Previous: >>65552008>Image limit reachedhttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
>>65556914What a thrill~~(I fucking luv metal gear, even more than ace combat)
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>cleaning ARs outside after putting it off for a week>patio overlooking four-foot high fence >couple of neighborhood girls meander towards gate>unlatch and enter without invitation>they surround my folding table>unperturbed at the sight of weaponry>remain seated and calm because I can outpace any thief among them>also have a loaded pistol to defend myself without the ARs>littlest one points at the hardware and asks "What's this?">Owing no explanation at all, I reply "These are my toys.">Her older, pale, dark haired companion circling to my left chuckled>but kept those silver eyes fixated on the mess of polymer, aluminum and steel
>>65556791>Theres also a chance it could be diabetes but idkDiabetes scares me so much, even /fit/ people i know have gotten it as they get older, I know its "manageable" but still, the way it can cripple you even if your good about health is scary.
>>65556918hey, BB
>>65556919Lolis did not surround you and admire ur guns, this /k/ not AO3
>>65556924>this /k/ not AO3what's the difference?
>>65556976I'm, well you see, is that, I, uh, we post REAL fake stories and not fake fake stories
>>65556382Funny enough she insisted I got tested before I started piping her. She didnt actually look at the results which should have been a red flag.
>Every door in 90% of sci-fi settings, even standard residential doors and worse yet, interior doors, are powered sliding door that recess into the wall or ceilingMy ultimate 'tism tickler, why the fuck would you abandon solved technology like a fucking door to install something that probably cost a few thousand to install and requires a trained technician if anything goes wrong?>Sorry babe, there's a black out so you're gonna need to shit in the sink
>>65557029because it easily signifies you are somewhere technologically advanced.
>>65557048So its lazy worldbuilding
>>65556994Thinking with your cock has been the downfall of many a man.
>>65557029Fuck you when im rich im gonna have all my doors be sliding and pocket doors. Im not gonna waste any square footage on leaving space for a door to fucking swing. Thats 19th century thinking.
>>65557060When im rich im going to pay a bunch of 60 year old history autists to furnish my entire house in period correct 18th century furniture, doors, hardware, lath and plaster, oak wainscoting, etc. and shit
>>65556914>>65556917>>65556918>>65556936my Snake is solid.
>>65557200Does that make Solidus Snake a chub?
>>65557176I'm moving to a big ass cabin with a couple of maids (the job requirement is they have to wear Victorian maid uniforms)
https://files.catbox.moe/5v1103.mp4
>>65557218Damn man
>>65557052Didn't find her attractive enough for that just wanted to not be alone and do normal people things.Leave house and touch grassGet the clapNot giving up hope but sure is challenging sometimes.
>>65557218Bro, wtf??? My drawing didn't make the cut.
>>65557218Had a girl that liked getting dressed up in tactical gear and animeDamaged from sexual assault as a child so it doesnt work outStill think about her to this day
>>65557222What was your drawing?
>>65557218saved
>>65557218I love this. Love you guys so much
>>65557218>my MS paint drawing got included:D
>>65557218Shoulda been a Tyrone testimonial tbqh
>>65557260Does Tyrone still even do anything anymore
>>65557218>My post about the dangers of coyote girls got inneat!
>>65557218I'm deeply honoured and most amused, TYFYS
>>65557272He's an ancient meme but still truckinI bet he's a lot cheaper now
>>65557218good post
>>65557245What a mischievous looking individual
Snakes...
Does anyone still listen to incelcore?https://youtu.be/zCz-Uujnpeshttps://youtu.be/P5xYmjCV5c0https://youtu.be/00DYblHAkFwhttps://youtu.be/_OJjGruGNX0
>>65557218HORY SHID!MY BUDDY'S ART MADE IT!
>>65557349Here and there. Whenever I’m feeling nostalgic for that late 2010s-early 2020s period in my life.
>>65557349no, I listen to dungeon synthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4-yKTIKdf4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnlStP1TNtQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtAGLSWJowwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-qPf3Dq2l0
>>65557370Same, saw my old Playlist I made years ago and listened to it, its been a while.
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>>65557218Holy based
>>65557218Damn good!I need to up my drawfag skills~
>>65556987>fake fake storiesWouldn't that be a true story because of the double negative?
>>65557216AHHHHHHH FUCKTHAT ILLUSTRATION SPEAKS TO MY SOULLLLLLLLLLLL
Following the discussion of the last thread I’m going to leave some of you with some advice about gooning and why you shouldn’t. Sex is not all about your dick but your dick is what’s going to carry the event. A woman having pelvic floor issues doesn’t really affect her performance. Jerking it to porn 2-3 times a day is already going to desensitize you to normal sexual stimuli. Add a stressed pelvic floor and you will struggle to perform adequately. If your dick works fine but your back hurts you can always tell her to climb on top and have her fun. If your dick is having issues because you’ve been beating the shit out of it since puberty daily to increasingly fucked stuff your choice of position may not help you at all. My advice is to stop. It’s gonna suck and believe me it does, but after a week or so of abstinence you’ll already be pretty damn horny again. And you NEED to be a little frustrated to desire the chase or else you might just anesthetize yourself into a hermit lifestyle.
