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>>65543758alright I'm sold
I actually own a umarex SAA pellet gun thats pretty fun. It even has an ejector rod that works although theres kinda no point since the casings can just fall out if you hold the gun a certain way with the gate open. Like why pick them back up from the ground when I can just have them fall into my hand instead. Still really cool and satisfying. Also apparently there's some Schofield ones that look pretty dope
>the perfect airgun does not exist
I'd wager that one anon is pretty much the only anon in these threads who actually owns an air gun
thanks to some anon that posted anime girls in traditional clothing with guns in the previous thread, appreciate it
>>65543801No, I have a whole bunch of them too.Most of them are old spring-powered pellet rifles. But some of those are actually pretty damn cool, being rare or collectable in their own right.
>>65543758Soppa simulator. I can't it would just make me long for the real thing more. God I wish the block ii was real.>just got mine an elcan
Heavyweight wool pants, my kingdom for a pair of heavy weight wool pants, free me from the tyranny of cotton and polyester winters!
>>65543738If we're talking airguns, is the Mordax worth it?
>>65543801I own two: one Weihrauch .22 spring rifle, and one Umarex .177 CO2 pistol
>>65543801High quality air guns are unironically amazing training tools for aspiring shooters.All the same fundamental marksmanship practices apply, but it's dirt cheap to practice with and it's piss easy to make a your own airgun range at home, so you can just casually practice shooting home whenever you feel like it.
>>65543801I can attest that they won't be the only one to have competed with one
>>65543801I had one but I sold it years ago for more gun space. Sometimes I wish I still had it so I could plink in the backyard.
>>65544016If you'd wear a condom her you should get tested for the gay.
>>65544016It really annoys me that shes not visably pregnant in the gameplay
>>65543738Oh wow! Airguns! >>65543792I have mix feeling about umarex. Like, I don't know how to put it but like, I want an airgun, not a real looking firearm that shoots pellets.
>>65544016As if pitbulls weren't bad enough to have roaming around the neighborhood
>>65544121Why the fuck would you post that anon
>>65544121Reading this made me want to do something violent
>come across some animated mother son breastfeeding incest hentai that would have been pretty top tier if not for the fact it was necrophilia
>>65544180No, that's not real I don't believe you.
>>65544180You can't just post this without naming it.
>>65544184>>65544186https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=18838519&tags=mother_and_son
>>65544210Hot, thanks anon :D
>>65544016>Suggesting a condom>At allDumb wife
>>65544016>haha my porn bait game is producing porn hahaha yeeessssss
>>65544268Who shit in your cereal this morning?
>>65544111children are gestated/born during the same night as they're conceived; don't ask me how it worksyou'd have to ask the dev if they're intending to change this and have her pregnant in the meantime (even if only optionally) cause I've no idea
>>65544210I clicked without reading like a fucking retard. Now thats in my internet history. Thanks.
>>65543801I own seven, I might get my eighth one soon.
>>65544339Those heels clash horribly with that dress
>>65544347I agreemake them purple
>>65544339when Hitler comes back he is going to make frilly dresses mandatory for all women, no exceptions
>>65544118>>65544339This guy has AIR GUN COOTIES
>>65544360You cant put lipstick on pigs and expect them to be pretty anon
>>65543801I own one of those pump .177 pellet pistols. I wanted to buy a FEG GPM but ebay wont allow the sale to my state.
My sneaky fox wife Leva
>>65544255sleeping with her can produce a shitload of kids that you have to feed and take care of or else you get killed, yeah the guy would like the suggestion of a condom (until he realizes the other part of the pic stating the wife sabatoged it)
>>65544371Women are herd animals. If a nation has upright morals and values beauty and integrity, its women will too.If a nation praises the dysgenic and amoral, then women will embody those 'virtues' fervently. The same vapid whores who today espouse diversity, feminism, and promiscuity would in a different time, in a different place, be the most fervent national socialists.
>>65544118FAT BABY
>>65544482>>65544363Love your Air Gun OR ELSE! >>65544360>>65544347We don't need the H-man for that. We can start encouraging girls ourselves!
