https://x.com/andrewkphotos/status/2102062476758048986
>>65529428annnnnd it's fucking gay now
>>65529428>all capeshit media referencesUltra cringe. No soul, all reference to product.
>>65529437The rules about offensive nose art sadly still apply.
woke is dead
Completely mogged by buster gonad
>>65529428>all of them are villiansAre we the baddies?
>>65529428I thought the cop on the first plane was speed racer at first. Has that really old anime look for some reason.
>>65529440Austin Powers is capeshit?
>>65529461We are based
>>65529428The Vader art is pretty good but the theme is overdone, the Austin Powers ones are amusing, the others don't look particularly good.
>>65529466Its all the same shit, movie references.
>>65529468
>>65529461I'm genuinely not sure if US adversaries have as many planes in service as those kill marks combined - even if they did, it's hard to imagine US air planning would concentrate them on 6 airframes since the airforce has literally never applied that kind of paradigm.
>>65529468Oh, lovely. They've sent me a mo-ron!
>>65529474>power armorAt least its martial>enclaveAgain, self-image as villians.
>>65529477They probably have talleys for lame shit like drones jammed or meetings attended.
>>65529480>self-image as villians.Who cares?
>>65529443Well I find this gay r*ddit tier nose art offensive. >your job is to kill and avoid being killed, got it?>also, be really careful to not offend anyoneWhat a fucking joke we are.
>>65529477If you're talking about the tally marks, those aren't for kills, they're probably just counting combat sorties.
>>65529488Telling.
>>65529428>No cute anime girlsThe west has fallen, again
>>65529428this sort of reminds me of those bootleg African cinema posters they'd make
>>65529509Redditing
>>65529480>imblying there are good guys in the fallout universe.
>>65529437could be worse, could be anime or some gay ass internet meme
>>65529524Sailor Moon nose art would be unfathomably based.
Wasn't nose art something entrusted to the skilled artists among the mechanics?
>>65529480How are the enclave villains again?All I remember is they they want to kill all mutants, which is a good thing
>>65529468>Time to die Thirdie
>>65529561>Wasn't nose art something entrusted to the skilled artists among the mechanics?Evidently not in this unit.
>>65529571Everyone in the Fallout universe outside of the vaults have been exposed to low level FEV, so it would wipe out civilization all over again and kill everyone who wasn't on the oil rig or locked within a vault (which is why the overseer in Fallout 1 doesn't let anyone leave)
>>65529428>paints a big shittily-done joker head instead of a Harley Quinn pinup with a big assWe used to be a country. You just KNOW there's some gay regulation that bars them from painting hot ladies on their jets.
None of this counts until I see Sydney Sweeney painted naked on a plane
>>65529468Are they painting this shit on with markers or something? Looks like complete shit.
>>65529588My first thought as well. Someone might be "offended"
>>65529468>sentimental corny shit like flagsGay. Tits belong on a fighter plane
>>65529515outsider painting always has that fun look
>>65529580>would wipe out civilization all over againEh, not like there was much left to begin with
>>65529591read>>65529588There's for sure some fat woman/gay officer somewhere that won't let them put tits on their aircraft the way god intended
>>65529607I'm not clicking your fucking twitter link faggot
Is there some rule saying you can't cover your entire plane in tally marks just to intimidate the enemy?
>>65529614Oh you're illiterate, got it.
>>65529509>portraying yourself as the cool looking fictional villains is ... le bad!
>>65529509I can actually smell the onions through this post
>>65529428
>>65529428Seeing this on an F-22 would be priceless
>>65529632I've never wanted a plane to get shot down as badly as this
>>65529440no different than all the young guys drawing disney and warner bros characters on their planes in WW2.All the real edgy shit is drawn on the inside of the nose panels anyways.
>>65529655Mickey Mouse is way cooler than Thanos ect
in 20 years we're going to have basedjaks on planes
>>65529646>gets snapped
>>65529666
>>65529632Honestly what are they using to paint this? It looks like fucking crayon
Someone should do an autistic Sonic the hedgehog go fast meme on their plane
does each pilot really have their own plane? i would have thought there'd be more pilots available than airframes, what do you do when some dude gets sick
>>65529437Anon zoomers don't read playboy or hustler anymore.
