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"Grab SKS, go innawood" thread to RETVRN to tradition.

Previous: >>65556914
>Image limit reached
>bump limit reached

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
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I love my SKS
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Where's that anon whose SKS loves eating slop
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>>65559722
I love this drawing so much
>that gut
>that cow

Very fun drawing.
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>>65559695
It saddens me that only men and butch lesbians would live like this

[Artist is @semiautopenguin]
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>>65559724
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I actually dislike fishing
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>>65559733
I like fishies
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Shes cute when she smiles
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Its modelo time foo
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bullpups
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>>65559695
Feeling tempted to snag one of those Tavor kits and print a receiver for it. Will I have to give up my firstborn to my orthodox Jewish wife’s rabbi father?
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>>65559695
Has the poverty build AR15 replaced the SKS as the predominant “go innawoods” rifle?
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>>65559770
it has for a long time
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>>65559770
Absolutely. 5.56 is cheaper than 7.62 plus SKS prices are retarded these days.
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>>65559753
Today i was thinking
>what if you bullpuped a crossbow?
And then i was thinking
>why?
And the best i came up with is
>well on a pistol style crossbow if the grip is closer to the nose end in theory it would be easier to aim
And thats the best i got
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>>65559722
>Someone actually saved my doodle
kek
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New 'shimi just dropped (and boy is it lewd).
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>>65559819
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Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
I should be drawing
Anyone got any adderal?
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>>65559695
>former California compliant tdoll now an uncle Ted like hermit after discovering /k/ and /out/
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>>65559848
So is the "Naze" pronounced as Nazi with regard to this artist's name?
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>>65559821
based shimiposter
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>>65559867
probably not, i think they're thai
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>>65559781
>>65559792
Is there any AR15 that can match the sovl of an sks, though? Windham bushmasters come close, but I think that’s just because of the Y2K era of larp.
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>>65559896
M16A1 is the most SOVLFUL AR
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>>65559889
>thai
I've noticed there are a lot of Thai artists out there on the internet making pretty good anime art or maybe I just happen to be following a lot of Thai artists. I don't know how to explain it but each Asian country other than Japan seems to have different ways of drawing anime.
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>>65559896
what the other guy said. the A1 has sovl.
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>>65559896
Wood furniture on an M16A1 definitely has sovl.
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>>65559867
No, its pronounced "nahzzeh" smooth one word, no break like how the japs say it.
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>>65559724
Why are you posting nigger, anon?
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>>65559733
>Cigarette holder
I've literally never seen one of these IRL, is this bitch from the 1920s?
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>>65559980
She is just larping.
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>>65559974
Why are you posting, niggeranon?
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>>65559989
>Why are you posting, niggeranon
Becuz thats wahts nigger do, nigger.
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>>65559984
Dork
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>>65559999
Fuckin CHECKED!!!
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>>65559695
When I was first browsing this board, the SKS and Mosin were poorfag rifles. Now the cheap Russian surp faucet has been cut off...
>boots without tread innawoods
shiggy
>>65559728
>post a QT I stumbled upon
>days later, other anons are digging up and reposting the artist's other work
The /ak/ community is so cool!
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>>65559897
>Lighter than an M4
>20in pissin hawt velocity
>Doesn't brap in your face like an SBR
>Kino history
>Makes neofudds seethe and boil with rage
Yeah I'm thinking based
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Now that I'm thinking about it I wonder how many other men are going through pelvic floor issues, penis issues in general, these days compared to a few decades ago or so now that porn addiction is at an all time high. Also its crazy to think about how the only time you ever saw a womans body in a lewd manner back in the day, outside of actually seeing one first hand, were through sex mags, movies, or photos. Even then you had to physically go out of your way to acquire the material which I can imagine was awkward as fuck so many men never partook in doing so. Now I don't know much about that era but I imagine men masturbated way less or rather didn't goon compared to today because of that, not to say they didn't of course.
But now we're a click away from seeing millions of pictures and videos of all kinds of women doing, saying, and dressing up in all sorts of shit. Not to mention animation and drawn material. To think that this is all relatively new..
