Forget seizing an african island or whatever those other retards were on about, Prospera is the real opportunity here>isolated on its own island, far from Uncle Sam>local residents and government all hate it so no help is coming>no military or law enforcement, just a handful of armed guards>50-200 inhabitants, all millionaires or above and all holding large amounts of bitcoin (the zones official currency)The plan is simple, we acquire a boat and enlist/kidnap someone from /biz/ who knows how bitcoin works. When we get to the Island we split our force into two main groups, red team hits the golf course while yellow team hits the residential tower and workshops, establishing blocking positions at the marked points on the map. The private security is killed and their weapons harvested for the /k/ube while the inhabitants are rounded up, stripped of valuables and forced to transfer their bitcoin to a waiting 'pot' wallet for later distribution. Once any remaining goods are looted from the island we fuck off back into the sea and split the booty - everyone who participates in the raid gets a share by default while additional shares can be purchased by anons as a means of funding the endeavorOn top of red and yellow teams there will also be three special groups who do not directly participate in the raid (but still get a share); Special group A whose only job is loot bars, kitchens and drug stashes for the post raid after party, special group B who guards the boat and special group C which contains specialist personnel like medical staff, comms guys and whoever actually drives the boatI unironically think we could pull this off with not more than 50 guys or so and get enough booty out of it to set everyone involved up for life - we just have to remember to sell the bitcoin slowly so we don't crash the price
>>65550113>Casa de YOLO
>Da popo gonna be here soon, let's make dis quick yo>Woodz, it's been a while, huh?>Not enuff carlosss>Carlos>Dis is mayson, he kinda gay homes>you got da drugs mayne?>it will be in here, at my golf course... my old golf course...>our attack on the bars should be enuff to get you inside the hot chicks>what about da boat cuh>u will have cocaine boat driver from miami waiting for u...>just be dere huhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAq9y0bxTX0
>>65550113There are much easier ways to suicide, you don't have to call seal team six in on yourself.
I'll call in Special Agent Derl for this operation. He has a palmedo dagerd which jambs.
This zesty bro from AR500 Armor will supply our forces plates on the cheap, but only in a very awkward 9x9" bra carrier size.
>>65550165no fucking way are US forces getting to the area in time even if they decide to bail out a commune of retarded libertarians
>>65550187>Backers include prominent Silicon Valley figures like Peter Thiel and Sam Altman.Dude they've got Thiel, Vance's daddy, so fuckin' Delta is gonna be waiting for your ass there, plus world class private security and probably CIA.They'll spawncamp you at the shore with the discombobulator then sink the boat with precision guided missiles. Even if you make it to the shore they've got rapid response from a TR-3B hovering overhead.
>>65550249Just call Theil a faggot and he'll start crying.
>>65550249>Peter Thiel>>65550113Fuck you, OP. That island probably has killbots and sentry guns.
>>65550259Agreed. OP is in way over his head. Unironically would have better luck seizing North Sentinel Island.
>>65550249>>65550272Theil is a bitch ass nigger who doesn't have any more connection to Delta thanI do and there is no security in the zone outside of a dozen guards, Its the softest, juiciest target in the whole world right nowIf you really are afraid of retaliation then there is a pretty simple solution to that too: dead bodies don't give out descriptions
>>65550321Have you somehow not heard of Palantir?
>>65550119>>Casa de YOLO
>>65550321>bro probably thinks he can storm Dulce Base with five guys and basic equipment.Billionaires always have tip top security.Hypothetically, it would be a lot easier to storm North Sentinel Island, eliminate the locals, and use it as a secret drug grow
>>65550370The bitch responsible for this show has won Chevalier of Arts from France, Queen Elizabeth II Diamond Jubilee Medal, Knight of the National Order of Quebec, and the fucking Order of Canada, in case you needed any more proof that modern art, the Anglos and the French are retarded and gay.
>>65550113Anon I’m not fighting the Throat Rapist 9,000 on Theil’s front lawn, can’t you choose some where easier like the Seychelles or Detroit?
>>65550113In case we weren't already on a list. Thanks, OP.
>>65550327what are they gonna do, collect more corporate welfare at me?Is Theil gonna go cry about it on his little podcast?>baaaaaaw the internet meanies killed my friends and took their money do something president trump!He can't, and therefore won't do shit
>>65550371they run tours you can scope the place out yourselfits nothing but rent-a-cops with rifles, the dumb fucks unironically believe they are safe with just that
>>65550392CIA doesn't care what happens to these guys their whole thing is being outside US jurisdiction
>>65550426The CIA pretty much only cares about things that happen outside US jurisdiction.
