LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD>Resources:>Before you ask a question, check the FAQpastebin.com/Rx0nDuga>Free ASVAB Practice Testswww.asvabpracticetests.com/>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)pastebin.com/yg972vRE (embed) (Short version)pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (embed) (40 page version)>Special Forces Fitness GuideSWCS SFAS guidehttps://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS SF Prep Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg==Stew Smith Fitnesshttps://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT: Every other day.,of 40 to 50 reps)>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.phpFor all Army SF info.>www.airwarriors.com/community/Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?https://pastebin.com/anMENMTD>Info on sf86www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothingpastebin.com/yGzadpNZ>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classesCLEP/DSST information:https://www.dantes.mil/clep/>What is MHS GENESIS?https://www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/Technology/MHS-GENESIScalmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?No, stop asking.
>>65533462Deleted posts still bump the thread
>>65533532Is that a fact or an opinion? You are citing an example of a guy that served during the invasion of Iraq in 2003. Should this make me hate my military and country?
>>65533564You don't have to worry about this because you are permanently barred from re-enlisting after you got a bad conduct discharge in 2015.
Hey, where's that guy that gets annoyed when anyone mentions Robert? I wonder why he's not here while the thread is being actively derailed by Robert.
>>65533603>retard joins Army because he wants to kill (maybe even rape) kids>tells his drill sergeant his intentions>gets kicked out>11 years later, is still complaining on /meg/A truly special case
Reminder that this troll is just upset because he wants the OP picture to be something he chooses. That's all he wants in life - to make the OP with an anti-military picture, over and over and over again. Nothing else matters to him, and he's been deprived of the opportunity for the entire year.
>>65533611Oh so I'm not a non-serve anymore? You accused me of that just a few days ago. You need to figure out who is oppressing your free speech, Robert. Is it a service member? A recruiter? A janny? A mod? A glowie? A non-serve? WHO?
>>65533631Why are you making up a false reality where military bases are open air child rape pits? Projecting sick fantasies? Would you like to tell your "audience" all about your fascination with Oskar Dirlewanger, known child rapist and genocidal antisemite?
Its okay Robert, we know you're doing this because I reminded you that you stopped engaging in your old routine to point out how buckbroken you are. An element of psyops is compelling the victim to lash out and attempt to regain control from their handler, but in a controlled environment. We are assured you are of no threat to the public and you will never harm a national guardsperson, so we are safe to dial up the rage and overload your mind with vitriol. You can't hurt us but we can keep hurting you.
>>65533637>rapedThey don't. Rapes are pretty uncommon by SA isn't
>>65533637Do you believe civilian equivalents? The proportion of civilian women who claim to have been raped is far higher, but we know you don't care about that because you'd call them liars.
>>65533637>Jennifer GREENBERGA guy that wants to see Israel burn is using Jewish (((statistics))) LMFAO
Robert's inability to defend his second-hand opinions will always be amusing. Its like debating a preacher who spends his Sundays at the KD-KATS Lucky7 Lounge instead of church.
anyone else just fail everything in their career>failed RASP>failed SFAS>failed Ranger School (twice)>failed Sniper School>failed EIB (twice)my evals are good but holy shit I feel like a fucking loser next to people with anything on their uniforms
>>65533680See >>65533607Robert believed the US military to be evil and joined so he could also be evil, then got kicked out because they aren't evil, and now he declared they are extra evil because they didn't let him rape and murder kids.Anyone want to share his DD214? Its a fuckin hoot
And next up, Robert will come back and complain about censorship and conveniently ignore the fact that politics is OFF TOPIC
A few days ago, i was discharged from Army BCT for being a giant sperg and being unable to function normally. I understand that I probably won't be able to go back, so what's the best alternative? Any federal positions that are relatively easy to get or am i SOL?
>>65533728Border patrol
What's the overall difference between common paratrooper units and rangers? Do Rangers do static line jump?
>>65533691How did you do in the Ranger selection and SFAS selection? Why did you failed?
