Why are you bring up such a shit comic here.

>>65553278
My knowledge of weapons tells me Garth Ennis is a hack and not to read worthless fiction made for edgy preteens

>>65553278
Why do anglos always make the most disgusting goys?

>>65553283
*Irish

>>65553280
garth has great ideas but is a bad writer.

irl most of the crossed would die from the most basic shit like disease, exposure, infections, dirty water, dirty food, self inflicted wounds, etc.
sure they could burn through a major city like a normal riot (but worse) can, but once the realities of taking care of yourself without infrastructure sets in they are 99% fucked within months. they are just humans with a complete lack of self preservation. even the "smart ones" wouldnt make a significant difference since most of them wouldnt know how to survive without civilization either.

shits gay and retarded, but major cities eating themselves alive for a month would be a net benefit for humanity, but that hackfraud ennis would hate depicting all of those "minorities" killing each other off

>>65553278
>humans
>but too dumb to work as a unit or maintain complex equipment
So they annihilate a few cities, blow through all the available ammo and then get strafed by helos as they run into gunlines of IFVs?

>>65553278
Realistically, the hyper-gore ultra rapist corssedd zombies would die within a day, tops. All they’d do is mutilate and rape the ever-loving shit out of each other.
>>65553283
>>65553291
Erins has a massive chip on his shoulder. He resents the fact that superheroes and censorship shaped the comics industry, with comics being pushed toward kid-friendly material and status quos. So, to overcompensate, he fills his work with profanity, violence, rape, shit, gore and whatever else he can throw in to prove how “mature” it is. He’s in his 50s and still pulling the same routine.

>>65553310
He was raped

>>65553283
Ennis is a pure gaelic name. What you're seeing is perfectly ordinary celtic barbarism and mysticism. Remember that the Irish were a safe haven for druids who practiced child rape and human sacrifice long after the romans crushed them out of England.

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>>65553278
Ah, this boring thread again. OP must have escaped his cage.

>>65553384
What? You don't want to talk about the tactical and strategic implications of zombies that also rape?

>>65553280
This

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>>65553396
Just post the rapey bits

>>65553340
Except Garth’s family were royalist sympathizers during the Troubles. The man grew up in Northern Ireland and knows less about the political situation there than your average American. He thought the IRA and Loyalists were literally fighting over religion because he couldn’t wrap his tiny brain around the politics of the situation, which is why he became a 2000’s militant atheist edge lord.

Make a circle with salt, then they can't get you

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>>65553439
I laugh every time someone posts poopie rapie.

>>65553278
>See someone with an easily visible and highly contagious disease 400m away
>Take aim and adjust for distance and wind
>Squeeze trigger
It's as shrimple as that.
>Problem solved

>>65553486
The unionist cause is objectively the right one because the majority of people in Ulster want to remain with the UK. He was raised atheist so he arrived at the correct cause by a process of rationalisation and without pre-existing bias.
>but muh plantations
No one fucking cares. It's not right to ethnically cleanse or murder people over shit that happened 400 years ago, fuck off.

t. Catholic

>>65553278
>average anon gets infected
>nothing changes

>>65553651
>The unionist cause is objectively the right one because the majority of people in Ulster want to remain with the UK.
lol unionist = unification of ireland you idiot

>>65553278
I'd kidnap a better writer to create a story for me that isn't teenage gore porn.

>>65553540
lel what's this?

>>65553306
Most of them are mindless retards, but you have a handful who aren't and the disease itself is extremely easy to spread. Yeah, almost all of them are going to die off very quickly, but they're going to do a lot of damage before then and any survivors are going to cause flare ups with major consequences for anyone still alive afterwards.

That said, the whole series is mindless edgelording for the sake of edgelording. By the time you see one of the crossed fucking a dolphin through the blowhole you aren't even shocked anymore.

>>65553665
Mars Attacks

>>65553696
I find it funny how if you were talking about any other piece of media I'd look it up and make sure you weren't bullshitting me. However with Crossed I just accept that it happened, I've read The Boys so I know Ennis would absolutely do that

>>65553520
Look what you did you fucking idiot LOOK WHAT YOU DID

>group of survivors breaches my house
>finds me in the basement nude, covered in cosmoline
>nugget bolt in ass, the knob pressed tightly against my prostate
>wearing a vintage ww1 gas mask, a bottle of hoppes #9 duct taped into the filter hole
>sounding myself with a firing pin
>an ar15 is sat on an armchair facing me, wrapped in paracord shibari
>pink chamber flag proudly stenciled SLUT-4-5.56 in her action
>"oh thank God another survivor!"

