Who'd win?: 5 of Chicago's top shooters or 5 randomly selected /k/ anons?
>burt and 4 of his fag orbiters vs 5 people who shoot motherfuckers dailygosh i wonder
>>65565610>chiraq postingFuck off Ak you fat bitch
>>65565610You could pick 5 coma patients, it wouldn’t matter. The five Chicago idiots would all just shoot each other. Then the last one left would get high and OD.
>>65565610>5 of Chicago's top shootersaren't they known for missing or hitting non vitals? as in you know it was one of them when it was 100 shots volleyed, 20 injuries but zero deaths?
>>65565610I could handle them all alone, all by saying that one of them said the other's jordans are fake
>>65565610Probably. Chiraq niggas actually use them blickies and have definitely spun the block and caught a few niggas lacking. 75% of /k/ has never even touched a firearm (nor can fill out a 4473 honestly.)
Going with the nigs, easy. They aren't noguns euros/indians
>>65565610>Implying the top 5 chichago niggers is not /k/ poster. Ngmi.
>>65565610the guy on the bottom right is all head
>>65566194He's just a giant floating head fortunately he has no appendages so he can't use firearms but don't let him get close or he'll smash you.
>>65565610Does anyone remember when /k/ would listen to the Chicago police scanners on New Year's Eve to hear the first call in for murder?
Not even Socrates would be able to answer the pressing questions of our time
>>65565610>5 of Chicago's top shooters or 5 randomly selected /k/ anons?You just said "brown people" twice, anon
>>65565610>or 5 randomly selected /k/ anons?You would likely select multiple nogunz, they would be BTFO
>>65566244I remember the police scanners being a regular thing on /pol/, idk if they still are or not. Fun stuff.
>>65565610>literal war zoneno it wasn't
>>65565771This>/pol/tards>leaving their basement>been able to shoot while blinking bewilderedly in the bright sunSorry, my money is on Tavarius and JamalOnly chance for the /pol/fags is to try and cause confusion by getting close and hoping the hood niggas won't shoot a fellow brown. But black-brown solidarity, especially with poojeets and SEAmonkeys, is pretty mich non-existant in the hood.
how about we select one anon from each of these generals instead:/akg/, /brg/,/gq/,/arg/, and /pcc/
>>65568186/akg/ have guns but no ammo (thanks Obama)/brg/ are all old fogies, so they're bound to get out drawn/gq/ would survive the opening volley thanks to the best Chinesium armor, but good luck getting them to return fire (they're noguns)/arg/ they'll shoot, but don't expect a shot landing /pcc/ their Hi-Point Carbine will jam after the first shot
>>65568097/pol/ is so dead it isn't even funny. 100% rival discord servers spamming the place coupled with the fact that gen alpha doesn't really argue like anons used to. Not that it was ever good, of course.>>65568200/brg/ has the best chance I think. Real Fuckin' NATO was proven highly effective against Tyrone's cousins in Africa.