>>65557502IM A FREAKIM A GOONEERRRR>your dick is having issues because you’ve been beating the shit out of it since puberty daily to increasingly fucked stuff your choice of position may not help you at all. >My advice is to stopI actually agree with this and will probably stop doing it daily and instead make it a once a week thing. Even though I'll never get laid its still not a good thing to do that
>>65557512Need sex hair russkie camo gf
>>65557502>Jerking it to porn 2-3 times a day is already going to desensitize you to normal sexual stimuli.But, anon. I train my cock to last longer by jerking it off.
>>65557502I've been trying to stop for a while now but I really need to get better about it.
Been practicing a lot more lately. It feels nice to be able to put your ideas in paper.
>>65557549This is good but... c-could you draw something a little more cuter? This disturbs me, like I can really feel her terror.
>>65557549erotic
>>65556914Magpul Dynamics lives on in my heart.
>>65557555>>>/c/ is two blocks that way anon. Here's an uncute pic that made me remember some unsavory shit, to motivate you to leave.
>>65557549Nice Just sewed a plate carrier cause a couldn't sleep. Awesome feeling taking an idea and making it real
>>65557029fun fact, sliding doors cure insanity>>65557176dont do it mang, the furniture is better but everything else is worse.>.ps picture rails are kind of handy
>>65557218>AK-15>The best Finn>DaughteruNice
>>65557549Thats good, keep at it mang, you have the chops, just dont abuse Adderall.
>>65557555>This disturbs me, like I can really feel her terror.Seems like she's gonna be just fine after she gets home, has a glass of something and gets some sleep.
>>65557340Not Draco with a Draco...
anyone have the F-35 this person did? I have no idea who the artist is unfortunately
>>65557218wonderful
I've been one-shot by the malfoid>>65557621Looks like Luzaitis
>>65557349Somewhat yes but the big 3 have been hit or miss lately Neet and maniac for sure are the ones who kept up quality Not sure why but fried kind of fell off Not sure if I can consider nos3bleed as incelcore but he’s good too.
>>65557502True, however I don’t understand why the longer I go without jerking off the less I desire or tolerate women, whining and nagging been particularly irritatingLongest I went was a month and a half, consistently a week and a half/two
>>65557349Yeahhttps://youtu.be/7aabk94wOBY?is=Jyf2GCFVVoMrPcUK
>>65556914Anyone into Soviet war songs?I like them a lot, especially the ones from the afghan war https://youtu.be/rnfVqm4Tf8k?is=uu9GwWCupkNqNs6ohttps://youtu.be/Zx4kWJLMKNM?is=E2efPxzzJWJT7SFvhttps://youtu.be/_Wv4Pe13CK0?is=ulBjpoP_Hpnqa4Kihttps://youtu.be/GUa2i8oxV7A?is=7dWu9YVVy06WNRy_https://youtu.be/oiPWEGQYjT0?is=xiJ7FJYbk-TJw_RRRecommendations are appreciated
>>65556936>>65557200
>>65557600How? I mean old windows suck at insulating but other than that I bet everything else is better
>>65557836Who's art is this again?
>>65557754Faggot
>>65557218Thanks for putting my drawing in there Anon : )
>>65557218
>>65557349>incelcorethat's just punk rock / shoegaze, the fuck is incelcore?
>>65557048Technological advancement implies intelligence that created it, and intelligence would not result in blatant retardation.Granted that scifi is made for some goober to be entertained so ofc even forks are just made to look like complicated ayytech due to what you said
>>65556919You should be in prison for your own safety, anon
>>65557218man you are not tricking me into developing a more recognizable posting style like this goddamnit
s.t.a.l.k.e.r. Bandit but instead of being an ugly sociopathic dude she's a cute grill and instead stealing and murdering she loves you, dotes on you and cooks for you.
>>65558091Then that is no longer s.t.a.l.k.e.r
>>65558091if she doesn't do bandit things, then what makes her a bandit?
>>65558102Butt banditry (receptive)
>>65558091This but monolith
>>65557218Genuinely wholesome anon
More snek
>>65558145>you will never fall in to an ambush on the outskirts of Pripyat, leaving you bleeding in the wet grass>you desperately try to tourniquet your thigh with shaking hands, your fingers already numb as you realize you are lying in a pool of your own blood>as your vision starts to darken, you hear boots thudding closer >a white haired figure will never straddle you, her weight pressing against your weakening body, her thick thighs pressing against yours, her eyes empty yet focused as she studies you>she will never caress your face, hushing you pained whimpers with a gentle voice as she produces a healing Firefly artifact out of a container>you will never hear her whisper "come to me, husband. For the Monolith" as you lose consciousness
>>65558197>she will never "force" you to give her a dozen children that will grow up to be steadfast defenders of Pripyat
>>65558199Imagine doing it multiple times a day while listening to monolith prayers
>>65558202What do monolith women smell like?
>>65558207Dust after rain
>>65558184Ok what is the best way to magically enhance firearms?Enchanted ammunition?Guns that use magic instead of gunpowder?Iirc in full metal alchemist they use alchemy to make parts for guns so i wonder how having that ability to make complex parts pre modern machining would have affected gun development?