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>"POTTAH! DID YOU CUT OUT A PORTRAIT OF ME AND GLUE IT ONTO A BODY PILLOW YOU THEN PROCEEDED TO FUCK FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT UNTIL YOU GOT RUG BURN ON YOUR DICK, ON TO THEN DRUG DRACO MALFOY WITH A POLYJUICE POTION MADE FROM MY HAIR AND HAVE THE ENTIRETY OF GRYFFINDOR HOUSE GANGBANG HIM AGAINST HIS WILL?" Dumbledore asked calmly
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>>65560075
>Let's discuss jorking for a third thread!
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>>65560084
You're right... Forgive me
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>>65560088
You're forgiven this time.
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>>65560075
I missed your first post, how the fuck are pelvic floor issues related to jerking off? Please don't tell me chronic gooning leads to shitting yourself
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>>65560063
>post a QT I stumbled upon
Once I saw her:
>blonde hair
>golden eyes
>resting bitch face
>cd player
>quality art
I needed to find more
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>>65560096
T-Thanks.. but real quick I'm just gonna talk to this one anon. After that I won't discuss it, I promise.
>>65560099
>Please don't tell me chronic gooning leads to shitting yourself
Shitting yourself? No. But it can cause some issues like urinary incontinence. Look into it and be careful with excessive j*rking
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What gun are you all looking to get next? I need more German guns, either a K43 or a WWI P08 would be next for me.
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>>65559900
I think most anime's animated in Vietnam/Thailand/Korea now anyway and Thais are obsessed with Jap culture anyway
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>>65560120
>But it can cause some issues like urinary incontinence
No it can't
That's from stuff like CPPS which has no known cause and no cure, but jacking off actually helps. t. CPPS sufferer who got told to jerk off more by the doc
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>>65560177
>t. CPPS sufferer who got told to jerk off more by the doc
wtfff, prescribed masturbation
I need to know how that conversation went.
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>>65560177
>jerk off more by the doc
Did the doc help you jerk off?
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>>65560188
No he just stuck a finger in my pooper and didn't even give me a reach-around
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>>65559896
Yeah, roll your own pencil barrel pre A1 variant.
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>>65559896
16 in barrel M4rgeries are like the SKS of ARs for sure. The M16A1 is classier like a FAL
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>>65559896
Pretty much any m16 personally I like the M16A4.
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Hello, sir, i heard you were having Penis Problems.
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>>65560239
Considering how many colonoscopies the VA has inflicted on my person, I invite whatever chicanery she has planned for my wretched body.
>Challenge, Accepted.
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a woman tickling your prostate while giving you a reacharound sounds kinda gross IRL but whenever i see it in a doujin it gets me rock hard.
i guess because doujins do away with the realities of poop it makes anything related to butt-stuff less gross, IRL that shit sounds like it would be kinda rancid, same with fucking a girl in her asshole.
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I'm taking my girlfriend to the party and ball this evening.

Wish me luck.
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>>65559728
What's the symbolism in this one? I can infer, from the grenade and the OPERATOR and photo of Uncle Ted's cabin, that this girl is an individualist and The State has come for her. But what is on the laptops, what's that flag on the wall? Is the CD relevant? I feel like I recognize the photo of the guy on the right but can't think of who it is. Is the photo of the guy on the left supposed to be Linkola in one of his wooly sweaters?
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>>65560079
This needs to stop.
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>>65559741
NATENCZAS
WOJSKI
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The SKS and Mosin will always be the quintessential innawoods "survivalists" rifles in my mind, even if it isn't really true anymore
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I'm gonna miss this trend when it's finished. I want to get married!!!! I want a wife and kids!!!!! Israel took this from me!!!!!!
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>>65560392
You have a bigger version of the bottom left one?
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>>65560397
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>>65560398
Thanks anon, that is a really cute pic, that hairstyle is pure sex
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>>65560392
No it didn't, you don't know how to talk to women
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>>65560405
Yeah, long hair done up like that is so nice. It's one of the mains reasons long > short for me; you can get a lot of the same effects short hair give you when the girl puts her hair up but if it's short to begin with you can't also have the goodness of her wearing it long.