>>65533790>RASPI was an immature teenager who honestly needed a firm boot in the ass. Got dropped for having low motivation and being a general dipshit.>SFASOverestimated my rucking ability on certain terrain during my trainup. Was the slowest in my class. See my posts last thread.
>>65533691Its impressive the Army has given you so many chances. Really hoping you win the next attempt
>>65533810big army taketh, big army giveth.
>>65534282Have you ever been present when Robert is having a meltdown? Maybe my reaction to him is completely appropriate.
>>65534390No. You're just annoying and make the threads horrible. Your bitching, moaning and censoring is not justified unless he's spamming like CP or gore. Which i doubt.
>>65534448So spamming the thread talking about child rape and pedophiles is all well and good?
>>65534473Wouldn't know since you always scrub stuff but decide to leave your bitching about Robert spam up. All i see is you, and you're annoying.
>>65534478All you see is a winner dominating a failed troll. Even now, look at how you're being dominated with hatred towards me.
>>65534473>>65534478I'd also add, I've seen you delete comments that actually talk about the military and being in. Seems you just want a Shit-on-Robert general, because that's all these threads ever are 95% of the time.
>>65534494You've seen me delete comments? Do you think I am a moderator or something?
>>65534504I don't really care. But i guarantee all your bitching and spamming will remain up and my comments will get deleted. You can make of that what you will.
>>65534509So how am I deleting comments? Let's codify this conspiracy theory of yours
Hows the chow now? >go to an army based twice in my career>cooks are all black>food is delicious>go to coast guard base for training>cooks are fantastic i never saw them>food is great>go to a naval base in va>cooks are all phillpinos ,everyones in khakis>food is fantastic (the spaghetti has sweet sausage from asia wtf? funny flips)>stationed at USMC base>food is dogshit>across the base air winnger food is fantastic>wtf fuck sodexho>go to air base>food is delicious the dining area is fucking no shit futuristic yet stylish >ask a airman where do i put my food tray>he looks at me in disgust and says "the help does that" crazy.
>>65534513Hey, once all your annoying spam comments remain up while all the other ones get deleted, I'll have my confirmation.
>>65534523Confirmation of...? Let's assume I'm a mod (I'm not), why am I even talking to you instead of just deleting your posts?
>>65534526Again, I don't care if you are or not, but the fact your off-topic bitching about Robert never gets deleted says enough about the situation.
>>65534546What does it say? Please, don't be shy, share your thoughts, Robert
>>65534526Oh, and i was in a thread a few months back where you were actively deleting comments in real time. Literally deleted every new comment that wasn't made by you. That shit was actually hilarious.
>>65534549>claims he doesn't care>has spent months incorrectly documenting all happenings in these threadsObsessed much?
>>65534552I'm not here evereyday, werido. You are 100% obsessed though. Why don't you provide an explanation why your off-topic bitching is never scrubbed? >>65534519. You must have a really low bar for food...or you only eat at this places 1 time each.
>>65534558Here's the short explanation: the mods have seen your behavior and find you so intolerable that they hate you and allow me to participate in psychologically torturing you. I am not a mod, I do not delete your posts, so your attempts and reverse psychology are fruitless because I am not the sole person behind your pain. If this thread upsets you so much, you can just not post here. You said yourself you prefer Reddit. Why then do you spend "months" (we know its been years) coming back for the one and only purpose of defending a person (who is actually yourself) who you conveniently claim to have never seen in this thread despite his daily presence? YOU LOST ROBERT
>>65534552>>65534558And just to add, if your bitching about Robert spam was scrubbed along with "Robert's" comments, the threads would be marginally better, but anytime you come to these threads, it's just all your comments responding to deleted ones and moaning about how much you wanna fuck Robert. It gets pretty old.
>>65534560Yeah, you're not making a good case, but it's fine. All comments except your off--topic bitching will remain, like usual...and no, I've never said Reddit is better, unless you're talking about military and recruitment specifically, because yeah, this general is horrible for that purpose.
