was hard to come by for me compared to SoC. Don't judge me. Also I like having a bunch of artifacts on :,)
>>65515617CoP in general was kinda forgettable desu
>>65515691Honestly impressed you got as far as you did with the old trusty sunrise suit
>>65515687>Who drew this? puupiks>For what reason?It lies beyond the boundaries that words can address, and man can only grasp those thoughts that language can express.
>>65514013>t. picrel
>her smile and optimism: gone
>>65515865Me but when I get taken out of the countray and go into a c*ty
>>65515132I remember one anon mentioning that a chestlet will try harder if she gives a titjob, she literally puts more heart into it.
>>65515906This. If I'm driving somewhere, and i'm not flanked by trees, it makes me sick. One good thing about rural alabama, its like a jungle.
>>65514059Cicadas are a sign of a healthy environment.Plus, they give the cat something to play with other than birds/lizards/snakes/that really frazzled looking possum.
I gooned to yuri hentai again.
>>65515687>for what reasonpickles are goodand cute dorky girls are cute
>>65516023>Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
>>65514059The countryside/wilderness around here tends to be pretty quiet, just birds and wind and running water most of the time, sometimes grasshoppers, hell I hear more coyotes in the city than outside of it (even the fucking coyotes aren't safe from the industrial revolution and it's consequences).The constant 90 decibel drone of those little nigger bugs would drive me nuts.
>you will never get smug footjob from m4 sopmod
with the amount of dumb but absurdly expensive shit people have made on the internet, I'm surprised no ones made a gun organ yet.
>>65516042https://youtu.be/rgD_dQMOuGk?si=IMYzbHiDy0P-Goa4
>>65516023WEAK>used to jack it everyday and sometimes multiple times a day>over the last few weeks i have taken 3 3 to 4 day breaks from jorking it>swear my arm and body hair is growing in thicker and darker alreadyIll be giga chad in no time>>65516042If you dont want to talk about our masturbation habits get off the mastubation disscussion website
>>65515678https://nitter.netbub.com/puupiks/status/2064407175741784111#m
>>65516042Lol I was on a discord that had this same message. Died out though. Fuck i talk to fucking nobody
>>65516130Honestly though I've fapped only 1-3 times a week my entire life. I don't have low t or anything, I guess I just dont have the libido
>>65513889>the western diet has forgotten fermented foodsThe western diet is the primary consumer of fermented foods you oriental retard
>>65516293They don't eat sauerkraut like we do in Germany.
>>65515902
Rally Vincent and sex for the sole purpose of procreation.
>be me>having a reeeeeeeal bad day for reasons>go to a dollar tree to get some snacks>stand in line for like 20 minutes because of issues or something with the only register that's open>get to cashier >finally ringing up the sprite and peanuts >hear the doors opening>glance over>fat motherfucker who's borderline Danny DeVito sized walks in>this motherfuckers shirt looked like it was cutting off circulation to his arms, like this motherfucker was a triple XL wearing a medium shirt>after they're done ringing my stuff up and I pay, I notice this fat four-eyes motherfucker is grabbing all the damn Pokemon cards at the front >grab my shit and walk closer to him>"You know, maybe you should invest into a bigger shirt instead of those Pokemon cards, buddy">I said it kinda smug but not in like a rude way>guy turns red>"YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM BRO?!?!">see him reach in his pocket>pulls out the shittiest little gas station pocket knife I've ever seen >didn't even flip it open, just holding it in his hand>remember that one part from Gunslinger Girl about knife range>pull out the derringer>cock it>point it where his heart should be>"Do you want to die over some honest advice?">his eyes go wide>"n-no">"Then scram">guy waddles out immediately >look at cashier and just say sorryJust to confirm this wasn't illegal right?
>>65516410
>>65516410It wasn't illegal but unfortunately you lost some aura points for saying sorry to the cashier. You could've alternatively gained some by tipping your hat, if you had one on, to the cashier or if the worker was a woman you could've said a simple "ma'am" while nodding your head down before walking out.
>>65516410And then everyone clapped
>>65516365I love brown women.>T. most Racist man alive.
https://twitter.com/dwangooooo/status/2099512041203716581?s=46
>>65515678https://katzsdelicatessen.com/pickles.html
>>65516658>$12 for a tiny ass jar of picklesThis is why you should just make them, cucumbers are basically free.
All in favor of carpet bombing Serbia again say I
>>65516658>>65516660Everything is expensive at Katz. A fucking sandwich costs $30. That's insane.
>>65516410>"Do you want to die over some honest advice?"This would be considered inculpatory because it suggests that you have brandished a weapon for something other than self defense. For an example of bravado derailing a DGU case, see Johnnie Dee Allen Miller.>that one part from Gunslinger Girl about knife rangeInvoke the Tueller Rule instead, referencing anime or manga might cost you credibility far as a jury is concerned. In any case, you might be charged with concealed carrying without a license in Cuckifornia.I AM A LAWYER AND THIS IS LEGAL ADVICE
>>65516649Very cute :3
>>65516663All in favor of spritzing Yukari in the face with vinegar say I
>>65516678>say IYou big silly
>>65516678AYE?!?I !?!?!?WHICH ONE ANON!
>>65516663Of course the Middle Eastern guy starts talking about bombs>>65516670>This would be considered inculpatory because it suggests that you have brandished a weapon for something other than self defenseThe guy already had a knife in his hand, and that was the thing that made me pull it out, cus he had a knife. The comment was merely me trying to feel cool in the moment. >referencing anime or manga might cost you credibility far as a jury is concerned.I just thought about that part, didn't plan on backing myself up with that in court if things went south>you might be charged with concealed carrying without a license in Cuckifornia.I'm like 90% sure BP is excluded, at least what I've read.>I AM A LAWYER AND THIS IS LEGAL ADVICEThank you Mr. Lawyer
>>65516678>>65516663it's seigh eye
>>65516680>>65516678>>65516663it's AI