>>65557866Cope, sneed, mald. I like pretty tsunderes
>>65558197>>65558199
My balls itch.
>>65557502>And you NEED to be a little frustrated to desire the chaseThis shit doesn't work
>>65558226The most efficient way would be to enchant the gun to have some kind of "bonus" or to enchant the gun such that it either doesn't need ammo or imparts some magical effect on anything it fires. Assuming enchanting is expensive and time inefficient, which are traits most fantasy settings give to the enchanting process, and also assuming it can't be done en masse (like to an entire batch of thousands of bullets at a time) or by some kind of magitech industrial machine, enchanting bullets would be extremely inefficient. If it can be done in large quantities or industrially then it could be a really interesting field of firearms technology.I haven't watched FMA (I know, I know) so I have no idea how alchemy works in that series but isn't it sorta like IRL alchemy, where the main use is transmuting materials into other materials? I suppose that might allow for cost effective complex machining but really the limiting factor in firearms technology was rarely material science, it was more about cost and reliability; the main thing that really opened up firearms technology was smokeless powder, as black powder simply creates too much fowling and smoke to be useful in complex firearms. By the 1500s or 1600s the tech for repeating firearms was mostly there, but the chemistry for fulminating metals needed for primers/percussion caps and smokeless powder were not.Speaking of all this makes me mad that modern-age fantasy settings are so rare (and the few that exist like Harry Potter tend to be gay and retarded). It also makes me mad that most of the pseudo-Medieval/Renaissance systems out there have shitty or non-existent firearms rules.
>>65558226>Ok what is the best way to magically enhance firearms? Wouldn't you like to fucking know. This post glows hard
>>65557502>advice about gooning>10/03/26(Sat)01:30:11You never did have the makings of an /ak/ contributor, al-Bukhari. No one will reference your "work" in an actual effort post like anon's video edit.
>currently on my OBGYN rotation>recently saw a pregnant woman with syphilis>her baby may or may not have congenital syphilis> syphilis is an easily treatable disease so that shouldn't have happened in the first place>other mothers out there are smoking while pregnantDamn, I'm sometimes disappointed in my parents but some parents out there - for lack of a better word - don't give a fuck.
Today is a very important day
>>65558286And actually, expanding on this a bit, if any ammunition in a modern age fantasy setting was gonna be enchanted, it would probably be tank rounds and missiles. Those things are already extremely expensive and don't need to be made in the same quantities as small arms ammunition, plus the effect of magic materials and enchantments would open up tons of potentially very useful things for those munitions to do
>>65558328>500 years >Still make shit gunWhat went wrong?
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>>65558228I've never been a fan of Harry Potter, never read the books and I think saw only the first movie years ago and don't remember anything about it, but the Malfoid thing kinda got me to. I think I just like the idea of a hot tsundere being your rival at a school where she doesn't even necessarily know how much you hate her but then you end up getting with her anyways. Idk it's pretty cute
>>65558350Same. I'm gonna miss this trend when it ends. There's a lot of genuinely cute stuff. I will admit to reading all the fanfics people are writing in xitter. Some people are even rewriting a book or two with Malfoid inserted
>>65558337>I think ...You dont think, you only buy slop after slop of whatever beret corpo ask you to do, nigger.
>>65558321>mfw Pennsatucky is real
>>65558215comfy, like a rainy forest during fall
>>65558350>I think saw only the first movie years ago and don't remember anything about itI've only seen the first movie and the ending really rubbed me the wrong way. They're setting up Slytherin to win the House Cup and then they just take that away at the last minute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGrvPFCQ6K8
mother of God
>>65558321It's really bizarre hearing white middle class Americans who own dogs talk about how they can't have kids because it's too much responsibility and they might turn out badly or it takes too much time.They're raising furbabies while methheads and incestors are raising dumpster kids.
>>65557502>you NEED to be a little frustrated to desire the chaselmao, the one time I managed to successful completely no nut november my already minimal desire to interact with women absolutely plummeted and I focused way more on my hobbies. Fuck social interaction, you fags are pretty much the only people I "hang out" with.
>>65558418>They're raising furbabies while methheads and incestors are raising dumpster kids.It's so sad that those kids are born into those shit situations and that, of course, affects their futures.
>>65558417This twittershit has absolutely nothing to do with /ak/. It's also getting spammed by bots and zoomers all over 4chan, like a cancer.
>>65558359Malfoid is cute
If I have a glasses fetish are glasses stores good places to try and find a wife?
>>65558471Guns?
>>65558478Gun deez nuts nigga
>>65558471my 3d wife looks like this
>>65558418>They're raising furbabiesI've been seeing a lot more people bringing their dogs into public spaces like restaurants and stores these days. I presume that's related to the proliferation of "furbabies".
>>65558467
I also sometimes put on post-rock and see where it takes me. Godspeed, You Black Emperor! is my favorite. Here's a lowly U.S. Army rifleman lost in the chaos of a Soviet breakthrough in West Germany.
>>65558525Draw another one where his waifu is poking her head up next to his eyes look ok now.
To all the Malfoid enjoyers, have you considered Momfoid?