>>65544277I did, sorry about that.
You know I was thinking, if someone is currently a hentai addicted gooner, does he have any right to judge a girl for riding the cock carousel?not saying fornication and masturbation are the same, I'm just saying if one is currently in sin, and the other quit, why should one judge the other? even if that other sin was worse.
>>65544121The worst part about this is that you know this is 100% how the government would act if kemonomimi/monstergirls were real
>>65544666I just dont judge anymore. I dont care about purity or body count any more. We both just put up a clean blood test and go be adults. I remember when these things were on my mind like when I was 21-23 and looking back, I probably killed my chances with some genuine nice girls by being some cringy asshole. It never did me any good anyway, if a girl had a boyfriend or any body count it would just fuck with my head. I was already judging myself against fucking phantoms that didnt matter anymore fuck. I never gave her or myself a chance and it took fucking years to break this shit. So no, I dont judge or ask anymore, and trashy or slutty girls tend to have incompatible personalities with me anyway so they self filter.
>>65544666>not saying fornication and masturbation are the sameThat's exactly it, I wouldn't fault a woman for jerking off to a lot of porn but I would judge her for a high body count, just like I'd judge a man for a high body count. Fantasizing about something and doing something are totally different things.
>>65544690>We both just put up a clean blood test and go be adults.how does that actually work? I don't imagine people carry clean STD test results around every day.
>>65544666>You know I was thinking, if someone is currently a hentai addicted gooner, does he have any right to judge a girl for riding the cock carousel?yes, Satan, he does.
>>65544666Would you buy a used phone that 50+ guys have jizzed on?You wanna kiss a girl thats sucked 20 cocks?Being a whore is more disgusting than being a coomer so yeah you can judge them.
>>65544726You just ask if you know that you want to go to the next level in your relationship.>hey, I wanna be intimate with you, but I have an ask, could we both get STD tests before we do?Litteraly no big deal, I thought it would be weird to ask but they're pretty receptive about it. Lots of clinics offer tests for cheap or even free.
>>65544690>I dont care about purity or body count any moreGood for you but I'd wanna know if the girl I was dating had a "hoe phase" where they sucked and fucked cock on the daily and got gangbanged in college. Not that any woman would ever admit that except a certain kind but das just me doe>trashy or slutty girls tend to have incompatible personalities with me anyway so they self filterHave you never heard of those born again virgin women? Now I am talking out of my ass here cause im assuming quite a bit but these women at some point come to the realization that what they did was so fucked up and are so disgusted with themselves that they go through an entire religious journey to better themselves while changing most of their personality in the process. Now while that is a good thing it doesn't change what they did and theres a still a chance one of those women could find a way into your life. Also I would mention the whole women store DNA from their past sexual partners which could affect how the child turns out but I honestly have no idea if thats true or not. Anyways anon me thinks you SHOULD care about purity and body count. Although me personally I'd prefer a virgin the more mature me will say its okay if she's a had a few relationships but there comes a point where you should have some self respect and not date a woman who's been the town bicycle or done some sexually depraved shit in the past.
>>65544733>You wanna kiss a girl thats sucked 20 cocks?would you still say the same if it were just 1 cock before yours? how many cocks can she suck before she's ruined forever? that logic doesnt seem to make sense. if she hasnt sucked a dick in a while and doesnt have STDs, theres no trace of the other guy's cum in her mouth.
>>65544760>would you still say the same if it were just 1 cock before yours?nta, but yes
>>65544755>Although me personally I'd prefer a virgin the more mature me will say its okay if she's a had a few relationships nta but it keeps me up at night wondering where I draw the line/how to find a healthy middle ground. it seems too unrealistic to only want a virgin, but the "hoe phase" thing is disgusting in a primal way thats hard to describe. I guess you just hope she's mainly only had sex in relationships, and that she's fully moved on from her past relationships
>>65544766seems very limiting to only accept a virgin. what if you fall in love with some chick that's not a virgin?
>>65544771love doesn't matter in a relationship, only what happiness and healthiness.