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>you don't know how to talk to women
Yes. And its because Benjamin Netanyahu personally
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>>65560405
>>65560426
It's very nice
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>>65560456
Meant to reply to >>65560417
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Does a gigastacy turn in to a dork if she wears glasses?
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>>65560465
Both are a state of mind, not an appearance
Glasses make no difference, just like how a woman having short hair doesn't instantly make her a "tomboy"
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>>65560481
Truke
I hate seeing bitches call themselves a tomboy and they just have short hair
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>>65560075
>sex mags
I was looking for artistic references on google images and stumbled apon a bunch of old playboy pics and God damn these whores used to be classy, modern thots are a real downgrade.
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>>65560465
>gigastacy
She is always been a dork.
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>>65559980
you don't live in an urban environment, do you?
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>>65560248
just eat a lot of fiber, and maybe douche before sex to be extra safe.
>t. spent too much time researching anal sex to see whether my pegging fantasies would be realistic
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>>65560297
>But what is on the laptops
looks like the youtube ui, likely the page for her own account/channel
>what's that flag on the wall?
How are you on /k/ and never even heard of the pine tree flag?
>I feel like I recognize the photo of the guy on the right but can't think of who it is.
It's Sam Hyde
>Is the photo of the guy on the left supposed to be Linkola in one of his wooly sweaters?
I believe that's Paul Harrell
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>you will never come home to this every day
why even live
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Kill traitors.
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>>65560502
>dork
How can she be a dork if she has such a cool car? It means she is cool and sexy as well
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>>65560526
I wish the military actually used dubok camo in the games, also rolling
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>>65560392
>>65560398
>>65560459
Peak trend, I hope it'll keep going for a bit
Speaking of the Harry Potter universe, I always wondered how a Wizard-Muggle war would play out
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>>65560574
I haven't read the books and barely remember the movies I did watch, but I am certain that wizards have no defence against projectiles going 1000+ FPS. Unless they have some massive WMD tier spells we don't see in universe.
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>>65560574
Fuck off, tranny
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>>65560574
you are the only one posting about this.
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>>65560168
Im putting away $140 a month until I can afford to buy a Smith & Wesson model 327 TRR8. I really want a rolling block rifle too, but the legality of different pistols constantly changes in my state, so I figure I should get the pistol first.
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>>65560168
Planning to buy a clone 416 lower for my birthday later this month. Already have an MR556 upper.
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>>65559733
What about it do you not like?
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>>65560602
It's being pushed widespread by samefags, bots and shills.
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>>65560595
>>65560574
They can turn invisible, teleport, make pocket dimensions, make you incapable of seeing entire geographic areas, mind control, shapeshift, etc. etc. the list goes on.

As for WMD:
1. Apparate into the white house invisibly
1. Imperio entire chain of command, starting from the president
3. Order full blown nuclear strike on whatever

They're effectively god-like in power.
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>>65560598
Trannies hate the trend
>>65560602
Nah, there's at least 2 of us
>>65560595
>>65560657
Thanks for the answers anons
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>>65560653
>It's being pushed widespread by samefags, bots and shills.
It's an objectively popular trend, you dumb faggot. It went from one artist's interpretation of the character to thousands of different artworks of her in just one week.
Just because you're autistic and can't understand trends doesn't mean they don't exist.
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>>65560677
>trannies, who are easily influenced goycattle, hate trends
wrong, it's the opposite.
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>>65560553
I don't think we have the technology to help you
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>>65560733
Troons hate JK Rowling and the HP franchise by extension. They have nothing to do with Malfoid. They went out of their way to harass anyone who played that HP game a while ago. Methinks you may he projecting. Cry more bozo
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>>65560733
No, that's you. Socially maladjusted retard who can't feel anything but annoyance anymore-not even hate.
