How do I fight the inevitable skelly uprising that starts tomorrow?
>>65552101With muh dik
>>65552104How do you rape a skelly?
>>65552112Nah just slap it.With muh dik.
GAME OVER, MAN!
>>65552101There is already a thread for that Anon; fortified wagons and reinforced agricultural flails.
you fleshbags are so fuckedand you damn well better be glad we only let you stick around for more forcesthe more you breed, the more we grow
>>65552131Bold talk coming from a dog's chew toy.
>>65552142>said the creature that needs air to breathei'll see you on the moon once that squishy garbage sloughs off you
>>65552101>fightWhat, are you double gay or something?
>>65552155Hella indeed.
Use some guns probably.
>>65552112With your boner.
>>65552101Brick.
>>65552174Magician's Brick or just a regular brick?
>>65552149>this rattler faggot thinks he's gonna fight the moon dogslmao
>>65552101Skeletons aren't real retard. Do you believe in vampires and dentists too?
>>65552260Shit brick.
>>65552101>>65552116>>65552142>>65552285>>65552289Yall finna get a femur forced up your anus
Reminder to get bludgeoning weapons, skeletons resist piercing damage.
>>65552305>be made of bones>can't get a boneryour move, skelecucks
>>65552101>LISTEN UP YOU PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS
>>65552400Beat me to it.
>>65552400>>65552411You see this? Thisis my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
#4 buckshotA maximum number of pellets while each is still enough to break a bone. Shoot the hands first so they don't detach and skitter around independently.
>>65552166CARLOOOOOSSSSS
>>65552384Allow me to retort:
>>65552434Come on, throw him a bone.
>All these fleshniggers talking shit
>>65552131I'll kick all your asses.>>65552142Shut up, meatbag.
>>65552101Make them skeleton jelly.
>>65552101It's hopeless, anon. I have it on good authority that the skeletons already have a man on the inside.
>>65552796kek
I find my local skeleton people to be good friends despite our obvious physical and age differences; https://oceanofpdf.com/authors/robert-rath/pdf-epub-the-wicked-and-the-warped-warhammer-40000-download/
>>65552952Addendum:>In 40k the two most important people in the entire galaxy are senile Necron versions of Statler and Waldorf.
This thread needs a cyoa from the old days. The better days.
Just gonna dump these real quick.
And the last one. Let imagination prevail before the skeletons rape you silly.
>>65552976>close range>unarmed attackers>brittlesolved problem, unless it's a ghost. then you're fucked anyway
>>65552101Fool that you are! We are already inside you!...in a totally not gay way, of course...FUCK that sounded better in my head.
Nothing can stop it. Accept your fate.
>>65552101Hydrofluoric acid to dissolve all of that calcium
>>65552101Bring the divine ember to your local gunsmith so he can enchant your choice of firearm. Divine weapons do extra damage against skellies and stop them from reanimating.
>>65552400>>65552411>>65552415Beat me to it
>>65554615This anon understands.
>>65552166Bone her? I hardly know her!
>>65552101FUS-RO-DAH!
>>65559373Turn Undead is better
>>65552101Sword fight with GitD condom
>>65552101Hellstorm rocket battery!
Demonic forces can be fought with prayer and mental discipline. Your Rosary is your greatest weapon to fight
>>65552101My neighbor's front yard is occupied by a twelve foot tall skeleton and it's freaking me out the fuck out
>>65568378A bit racist, innit?