>>65534566Notice how your back and forth with me is polluting the thread more than Robert's (your) morning tantrum did? STOP RESPONDING TO ME AND I WILL STOP RESPONDING TO YOU! ITS THAT SIMPLE! YOU CANNOT STOP RESPONDING TO ME BECAUSE YOUR SOLE OBJECTIVE IS TO SLIDE THIS THREAD WITHOUT POSTING ANYTHING POLITICAL BECAUSE YOU RAN OUT OF MATERIAL BUT REFUSE TO LET GO OF YOUR IRRATIONAL HATRED TOWARDS THE US MILITARY! IT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU GOT KICKED OUT! IT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU FAILED IN LIFE! IT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU ARE AN UNEMPLOYABLE WELFARE BITCH WHO IS STUCK IN A SHITTY LITTLE MIDWEST TOWN! YOUR LIFE IS COMPOSED OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR FAILURES ROBERT! YOU LOST ROBERT!
>>65534572I'll notice that your bitching and spam will remain up and my comments will get deleted. Like anyone you call Robert always does. Like I said, if your shit got scrubbed along with "Robert's" these threads might be a tad more bearable...or better yet, if you got a life and didn't constantly shit them up with your moaning about wanting to fuck Robert, we could actually have sincere genuine discussions about the military, but you'll never allow that, for whatever sad reason.
>>65534585Let me guess, your definition of "sincere discussion" involves pedophiles and jews and child rape?
>>65534558i have better food taste than you robert.
>>65534592The fact you believe anyone that says something you don't like all derives from the same miserable person is some serious Fregoli delusion. No, i have no interest talking about any of those topics nor take any interest talking about this guy you clearly want to fuck...but you seem really intent on making this back n forth about Robert. Anyway, I've tried to help you. You'll scrub all my comments like usual. Your Robert spam will remain, like usual. These threads won't get any better, because you make them horrible.
>>65534598Say something positive about the US military.
>>65534600It got me a comfy civilian job, and I got to go places I never had a desire to go to in the first place. MS grew on me. Doesn't change the fact i had to deal with A LOT of bullshit.
>>65534604>is incapable of making a positive commentRobert tries to pretend to be other people but God forbid he tries to fake an opinion.
>>65534604Also made a lot of good connections for refusing the covid jabs. Joined some good signal groups with members across all the branches. Officers and enlisted alike.
>>65534607>Joined some good signal groupscan you elaborate?
>>65534605See? This is your problem. If someone isn't sucking off the military, you claim they're Robert. I have insight on getting a TS. I have experience drafting memorandums and dealing with commanders 1 on 1, but this upsets you because my service wasn't all sunshine and rainbows. I got a comfy job out of it. I make way more money than I should for what I do. I'm not going to sugar coat my experience in the military though. Why does that bother you so much?
>>65534614>refuse covid jabs >talk to fellow airman who also refuse covid jabs>invites me to a signal group>eventually get invited to other signal groups from within that group
>>65534615Its undeniably obvious that you never served and you are now trying to seed Robert talking points because you aren't getting immediately jannied and feel comfortable continuing your evening tirade.You've been caught committing stolen valor so many times that now you don't even try to pretend you had a specific MOS. You keep things vague because you know you can't fake the nuances that always get you caught. It doesn't matter anyways because nobody believes you, but you continue to insist on wearing a disguise because you are disgusted by yourself so much.
>>65534625what's the benefit of signal?
I'm the guy who got sent to DLI, I've popped into this thread a few times.For the love of God, whatever you do, don't sign a linguist contract. Especially 1a8 air force. This shit is fucking obnoxious, i would much rather be scanning cacs right now than dealing with this.
>>65534630In regards to what? It's primarily what the Air Force(and i assume the military in general) uses. Encrypted messages. Security. All that stuff. It basically replaced whatsapp.