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>>65560733
Troons hate HP specifically because Rowling took up the bold position of "Feminism doesn't apply to men that cut off their dicks". If you've been on the internet within the last few years or so you'd've noticed the blue checkmarks and now bluesky get really uppity whenever HP is mentioned in any capacity. I'm surprised you wouldn't know about all the threats Hogwarts Legacy attracted
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>>65560777
someone needs to make those with a FRT
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>>65560646
All the fucking bugs honestly and the annoyance being wet. I have a rod and reel and a tackle box with the essentials but I only fish if I have to eat something and I have nothing at the moment.
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>>65560749
First we have mentally ill avatar poster schizo. Now we also have mentally ill malfoid poster. Wtf wrong with this board. Why don't you tourist pidor go back to /lgbt/!.
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>>65560824
>Now we also have mentally ill malfoid poster.
different anon, speaking the truth about trannies hating Rowling and the HP franchise hardly makes a person mentally ill, cope harder incel
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>>65560837
>speaking the truth about trannies hating Rowling and the HP
That's not the problem, anon.
The Spam. That is the problem. Hell... most of the malfoid pidor post did not even have any gun on it.
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Malfoid is cute
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Jannies really don't like romantic slice of life tales with RPK, huh? Weird since there was even a weapon in the deleted pic
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>>65560865
They're genuinely retarded, don't worry about it
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>>65560841
>did not even have any gun on it
Malfoid posting in /ak/ should be weapon related, true
As long as it's the case, there's no problem with it
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>>65560749
i have nothing against harry potter, and malfoid is a cute design, it's just a ridiculously forced trend that got boring within days.
artificially forcing trends to stay alive past their expiration date is troon behaviour, all that projection talk is projection.
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>>65560865
Theyre tired of your schizo posting, faggot.
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>>65560865
>romantic slice of life tales with RPK
Uhhhhh I wouldn't exactly call it that
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>>65560768
oh i know all about the retarded factionalism you people think the world revolves around.
i do not become automatically part of the "hates harry potter troon faction" just because i'm tired of this forced malfoid meme, you terminally online retard, i don't take part in twitter spats, which is why i'm disgusted when it leaks over to here.
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>>65560244
>Considering how many colonoscopies the VA has inflicted on my person
Are you like 40+ years old? Why are you getting routine colonoscopies?
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>>65560936
because he likes getting fingered by a dude and pretending it's RPK.
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>>65560392
I know almost nothing about Harry Potter aside from watching the first movie. I just like seeing blonde tsunderes with green eyes.
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>>65560940
Yeah, RPK schizo is basically a closeted pidor. Lmao.
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>>65560841
A lot of posts here never have guns yet I oddly don't see you bitching about that. Very odd... as if you were a troon?
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>>65560952
your extreme obsession with forcing this trend onto the general and vehemently accusing everyone annoyed by it of being part of some opposite party in the culture war is very lame and gay.
can you stop talking like such a fag?
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>>65560952
Why are you bothering talking to the schizo-schizo? All he does is

>whine nonstop
>refuse to post on topic
He's not mad that you're posting malfoid, he's just using it as an excuse to spam.
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>>65560965
>obsession
You've literally replied to every Malfoy post in this thread lol
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>>65560976
>e-everyone who is annoyed with me i-is the same person
you've lost it, lol.
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>>65560978
see >>65560980
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>>65560980
But you are that person.
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>>65560987
Weapons? Any pidor that post nazi bitch without weapon should be executed.
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>>65561057
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I've determined that the slowest hours for the Yemeni coffee shop is around late afternoon today, and will attempt a quick in and out mission after work to buy beans without getting murdered by Yemeni's angry that a slav is trying to take their precious coffee from them. Wish me luck.
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>>65561125
>coffee
Why bother. Have you tried adderall? It kick far much harder than caffein will ever be.
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>>65560633
Stinky
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>>65560633
Why are you posting AI slop?? There are dozens of 416 art that is not AI out there.
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>>65561133
Do you see a sign by my garage that says "zoomer junkie storage?"
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>>65561145
No, but you still have to give adderall a try. Just once. It will literaly change the way you see life.
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>>65561153
Nah, drugs are for niggers
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>>65561156
>for niggers
Said someone who drink sandnighers coffe, nigger.