>>65553278
I always assumed Crossed "disease" was punishment and judgement day from God.

>>65553747
>>65553520
fags

Ennis is such a lameass faggot, the world would be a better place if he'd choked on a potato as a child.

>>65553655
Bait

>>65553696
It's like dealing with a wildfire. the first major burn is the worst and most destructive. It inevitably burns itself out though. After it burns through there are hotspots that remain that can lead to flair ups. The hotspots are easy to stomp out if you find them, and even when the ones you miss lead to a flair up, it's still far easier to deal with because there simply isnt as much fuel for it to burn and by then youve made fire breaks and have the people and gear necessary to deal with it in place.

The crossed would be handled in a similar way. Huge burn through cities, but then it would just burn itself out to the point of being manageable by normal humans who are organized and equipped.

Ya no argument on the mindless edgelord point

>>65553651
>the majority of people in Ulster want to remain with the UK
The problem being that Ulster Loyalists were mostly descendants of British and Scottish transplants who settled in Northern Ireland a couple centuries ago and viewed themselves as more English than Irish. You can argue that doesn’t matter but the situation is more nuanced than “people killing each other over their imaginary friend” as Garth put it. He’s too stupid to understand the history and politics of his own country, but retards will say he’s a genius because he hates superheroes and fantasizes about child rape.

>>65553651
>atheism
>implying the division was religious rather than the religious divide reflecting an ethnic reality and a long standing feud
>implying people fighting for ingroup interests is bad
>not right to ethnically cleanse or murder people
If you get away with it, profit from it, and never suffer any negative consequences for it, it is by definition good for you and yours. My family murdered injuns and when the government, both crown and republic, tried to interfere we murdered their little bootlicks too.

>>65553310
An edgy faggot by definition. He neither revels in nor even accepts what he would consider the "ugliness" of the world. For example if you started being mildly racist around him he'd no doubt freak out like the pussy he is. Like all libtards his "darkness" is entirely performative and political, its social signaling because everything his kind do is centered around social signaling. Libtards want something to be "grimdark" but underneath is always the assumption that the world could and should be some faggy utopia if only the meanie antagonistic force didn't crush everybody else.

At least if you like violence, perversity, or cruelty for sake of the aesthetic you could argue that its just a matter of taste and couldn't be called edgy. You could be called weird and fucked up but not edgy. Because you aren't pursuing those things because you think its want the older kids and adults like or to signal you are mature, you just love a miserable slog through hell for what it is.

No libtard writer can create and properly characterize an competent oppositional force to their worldview because fundamentally they don't "get" the opposition either due to lack of any real exposure to their unfiltered opinions or because they simply can't conceptualize it in the abstract. Also nearly all media created by libtards in modern society is explicitly created to pursue a political goal rather than for the sake of creating the thing in and of itself.

>>65553486
>Remember that the Irish were a safe haven for druids who practiced child rape and human sacrifice long after the romans crushed them out of England.
What? The Romans practiced child rape and human sacrifice.
>n-no we only kill ugly kids and rape slaves and we really super don't do human sacrifice except the times that we do!
lmao get real.

Anyway the Anglos still practiced all of these things for centuries after the Irish voluntarily converted to Christianity, and it was largely Celtic priests who converted the Anglo-Saxons.

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>>65553907
A lot of people on twitter mistakenly call him right-wing, but he isn’t. He exhibits a kind of Gen-X/elder-millennial nihilism that was pioneered by the left. Most of the edgy stuff that some people on the right say to bring back originally pioneered by leftists(mocking religion, the state, and the family). Basically they won the culture war a long time ago.

AINT NO COCK LIKE HORSE COCK

>>65554032
>mocking
Calling out "father knows best" and religion hypocrisy (and the like) is hardly "mocking". Some might even call it a form of honesty.
>not going to address "the state" part because Vietnam did that

>>65553309
Yeah, a certain conflict going on now (and the BLM riots) both showed that retards with a lot of fervor do not win the way they do in the movies

>>65554052
Do you agree leftists belong in a trash compactor?