>>65529700No, duh.>what do you do when some dude gets sickEven this doesn't matter. You could all have your names on the planes and then get assigned them in random order. Bob is flying John's plane and John is flying Bob's.
>>65529723Finally, a real villain
>>65529580>mutants>civilization Pick one.
>>65529681Paint pens, probably. I doubt command wants to fuck around hauling anything bigger.
>>65529428>best HarleyMaybe those bus drivers ain't so bad after all.
>>65529474Frank Horrigan approves of this.>>65529480Silence, mutie.
>>65529720>Bob is flying John's plane and John is flying Bob'sEw.
>>65529553>bunch of scary slasher villains>and also Jack Skellington for some reasonYou can tell they really wanted to put a bunch of sedy hot chicks and cute girls on there but weren't allowed to
>>65529723Do these markings indicate this plane shot down 45 drones?
>>65529515There was a daycare in my old town that had some real bad Disney painted all over the front. Maybe you can call Lucasfilm attorneys kek.
>>65529774Lurk moar rajeeb
>>65529477Might be counting drones, there's been a lot of drone hunting in the middle east this year
>>65529468BASED>>65529575HOLY BASED KEK
>>65529428Mini Me and Dr Evil are the only decent ones because it's unexpected in this day and age of slop. Plus I assume they are wingmen.>>65529553All being of the same theme, I'm pretty sure the squadron commander dictated the theme and they had to pick characters amongst themselves.>Short straw gets to be the pedophile burned alive by angry parents.
>>65529480Villains are cool.
>>65529590>Metroid Based.
>>65529896A shared theme would make sense, since pilots aren't typically assigned to a single airframe.
>>65529480Your ride ends here, mutie.
Soon
>>65529972It's why all the A-10s have video game characters instead of brap hogs.
>>65529607>There's for sure some fat woman/gay officer somewhere that won't let them put tits on their aircraft the way god intended What about Astolfo or Felix Argyle in skimpy lingerie with a visible bulge? Would that be acceptable?
>>65530014It's specifically Smash Bros, not just video games in general.
>>65529501Calm down Col. Kurtz.
>>65529553the candyman eye looks rad
>>65529428Fake and gay.
>>65529447>woke is deadNo, it's not. It will never die. They'll never stop. Once they get another dem in office, they'll quadruple down and it will be worse than anything one can imagine.
>>65530030No. How dumb shit like this typically works is that guidance allowing nose art or what have you is passed down from above to the unit commander and that guidance will probably have or reference the HR limits on what is acceptable and what isn't, and even if scantily clad anime femboys are allowed the unit commander will foresee that as soon as the first sexy femboy is painted by one crew, other crews will come to him and whine about how those faggots over their got their sexy anime painting and why can't they paint sexy anime girls on their plane it's not fair wah wah waaaah and the commander doesn't want to deal with that shit so he'll just say nothing sexy at all just keep it boring and vanilla and gay (but not in the cheeky fun way) because the Air Force wants a PR release about nose art being back on the menu but doesn't want a media shitstorm around what airmen would actually draw given any modicum of artistic license.
>>65530069absolutely based
>>65530069>one carlel
>>65529428>>65529468>>65529474Kuwaiti Hornet fodder
>>65530049That's immediately what I thought of too. He was a great philosopher.>>65530046I only played the game cube one, I didn't know they added all those other characters.>>65530063>Two boats
>>65529594Maybe it's something easy to remove, some kind of chalk?
>>65529571>>65529729The problem isn't the notion that mutants should be wiped out, it's that the Enclave uses a deliberately retarded defintion for "mutant" that encompasses most unmutated humans. This deliberate retardation is just their flimsy justification for killing everyone so that they can be the only source of power and authority in the post-post-post apocalypse. Enclave aren't even debateably villains like the the BoS, NCR, FoA etc, they're more undebateably villainous and self-servingly evil than even the Master.
We need to bring back classy nose art!