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>>65561153
>brooo just do drugs you have to do the meth broooo it will change everything!
None of you drug addicts have a life I want to live, so I'd rather not change things to be anything like you.
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>>65561159
Americans became the most powerful empire on the planet while being fuelled on corn and coffee, meanwhile meth fueled Germans got their asses whooped by Private Cletus who had caffeine flowing through his powerful veins.
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>>65561174
>most powerful empire
Still feeling that after your ass is gaped by iran, you arrogant petukh.
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>>65561174
The Germans where actually beaten by a bunch of drunk commies so alcoholism is actually the most based and redpilled form of substance abuse.
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>>65560079
fuck off
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>>65560916
>ridiculously forced trend
Nah
>that got boring within days
Speak for yourself
Anyway, Malfoid posting will continue until moral improves
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>>65561206
Shut the fuck up, nigger
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>>65559753
I love FAMAS
(and French girls)
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>>65561206
How's the three day operation going Vladimir?
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>>65560916
It's certainly proved that practically all of 4chan consists of trannies and faggots.
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>>65561174
>the most powerful empire on the planet
lmao
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>>65560383
Same, like there's no argument that modern guns are objectively better, the SKS just feels "right" as the innawoods rifle.
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>>65560677
>Trannies hate the trend
no they dont retard
in fact it's a transgender trend
the entire trend is genderswapping malfoy
the fuck are you talking about?
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>>65561251
Go ahead, name a single country that has been more economical, culturally, and militarily relevant on a global scale than the USA since WW2.
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>>65561268
>Economically
Israel
>Culturally (we don't count nigger worship, of course)
Japan
>Militarily
China/Iran
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>>65561271
lol
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The early 2000s, with the combination of guns and martial arts in movies was so fun~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_y7PL23Cko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuAKVnqJdk
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imagine the Lesbian Sex Springfield had before she met Springfield Schizo.
>when she first joined the U.S. Military her Commanding officer was trapdoor, her first Battalion SNCO was Krag, and her battle buddies were other Springfields and Colt New Service revolvers.
>her first lesbian encounter is at trapdoors retirement, one last "bang" for trapdoor, Springfields first "engagement"
>Colt New Service witnesses this accidentally and confesses her lesbian love to Springfield, they have hot sweaty lesbian sex in the armory.
>Krag walks in on them and "punishes them" (have mandatory lesbian threesome in her barracks room) to "keep order and discipline"
>She is sent to Philippines to finish off the last of the Moros, she meets M1897 and they have the hottest, sweatiest most orgasmic cesbian lex in the jungle.
>Than she gets sent veracruz where she meets M1911, they have tons of HOT SWEATY LESBIAN SEX on the boat ride to Mexico, than after defeating the Mexicans they have more sex in veracruz to celebrate the victory.
>than she gets sent to the Mexican American border for the pancho villa expedition where she meets up with M1911 again.
>they fuck any opportunity they can in the saloons and during any downtime before and after fights with mexican bandits.
>World War One breaks out, first time she's ever met a foreigner she didn't have to kill, is seduced by the french, has orgies with Lebel and Berthier.
>She meets M1897, and M1911 again, they have a threesome.
>She meets S&W M1917 for the first time, Cesbian Lex ensues.
>she becomes acquainted with M1917 Enfield, Springfield is kind but M1917 is Tsundere, Springfield eventually seduces her.
>she meets and falls in love and has tons of sex in the trenches with Lee Enfield, they become lesbian lovers for life.
>She is than sent to fight The bolsheviks in Siberia where she meets Mosin, and Nagant revolver they have drunken, vodka fueled sapphic flings.
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>america is so hecking powerful and based
>*loses multiple wars to thirdies*
Embarrassing
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>>65561290
And the way the guys fall backwards when they get shot is so over the top; it's hilarious.
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>>65561297
>he said while posting a smug Russian
It's not like Russia's had a notably better track record
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>>65560987
but i'm not, i am one of many posters pointing out how weird your behaviour is, you're going schizophrenic trying to justify your obsession. not everyone sees malfoid as some political lynchpin that must be defended at all costs or you're a tranny, it's a boring art trend.
