>Have you seen that se(awo)men? She is such a BITCH and i mean it, like goes and arrests some latino drug dealer and just because she has to clean that white stuff from her and ''rest'', she refuses to come to our traditional afteraction manicure!Why the fuck are the coast guard called co𝓪sties? Whenever i hear that i can't help but imagine an entire ship full of mean girls with daily routines like doing makeup, establishing a brutal hierarchy, hitting on fishermen, playing psychopathic mind games with each other and then promptly retiring to their bunks to read yaoi fanfic to sleep. If you're going to call yourself co𝓪sties I demand a boat full of mean girls, come on you are doing a disservice to these United States otherwise. Guys i just want a fully trained naval sorority this is militarily significant with the manpower issues the retention will be great trust me the girls won't go against the hierarchy so no quitting it's like fattening 2 Latinos with one cola
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>>65563897>se(awo)men
>>65563897coasties are known to be among the worst exes your date could possibly have so I guess it makes sense.
>>65563897I met one (1) coastie in my life. It was a bar in Tampa. He was trashed. He dropped his pants and pissed all over the bar. When the cops came he got naked and ran away down the street. I don't know how his adventure ended. I wish I could be 1/10th the man he is.
>>65563905No! I will have the mean girl cutter! You won't get your grubby little RATHANDS on me officer! It's either mean girls or fucking village people all day every day and I will not take my meds. You can't make me! Unrat this thread, this is a thread for mean girls and coasties ONLY!
Waterbenders know how to hold their breath for the best blowjobs.
>>65563897in meps all the most attractive girls (7/10s) were joining coast guards
>>65563939Aren't coasties basically sea cops? I hope they treated him all right.