>>65554065
Fuck no. I don't think anyone belongs in a garbage compactor, because I'm not a bitter psychopath. Maybe give the rope to abusers of small children, or animals, after a trial of their peers.
Imagine othering an entire group of people so much you would death violent death on complete strangers because they support something as innocuous as unions or world peace.

>>65554078
>would [wish] violent death***
fixed

>>65553278
Throw the banana shabos who wrote it down a well before it’s made

>>65553279
Seething stunted subhumans who escape their containment boards. It’s the MO of the type.

>>65554078
>we just want unions and world peace?
For what and how?
>to enable the gayest nigger garbage imaginable and by the gayest nigger means and perversion of the concept >>65553907
Sure thing nigger, leftists don’t embrace filth and subhominidism lmao. That literally all they fucking have and all (you) fucking aspire to filth nigger.
Find a rope and lynch yourself

You're 30

So is this /co/cks or /pol/acks spamming the board

>>65554100
>to enable the gayest nigger garbage imaginable
what?

>>65554118
see >>65554100
should answer your question

>>65554065
I believe anyone who disagrees with me who doesn't make something I like and find cool should be placed in a wood chipper feet first. Thankfully I have normal opinions so humanity should be safe, such as
>Little Caesars is the best pizza chain (they all suck but LC is the most reasonably priced)
>Trains are cool and we should have more of them
>Fantastic Mister Fox is the greatest movie of all time
>Futa is gay, however it's also hot and therefore is okay. Trannies are not hot therefore they're not okay
>308 is cool and you're a bitch ass motherfucker if you don't own at least 1 gun that uses it
>Same with black powder
You know, basic and normal opinions

>>65554181
bodied that left/right smoothbrained virgin FREAK into the pizza oven
never understood the hate for Little Caesars myself

>>65554181
>>65554184
Little Caesars is better now than it ever has been and most other pizza chains(except maybe some local ones) are worse than they ever have been. Little caesars is the thinking mans chain pizza choice.

>>65554184
Wannabe elitism. Poor people are always looking for some way to show that they're not poor because someone is poorer than them. Of course fast food pizza is cheap but because you wasted 15 bucks on cheap pizza instead of 5 that makes you a better person with a more refined palette

>>65554181
I dont think Mr. Fox is the best movies ever made but it is one of the most charming

Jew, here, gen x members of my tribe like Ennis because he has all of the opinions of an old hippy professor but still supplies the bleak ultra violence that dominated nerd shit from 86 till the end of the grunge era

>>65554052
Oh yeah, I’m sure those attacks against Christianity and the family unit were totally coming from a non-subversive place.

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>>65553652
My fucking side lmfao

>>65553279
It's Peak though

>>65554362
No, It's retarded britslop shock&gore bullshit.

>>65553696
>By the time you see one of the crossed fucking a dolphin through the blowhole you aren't even shocked anymore
Garth fucking Ennis man
Garth fucking Ennis

>>65553278
HORSE COCK

>>65554118
Not enough loli shit for it to be /co/mblrinas.

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>>65553278
Horsecock!
>actual panel from the comic
This was probably one of the stupidest comics I've ever read, its not even the good kind of bad. Its just gore and torture porn, so of course normies will eat it up once it gets a show or gets animated. I dont know what /k/nowledge would save me because it seems like the best way to survive would be to fuck off in a concrete cube for a month while all the violent retards kill eachother.

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>>65554181
>>65554184
>>65554195
>>65554201
Based LC enjoyers

>>65553278
Probably wear a ghillie suit and do parkour honestly.

