You suddenly wake up one morning to the sound of gun fire and turboprop engines!Looking outside, you see a seen right out of Red Dawn! Red Chinese paratroopers are invading and have designated your town as a landing zone! They are also going door to door and murdering everyone!The last gun your fired is ALL you have to defend yourself with>how fucked are you?>what is your plan of action? Heroic last stand or go innawoods?
>>65516464I'll have to wonder how planes full of paratroopers even made it here without being detected considering advancements in intelligence gathering.Also,>cheeki breeki with a nugget
gp100 357 7shot>how fucked am inot great, not terrible>plan of actionwait for the chinks to run out of supplies (instantly) and for the US to mop up any chinks who dont get shot by other civilians
>>65516464Going to test green tips against chink armor. Just how strong is their chitin?
>>65516464>22lr with subsonic ammoaw fuck, guess i'm gonna learn shot-placement the hard way
I sell out the resistance in exchange for a Gucci hotel and best Korean waifu
>>65516464M&P Sport II, so not the worst case scenario. But I am wondering why the Chinese designated a heavily forested area with no strategic objectives that is quite a distance to anything important (and those important things are separated by difficult terrain) as a landing zone for paratroopers or why they'd devote so much time and manpower to going door to door and murdering everyone in given the low population density and widely spread inhabitation.
12 gauge. I’m chilling in my house and waiting to take one of them with me.
>>65516464>chinese sks with chinese surplus steel core 7.62Kind of poetic.
>>65516464We have MILLIONS of Indians, brave high iq soldiers of Bharat. China would never stand a chance against America now that we have such elite human capital inside our economic zone. The invasion would be repelled within the first hour.
>>65516464Is it still true that Chinese grunts aren’t issued body armor? I so I think I’d be good with just a Glock.
>>65516464My L1A1, tallyho lads!
>>65516464>.44 ruger super black hawk>retreat to the secluded pine barrens and set up camp>can use countless rivers and streams and trails to travel quietly>eye small two lane local roads and secluded gas stations>pick off unwary patrols>torture and mutiliate any survivors>lash the upper bodies onto the lower bodies of dead buck>fabricate wings out of branches and leaves>stage my creations along major roadways >let superstitious chinks yammer about the Jersey Devil
>>65516517>very dishonor>gets shot
>>65516464>Christmas music blares on the surround sound>I wake up, the sounds of happiness outside >It's finally time. >Break "the drywall" and pull out my gat-o-matic, big fed edition™>Chink slayer ammo on the shelf>Bullets blaring off in the distance>Have to put everything together, excuse me it's been a minute>Look outside, parachutes everywhere. Chang crashing into Chong>Ping crashing into Pong>What are these assholes even doing?
>>65516495Kek same. Except it’s a 6 shot. Should be more than enough though to take out a few bugs and steal their guns.
