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How do you defeat him?
>hard mode: no weapons from video games/movies
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>>65560937
I break him.
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>>65560937
I get his vampire mother to do it for me.
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create a clone of him that is loyal only to me
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>>65560937
Fed him poisoned fried chicken with poisoned watermelon as the side dish.
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>>65560937
I have no reason to. A tier one operator like that is sworn only to justice.
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EFL here, shouldn't it say "an exit"?
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>>65561071
They ran out of Ns.
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>>65560937
poisonous watermelon
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>>65561183
Kek
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>>65560937
Omar from the wire went legit?
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Throw job applications at him.
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>>65560937
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One call to his PO takes care of that.
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>>65560937
Call the fire Marshal for the blocked and locked fire door. Place gets shut down, he's out of a job.
Easypeasy
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human sized mousetrap with fried chicken instead of cheese
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>>65560937
Summon Blot Force
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>>65560937
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a moat
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>>65560937
With the Aye Team
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>>65560937
Is that a boot hold out pistol?? This guy gets more based the longer I look at him
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>>65564676
>bow and no shoes
wtf lol
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>>65564682
He’s one with nature. Shoes cut us off from the earth
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>>65564682
Everything about that guy is ridiculous. His hair, his pants are about three inches too long (and not in a stylistic way, he just literally has pants that are too long), and he's only got three shots.

And you KNOW those arrows don't have a real arrowhead on them, you just know.
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>>65560937
By telling him his blood pressure medication is psyop by the government to kill black people and watch him die as a blood vessel in his head pops.
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>>65560937
You don't. Did you not look at his Linkedin profile? Bro was the salute battery NCOIC at Fort Rucker. You do not want that sort of artillery headed your way.

>>65564690
>he's only got three shots
And he'll only need one of them to deal with you. Checkmate, chud.
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>>65560937
Shoot him in the head with my Walther PDP. No media appearances according to IMFDB, therefore isn’t a weapon from a movie or game
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>>65564676
Guy on the right is real shit
Dude in the middle-left is gonna blow his penis off
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>>65560937
>no plates
>no nods
Guy is a walking lootbox.
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>>65560937
>How do you defeat him?

let me stop you right here. You're either on the side of good or bad. Good always wins.
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>>65565738
>Good always wins.

>t. victors
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>>65564676
>Carl Carlsbad
>sensitive ally in the streets, straight ticket Republican voter in the sheets

>Jabari Muhammed Freeman
>has been an activist for slightly less time than he's been a fed

>City Park Dave
>can listen to the voice of the city through an ability his doctors have started calling "schizophrenia"

>M'beki
>would like to inform you he is not the infamous Liberian war criminal known as Johnny Machete-Machete and also that UN civil rights report was bullshit
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>>65564962
Not if I blow his penis, first off.

>>65566018
Not even funny sar, I would blow your penis cleanly off, firstly.
What is in is in this world brother? I expect you would firstly do the same.
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>>65564676
Man, city folk are fucking weird
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i call in Bolt Force
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>>65561067
Hes definitely lawful good alignment so im in this boat too
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>>65560937
Put him in cuffs. He can’t break these cuffs



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