>>65530128Don't forget that they even consider vault residents to be fair game. 'Mutants' are just a pretence to kill anyone outside the Enclave.
>>65529443How is looney tunes shit offensive?
>>65529477shaheds count as kills lol
>>65529553>>65529428Did they change call-sign conventions to be mostly movie references? its supposed to be derogatory so what the fuck did someone do to be called Guardian?
>>65530357Those are names for the planes, not callsigns.Do people seriously think modern pilots always fly their own personal jet or some shit?
>>65529701Just put furry and anime girls on there. The arabs can get blown up by the Pirate Princess and Waifu 4 Laifu.
>>65530376based
>>65530383>11th energy drinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAtaIZD0Ebs
What two planes did 'Mini Me' shoot down?
>>65529729The NCR is more of a functioning civilization than the Enclave has ever been.
>>65529428Pathetic.
>>65530389anon was able to make A recovery
>>65529721Ironic.https://youtu.be/2bEZQ00OOxY
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>>65529428those jets are missile chow. I doubt the f-35 has art on it.
>>65530357
laaaame
>>65530477No! Not allowed!
>>65529590ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER!
>>65530462
>>65529428I'll be the one drawing Tasha :)
>you will never watch a Smash Bros. A-10 vaporize thurdswhy go on
If you cant paint hot chix on your plane, why even fucking bother. Fuck this gay earth i hope we get nuked
>sephiroth>smash brosThe absolute state.
>>65530771the chick pics are on all the pilot's phones, the nose should be for cool characters
I would put Zergface on my plane.
>>65530014I want Halo themed planes
>>65530775>cool characters>bing bing wahoo, capeshit, and sóy wars shit
>>65530823Maybe if you flew the plane they'd let you have some input, anon.
>>65529428If there is a vtuber nose art please post here
>>65530856Oh you're one of THOSE people. Fuck off
>>65529680GEG
>>65530357>asian>axishehe
>>65530865Pretty close
>I'M BOOOOOOMBING
>>65530887you are literally mad that fighter pilots like something you don't
For me, it's Adolf Galland's bootleg Mickey Mouse.
>>65529468>>65529480>Be the villain that Chinese propaganda paints you asI like it.
>>65529468John Henry Eden is my president. I'd genocide the wasteland for him any day.
This terrible collection of nose art made me understand why the russian military has institutionalized gangrape... some idiots deserve nothing less.
>>65529437I'd put Amongus or Big Chungus on mine. Not because I think its funny but because it would piss people off which is funny
>>65529474Fucking based
>>65529428And the naked gals with nice legs?
>>65529694Sonichu on a nuclear armed bomber would go crazy.
>>65531265Would probably offend the base commander who is a strong independent women of color.
>literally 0 (zero) OC
>>65529468That's fucking cool.>>65529571They're incompetent.>>65529575Lmao>>65531001Villains are cool.
>>65529590>Too big for War
>>65530438I respect them for at least trying
>The choice is either consoomer garbage or hollow coomerismwe're absolutely done as a civilization
>>65530050OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAHCREAM OF THE CROPKING OF THE SQUARE CIRCLECUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIMEEXPECT THE UNEXPECTED IN THE KINGDOM OF MADNESS
This is really fucking gay, having nothing at all was better than this shit
>>65531370Doesn't your flight wing do nose art on your planes?
If I get a dishonorable discharge for having pic related as nose art, I will count it as an honorable discharge.
>>65531379Anime on an American aircraft? cultural win for the Japs
>>65531391Liking anime has been a thing for any American under the age of 40
>>65530772Blame smart phones, the media, and the modern hatred of sex
Call me when they put rainbow dash in a sexually suggestive pose on a fighter jet
>>65531391Also there's tons of japanese video games, so your point is moot
>>65531411As it should be
>>65531366When I was 5 this made perfect sense
Japan is now finally officially less gay than USAF.
>>65531394The West has fallen. But I think everyone knows that
US Mini Me and Israeli Dr Evil is the only one remotely appropriate.
>>65529428This better be aislop. Might as well put a poo emoji on.