>>65534630Robert is trying to suggest the government is spying on him so he made up an excuse to namedrop a communications app that isn't Telegram, which we know he uses to follow pro-Russian accounts because he is also a slaviboo
>>65534631>I'm the guy who got sent to DLIRIP bozo. Idk when you originally posted, but someone was asking about DLI recently and I told them it wasn't worth it. Hopefully it wasn't you. What's your language?
>>65534634I mean... isn't Discord just as good for shit talking and meme posting?
>Robert is now pretending to have joined the Air Force>Robert claimed in a previous thread that he joined the air force in 2016>Robert is claiming he was let go because he didn't get the jab>Robert forgot the timeline of when the vaccine was released and when refusals were let go
>>65534644It is! Here is the /meg/ discord BTWhttps://discord.gg/QJYdeBmEr
>>65534629Robert isn't going to fuck you man, you can stop moaning about him. >MOS.I was clearly Chair Force, but maybe you're too stupid to parse that together. >You keep things vagueNo shit, why would i want to DOX myself? Why are you so upset I benefitted from the military but still didn't care for my service? You're such a miserable person lol
>>65534650thanks, but you're not who i'm talking to
>>65534644The military primarily uses signal. I assume it's just easier to invite people on an app most of us already have for service.
>>65534657Oh right, sorry, you're talking to yourself because you're scared of the boogeyman who for some reason isn't deleting your posts even when you said I would hahahahaha>>65534654Timestamped photo of your old uniform would not doxx you. You refuse to post this because you can't afford to buy an air force uniform to further the LARP. Has there been any branch you have not pretended to be a member or veteran of? Why does nobody believe you?
>>65534641This is my first time posting here in a while, I was asking a few questions about the the 1a8 afsc while I was in dep about half a year ago. I made a horrible mistake, and I want to make sure other like-minded men don't make the same one as I did.>What's your language?Chinese Mandarin.
>>65534648>having actual on-topic discussion >but my robert!!!Like i said, you're the worst thing in these theads, and already know your shit comments will remain after all others get scrubbed.
>>65534669>Chinese MandarinFucking RIPAre you still at Monterey or have you already graduated? It's pretty easy to just fail out and reclass.
>>65534670Pretending to be a veteran so you can brag about how you avoided the jab and formed some underground group of dissenters is not "on-topic", its just pathetic.Post proof or you will be continuously badgered for being the liar you are, Robert.
>>65534665>he thinks I readily have shit i donated to the airman's attic to take pics of>he thinks I'd want any remembrance of my service You aren't very smart, are you?
>>65534665>Oh right, sorry, you're talking to yourself because you're scared of the boogeyman who for some reason isn't deleting your posts even when you said I would hahahahahafuck off, retard
>>65534662i want in on these groups
>>65534680So you have zero proof of service? And we should just accept you as a liar when you've said nothing that proves you served? Okay Robert. You could have shut me up real quick, but you won't.Oh actually, better idea! Robert doesn't own guns, so you can post a weapon!
>>65534679God damn you are a miserable person. What have I said, specifically, that upsets you? You do realize the covid jab requirements got rescinded like 2 years ago? Right? There's also tons of signal groups, and i didn't say all of mine were specifically for refusing the jabs. I don't even understand what you're upset about at this point lolThis is fucking 4chan. This website was overwhelming against the jabs to begin with. Why are you here?
>>65534687Talk to people in real life anon. I'm sure as hell ain't posting any of my groups to this website...or this general in particular.
>>65534693>>65534692
If you want to escape the bullshit of this thread, join the /meg/ discord server. We're always happy to help those currently in, looking to join, or vets who have left.If you are looking to join, you need to be willing to listen and also be willing to tell us a brief background about yourself. Including the following.Are you fat? Do you have medical issues? Do you have a criminal history?None of the faggots derailing this thread are on the server. In fact the only rule of the server is "don't be a faggot."https://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYV
>>65534692You've been bitching and moaning while the conversation has been on-topic. Seriously. Why are you here? What's your issue with anything that's been said?