>>65553280
>>65553299
Based writers tho

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>>65554032
>won the culture war
Well when on side refuses to fight, and those that do are themselves libtards who want to socially signal in an evangelical church rather than

>>65554078
>othering
Oh, we may have an honest to God libtard on our hands. As has been previously stated you don't "get" the mentality of your opposition and assume that if they are opposed to your ideals they must be crazy in some fashion. For example you don't seem to understand that you don't need to "other' or "dehumanize" somebody to want to gut them and expropriate their entire family line, especially the kids. That can be born out of simple self interest and a lack of preferable alternatives. I'll also say that when white racists point out the inferiority of other races they aren't making some moralist argument appealing to "purity", "dignity", or anything else you might be attributing to them. The Nazis were in fact libtards in that their morality for all the posturing was still fundamentally liberal and believed in human dignity in general. White racists of rural America don't what they are saying is "those fuckers are inferior and therefore easy prey, we could get together and raid/slaughter them for immense profit". Non-white racists are usually just engaging in the ethnic equivalent of cheerleading, they don't make spreadsheets of mean IQ and propensity towards petty crime to justify their positions because they aren't analytical to begin with and the data wouldn't favor them anyway.

Might doesn't make right, it makes "right" irrelevant. You're on a board that loves war and if you were a student of history you'd know that if you can combine competence and hold enough murderous rage in your heart towards any potential obstacle to your ambitions you stand a good chance of just stabbing you way out of any problem you might face.

>>65554519
You talk like a fag and I bet you don't like LC, you're going into the wood chipper

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>>65554481
>>65554201
>>65554184
>>65554181
>not going to your local sheet pizza joint with much better sauce which has neither raised its prices nor cleaned its ovens since 1985

>>65553278
>wake up in an ennis comic
end my life immediately

>>65554519
>wall of text response to bait
As expected of a 40k retardis virginus

>>65554519
The point still standard, they have been the dominant culture since the 1970's.

>>65554201
i love cheap trashy food but i still hated every little caesars pizza i ever had. maybe it was just bad locations but it was like, school cafeteria tier.

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>>65553306
>>65553696

>Analysis
The threat from the Crossed doesn't come from the initial wave, it comes from the subsequent outbreaks that gradually whittle away the various enclaves, safe-zones, and havens.

>1-3 Months
Hell on Earth in urban areas where the infection is spreading. They will use weapons covered in their own fluids. The only way to survive is to get out unscathed.
>3-12 Months
Majority of Crossed die due to malnourishment, lack of supplies, impulses, and suicidal behavior. Some "tribes" and "herds" of them may exist still, a few dozen to maybe a few hundred. They will start seeking out non-infected safe zones. The shitty part is that the Crossed have all the time in the world to observe these places and plan for attacks, which is when they are the most dangerous because they will get VERY creative.
>2-5 years
The Crossed are endangered now, numbering maybe only a few thousand globally. However, all it takes is another infection to start the cycle all over again. Complacency begins to set in for some areas as they may not have seen a Crossed in years by this point. Some Crossed will still be able to live for years after initial outbreak. Sure, it's only a few dozen across thousands of miles but all it takes is one to cause chaos.

>Conclusion
The idea of a "super rabies" strain where the subject doesn't die from the illness and is contagious even after death is legit terrifying. Guns are a half-measure because the noise draws more Crossed and many of them can take multiple rounds before stopping. Melee is suicide. Drones are the most effective weapon against them; both for recon and killing Crossed. Armored vehicles are a must. Helicopter gunships would be invaluable as they can kill a whole horde in one or two runs.

>>65554536
If only I had one. Got 50 million Mexican spots, a couple of faggy spots for people who wish they lived in a city, and a buffet that was last good 15 years ago. It's hell.

At least 2 of the Mexican spots are good.

>>65554519
What a concise and short response anon! I'm totally gonna read all that!

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>>65554573
I forget that not everywhere in Western PA. We have 4-5 good pizza places for a town of 5,000. The chains can't survive unless they are adjacent to the interstate. I remember back in 2011 when I was a geology student. There was a heatmap of seafood vs steak restaurant locations in the geography department upstairs and there was a huge black void on both maps in Western PA. Pizza is totally dominant here to the point that KFC, Pizzahut, and Tacobell can't survive.

