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How would you /k/apture a mountain?

Air assault on the summit and working your way down?
Alpine climbers ascending from the very bottom?
A giant death ray melting all the snow and washing the enemy away?
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Whats the timeframe? Id destroy the roads and wait, nobody these days has a castle stronghold with months of supplies, so they'll get hungry quick.
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douse the top of the mountain with chemicals and wait it to spread downward, repeat for a few week until everything is sterilized and plant a flag on the top
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>>65555379

Uhhhhh... Early 21st Century I guess. That way you have plenty of options
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>>65555392

What kind of chemicals?
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>>65555370
>surround mountain with troops
>wait for the enemy to starve/freeze to death
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>>65555370

Depends on the mountain.

If it's Mount Everest or K2, I just wait for the occupiers to kill themselves through massive incompetence, drug use, slipping on literal frozen shit, attempting to steal the coveted green boots, STDs, and fights (all common occurrences up there)
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>>65555370
send mass waves of infantry in golf carts up the mountain
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>>65555370
>How would you /k/apture a mountain?
Easy, I make a molehill from the mountain and then shovel it into the back of my pickup.
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>>65555370
Set it on fire
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>>65555370
Artillery. Shell every shelter entrance and ventilation shaft shut and scatter it with butterfly mines. If anything is left clear it by pumping in nerve agent.
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>>65555370

Infiltrate via underground springs
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>>65555370
Tunneling dwarves.
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>>65555370
Seige, fuck climbing. Just look at Masada.
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>>65555404
>attempting to steal the coveted green boots
Green boot was retrieved and properly interned years ago.
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>>65560556

basedo
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>>65555404
>>65560572
>coveted green boots.
QRD?
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>>65555370

Just napalm the summit until all of the snopw turns into water. Everyone on top gets burned to death, everyone below drowns.
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>>65566327

This



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