>>65544773*what brings happiness and healthiness
>>65544755>come to the realization that what they did was so fucked up and are so disgusted with themselves that they go through an entire religious journey to better themselves while changing most of their personality in the process.If they change for the better and makes them a better person then im fine with that. If im wanting a person who can accept and love me and give me a chance despite my flaws, then I should do the same for them.>women store DNA from their past sexual partners which could affect how the child turns out but I honestly have no idea if thats true or not.That doesnt make any sense at all, a woman has her eggs from birth, a man constantly cycles sperms cells because they die in like 3 days. Theres no way to manipulate their genetic make to imprint some kind of memory beyond what your family genes have already coded into them.**lifestyle choices like smoking and drinking and such can cause your cells to become damaged and express their genes differently if the damage is severe enough.
>>65544773>only what happiness and healthiness.you forgot a word or two. also "love doesnt matter in a relationship" has to be one of the most insane things I've ever heard
>>65544773>love doesn't matter in a relationship
>>65544755>the whole women store DNA from their past sexual partnersAnon you're thinking of bees>>65544760>just 1 cockMy take is if she was in a committed relationship then I don't have a problem with it.If she has had 10+ committed, intimate relationships then there's a red flag depending on age
>>65544775I don't see how sucking 1 cock forever precludes a woman from making you happy in a healthy way. if she doesn't have STDs then she isn't going to hurt your health.
>>65544760There was still another mans dick and cum in there, thats fucking gross. I dont give a fuck if it was yesterday, 2 weeks ago or fucking 5 years ago.>>65544769Women dont have "hoe phases", once a hoe always a hoe, they just get better at lying or get old
>>65544791>outlook?>grim.
>>65544769>you just hope she's mainly only had sex in relationships, and that she's fully moved on from her past relationshipsPretty much yea. I think... fuark I guess 7 is where I'd draw the line on the body count issue, somewhere around there. I know relationships can get complicated where for awhile, like a year, everything is going smoothly only for life to suddenly get in the way or for a shitty guy to start revealing his true self that tears down what was once a healthy relationship. Idk but the lower the better thats for sure and whether or not she's done some fucked up things is for her to tell you, you just gotta pray she's normal like you said. >>65544779>If im wanting a person who can accept and love me and give me a chance despite my flaws, then I should do the same for them. You're a better man than me then anon, best of luck.>That doesnt make any sense at allLook it up if you're curious. Its apparently a real thing but I wouldn't know how real cause I just saw a few things regarding it but never looked into it further
>>65544780>>65544783sorry but it's true. loving a crack-whore won't make her any less of a crack-whore, nor prevent the sheer misery any union with her would bring. Likewise, it's perfectly acceptable to be in a relationship with someone you don't love and act purely out of mutual interest therein.>>65544788any woman who would engage in pre-marital sex is not one with whom a happy marriage is likely.
>>65544796based figurine poster
Honestly the idea of kissing an irl woman is just kinda gross to me, i dont want another persons saliva in my mouth thats disgusting.Im not gonna make it am i?
>>65544829>any woman who would engage in pre-marital sex is not one with whom a happy marriage is likely.finding a woman you'd enjoy being married to for longer than two months is like winning the powerball so you may as well consider the broad who knows how to fuck
>>65544391I remember having a conversation with you about living in a motel in the past. Well, I'm living in a motel now. What did you eat during your stay? There's a Little Caesar's near me and I think I can just live off their pizza since it's really cheap.
>>65544884I cringe or laugh every time I see tongue on tongue
The main thing I know about the topic is the more previous partners an individual has had, the more statistically likely they are to cheat, and not by any small amount either, going from a virgin to even just one previous partner is a pretty dramatic increase, and every number after that also dramatically increases that number.In today's world where infidelity is so horrifically rampant, you really need to mitigate your risks.
>>65544897Not him but what kind of stuff do you have in your room? Is there a fridge or stove? Extremely retarded question I know but I had to ask cause if there isn't consider buying one of those small portable stoves be it convection or coil. Same with those small portable fridges, that'd probably cost a pretty penny though. Just cause you're living in a motel doesn't mean you can't eat good
I got a white pumpkin this year, I think it's pretty neat :3
>>65544912>Is there a fridge or stove?There is not. I think I'm going to try to eat pizza every day, honestly. Little Caesar's is really cheap.