You all need a good airgun!
>>65558579Airguns are the flat women of the gun world. Why get one when you can have a REAL woman
>>65558579Honestly if I was gonna get a non-gun weapon to shoot for cheap it'd be a bow
>>65556923Sup nigga
>>65558595I did archery for a few years, and it really depends on what sort of archery you want to do. It lost its joy; meanwhile, I still love shooting my airgun. >>65558592Airgun girls can be flat, they can be As, and they can be Bs too! But more importantly, they grow once you knock them up!
>>65558633> Two in one packageDamn, whatever predator manage to get her is very lucky. She carry little snack on her back ;)
>>65558645
>>65558645What a bitch thing to say. You're more of a woman than a man with all that passive-aggressiveness.
>>65558467>>65558523>>65558577This isn't even tangentially related to /ak/
>>65558659I am more manly than you will ever be, pidor.
>>65558645she's going to shoot them before they can do that, and then she's going to shoot you in the head for being a mean nigger.
>>65558663How about this?
>>65558677Yeah, that's /ak/ related in spite of the poor models and animator's barely disguised fetish.
>>65558676And is there any reason to carry a damned babby while hunting?
>>65558675With a bitch reaction like that? Nah, you're a bitch. You're probably fat too.
>>65558633Air guns just seem like zero fun at all, archery you can at least be autistic about and larp.
>>65558686monkey see, monkey do.in no time, that baby will be ripping out deer throats.
>>65558702You can get a good bow and a good airgun cheaply. Try them both out. Also, when doing archery, especially with heavier bows, it will work out in your arm more than in your other arm if you stick to one arm. So make sure you shoot with both arms.
>>65558713That baby won't see shit while in her back.
>>65558663Who cares? 90% of these threads are just dudes blogposting about shit no one cares about while posting the same 30 pictures 500 times
>>65558663Half the shit posted here isn't. It's just an anime girl imageboard and blogposting spot at this point.
>>65558577Hag tiddies are best tiddies.
I just got a makarov for the first time. What a cool pistol. I love this gun.
>>65557814I'm a sucker for these too, Anon. Kaskad's entire lineup from that era are great. Forward, Kamaz was on my playlist during my entire army career. Hard to listen to it nowadays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhsupL3PFK4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gknnfa9eyhMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzce0pQufY0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e8CKOWinmEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVyZ5RzUhJUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGL_u9j7pjYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZ8549vE5ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h1PCn7KEzIA few others I used to listen to.
I love this trendI'm so invested right now
>>65558102she smokes, swears, and shoots like one
>>65558750that's just a slav
>>65558750>all the worst parts of being a bandit with none if the good partsGross
>>65558724>>65558725Sometimes, an anon effort posts.
>>65558690Holy projection. Get your ass over here so i can gap you real nice, you petukh.
>>65558747Your bread and circus sir(I don't know shit about Harry Potter I just like hot blondes)
>>65558677This would be way hotter if she didnt have arms
>>65558795Not only you're a bitch but a faggy ass russian bitch at that too.
>>65557218Damn...wonderful...
>>65558663
>>65558823Go take your heart pills, Hisao.
>>65558846>2012 was 14 years ago
Breeding Cop Girls.
>>65558880Yes
>>65557216>(the job requirement is they have to wear Victorian maid uniforms)And be under 5'3", with HUGE TRACTS OF LAND and be able to curl 250 lbs.No slackers in my remote hovel!
>>65558880>Breeding Cop GirlsEw, disgusting. I wont stick my cock in a pig.
>>65557279I had a neighbor in Arizona who had a "pet" coyote. He thought it was an abandoned dog.The thing acted like a "normal" dog, but would fucking murder any stray cat, dog, etc that came on their property.He also had to "introduce" visitors to the "dog" (coyote) so it would not try and attack them.I guess it could have been a lot worse. All in all it seemed to be working out for all involved.
>>65557717>Happy B-Day Big E!
>>65558888Good man, breed her well.>>65558905You will love your government issued pig.
>>65558677Her footwear confounds me.They seem like socks that would do nothing but annoy me all day.I am vexed by this.
>>65558918>Russian pigCome on, her body count must be higher than 9/11 casualties.
>>65558525You are good at drawing eyes
>>65558592TUMMY
>>65558928Stop making up excuses! If she is Russian and a Cop on top of that then you'll know that she'll be beating to death for being a whore by her hard ass father. Now go breed your pure Cop.
>>65558917>Nips STILL too traumatized to put her in Kancolle>>65558928Yeah but it was all anal.
>>65558941Is that your drawing, anon?
>>65558943>all analAnal slut is not wife material, anon. I have lean it the hard way.
>>65558917>Big Eevery time I see that, I hear the voice of the damn narrator from the Battle 360° documentary ejaculating as he says the line inside my head: "The Big Eeeeeeehhhhh~!"
>>65558737I just wish the ruskies would have chambered it in 7.62×25, would have made it so much better
>>65558941I love horny women
>>65558750>>65558752sounds cute, need slav wife
>>65558880Yes I will fuck da police, by sausage will be wrapped in bacon and I'll be happy
>>65558737Regret selling the EG one I had. Just a good little gun. Take care of her.