>>65550515OK but that still doesn't explain why they would care about a libertarian commune getting raided
>>65550252>Just call Theil a faggot and he'll start crying. Why is he so triggered about being publicly known as a fag? Is it because he was grifting from various religious NGOs, and him being a proven fudgepacker was bad for optics, so they dropped him?
>>65550384You wouldn't last five goddamn minutes in Detroit.
>>65550573That’s longer than anyone invading billionaire island would last
>>65550579Billionaires die when shot just like everyone else, the ZEDE is a huge sitting duck and I'm honestly shocked that no one has tried rolling it yet
>>65550586>tries>gets shredded by retired teir 1 operators with full auto weapons while carrying a frt bca and ar500 platesYou can't even afford to fly SPIRIT to get there you faggot.
>>65550426>CIA doesn't care what happens to these guys their whole thing is being outside US jurisdiction>their whole thing is being outside US jurisdiction>outside US jurisdictionThe CIA will be balls deep in this mutha already>>65550528>why they would care about a libertarian commune getting raidedBecause you're raiding their off-shore data centre and/or the base for their shell companies.>>65550399>rent-a-cops with riflesThose guys are going to have more combat experience than you do and are probably all ex-tier 1 operators or at least combat deployed grunts and cops.They'd easily out-match OP's kommandos on a 1:1 basis.
>>65550769>Those guys are going to have more combat experience than you do and are probably all ex-tier 1 operators or at least combat deployed grunts and cops.who actually does security for prospera? it's pretty out there so it's not like they have to worry that much, right?
>>65550399>its nothing but rent-a-cops with riflesWhat you get to see on the tours is nothing but rent-a-cops with rifles. Now start asking what they are not going to show you on those tours. Retard.
>>65550383you just don't get it, and thats fine.
>>65550396>Is Theil gonna go cry about it on his little podcast?he has a podcast?>he doesgoddamn clown world. Does he talk about One piece and LOTR on it all the time?
>>65550776I can't find the name but no way are ex tier one specops veterans signing on to man a gate in HondurasThese guys are tech bros, they'll have cheaped out on security the same way they cheap out on everything else - these are the kinds of people that built the TITAN submersible, far more money than sense
>>65550776>it's pretty out there so it's not like they have to worry that much, right?It's pretty out there so they know that they're the only ones keeping bandits or pirates at bay.If they didn't have armed security, local gangsters (hard to find those in Honduras) would swarm it.Not to mention organised pirate raids, hostile glowies, actual corporate raiders.Fuck, the threat list would be a mile long and some of them would be well resourced.>>65550563>Is it because he was grifting from various religious NGOs, and him being a proven fudgepacker was bad for opticsIt's not grifting, he really is performing the double-think to align being super gay with being trad christian.Actually he goes way beyond trad christian, it's a super weird eschatological revelations set of beliefs.It's so far from main stream christianity, which is weird enough once you scratch the surface, that I'm not even sure he got it from an actual church so much as just synthesised it out of pieces of dogma from various fringe sects.Remember, he's super christian and also best buddies with Musk, he's from the same weird group of billionaire buddies who want to make the worst parts of cyberpunk real with them as all-powerful technocratic dictators over a slave population that have to pay subscriptions on their organs.
>>65550822>but no way are ex tier one specops veterans signing on to man a gate in HondurasUh huh. Sure. Who'd want a cozy, extremely well-paying job like that, anyway?
>>65550830>It's pretty out thereThe whole island is a tourist trap, nothing but resorts and golf courses as far as the eye can see, these guys don't fear pirates which is what makes them so vulnerable
>>65550838>these guys don't fear pirates which is what makes them so vulnerableYeah, the Caribbean is basically a green leafy version of upstate New York city with Palm Trees.
>>65550830>If they didn't have armed security, local gangsters (hard to find those in Honduras) would swarm it.it's on an island in the carribean. certainly they need security, and I doubt the average dredged up /k/ommando deathsquad would need more than a few shots over their heads to piss themselves and commit suicide, but I don't think high tier operators are strictly necessary.and, like, I was specifically asking for if anyone did know what company they hired out for or how they recruited, not supposition. theorycrafting based on vague 'yeah maybe probably' is all wello and good but its' not for me.>>65550822plenty of them made their money by investing wisely, no reason to think they would hire outright poor or insufficient security so far away from help.