>>65544897Lel wtf I can’t believe we both remember that. I can’t remember exactly what it was, but it was just basic shit anyone could make. Sandwiches and cereal mostly so you might have to do a bit of grocery shopping, but we did buy takeout pretty often too. Little Caesars is great because it gives you like 3000 calories for like $10, which is great value for the amount of calories, but then again it is cheap pizza so you will eventually die if you eat that exclusively. I’d say alternate between sandwiches, cereal, and Caesar’s. A few apples and oranges would help too. Stay safe and good luck, anon
>>65544952Also buy a mini fridge. I’m sure you could find one for $20 at a secondhand store
>>65544952Gotta microwave?Potatoes can provide most of the nutrients you need.Poke a few holes, wrap it in paper towel or toilet paper, and pop it in for a few minutes
>>65544955>Lel wtf I can’t believe we both remember that.Yeah, we were also discussing dakis. I ended up bringing my daki. I'm sort of at rock bottom right now and I might as well try to sleep as well as I can. >Little Caesars is great because it gives you like 3000 calories for like $10, which is great value for the amount of calories, but then again it is cheap pizza so you will eventually die if you eat that exclusively. I’d say alternate between sandwiches, cereal, and Caesar’s.I have multivitamins, so I think I'm going to try to take Little Caesar's as far as possible. Once I get sick of it, I'll expand my options. >>65544961>>65544959Thank you, I'll keep that in mind.
>>65544967Fair enough, anon. Hang in there
>>65544967Not enough fiber. Try dollar store fiber pills or some actual fiber bars, they add inulin so like one bar is half your daily fiber or some shit. Also multivitamins are often missing or have very little of certain necessary minerals. For example some have little to no calcium, potassium, etc. Check the label and build your diet around that.
>>65543797>airshit
>>65544971Thanks, bro. Things aren't looking good right now but I always end up pulling through in the end. >>65544975I actually have fiber powder and protein powder/protein bars with me right now.
>>65544959I've heard mini fridges that use thermoelectric cooling suck balls. Anon should avoid fridges that use that and get one that uses a compressor instead if possible https://youtu.be/CnMRePtHMZYOnly downsides are cost and a potential continuous noise but that depends on the compressor... I think
>>65544959Protip: Check secondhand stores near a university dorm, especially at the end of a semester. Sometimes students just abandon perfectly good minifridges on the sidewalk when they graduate. Literally free.
>>65544983Also check out food banks. A lot of them will give you fresh fruit and bread, at least enough for a couple days, and canned goods can be eaten cold in a pinch. Also nearly every motel room has a microwave these days. You can cook most canned food in those, especially soups and veggies, although it'll take some experimenting to get it right in the tiny low-wattage microwaves motels usually have. Secondhand/thrift stores almost always have cheap microwaveable dishes, get a few and check the food bank/dollar store for cheap canned stuff. Easy way to expand your diet.
Bros...
>>65544180>real quality porn>involves some absolutely subhuman fetishHate it when this shit happens.
>>65544666You know I was thinking, if someone plays a ton of call of duty, does he have any right to judge Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold for shooting up a school?
>>65544121retarded and needlessly edgy greentext that also doesn't make any sense canonically.post-DOTR any hellhound that nips a teasing boy would in no way get put down for it, any kike doctor even suggesting such a thing would immediately get torn apart limb from limb by a horde of furious mamono.
>>65545091>Sop now wants to have have hundreds to thousands of children with you and will FUCKING KILL YOU if you fail to provideIm scared Anons
>>65545330People who still play Call of Duty don't have the moral standing to judge anyone.
>>65545091Honestly based
>>65545330kek
>>65545730I don't know why but stern expressions like hers are so alluring.
>>65545730>>65545764Is it a girl? Kinda looks like a dude
>>65545766It's a drawing.
>>65545730>frag>into a wooden shack you're standing right outsideWouldn't be my choice. Just shoot through the building from a distance.