>>65558904>And be under 5'3"she needs to be 6'0'' at the LEAST, God I love tall women
>>65558982SWEATY SEX DORK SWEATY DORK SEX
>>65558945Nope, unfortunately, just a sketch by Epakim
>>65558953Do you think there were ruskie boomers talking about "muh 7.62x25 was a real manstopper, 9mm can't even scratch the paint on a lada"
consumed too much malfoid drawings yesterdayslept holding a pillow>>65557218this is great anon
>>65558970FAT PIGS!
>tfw RPK will never call you her moth
>>65558997Wouldn't she be the moth and you her light? Seeing how she's always attracted to you like a moth to light?
>>65558991In this case it would have been genuinely an improvement, even though it is cool, 9mm mak is fucking anemic
>>65558982You would have loved a girl I went to HS with.Well over 6', and from a distance looked "normal".Then you got closer, and realized you were talking to her neck. (or tits, depends how short you are).And that she was just "large".Everything was in perfect proportion, just scaled up.I think she had to be 6'2" at least, and won a state athletics scholarship.The silly part, she drove a first gen Honda Civic.We used to give her shit about "Driving it from the back seat", but she was in love with that car and would origami herself into that thing.Last I heard she was working as a P-T tech at a VA hospital.
>>65558982>>65558985GOD I want to spoon with this dork.
>>65559002>You and I are like a moth, soaring as it is entangled in flame until one day, it is reduced to ashes, and fades beautifully into nothingness. But who is the moth, and who is the flame?
>>65558953>>65559004Doesn't the Mak being a direct blowback pistol mean it pretty much needs to be chambered is a super low pressure round?
>Why am I staring at you? Could it be that you're shy? Fufu, don't worry, I don't have a high-performance visual module like 12 or 15, so it's just an observation... So is that what makes people shy? Is that so?
>>65559009Jesus christ, there are actually amazons wandering among us. Why didn't you marry her anon? Why did you let her slip away?
>>65559010Why would you want to spoon this TALL DORK?
>>65559020I want to nuzzle C's tummy
>>65559026opps forgot pic
>>65559016Not necessarily, the chinks had a super duper spicy 32 load they used in their PP clone the Type 64 (which was smaller than a normal PP, I'll let the jokes write themselves) which they were able to delay blowback via spiral cut flutes in the chamber. You can absolutely achieve retard pressures in a blowback action, it's just a terrible idea and you need to do some fuckery to accomplish it
>>65558737I got a CZ82, because I fucking love CZ shit. Neat lil guns
>>65559020Because my best friend from toddler through HS, was a tiny redhead, thus corrupting me toward short, muscular women.
>>65558592WHERE’S THE PUBES
>>65559020AN-94 is not flat chested, she is ALPHA!
>>65559020D with C’s tummy please
>>65559026>>65559029Because I want to cuddle her and kiss her fit back. I know, I know, I'm totally degenerate.
>>65558959I love this dude's tarkov characters. Especially her. Epakim can draw some peak shit. >>65558941What a qt. I wanna caress her horns and tell her how cute she is.
>>65559037CZ82's are fuckawesome.Superb choice sir.
>>65559050you fucking creep
>>65559016>being a direct blowback pistol mean it pretty much needs to be chambered is a super low pressure round?Allow me to introduce you to the Astra 600. Hope you like recoil!
>>65559051He is pretty great
Imagine the sheer girl-stink
>>65559038Same here brother. I was bestfriends with a lil goth and horse girl that people used to talk shit about all the time. Regularly used to fuck her, was always hypnotized by her abs. I couldn't figure out what I liked more, cumming inside her, cumming onto her abs and watching the white spunk flood into the lines, or finish by humping her abs. I should call her...
>>65558228>>65558359>>65558467>>65558523Rowling's gotta be kicking herself in the head right now realizing she could have easily added a few more zeros to her bank account just by making Malfoy a girl
>>65558328>Berretta I remember my grandfather said that the Pope/Catholic Church are the actual owners of Berretta. Also they could've done something a lot cooler for their half-millennium anniversary.
>>65559072God damn this is painful to read
>>65558917
>>65559067We never crossed that line, but there was much "touchy-feely" when we were in our early teens.Eventually we were like "wankbuddies" because neither one of us wanted to cross the line and fuck eachother, but we were turned on by eachother. And really, she had a fucking magnificent body. I met her and her husband a while later, He is VERY happy, but mentioned that "she still talks about you". Yeah. Awkward.
>>65559110>she still talks about youTHEN FUCKING GO GET HER TIGER WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
>>65559118Nah man, she's married, trying to steal another man's wife is scumbag behavior
>>65559122well then yeah that's pretty obviously off-limits, i agree.
>>65559124>>65559122wow. i just completely didn't read the last sentence in your post lol, i am retarded.
>>65559091Wow, she's literally the perfect woman, NEED
>>65559110Some men drown while others die of thirst. Its not fucking fair
>>65559072Nice thick hips
>>65559064I bet everyone would be afraid of them at school and not realize they’re actually complete DORKS
>>65559067>>65559110Good god I wish I was not a social retard autist.