>>65534712Post gun or confess to being a no-guns
>>65534711>None of the faggots derailing this thread are on the serverYou're the only one derailing the thread with your pathetic mate calls to Robert. Nobody is going to join your server.
>>65534722>he thinks only one person posts here besides him
>>65534719Please, put yourself in my position, why would i care to prove anything to a schizo like you? You're annoying. You've been shitting up the thread about your boyfriend nonstop. I don't like you. I have nothing to prove to you. Now, why should the rest of us care about anything YOU have to say?
>>65534722I only come here to post a link to the discord, i don't know or care about whatever bullshit happens on this thread.Join or don't, i don't care.
>>65534725Yes. It's very obvious only 1 idiot is asking to fuck Robert every thread. None of us care about your obsession. Anyway, the conversation is back to your boyfriend. Seems you really just don't want people talking about the military.
>>65534731Because posting a gun would make me shut up, since Robert can't post guns. I'm giving you a very easy way to make me stop harassing you and you refuse, just like you refused to state that you would get on Robert's case the same way you do for me. Look, I know you feel energized because you have managed to cover the lost ground when your posts were deleted this morning, but you don't actually think you're winning, do you?
>>65534733Ok. You're silly if you think users on 4chan are going to trust discord links. But goodluck.
>>65534743>>65534731
>>65534752Well, considering everyone on the server arrived via 4chan, I'd say our odds for new members is pretty good.Try harder bud.
>>65534752>don't join the on-topic discord>t. A fucking lying stolen valor noguns fat faggot named Robert
>>65534758If you say so>>65534759Where did i say not to join?
>>65534743And please, I already know you'll scrub all my comments. As soon as you do, it'll validate everything I've said.
>>65534766Disingeuous and dishonest, yet expects everyone to take him seriouslyYOU LOST ROBERThttps://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYV
>>65534773But what did you say? You won't even accuse me of being a mod. Your conspiracy theory is falling apart, and when your comments are all wiped up, you'll just keep saying the same thing. You will never move to the next stage because you know its not true. Remember when you claimed that 4chan was giving moderator roles to military recruiters, but then they all got fired?
>>65534774I've been upfront and honest about everything I've posted here, and it upsets you because....? Again, why should anyone care what YOU have to say, and why would anyone want to join a server YOU are posting? Your schizophrenic obsession over Robert is enough to deter any normal person. I've tried helping you, but you refuse to listen.
>>65534785Post guns or admit to having no guns.
>>65534781It's okay man. Nobody cares, you can scrub them whenever. We both know these threads are complete ghost towns, you don't need to save face.
>>65534787>>65534731You have yet to provide 1 reason why anyone should care what you have to say.
>>65534790Explain what it means if your comments aren't deleted. Please, you have the floor. You have a 2000 character limit, but we both know you only care about the 300 post limit until autosage.
>>65534793If you didn't care, you wouldn't have spent THREE HOURS talking to me. Face it, you got baited, yet you think you're sliding this thread so you think you're winning.
>>65534797>Explain what it means if your comments aren't deletedThat you've been called out and deleting them now just proves everything I've said to be true. Don't worry, i know they'll all be gone by morning and your off-topic nonsense will still be here.
>>65534804Oh no, I was called out! And tell me what happens next?
>>65534801I really don't care. My boredom on a work night and you providing a form of amusement is all this is. >sliding the threadWhy would anyone care when this general has existed for over a decade. You'll just make another thread. It's all you have.
>>65534806Idk you tell us? Maybe you'll actually take some of my advice to make your sad threads better?
>>65534810>just make another threadYou see the problem here? You can't actually slide a general that keeps getting remade. Mods already said its on-topic, so you can't get /meg/ banned. You think this is a battle but you're attending my victory parade every day you come here. I mean it when I sayYOU LOST ROBERT
>>65534814>You can't actually slide a general that keeps getting remade.That's what I said, schizo. You're really losing it.
