>>65567179
Bad Runner here.
After weeks of remedial PT, I passed my AIT AFT by a wide, wide margin.
At basic, 1945.
Here? 1630.
Yay!

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>>65567179
Let's try this. Is there a super special way I should be approaching recruiters with everything, if I need a million waivers for my retarded situation? Like how can I make it as easy as possible for them to say "why not"

>>65567979
Fuckin A, great work!

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>>65567979

>>65568031
pls tell me this is a real porn movie and they plough some Scythian bulls or such!

>>65568096
Gemini logo on the bottom right, hoss

>>65568096
Holy jeet lmao

>>65568133
>>65568222

You can make movies with AI retard.

>>65568253
Demonstrate

>>65567979
>tfw back in the day the minimum was 16:30

>>65568263
Don't feel like getting banned.

>>65568269
Tell the AI to censor it then

>>65568031
They packing in futa bulge?

>>65567979
Great job, bud.

If you need a low impact way to loose weight and build basic VO2Max while strengthening the legs and building lactic acid capacity, go with incline walks (10% incline at 3-4mph) or stair climbers.

>>65568407
The stairmaster is slept on now that rowing machines are popular, but every woman you will ever meet with watermelon-crushing thighs can absolutely vouch for it

>>65568418
Combine all three and you can absolutely build cardio without ignoring functional strength development.


But if you goal is to pass a PFT, those are the events you need to incorporate into your daily PT.

>>65567979
Congrats bro! Keep it up.

>>65568031
wait for a ground war

>>65567179
I like how the last few megs OPs have been nogs, sets realistic expectations for the anons thinking about joining

>>65568634
>I like
you don't. That's why we keep creating new threads with one additional nigger each time. It'll be 4 in the next thread because it clearly upsets you.

>>65568635
bro, I already did my 4 years, I'm not worked up about any of it

>>65568643
Prove it

>>65568268
To be fair, before basic, my run was 27 minutes. To get that much down since April is a good time I say.
>>65568407
Honestly I need to gain weight. In the three and a half months I've been here I've only gained two pounds.
>>65568625
Yee.

Been drawing a whole lot too, quite happy with the developments there too.

>>65568635
Stop being such a tsun schizo-san. You are so obviously in love with Robert.

>>65568643
>>65568693
This is how easy it is to call Robert out. All you have to do is stop pretending to be a soldier, Robert. We know you can't get over it 11 years later, but you could always go volunteer for Ruzzia. They are accepting jeets, so they'll definitely accept you.

>>65568736
Is this strategy going to work? Will you finally get rid of me so you can lie to people unimpeded?

>>65568684
>To be fair, before basic, my run was 27 minutes. To get that much down since April is a good time I say.

I wasn't shitting on you, senpai. I might be able to help you get even better. Let mw ask you this.

>what are you wearing when you run
>how are you breathing
>what kind of shoes do you have

>>65568654
ok
here's the id they gave me in 2012 when I got out of the Navy (anal virginity in tact)
>>65568703
I'm not your local schizo

>>65568808
Remember when I told you that you would change your nickname for me because it has no bite?

If calling you Robert didn't upset you, I wouldn't call you Robert

>>65568802
>no timestamp
God fucking damn though, that ID has seen some shit. You keep any of your blueberries?

>>65568854
>God fucking damn though, that ID has seen some shit
yeah, just stuck it in my wallet and forgot it was there for a decade, then when I get a new wallet I see the photo and it reminds me of when I was young and full of life so I put it in the new wallet

uniforms were left in my parents basement and I didn't see them when I went to grab my dad's guns after they died so they probably got tossed

>>65568886
>complains about a stolen valor LIAR getting called out, insisting it is spam
>proceeds to spam thread with his whining
Notice how you are raising the post count at a faster rate than anyone else here? Actions speak louder than words, which is how I know it's you, Robert. You are afraid of the 3 scary black soldiers in the OP picture, so you're trying to slide a general thread, just as you have for the past decade.

>>65568935
for reference, by the way, it's this guy

>>65568933
>>65568886
>>65568808

D

>>65568974
You literally get responses from me. No post, no response. We already talked about this. You flipped the fuck out when I agreed to stop mentioning Robert if you would call him out, which you obviously can't do because you'd be calling yourself out.

We know your new meta is self-referential "other guy" posting. Your purpose is keep this thread on page 0, so you are not impeding anything, but tricking you into thinking you are is exactly how you managed to waste a decade of your life trying to "defeat /meg/"

>>65569038
Is that how low the bar of "victory" is? Did you "defeat /meg/" because I called someone out for complaining about the OP and it wasn't you, Robert? 4 black men will be in the next OP by the way. You will NEVER get to make another thread and I know this upsets you because of your reaction, just like I know being called Robert upsets you, mentioning your "tragic backstory" upsets you, and on-topic discussion upsets you.