>>65559110Mine was kinda like that in the beginning. Very touchy feely. She'd often run up to me between classes and lean her head on my shoulder, hold my hand, and tell me about her day. Apparently, I was the first guy she regularly hung out with that wasn't immediately trying to get into her fishnets within 5 minutes of talking to her (Rural south, this was a decade before the "GOTH MOMMIE UWU" retard fad, so a lot of dudes didn't like her.), so she was stuck on me like velcro. First time we ever did it was a day I was helping her out on her horse farm. Caught me staring at her fat ass when she bent over to pick up a stir-up. She said something along the lines of "You know, if you wanted to fuck, I wouldn't mind/ I'd let you use me." Poor 16 year old me was not prepared for miss 17 year old social outcast goth girl with loads of pent up sexual frustration. Since that day, no girl compares to her. I've still yet to have a girl squat over my lap and aggressively slam her hips as hard as she can on my cock like her. I took her virginity in a hayloft. Stained my white t-shirt in her hymen blood and I came home covered in hickies, scratches, bite marks. It looked like I had just raped someone lmfao. At the time, I was starting to become a fuck boy normal fag, so I never tried to cuff her up or lock her down, something I regret everyday. I think she lives in another state now.
>>65559137easily the hottest character usergore has drawn. Does anybody has the pic of her in the nightgown?
>>65559148I'm a social retard autist and I approached a girl the other dayDidn't even get an instant restraining order but I'm fairly good looking which may have helped
>>65559136Yeah
>>65559148I was very luck desu anon. I used to have that "Cute dorky southern boy" charm that would drive girls crazy. My mom couldn't even keep up with their names, thats how fast I used to go through women. After covid, its become progressively harder to find a girl for some reason. Im 26, about to be 27, and I've been single for almost 4 years with occasional situationships that last maybe a few months. Women are so pretty, it just sucks that they're all mudsharks, crazy, or fat nowadays. My personality is shot now, I don't have that "Spark" anymore. Now im just a depressed dude in his mid 20's that feels like he's still 22 years old. Women smile and wave to me, compliment my eyes, etc but I just can't bring myself to waste another few weeks on one.
>>65558745They have something I can’t really put a finger on, it’s either the low quality of the audio, the lyrics or the fact that they can (and probably were sometimes) campfire songsThey make you feel there in a wayI found these one’s as well, they are more recent thoMoй двop is really good as well https://youtu.be/GgqMlcXYUxo?is=_neigLubcM7oHfBahttps://youtu.be/wmOTTL9dUE0?is=aUKut79xpdqEo8nqI should learn to play the guitar, between these and stalker tracks I like many
>>65559158I've done it a few times, gotten rejected; got set up by co-workers at an old job with a cute autist girl and went on three dates that were more awkward and retarded than you can imagine and we kinda never contacted eachother again. I literally cannot get close to people. I can talk to other men in a aloof, civil, way but I don't form connections with people. I can talk to women the same way if I try (but I have nothing in common with them so there needs to be some subject at hand which needs discussing), but will literally run out of things to say and feel unable to speak/panic attack building up if I try any kind of social or 'getting closer' conversation. 35 yo wizard. I'm fit and average looking but poor and work a dirty rural job so women my age probably don't want to know. Once, just, once, I had a girl come on to me but of course I couldn't handle it and gave her 'the ick' on a monumental level. Literally adrenaline shakes while talking to her the same as when I crashed my motorcycle into a ditch in at 60mph and stood up(ish) and started finding broken bones - except the cause was trying to socialize with a girl. If we had spoilertags I'd spoiler my retarded blogpost but we don't.>>65559156The freckles and smile are sublime.
>>65558981EG=East German? Mine is as well>Take care of her.I will.I kinda ignored maks when they were cheap, and now I deeply regret it. I'm genuinely astounded by the quality of the gun. The blueing is incredible, some of the best I've ever seen on any pistol. I had no idea their barrels were chrome lined. And the takedown is nothing short of genius, I had no idea they worked like that. Hell, I didn't even realize they were DA/SA, I kinda just assumed they were SAO like a tokarev. This is just a genuinely, absurdly well made gun I completely overlooked. I think I'm gonna stalk auctions in my area and try to get one from each country I can. It's activated my gun tism like nothing has in a long time.
>all these MalfoidsI went to a gas station and there are coincidentally Harry Potter themed body washes.
I didn't even have an interest in relationships until I was an adult due to some atrocious parenting and bad experiences, some of which was ironically due to being attractive to girls.
>>65559221>due to some atrocious parentingYo fuck any parent who teases their children about girlfriends or how just because you're talking to a girl you must love her. I hated that shit so much growing up and it kinda fucked with me a little
>>65559156Hai hai
>>65559229freckles erotic
>>65559156usergore needs to draw lewd girls
This Malfoid shit is just Zoomers discovering Rule 63
>>65559228Oh no, I went through much worse.
>>65559229Uhhh I can see it
>>65559228Yeah same man hated that shit
>>65559244You can't just say that and not tell us
>>65559244Story time?