>>65534676Unfortunately I'm still here, and I'm not far off from just giving up tbdesu.
>>65534822And yet here you are, trying to slide a general. Hilarious! You claim to be bored after a "work day" yet we know you just spent the afternoon doordashing after you got banned this morning. Now you're going to stay up until 3 in the morning bitching because you're upset that I exist.Do you really think that if I just went away, you'd be able to play stolen valor here without any worries of being identified for who you are? Do I really disrupt your little joy for lying THAT much?
>>65534825Talk to your MTLs and express your interest to reclass. It's better to get ahead of it instead of waiting to fail out and being forced to do it. You'll have more opportunities the earlier you tell them, but honestly wait until after Oct 1st so you have more options with the new quarter. If you go now, they'll try to get you in whatever the air force needs.
>>65534828Robert isn't going to fuck you because you keep calling out to him. You're gonna look extra schizo once you scrub my comments.
>>65534838Look extra schizo to who? You said these threads are dead, that its just you and me posting here. Are you saying you were wrong?
>>65534852>Look extra schizo to who?That's actually a fair question. I guess nobody really comes here. Either way, you'll still prove me right come morning.
>>65534856>look guys, the mods deleted my rambling!>that means I win!>but what did I win? Uh....
>>65534860Okay. Let me know when "they" delete your off topic spam as well. That's the best advice i can give you.
>>65534864How much longer will keep coming here to "audit" thread quality in a thread where you1. Do not give your own backstory2. Do not communicate to others3. Do not agree with any advice given4. Do not care about anything said5. Do not respect the rules
>>65533454>LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORYCan you become a naval aviator if you have color blindness?
>>65534876Non-waiverable, sorry
>>65534868>1. Do not give your own backstorySuch as? I've given more advice to the DLI anon than you have. All you do is whine about Robert.>2. Do not communicate to othersI've constantly answered any questions I'm capable of. All you do is whine about Robert. >3. Do not agree with any advice givenWhat advice has been given?>4. Do not care about anything saidI don't care about your obsession over Robert. No.>5. Do not respect the rulesI've stayed on-topic to anyone actually participating in the thread. Otherwise, it's just responding to (You) and your Robert obsession. But we'll see all my comments scrubbed and all your off-topic Robert obsession remain. Like always.
>>65534884Kind of weird to get so defensive when talking to somebody who you apparently don't give a shit about. Why do I have so much power over you that you are now entering your fourth hour of continuously responding to me after I told you that I will not post if you don't post? Hmm actions speak louder than words.By the way, when did you say your posts would get deleted? Tomorrow? Two weeks? The same time that draft in Iran you promised will finally happen? When we all keel over from "the clot shot"? Or when Obama finally comes and takes our guns?
>>65534876>color blindness?Condolences
>>65534896I honestly feel nothing but pity for you man. You are so far gone and can't even see it. Anyway, thanks for letting my comments stay up. Maybe you'll actually take my advice to make your shitty threads better
Making sure this link stays visible despite Robert's efforts to conceal ithttps://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYV
>>65534904You are the reason this thread devolved into a shitfling by the way. I respond to you. Stop responding and I stop posting. Even a toddler can understand, but not a schizo liar NEET with a Bad Conduct Discharge
>>65534906https://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYVI'll include this in all my replies to you as well, because i really don't care if idiots join a server posted from this website.
>>65534911>bumps the thread>advertises the discordA dog barks on command
>>65534908https://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYVNope. Your Robert obsession is what ruins every thread. You accuse me of somrone I'm not. You double down and keep your object of obsession relevant because you want to fuck him. Then you scrub all comments but your's. You think it shows people Robert is something that plagues these threads, but it just shows how obsessed you are with him and why nobody should trust this general.