>>65544733>>65544760>>65544769>>65544785>>65544909woah woah woah, guys hold on a second, I never said you should date, or marry them, I just said you shouldn't judge them.Judging someone and getting involved in a relationship is too different things.
>>65545782And you're words on a screen
>>65544893>you may as well consider the broad who knows how to fuckhow about you just teach her how to fuck instead? have you ever considered that, retard?>>65544897consider moving to a primarily egg-based diet. They're cheap, high-protein, and versatile. You can even cook them in a microwave. Just make sure to have some carbohydrates as well to ward off protein poisoning, and consume breath mints for bad breath.
>>65545766The best women look like teenage boys. Or Edward Elric
>>65545730She had it coming
>>65545864You sound like a gay pedo
ATTACK!!!!!
>>65544733>Would you buy a used phone that 50+ guys have jizzed on?How much do you want for it?
>>65544666Masturbation is not a sin. Coitus Interuptus (aka pulling out) is a sin. Actually read the Bible on Onan. People extrapolated masturbation is a sin from it, but it is not specifically mentioned a such.
>>65545903What has to go wrong in someone's life to draw this sorta sick shit. Yea, I know this is tame compared to other similar stuff, but still.
>>65545330I'd say Eric and Dylan have a higher moral standpoint than any COD player from the last decade
>>65546312what kind of retarded logic is that? Pulling out is a sin because you spill your seed, you do the same thing when you masturbate.Christ specifically says lusting is a sin, you can't masturbate without lust therefore it's a sin.
>>65546312>>65546346pulling out isn't a sin, pulling out when you explicitly promised you wouldn't is a sin. Onan was just being a dickhead for refusing to give his wife a child when the whole reason they even get married was to do so.
Sorry to interrupt yet another 4chan thread crying about your lack of pussy and love for coomtoons and bugwomen. Maybe if your dad gave you a .177 slavia 620 you would’ve went outside and shot squirrels instead of turning into a sniveling faggot.
>>65546490given the completely random post and accusatory tone, i'm assuming you got BTFO by some based anime enjoyer somewhere and need to vent about it here.it's okay, you can tell us where the meanies made a booboo.
>>65545091Honestly, I'd be more scared of M4 then sopmod
>>65546490Just call them pedos if you wanna rile em up, that works every time
>>65546490You had a point up until you started kvetching about killing small animals like a future serial killer.
>>65545850>teach her how to fuckAnon, how do you know how to fuck? Do you sleep around like a cheap slut?
>>65545344It’s more retarded because if there were such laws, the story wouldn’t flow at all the same way. She wouldn’t have gone to a school with other species or at all, and would have just had her corpse picked up, no call, just an invoice from the state and municipality.
what does "slab" mean...
>>65546704I know myself, and i know my body. That is enough to teach and to learn.
>>65546563nah, that mostly gets people to laugh at you for self-reporting.
>>65546776It means "stop posting this garbage on /k/".
>>65546776he's supposed to return it, or suffer her curse
>>65546337Idk but he was selling prints of it at gurocon
>>65547095Is beheading guro con guests not technically exactly what they’re there for?
>>65547120I didn't go to any room parties
>>65544687One of the biggest nation wide riots of the 21st century happened because some nog OD'd while getting arrested and you seriously think the government could openly euthanize children over causing minor injuries without half the country burning down?
>>65545330Is anyone particularly alarmed by recent art of mass shooters or does it just come with the territory? I myself, would rather erase from my mind the images of an Adam Lanza yaoi NSFW I saw.
I want to hug RPK from behind and kiss her neck!
>>65547120Sounds like a GWAR showhttps://youtu.be/sDkp37QkzwU
>>65545730need cute smelly scav wife to take care of
>>65547129The event itself doesn't matter. If riots are supposed to happen, they will happen. If they aren't supposed to happen, they won't.
>>65547140
>>65547095>guroconLiterally why lel
>>65547133something something post-irony>>65547140starting with her getting a shower, right?
>>65547157I dunno, especially when you can go to sawcon instead
>>65547179Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
>>65547211
Fat dorks
>>65547238mehI'd prefer flat dorksfat dorks have health problems and aren't as attractive