>>65531446Literally impossible
>nooo you need to put coomershit to your plane instead of stuff you like!
>>65531503This but unironically
>>65530462Must be a big fan of Nick Fuentes
>>65531503Men who put "coomershit" won wars
>>65531591Lost them as well. Seems coomershit was not a deciding factor here.
>>65531593Those men had kids, those kids turned out to be boomers
>>65531206Pride flag. Then run a betting pool on which end of the spectrum sends more hatemail in a given amount of time
>>65530368Y-yes
>>65529680No fucking way
>>65530053>Martyr'd by the BRRRT>Inshallah allah welcome to ma ballah here's your 72 virgins enjoy the afterlife>The virgins all start laughing at me because I got killed by the fucking weeb warthogFuck this not worth it.
>>65529553The colors and the blood drops on the Chucky one are nice touches.
>>65529726>alert going off for a SAM lock-on>Do a barrel roll!
>>65530053>One Winged Warthog
>>65531391You're posting this on 4chan. A tad ironic. Just a bit.
>>65531446Ah My Goddess was boring
>it's back>and it's fake and gay and HR approvedNo news at all is better than this horseshit
>>65531815Oh. Well, they don't. You may have a plane painted as 'yours' for a photo shoot or ceremonial purposes but generally speaking a pilot will be paired to whichever airframe assigned to their squadron that is sufficiently operative for the mission and currently prepared. Planes are too complex, have too much downtime and are capable of being in too many granular states of operative and inoperative to be too precious about which is 'yours'.>>65531867>*teleports behind you*>Nothing personnel, BRRRRRRRT
>>65531366I sincerely hope the pilot keeps the impression up during all of his radio chatter during sortees.
>>65531366>>65531959>Get assigned to one with Ric Flair nose art>Every time you enter a dive a Stuka "Jericho Trumpet" like device emits a howling WOOOOOO!
>>65532023>Whatcha Gonna do when Hulkamania gun-runs wild on you, Brother?
>>65530357>Jinx, Crash, and Ditch>Women drivers
>>65529680>lel it looks like a basedjak darth maul>wonder if that's even a thing>look it up>it's actually a yt video?>(not gonna watch it)still absolutely hilarious>>65529632and this is just the icing on the cake
>>65531959If only planes had a loudspeaker so he could say that mid strafe
>sub gen 5 aircraft are now just graffitied bathroom stallsVery grim
>>65531411
That's just advertisement not nose art.
>>65529553I like the theme but "Michael Myers" is lame as fuck. Could have gone with Halloween, Boogeyman or Mikey and it would have been 10x better. Nightmare is super gay and guardian is a bit tryhard like he was afraid to get in on the joke. Jigsaw is beyond lame considering the lack of Voorhees or even Ghostface to keep up the slasher theme.
Even if they allowed risqué suggestive cheesecake images, the art would still be lame and gay, because zoomers are the most soulless and giga-pozzed generation to ever exist
>>65531440Your post is a grain of sand in the Sahara desert's sea of madness that is MACHO MANIA
>>65533498Nah, we would get furry girls and anime bitches naked or almost naked if the regulations allowed it
>>65530069
If I was in the navy, I would have semi-broken the rules and merely put 'the big faggot who freekills people'. I would have been satisfied with just words
>>65534134I should call her.
>>65532547Why won’t the US military invest in that sort of shock and awe tactic? Imagine some pilot shit talking your base while killing your dudes
>>65529428Why doe America make everything so fucking gay? Either do it of women with big tits or something edgy, not some cartoon shit.
>>65534318>Now do you think the USAF's legacy will be hurt?>Yeah.>You do, huh? I mean, there's a comedian, Patton Oswalt, he told me, "I think the most shocking part of the bombing campaign was the loud speakers." And I disagreed.>You disagreed with that?>Yeah, I thought it was the explosions.
>>65530060GWOT did this to us.