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>>65561305
Yeah but the ussr was run by a bunch of retarded commies and then collapsed, america has no excuse to be so bad at war.
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>>65561297
>Russia loses a war to thirdies
>tens of thousands die
>half a million soviet soldiers hospitalized due to disease
>economy collapses
>empire fractures and nation falls into anarchy for a decade
America loses to thirdies
>less than 2000 kia in a 20 year war
>first thing the Taliban does is start attacking Iran, our enemy, with the military hardware we left behind
>most people never had their lives affected by the war at all
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>>65561271
no lol.
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>>65561310
okay schizo-schizo, no need to get all worked up
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>>65561297
>*changes definition of losing to you failed political goals after beating our skulls in until we begged for it to stop*
thirdies are so insecure lol.
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>>65561316
>n-no!
you're trying way too hard to sound smug and unbothered.
i'm sorry we made you mad by pointing out your very inorganic and strange behaviour, malfoid spammer, i hope you get better some day.
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>>65561290
>>65561301
I'll take absolutely stupid but SOVLFUL action movies over the modern tactical slop we're getting, fuck I hate this modern bullshit era where everything either has to be super duper serious "grounded" or wrapped in 17 layers of irony because the director is insecure, give me back my sincerely stupid shit
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>>65561320
uh oh, schizo-schizo is letting the mask slip
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why is the malfoid poster coming up with a fictional character inside his head to get mad at?
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>>65561336
Why doesn't schizo-schizo ever post images?
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I don't even know what's happening
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>>65561349
The guy who always complains about RPKanon and SS is mad at malfoidposter. Since I pointed out he's a bad actor who never posts on topic and is here just to complain, he is now mad at me. That's about it.
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>>65561336
for some reason he's turned a twitter art thread into a political flag he needs to defend with his life, schizophrenic obsession but /ak/ has seen stranger obsessions.
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>>65561349
Nothing
Keep calm and post anime girls with guns
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>>65561355
i don't like malfoid and i love SS, i think you need serious psychiatric help because you're seeing things son.
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>>65561364
I'm a seeing a distinct lack of anime women in your posts, that is all I see.
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>>65561349
One dude started posting malfoid, another dude got mad at him for posting malfoid, dude started posting malfoid more despite the fact if everyone ignored him he would probably stop after a few days, causing the other guy to get madder, etc...
The endless loop of /ak/, perhaps this is hell
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>>65561349
one guy is posting a large amount of malfoid images that don't have anything to do with /ak/ and is getting very mad and political when anons notice this behaviour.
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>>65561378
>political
what
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>>65561386
i think this is what he was talking about >>65560768
>hey guys i think this obsessive twitter trend posting is a little stra-
>TROONTROONTROONTROONTROONTROONTROONTROONTROONTROON
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>>65561395
>call someone a tranny
>they point out trannies hate what they're doing
>AHHHH WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TROONS SO MUCH TROON TROON SAHUR
Do you think I'm retarded, or do you believe your own bullshit
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>>65561399
>e-everyone i talk to is the same person
calm down son.
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>>65561404
That isn't implied anywhere though?
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>>65561125
I'm sure you're over thinking it and they won't mind, assuming you're not going to start shit or try and get out of paying
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>>65561293
>she Returns to America after the war.
>Krag retires, Springfield is now the grizzled veteran.
>years go by, nothing eventful happens other than a few national guard activations, just putting down riots and organized crime.
>than she meets Thompson, a hotheaded tomboy with Criminal and Cop sisters alike.
>She recruits Thompson in the Military.
>Thompson and Springfield soon fall to into lesbian flings.
>things get Spicy in Europe but she's not too concerned she just got a new comfy assignment in the Paci- KABOOM WTF A ZERO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>She looks outside, the Japanese are attacking Pearl Harbor.
>Springfield grabs her Springfield, takes potshots at the passing Zero's, Vals, and Kates.
>WAR WERE DECLARED!