>>65569038
There's no helping him. Just let him slide his threads.

>>65569120
The solution here is pretty simple. Robert stops posting here, I stop posting here. Robert won't stop because he's trying to get back at me because I shat on his face like half a decade ago and he's trying to "get back" at me. I won't leave because it's hilarious to make the little shitface sperg out. Take the humor out of the equation and I'm gone. This of course means getting Robert to stop coming here. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Surprise me!

>>65569129
Don't (You) me.

>>65569140
Or what? I've stated the win-con that results in me leaving /meg/. Robert goes, I follow him over to /cangen/ where I will LARP as a Canadian and troll him there.

And before you ask, no, me leaving first does not work. You can check the archives and it is glaringly obvious when I was deployed because he plays king of the castle with these threads and goes fucking WILD. If you think /meg/ right now is bad, you haven't seen a wall of pictures dead American soldiers and kids and all of the vile filth he spews to every single person here.

Just got denied from the Marines what are my chances for the Navy? For context, I have been working with the Marines since March of this year and didn’t go to meps until may, I have three mental health conditions along with an attempt against my life, it was looking promising for me to get in until it wasn’t, just yesterday I was given bad news from my recruiter, stating that due to current administration changes I am not gonna become marine, but he has contacts in the Navy recruiting offices and is heavily encouraging me to go into the Navy to continue with the military, stating he has seen people get in with my history through the Navy,

I have been working towards joining the military for about a year at this point starting with weight loss, then with my recruiter at the Marines, I really wanna go into the military, whether it be with the Navy or not, I just want to know my actual chances of getting in, my other conditions are ADHD mild ASD as well as anxiety all with a letter from a psychiatrist stating that my conditions are in remission if applicable. from my understanding, the attempt against my life was also happening in childhood along with my three conditions were diagnosed around that same time or earlier.

>>65569165
Tell me "You won, Robert lost and ran away like a little bitch boy who got counter-trolled so hard he was mentally buckbroken" and I leave. This shouldn't hurt because you're not Robert, right?

If you come to this thread, 92g. My question still hangs.
>>65568273

>>65569187
doubtful, brother. I would still try, but know that its an uphill battle to prove your mental health issues wont be a burden on your fellow sailors. There's a wavier for everything, just keep plugging away and stay in shape.

>>65568768
>>what are you wearing when you run
My PT attire. Black shorts and black shirt, black shoes too. Full camel back for the extra weight of it.
>>how are you breathing
Before AIT I was wheezing like an asmthatic. Now it's in through the nose, out the mouth in a slow, steady, deep pace that only just barely hurts now.
>>what kind of shoes do you have
Sneakers, sketchers actually from JCPenneys. Got them on family day at Basic. They're actually fitted to my size, unlike the Fort Sill runners.

>>65568802
Hey, my old ID(when I was a dependent of my father) looks like that.

Long shot, anyone know what the regs are for 1) commissioning/warrant and 2) service as a recruiter if I have chronic migraines? I'm AD enlisted already

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>>65569398
>My PT attire. Black shorts and black shirt, black shoes too. Full camel back for the extra weight of it.

1. Stop training with the Camelback on. Just focus on improving one thing at a time. No matter the weather, run in summers. Short sleve top, short pants when taking a timed pt test Will explain at end.

>Before AIT I was wheezing like an asmthatic. Now it's in through the nose, out the mouth in a slow, steady, deep pace that only just barely hurts now.

2. All of that "in through the nose out of the mouth" or timed breathing is bullshit. The trick is keep yourself from gasping. Slow controlled full inhales and equal controlled exhales. Try to keep both as long as each other.

>Sneakers, sketchers actually from JCPenneys. Got them on family day at Basic. They're actually fitted to my size, unlike the Fort Sill runners.

3. I must be weird. I liked the basic training sneakers. I used them until they fell apart. Had my best recorded run time in those. Whatever sneakers you have, on pt test day were 2 pairs of socks. It always helped keep my foot just a little more stiff so I wasn't wasting energy with my food bending as much with each step.

>what i meant by train one thing at a time

Focus on running as fast as you can for say 60 seconds. I mean a full balls to the wall "there is no way i can keep this up" sprint. After those 60 seconds take the next 120 seconds to do slow controlled breaths and get your heartrate as low and back to normal as you can. Rinse and repeat as long as you'd like.

Kind regards from someone who was a shit runner with your same 20+ min 2 mile and got it down to 16:30 by the end of basic and down to 14:30 by the end of AIT and running stayed my best PT event for the duration of my time.