I'll give you an example, Punxsutawney.
Sarah Slappers(greaseball extreme)
Laska's Pizza(slightly different recipe by an estranged cousin)
Leila Jo's(bakery which also does catering and best sweet pizza got the recipe from Shaffer's pizza)
Frankensteins(cheap shitty sheet pizza)
Pizza Town(right next to Frankensteins making a slightly different sheet pizza)
Gimmicks(pizza buffet, thin crust)
Bubba's Pizza ten minutes north (run out of a shack by the side of 119, best sauce ever)
Bob's Pizza 15 minutes south (cheapest, biggest, good sheet pizza)
Franks Pizza 15 minutes north (cheap, best sheet pizza)
Mainstreet Pizza 10 minutes west(sheet pizza and wings)
Foxes Pizza in every town (local chain and the only good chain I've ever seen, super sour sauce)
Punxy Pizza (fuck you I'll make my own Foxes with pinball and black jack)
There are dozens of others but those are just the ones worth mentioning.

>>65554536
I prefer local joints over chains any day of the week. I'm just saying if I have to get chain pizza or I'm on vacation somewhere unfamiliar and I don't know what's solid vs what's crap, Little C is my standby. We can argue till the cows come home about what local spot has the best pizza, (nardello's is very nice if you find yourself in east Texas) but it's not hard to see that all chain pizza is crap and LC is just the most fairly priced crap

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I read pretty much the whole thing, it isn't as bad as people on 4chan say it is, the first one is good even, then the rest of the series is a mix of highs and lows.

>>65553279
I will say that Badlands got pretty cheeks toward the end, but the original is great. Don't be contrarian

It's just weird to me that he specifically said he made it up to spite preppers so they'd be impossible to survive, but they're clearly highly survivable. They can't handle exposure and they inherently self-destruct when left alone and all the survivors in any given story mostly die because they're all crazy retarded zombie story protags who do dumb things. You know, like usual.

Anyone in a cold environment could survive with barely any changes in habits because these retards would keep taking their clothes off and trying to fuck the snow. Hot mostly is the same. Someone in phoenix without a radio might not even notice it happened.

Anyway yeah crossed is just more tired "what if the survivors died because they did dumb things and fought" zombie media but with more rape. If you've seen any of the "of the dead", you've already read it all.

>>65553299
It's weird how the Crossed writers made it so that the virus turns people with severe autism into neurotypical people.

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>>65554465
>thinks this is crazy
This panel right here sums up crossed, completely fucking insane garbage that requires you to turn off your brain.

>>65555051
No, you're just a faggot.

>>65555403
Why are you using woke terminology.

>>65553278
No amount of weapons, ammo and strategic planning can save you from bad writing.

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rape zombie VDV

>>65553280
He has his niche that he should never, under no circumstances leave.
I respect his Punisher stories.

>>65555425
I'm not, you bigot.

>>65555463
Why did you say "VDV" three times?

>>65555477
hehehehe

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What fat faggot millennials still read and talk about this garbage series?

>>65553642
>It's as shrimple as that.
Unfortunately, the super power that these zombies all have is that their prey has super bad luck, except for the designated survivors, if any and even then only after they've been whittled down to a handful and traumatised by the event.

You have to account for literally everything going wrong, including infighting if you're in a group, and being wounded by freak accidents if solo.

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>>65554465
>Its just gore and torture porn
It's not even good porn unfortunately.

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>>65555219
Ennis is just a retard who does everything out of spite and his stories don't actually make sense, since sense is secondary to his being butthurt about something and lashing out in a petty fashion.

>>65555466
>He has his niche that he should never, under no circumstances leave.
>I respect his Punisher stories.
Yeah, he was good at that.
I keep getting him confused with Frank Miller because they both do this fast cars/hot chicks/tough guys, kind of comic. Actually you can swap the fast/hot/tough around however you like and it still mostly describes both their comics.

>>65553279
Ah leave him, alone, the one with the island is a decent comic even if you don't like it.
>>65553278
>How would /k/ knowledge save you from pic related?
I can do high explosive. That''s all that needs to be said.

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>>65554519
>libtards
>>65554519
>libtard
>>65554519
>Nazis were in fact libtards
>>65554519
>Non-white racists
>>65554519
>murderous rage
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>65553278
>How would /k/ knowledge save you from pic related?
>>65553279
(FPBP)
By driving past the comic book shop to the drive thru guns-n-liquor store.

>>65553540
>A rape breeding conga line
I had no idea you were a man of taste, Mr. Ennis.

>>65554078
Yep we got ourselves a commie. Get a rope, let's drag him behind a truck.

>>65555587
You have never touched a gun, cumrade.

>>65553439
holy shit lmao