>She's been put into command of a Marine Battalion and heads to the Pacific, after a successful raid on Makin she's sent to Guadalcanal.
>After a few initial battles she meets a new girl she's been hearing a lot about named Garand, Springfield takes her to her tent, Garand Orgasms extremely loudly, the two almost get caught.
>After Guadalcanal She is sent to the south Australia for R&R where she meets up with Lee Enfield again, they have tons and Tons and TONS OF Orgasmic hot sweaty Lesbian sex over and over for days on end.
>Springfield becomes a Marksman as the war goes.
>World War 2 ends, USAF is formed, she takes note of the Air Police.
>doesn't put anymore thought into it, moves onto Korea.
>She has to face the fact that her old comrade mosin is now a Communist, pushes aside her feelings and fights the war, picking off reds from the mountain tops.
>Gets into a CQB encounter at a Mountain bunker with mosin, after a struggle they both stop in exhaustion, it's warm in the bunker, they strip, stripping leads to lesbian sex.
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>>65561406
Yes, realistically I know no one will be upset that someone is spending money in their establishment.
But I also happen to be severely autistic and acting like a random coffee shop is an actual middle eastern war zone is funny.
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Welp
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>>65561374
>>65561378
There's more than one guy posting Malfoid, I'm another one, but I try to keep it weapons related
I don't care about the troon debate, I just think it's a nice trend and want to share cool (and board related) art of it with the anons here
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>>65561414
this isn't even tangentially /k/ related.
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>>65561433
What's with the gay homoshit nintoddler spam?
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>>65561432
yeah
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>>65561438
>>65561437
just a fun twitter trend, is there a problem?
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>>65561437
no bro you dont understand bro you're supposed to let me spam random shit ITT bro, youre not [X thing i dont like] right?
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>>65561443
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>>65560563
I wished 12 would do that to me
I would give up striking (mostly) for grappling in an instant if she proposed to teach me.
God I love young white haired women, it’s a shame most/all of them are insane irl
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bowsette has weapons, she has claws and fire breath.
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this one looks really badass.
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Man, people take these threads way too seriously, it's kinda funny to watch how many autistic meltdowns we can fit into a single week.
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>>65561451
ikr, now people are getting mad at bowsette, silly troons can't handle a simple R63
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if you don't think this is cute you're my political enemy.
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i'll post more from this fun trend another time, i really like this trend.
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>>65561441
i mean, I do appreciate the jackoff material this thread has given me but it really isn't anything related to the board and hasn't been in the entire time I've ever bothered to look into it. so sorta, yeah.
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>>65561454
>never posts anything
>whines all day
>calls everyone schizo
>only time he ever posts a picture is to flood off topic posts
Yes, you are my political enemy.
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halloween bowsette, last one for now, i really like this.
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>>65561464
>calls everyone a schizo
i don't though, i'm not sure who you're confusing me with, but i don't do any of those things.
you seem to believe that whoever you're supposed to be talking to hates RPK, but this post >>65560239 and many other RPK posts are mine.
>off topic posts
nonsense, bowsette is /ak/, she's got weapons and she's a cute girl.
>yes, you are my political enemy
you're still talking over my head to some nemesis of yours, i don't think i am your political enemy.
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>>65561424
>Meets Garand again, takes note of her new M1D modifications.
>decides to risk lesbian sex again, fingers Garand ferociously and covers her mouth so she doesn't orgasm so loudly.
>Korean War ends, is sent to Japan for R&R, meets Arisaka, her former enemy, they have hot sweaty forbidden lesbian sex.
>Vietnam breaks out, she is reunited with her old lovers M1911, and M1897, she meets M14, and M60, M14 is an arrogant teenage girl just fresh out highschool who thinks she knows better than Springfield, Springfield humbles her that night, M60 is a quiet and observant, requests Springfield to show her why M14 is less arrogant now.
>Springfield goes all night with M60.
>M16 shows up, a shy and girl who lacks confidence, and trips over her words, Springfield shows her how to act, and takes her into her tent, after a night with Springfield, she becomes a confident and reliable soldier.