>>65569874
Your magazines keep getting longer every time you post your glock. Did Geppetto smith your problem solver?

>>65570217
No. I was at a gun show recently and a table had a bunch of the kci 33 rounders for like $10 each so I bought a few. The one on the left has a g19 size grip, and all i have is g17 magazines, so they naturally stick out a bit anyway.

>>65570228
The drum mag calls to you. It's the natural next step.

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>>65570237
Already got one.
>Lisa frank coloring shit
It was a birthday present for my daughter when she turned 1.

>>65570244
Dat drum stendo indeed!

>>65570346
Provide proof that you are in possession of this FOID card

>>65570340
Chad 92G
>loving family man.
>not white.
>has many glocks and glock magazines. Might as well be called 92G-lock.
>was honorably discharged despite having a horrible career in the army.
>is known by his mos because he actually served
>is living fine now.

Virgin Robert
>has an other than honorable discharge
>is poor
>doesn't own many glocks and glock accessories
>is poor
>is probably actually a virgin
>is called "robert"

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>>65570368
Holy fuck, I can smell this picture. How utterly disgusting the way you live, Robert.

>fat
>obese
>smelly
>curtains drawn
>cheap office ceiling tiles
>obviously lives with mommy
>overweight
>smokes indoors
>pubic-looking chin hair
>lives in darkness

and worse of all

>0.3% Ashkenazi Jew

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>>65570368
As I live and breathe (Robert doesn't)

>>65570387
Post glock and magazines.

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>>65570387
>literally posts undeniable proof he is the same guy but fatter, lazier, and smellier
>"look guy's it's not me! The picture I posted when I dressed up in my Army PT gear and flexed my dogtags was when I had less chins"

>>65570395
>can't post glock
>admits he isn't 92G
Robert and 92G confirmed for different people.

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>>65570405
>both of these images are from the same year
SO YOU ADMIT YOU GOT THAT FUCKING FAT IN A YEAR?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>65570434
>he's changing the story yet again

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>65570444
>he's focusing on "ear geometry" /x/-tier schizo shit to try to claim he hasn't been coming to this thread EVERY SINGLE DAY ranting about the US military that kicked his fat ass out for acting edgy

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>>65570455
What good are those fat-covered ears when they refuse to hear the truth

YOU LOST ROBERT! GET YOUR ASHKENAZI JEWISH ASS OUT OF /meg/!

>>65570485
You're not going to be rewarded with a merciful suicide-by-cop, Robert. If you want someone to put you out of your misery, you're going to have to coordinate that on your own. You're more fun alive, anyways. I truly appreciate how hilarious you are as a genuine lolcow. The last guy (who also happened to be fat) who had me laughing this hard was the King of Kyiv, who we utterly destroyed on /trv/ when we dismantled his business by revealing publicly his CP charges.

How's your arrest record looking, by the way? Anything you care to deny here and now?

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>>65570520
>Nidal Hasan
If he is givin the firing squad at fort hood and the exicution is public I will go and document the event and post photo results.

Pic unrelated. But kriss vector mags look dope.

>>65570568
> I will go and document the event and post photo results.

Based beyond belief as always 92Glock

>>65570644
>coming back after getting all of your posts deleted and getting banned
>pretending you are defending 92G when he is literally a living version of the "Army zog mutt" meme that you derided for years
>still perpetuating the false claim that anybody here ever hated a fellow brother in service

>>65570466

>>65570690
Your anger fuels my laughter. I hope you never mature, expire, or lose weight.

>>65570690
So which is it? Is he a 92G and can't handle firearms or is he a stolen valor that can?

>actually thinking someone's mos defines what their hobbies and interests are.

>>65570704
We saw how you "live".
>>65570384

I wish I was home.
I do declare that this was a mistake.

>>65570626
>92G
>based
>has never actually done or said anything based.

>>65568407
Man, I need to go back to the gym. Kinda been slacking since my ship date is so far out.

>>65569874
>All of that "in through the nose out of the mouth" or timed breathing is bullshit
NTA but also not a very good runner, if I don't control my breathing, I get a brutal side stitch. If I do (3-2 tempo, inhale over three steps, exhale over two), I'm fine. Or at least it takes longer to manifest. It also helps me pace myself a little better
Mouth breathing becomes kinda uncomfortable in cold air, personally

I had to look up 92G. You chose to be a cook?

Had a long ass DEP meeting today. NTAG CO came out which was cool. Nice guy

>>65570568
>If he is givin the firing squad at fort hood and the exicution is public I will go and document the event and post photo results.

Further confirmation for 92G not being Robert. Robert isn't going to texas to document some dude getting exicuted.