>>65530357>JINXCrashes planes and is bad luck for everyone around her>ROGUEHas red hair and will not let you touch her pussy>SOUTHIs extremely racist and the blacks are mad>DITCHIs a terrible pilot, and likes anal.>CRASHThinks she is a good pilot and isn't>ROCKYDV Charge>AXISlol obvious>SWAPLikes MFM encounters>VAPORHer pussy has a distinct aroma>MATRIXHas the same personality as Agent Smith but doesn't know it>SIRENExtremely loud during sex, also looks like a hot mermaid in a bikini>NUKEas described
>>65529443Retire. Buy your own plane. Paint whatever yo want on it.
>>65534433
>>65529553Is that fucking Sans from Undertale?
>>65529524I despise anime and modern "meme" culture but either of those would be preferable to this dogshit
>>65534724
Art on military vehicles are only cool in conflicts involving conscripts/low morale and high attrition rates as that's the combination that enables soldiers to draw whatever they want and just threaten to shoot anybody that tries to tell them no.
>>65534434Nice.
>>65536094This one is cool
>>65535120>comparing vehicle names to personalised nameshm.
>>65536097it's a meme you dip
>>65529428Too bad its mostly ugly. Hire some artists.
>>65530069kek
>>65534582why do people mae posts that literally just say >im retarded Like just, dont post
>>65536226>no capitalization>spelling errors>no punctuation>calls somebody else a retardDon't post, anon.
>>65535105Rawr XD
>>65531925The castration bomb drop was hilarious, unless you were a fan of the series I guess
>>65533754the cream rises to the top
>nose art>it is all politically correct/corpo-filteredi guess all those weekly gender sensitivity training worked. last time i see some porn or edgy nose art was in gulf war
Are they using chalk paint? Why does it look so bad?
>>65538182Would you want art that looked that bad/cringe to be permanent?
>>65538221I would like it to be properly painted, ideally.
>>65534408>Patton OswaltHe hasn't been funny in almost 20 years
>>65534318>Imagine some pilot shit talking your base while killing your dudes>You fucking faggots call that resistance? You're not even shooting back! BOOM you see that fucker drop???Because America is fake, gay, and no longer capable of doing anything remotely based or cool
>>65538738Whiny faggot
>>65538738
>>65539723Lmao it's not pre-9/11 anymore.
>>65538793If Maduro gets released, he needs to play Saddam in a Hot Shots sequel.
>>65531405>the infamous "IWTCIRD" pose on nose artMan, that takes me back
>>65531379>tfw author died so the manga is done where it's atwould have probably hurt more if I had consistent access to TLs
>>65534134I would have put (REDACTED BY SUSAN IN HR) on my bird's nose.
This shit is mondo gay until I see someone with a pinup of a blonde with big tits and an American flag bikini on their aircraft. Anything else is pure cuckoldry.
>>65539761>more thirdie copeembarrassing
>>65540280Please, I can only get so erect.
>>65540312>most sub 50-IQ thirdie response possiblegrim
>>65540276It's just a plane, anon. Leave your fetish out of this.
>>65540553>eww get your fetish for attractive women with big tits out of here!cry more troon
>>65540557Your other fetish. The last word in your post.
>>65540591Oh okay you're illiterate, got it.
>>65529428>no half naked ladies
>>65529590>that others nay liveLol.
>>65541432>>65529588
>>65531305B L E A KLEAK
>>65529509Sorry! It’s just that I think America is great and should exist. We are going to kill you.
>>65531265>>65531295Would probably be called a coomer.
>>65529428nice ones
>>65545368midnight black
>>65545371Ki-yaaaaaaaaa
>>65529522BoS>But they just want to have tech and not bother with the wasteland's bullshitSo do most people on this site. And that's a good thing.
>>65529655You don't understand nigger, old good new bad.
>>65545653Ah, Kimetsu no Yaiba fan.
>>65545893They want to steal it from everyone else, by force if needed, and their founders abandoned their oaths to defend the US Constitution. There are no good guys.
>>65533426why are they always so much uglier in person?
>>65547187>knees too pointy, 2/10 would not bangmore seriously, anime/manga style is highly abstracted with as much unnecessary detail as possible stripped out, leaving little room for the subtle imperfections on real people