>>65550843>I doubt the average dredged up /k/ommando deathsquad would need more than a few shots over their heads to piss themselves and commit suicideCartels and Honduran gangs are going to be made of sterner stuff.You're right that the security arrangements aren't advertised though, the place in general seems to be a bit secretive.
>>65550861>Cartels and Honduran gangsyeah, but they're not exactly naval invasion connoisseurs, and while brutal, raids on compounds filled with foreigners and security guards with lots of connections are sort've out of their ballfield.they don't need to launch a naval invasion to get there, to be clear, but the cartels don't usually go after tourists as long as they stick to their areas, either. this is that but ten bajillion.
>>65550888>the cartels don't usually go after tourists as long as they stick to their areas, eitherThere's going to be some crew of gangbangers hopped up on cocaine who think this is a good idea and they're probably not going to flinch under fire.That said, I'm sure that a bunch of sandbox veterans would be up to the task of putting them down too.
>>65550776>>65550822>Literal billionaires hiring protection for their lives on a cushy private island.ExSOF guys probably fight for those jobs.
>>65550897i think regular joe vets is the most likely source, just like they are most places, yeah. maybe if they're being vain they go up a tier.
>>65550843>/k/ommando deathsquadPretty sure there are good number of vets that browse /k/ regularly.
>>65550907yeah but they're not likely to go on a deathsled to prospero, are they?>verification not needed.
>>65550898>ExSOF guys probably fight for those jobs.Those guys are going to be executive protection for the rich guys, no question.Also the head of security will be an ex-SOF officer.>>65550901>regular joe vets is the most likely sourceThose are going to be on the gates and patrolling the grounds.Combined with a few cops that had to move on because they had some bad shootings or too many complaints.>>65550907>Pretty sure there are good number of vets that browse /k/ regularly.They'd be more interested in being a gate guard and marrying a lbfm stripper from the city next door.Honduran chicks aren't really my thing but I'm sure the average 11b would be happy with picrel
>>65550321>dead bodies don't give out descriptionsWhoa lookout everyone, we got a badass on our hands! He take no prisoners, this guy!Anon, there is no way in hell you're going to successfully raid a billionaires' island compound. More importantly, however, why the hell would you attempt it? Bitcoin isn't even real money. If you can't access your "money" when there is a power outage, it's NOT REAL.We've had so many interesting filibuster ideas over the years, but this one is just shit.
>>65552061> If you can't access your "money" when there is a power outage, it's NOT REAL.So most USD isn't real.
>>65552070Correct. It's a fucking house of cards.
>>65552061You can sell bitcoin for real money
>>65552061I'm just being practical manKilling the prisoners means you can't come back and raid again, but if that's not as important to you as making sure there is no one left to retaliate then killing them all is still the right thing to do
>>65550321>>65550399>>65550822>>65550838Retard, troll, or glownigger?
>>65552900None of the aboveI just don't buy the idea that a libertarian commune is gonna be full of tier 1 cool guy specops dudes instead of Paul el Blarto the local Honduran rent a cop
>>65552928If you were multi billionaire, whose main business is with the military, who are you hiring for your personal security?
>>65552308>You can sell bitcoin for real moneyWhen it's yours, that's easy.When it's not, that's extremely difficult.The Bitfinex theft resulted in the hacker and accomplice being caught and 90% of the stolen funds recovered.Mostly, the funds were recovered because everything is traceable and the hackers couldn't launder it when everything is on the blockchain and can be tracked, exchange records subpoenaed, identity theft investigated.Sure, if you stole 2 bitcoins from a drugdealer in China and liquidated them in an exchange in Ecaquor with a fake ID and bought gold to sell in the US, you could get away with it.If you're moving a billion dollars of crypto that you stole from politically connected rich people, you're fucked.The FBI will track those coins through exchanges and raid any exchange that deals in them, your fake identities will turn very hot, very quickly, and sooner or later, they'll trace those identities back to you.Legalizing the funds will prove practically impossible and will eventually get you caught.And without legalizing them, it's basically impossible to move them across a border without getting your transactions frozen and ultimately rejected with information passed to the FBI about it.I legitimately work online and around the world and the hassle it is to constantly prove source-of-funds every time I want to get paid for a job, is just unbelievable.I've had transactions rejected because I paid someone $500 for some electronics they got me off aliexpress, just because it was across a border.https://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/pr/bitfinex-hacker-sentenced-money-laundering-conspiracy-involving-billions-stolen
>>65552948The cheapest guys I can get because you don't become a billionaire by spending money