>>65559228Same, it was my mother and cousin tooGrew up socially retarded partly for that reason
>>65559228My parents were the opposite, they never once mentioned girls, dating, relationship advice or encouragement. And they never talked about sex or attraction or dating even in a context not related to me, so when I was young I had no exposure to it except late 90s early 00s internet porn. I thought talking about it or talking to a girl was embarrassing and always felt it wasn't for me. There was no encouragement or male comradery between me and my father with him talking to me about girls. It wasn't until I was an adult and heard friends talking with their fathers, or other fathers talking generally, that I realized men would tell stories to their sons about girls or talk to them about relationships or even things like 'hey she's good looking'. Never had any of that, sex was not something to be mentioned. They might occasionally talk about 'when I'm older and married' but never what lead up to that. The only one exception was when I was 15 my dad, somewhat mechanically and awkwardly, told me to keep a condom in my wallet. They were good an generous parents but grew up in religious only-just-post-war households which were old fashioned even then, my grandmother had more in common with Victorians than with people around her when she died at 98 in the early 00s - the family never became modern in any of the good ways or any of the bad ways.
>>65557218catbox link doesn't work =(
>>65559247>>65559251Alright you asked. .>5, maybe 6>girl from preschool moves in down the street>doesn't have a dad>mom takes me there to greet the new neighbors >sends me off to play with the girl>I don't want to; she's acting weird >mom doesn't care and ignores my concerns>girl pulls me into the house and up into her room >exposes herself and forces me to touch her>run away>try to tell my mom >get put in trouble for interrupting an adult conversation >dad comes by later, is confused by the situation, and does nothing >am forced to continue to be around this same girl for years despite repeated objections >adults do nothing about her harassing me>they act like it's cute and try to encourage me to go along with it>am punished for hitting a girl if I defend myself>at one point my sister held me down so she could forcibly kiss me while adults were in another room >no one did anything Also>lady across the street who used to babysit me and my sister was kinda crazy>never got over her late husband >used to often tell me she was going to marry me and try to give me unwanted affection >again, totally unchecked, parents let it happen and went on for yearsAs a teen>sister's friend comes over>wants to take my virginity >I'm not really ready yet>doesn't leave my bed when asked to several times>keeps pushing >I eventually cave>later discover I have chlamydia>dad now out of the house >sister is in college >am constantly made the outlet for my mom's frustrations with men>this isn't new at this point but it is substantially worse now>hearing about how men are horrible and do all of these awful things to women>I have now experienced serious sexual harassment and dubiously consensual sex>I am getting regularly flirted with by adult women, occasionally catcalled, and even grabbed a few times>I find myself think "I guess this is what women are like. I don't want my of this crap."And I'm out of characters.
>>65559312Damn.
Reading what some of you fuckers have gone through makes me feel blessed to have had such a boring, uneventful life. Like, god damn.
>>65558917I will give her multiple birthday smooches, and will torment the souls of those who sold her off to be scrapped
>>65559312>>exposes herself and forces me to touch herHypersexuality as a kid is a sign of abuse...
>>65559245Shhhh you see nothing
>>65559310Catbox has been pretty fucky recently I believe. I don't use it often but I saw other anons talking about that
>>65559312Not quite the same thing but when I was in kindergarten or 1st grade a girl tried to make me kiss her with tongue.I'm still weirded out about the concept of French kissing almost 30 years later.>>65559360>Hypersexuality as a kid is a sign of abuseYeah I think about that occasionally. Sad story for that girl.
>>65559072>Yemeni coffee place opens really close to me>kinda want to buy some beans from them but always super antsy about going into ethnic places out of fear they have a "we don't take kindly to infidels are here..." attitudeYes I know it's retarded but my tism is strong
>>65559391>Sad story for that girl.Yeah, and the fact that she didn't have a dad certainly makes the likelihood of her being abused higher :(
>>65559342I get the impression that a lot of dudes here haven't had a very stable upbringing.
>I have returned to hug you.
>>65559412People who are consistently online in fringe spaces often don't, and maybe it's personal bias but I think the proportion of bad parents and shitty situations compared to good ones has a lot more of the former than most people really want to admit.
>>65559412It’s funny to see that sometimes from the same household can come out two very different people My younger brother is the perfect normie, in a good kind of way, popular, lots of friends eccetera.Me?Successful but a pariah as long as I remember, guess they knew where they went wrong with me and fixed themselves up dunno
>>65559312>exposes herselfMany such cases!
So, uh, yeah. Guns and boobs.
>>65559342Just like SS or RPK schizo, we have some literal mental cases in this general >Inb4 the mentally ill schizo defender comes in their defense
>>65559229>>65559156>>65559129>>65559091>>65559072Where are you getting these? Not everything is on booru and kemono had shat a brick last I checked.
>>65559468>RPK schizoI don't think he's an actual schizo, just very committed to the bit.
>>65559467Haha... Yeah
>>65559468I like when he posts batshit crazy stuff because it reminds me I'm not that bad.