>>65534917https://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYVYou really are lost. I feel sorry for you. It's starting to get late though and some of us have work, please do continue to amuse me before you decide to scrub everything
Keep going, I love seeing the mental breakdown as you realize you can't slide the discord link. Did you feel disappointed when your thread on /pol/ received nothing but incoherent brownoid babble and bot replies? We know you come here to talk to human beings, even if you want us all dead.
>>65534923https://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYVRobert isn't going to fuck you, or maybe he will? Either way, nobody cares about him more than you do. Can you find new material?
>>65534925You think you can get the thread to 300 before Friday? Maybe you'll get to pick the OP picture! Will it be Kegsbreath! Or will it be a pedophile? You sure love talking about them so much
https://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYVI am curious why you keep making these threads? These existed before I joined, and the OP hasn't changed at all, for the most part. It is presumptuous for me to assume you served, but I do think you're very out-of-touch and have no idea what the current military is like.
>>65534929https://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYVThis general could die today and i wouldn't care. I really don't understand your Robert obsession. Why do you think I'm here? Bonus: why are you here?
>>65534937Care to enlighten us, Robert? Tell us more about how you would dress up the OP?
>>65534944>why do you think I am hereBecause you were psyopped into perpetually inhabiting this thread years ago when you revealed yourself to be a gullible lolcow. Cognitive warfare isn't a meme. Without you, these threads would have petered out, but you kept them going when USAREV stopped funding them during Biden's term.
>>65534947https://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYV>Tell us more about how you would dress up the OP?I wouldn't. You may refuse to recognize it, but this board is a horrible place to recruit anyone. If you really need me to explain why, then you're more out-of-touch than I thought. >>65534951>schizobabbleWell, you can at least answer why you're here since you have no explanation for me.
>>65534961I am your handler, designated to continue to test cognitive warfare theories on you. You liked to claim you avoided becoming a test dummy for the military by avoiding the covid vaccine, but we always get our return on investment. You've been serving your country without even knowing it, like a sort of reverse manchurian candidate.
>>65534966https://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYV>more schizobabbleYou don't even know who I am, and the fact you're trying to be pro-clotshot on fucking 4chan is Hilarious. Do you know where you are? I know /k/ is a meme board to this site, but come on.
>>65534975Tricking the conspiracy theory tard into refusing to believe the one true conspiracy was one of the objectives. We already crossed that off the list a while ago.
>>65534980I legitimately have no idea what you're on about by this point. Just surprised you haven't scrubbed my comments yet. Let's try to steer this to a somewhat on topic discussion. Why do you make these threads?
>>65534992Oopsies. Forgot the linkhttps://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYVSo silly of me.
>>65534992Ask one question: how do you enslave a troll? Simple - give him a mission he cannot complete and motivate him to never give up by chiding his ego and stringing him along with vengeance-seeking dopamine hits.
>>65535003So you make these threads solely for your boyfriend? Pretty romantic, ngl.
I'm currently thinking of joining the military, but I'm not entirely sure what I wanna do yet. What jobs in the military should I avoid?Also, I'm a fattie and need to lose weight to join. Should I lose all of it before I reach out to recruiters? Or would it be better to lose half of what I need and then reach out?
>>655350086 years, Robert. You have paid me with 6 years of your life, and you will pay me with 6 more. I will steal your life force until you turn 40. You will give the military your youth, even if you could not give it your effort.
>>65535012Why are you here?
>>65535018Just to suffer
>>65535015https://discord.gg/WaRWqQWYVHey, maybe you'll take my advice and scrub your Robert spam along with my comments this time. I'll henceforth ignore (You) if you call me your boyfriend. Now that I know he's your sole reason for continuing this outdated general, I don't want to get in the way. I will give any wandering anons my experiences and truthful responses if I'm here though.
>>65535035Robert
>>65535024Good place to do it
>>65535035So you're doing what I told you to, but pretending it was your idea? Delicious! Suggest, then success.You'll forget the rule tomorrow, of course, when your insatiable desire for replies outweighs the illusion of boundaries you are attempting to build. I own you and you know it