>Springfield, M60, M1911, M1897, M16, and M14 go out on Patrol and slaughter hundreds of gooks.
>Despite their best efforts Vietnam ends in failure, they return to America and Springfield retires.
>She opens a gunshop and cafe, years go, decades and decades go by, nothing happens, just selling old rifles and coffee.
>One day a young lanky Airman the same height as herself walks in, they talk, they fall in love, the first man Springfield has ever had feelings for and the only man she will.
>They get married, start a family, live happily.
>Than Lee Enfield shows up and fucks her while he's on duty lolololololololololol.
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alright, truly last one for now, gosh i really love this twitter trend.
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>>65561451
I'm kinda surprised SS doesn't sperg out at Springfield yuri anymore.
didn't respond to my Lesbian love escapade.
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oh, why not post the brown version as well.
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>>65561484
I fucking love brown women.
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>>65561481
who is SS and why does he get upset about yuri?
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>>65561466
this twitter trend is great.
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>>65561486
guns?

anyways, he's a trad orthodox LARPER.
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>>65561490
bowsette prefers to use melee weapons and her claws and fire breath.
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imagine her swinging this at you.
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>>65561486
>who is SS
lmao, newfag
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>>65561495
no, i just don't bother to keep track of every board schizo.
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i shiggy diggy
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>>65561485
For real?
Why, if I may ask? I'm curious
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haha bowsette is fighting isabelle from animal crossing.
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>this whole melty happening because of like 5 pictures posted in the thread
lmao, this is some clinical levels of butthurt
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Guns are neat.
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>>65561510
i know right, troons get so upset when you post one malfoid picture or one bowsette picture. '
we need to post more of them.
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>>65561510
>no anime women in post
why are you just complaining, schizo-schizo? live a little.
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these twitter designs are cute, too.
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bowsette is doing russian-style attri- i mean inflitration warfare.
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haha stop lewding her guys.
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>>65560574
>I always wondered how a Wizard-Muggle war would play out

One side has literal magic sticks and the other has nuclear weapons.
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>>65561545
how would a war between the koopa kingdom and humanity play out?
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>>65561547

One side loses to an Italian plumber, the other has hundreds, if not millions of them.
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bowsette when she sees an anti-malfoid troon
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>>65561545
This drawing is actually fascinating in a way. There's an impending fight to the death as the Confederate, in a ready position, is prepared to fight off the Nazi, who is menacingly marching towards the helpless (and pregnant!) Anne Frank.
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Fresh Bread
>>65561559
>>65561559
>>65561559
>>65561559
>>65561559
>>65561559
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>>65561556
The Nazi doesn't even have his face shown, which furthers his menacing aura.

>>65561551
Oh shit, I didn't even know the Confederate was the father. That fact adds a lot.
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>>65561510
>>65561462
>>65561464
>>65561437
problem, schizo-schizo?
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>>65561571
No schizo schizo, you finally posted images, I'm honestly pretty proud of you. Idk why you're talking in third person, but it's really the least weird thing you do.
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>>65561574
trying to evade detection isn't working out for you, schizo-schizo.
>talking in third person
i'm not talking about myself though, i'm talking about schizo-schizo, who i'm assuming is you judging by how you got immediately pissed off when called out.
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>>65561578
I'm sorry spamming didn't get enough of the negative attention you crave
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>>65561582
i'm not schizo-schizo, unfortunately for you, i'm one of the malfoid and bowsette posters.
i hope you get over this negative attitude some day, schizoschizo.
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>>65561590
Uhuh.
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>>65561590
we've tried plenty of times, anon, schizoschizo just gets upset about stuff like this, post yuri when you see him sperg out and start calling other people schizo schizo.
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>>65561597
since when did Schizo Schizo get upset about yuri? I thought he justed hated /ak/ in general and called us all mentally ill.
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>>65561688
you're responding to schizoschizo pretending he's not schizoschizo, trying to insinuate springfield schizo is schizoschizo.
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Can we make a new thread and just leave all this behind
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>>65561704
I was just about to post my ratty ass SKS and saw we were at image limit damn it



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