>>65559472Danbooru
some very poor decisions were made in my upbringing that stunted my social development and essentially rugpulled my life right out of the gate, but at least it wasn't outright abusive I guess>>65559462in my case my parents put more effort into my older brother because he had dyslexia (taking him out to do stuff and build his confidence, cultivating lifelong passions and friendships), then I guess they figured that since I was a gifted child I'd be able to sort myself out and they wouldn't need to do that with mecombine that with my elementary school pulling me out of mainstream education to claim more government gibs and negligible opportunity to socialize outside of schoolI'd like to say that I'm way better socially than I used to be, but don't think I'll ever truly recover and have no idea how to actually start meeting people etc>>65559472>kemono had shat a brick last I checked.pawchive.pw
>>65559468>Right before it becomes unbearable and dangerous she lifts your hand out of itThat's tame compared to the rest of the stories where RPK breaks a finger, rib, nose or suffocates the victim and gaslights about it all.
>>65559468>>65559500>shoot yourself in the head so RPK can't torture you anymoreWhat ya gonna do now, bitch?
>>65559492>no idea how to actually start meeting people etcDunno how old you are but after your mid 20s the opportunities become more scarce unless it's work related.
>>65559290I have a similar experience to you Anon, i was teased about associating with girls as a child and early teens by my mom but that was about it, my dad has never talked to me about any of that as far as i can remember.>>65559462Same but my older brother is the normal one.I think if you are naturally extroverted your upbringing matters less and you generally turn out normal.Introverts however can get pretty fucked up if they dont have an optimal upbringing.
>>65559440It's gonna get even worse, kids are now being parented by the people who weren't parented well, neglectful parents just throwing their kids in front of a screen all day is the norm now and we're already seeing the ramifications with how much of an absolute disaster gen Alpha is turning out to be
>>65559312If it makes you feel any better at least you weren't sexually assaulted by your older sister. Honestly my childhood sexual encounters sounds like the stuff of hentai but it's very real and significantly more traumatizing in 3d
>>65559536Back in the olden times people who had poor parenting just fucking died, now each generation survives and passes on their shitty upbringing making the problem worse and worse.
>>65559342I think I'm a better person for my trauma. The brain is a muscle and emotional hardship is a form of exercise, even if it means I instinctively flinch whenever anyone raises a hand near me and can never drink whiskey again
Well now that I am thoroughly depressed I am going to bed. Alarm in 3 hours goddamn it. Good night, you faggots.
>>65559599Night
>>65559205Yes, it was one of the really early imports where it came with ALL the bullshit. And that is how I sold it. Holster, extra mags, lanyard, the works. Granted the holster and lanyard were leather of name only and of such shitty quality that they may as well have been paper, but there was the extra SN'd mag, and the weird multitool thing.
>>65559599>Working on a SundayHa, loser*sets alarm for work tomorrow*
>>65559514Considering the technology of GFL, I imagine RPK would have an electronic copy of her victim's conscious as a contingency or something mental like that.
>>65559118Ahem."married".I don't do that.>>65559122>trying to steal another man's wife is scumbag behaviorThe nigger that pulled that with my brother and his ex is on my "world is ending,smoke this asshole before you meet God" list. His ex would be No2 on that list.
>>65559601I feel very lucky, mine has an original leather holster and both magazines. That was also something I had no idea about, the mags being serialized and numbered. No tools though.
>>65559610She was gonna cheat anyway, just be happy it got found outIf one of my friends gf/wife wanted to fuck id fuck her, and after that id tell my bro shes a cheating whore, thats what a good friend would do.
>>65559619One of those weird deals where the two mags had the last three of the SN electro penciled on them.>>65559634He knew before I did, but that she tossed away a good life for nigger dick is what convinced me she needed ballistically induced brain surgery.
>>65559572>this dude got onee-chan'dstorytime?
>>65559514look up fully immuene individual for GFL lore, she what her gimmick is, thats what will happen with you
>>65559654Why does everyone want to know about how random anons were sexually molested by their siblings?
he's doing the thing
Saddam a go-go
>>65559670It entertains me seeing how fucked up your guys lives are
>>65559682It's time for this thread to get Old Yeller'd
>>65559686Glad I could amuse you.
and right at bump limit too
>>65559682>mom I posted it again!
Fresh bread>>65559695>>65559695>>65559695>>65559695>>65559695
>>65557029Electromechanical doors that automatically open in a blackout situation are already a thing that exists. It's the future. You don't need a "specialist" to fix your door any more than you need one today... Oh, wait, you do need one today unless you're a carpenter or maintenance tech of some sort already. Or do you think every home owner/renter/building owner/etc has both the tools and knowledge to fix every possible problem with every possible door?Now, for world building, why would all the doors be of the sliding and recessed type? Easy, it saves space. Many future settings are crowded, every square foot matters when your city is cramming people into it in a way that makes a sardine can look spacious. They are physically more secure. The door itself extends several inches beyond the sides of the frame and into the floor; meaning you're not going to simply kick it in. You also aren't going to slip annoying pamphlets under it. So not only does the sliding door quickly tell you "you're in the future!" it also tells you "this place is crowded and maybe needs extra security". It works even better if, in your world, the plebs have sliding doors and the rich folk have swinging doors; to say "look at you being concerned with your square footage, I have so much I can waste it on a door."As Mark Twain would say to you Anon "Best to keep your mouth shut and let people suspect you're an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt."