>>65567979
>bad runner is now Bravo group runner
bravo

>>65566424
WOFT packet?
>>65566478
if you've never been through any coming of age rituals or strife in your life yeah the military is a good way to go
if you're set up in life just do a try 1 reserve contract and deploy once
>>65566508
loadmaster is good for that

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>>65569187
just go army
say you'll sign any contract they put in front of you they'll get you in
>>65569847
why would they give a shit? just don't mention them in your packet
>>65571416
what happened

>>65571649
nothing really desu. stood outside for like an hour+ and did a little bit of chatting inside. I guess it was a special occasion with him visiting so a bunch of people from another recruiting station came to mine, so there were like 20+ recruits there. Bulk of the time was him introducing himself and then having all of us do it.

>>65571715
Oh yeah. and the petty officer told us we have to write a paragraph for each core value for next meeting lmao.

>>65571416
I was in dep for 5 months and didnt do any dep meetings

>>65571649
>why would they give a shit
it's in my medical record already

>>65572168
It's migraines who cares
"does it affect you"
'nah'

>>65571829
Seriously? I have to do one every 2nd Thursday of the month. Since I'm going nuke I'm gonna be in DEP for a long ass time, until Match 15th. Plus I have to do nuke meetings every 3rd Wednesday of the month, although those can be virtual

>>65572360
My DEP was over a year. During Covid times. We met up once a month.

>>65571416
>>65572360
>>65573170
I would recommend going Army, any DEP activities are optional
Nuke is also a trash overworked job, go intel in any service instead for better Quality of Life. Navy in general is kind of ass, crab in a bucket mentality is everywhere and chiefs treat you like medieval slaves because most of your peers actually are retarded 85 iq nogs and require that treatment to do anything

>>65567179
I recently completed primary flight training. Feel free to ask about becoming an aviator for the Navy/Marines/USCG. I was also enlisted for quite a while (HM) so feel free to ask about that.
>>65574053
Some of your points are valid, but choosing a branch based on your DEP experience is kind of silly.

>>65574105
>Some of your points are valid, but choosing a branch based on your DEP experience is kind of silly.
yes and no
I mentioned it simply because it's their experience and likely to hit harder
But you can definitely see the Marine Poolees and their events and get the gist of their shit
people often choose branches based on their perception of basic training difficulties too, even though Army basic really is pretty easy

>>65574053
>I would recommend going Army
That's because you're retarded

>>65575306
that's chicago
but the guy on the right will be fine, most people had long hair before they joined
>>65574987
I got a 99 asvab and did intel it was sweet
easier than any other job I could've possibly gotten

>>65575306
please dont tell me ill be on facebook

>>65575408
>I got a 99 asvab and did intel it was sweet
>easier than any other job I could've possibly gotten
That applies to all the branches(maybe not mareens). Every vet I've talked to in the Army have all said they would go Air Force if they were to do it over.

>>65576906
I've never heard what branch airfags would have joined if they had to pick another

god my anxiety keeps going up, the closer shipdate gets

>>65577409
For me personally, Coast Guard or just not join at all.

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Ausfags weigh in

Joining the reserves. First preference is currently infantry, but would be keen if anyone can tell me what I could expect from a reserve combat engineer role?

>>65576906
>Every vet I've talked to in the Army have all said they would go Air Force if they were to do it over
I would've had to wait an extra 6 months to ship at a minimum, and not get a job guaranteed
It's only a 3 or 4 year contract, picking your exact path including duty station is really, really strong
Yes if you could guarantee your job in the Air Force it'd be cracked but you can't they're going to ask you to do maintenance and security forces 7 times before maybe giving you the chance at signing something you're interested in
>>65577409
they wouldn't join another, they want to stay civilians but need the government welfare
unironically scared of hardship or work

>>65567179
Finished A School and made Petty Officer. Reporting to my ice breaker at the end of the month. 1 year down 3 to go. Woo hoo!

>>65572360
>Since I'm going nuke
My condolences

>>65574053
Army is just as dumb as going nuke
I saw how they’re treated at dli

>>65577791
This is the way
>T. coast guard

>>65578786
>Finished a school
which one?

>>65578447
>they're going to ask you to do maintenance and security forces 7 times before maybe giving you the chance at signing something you're interested in
Not how it works. You get a "preference" but it ultimately comes down to "needs of the air force". If you score well on the ASVAB, they aren't going to waste sending you to SF or Maintenance. It's pretty easy to get an intel job if you qualify for it...and if you're scoring in the 90s, you have a pick of pretty much any job you want.

I've met more disgruntled and unhappy Army Vets than Air Force ones.

>>65579356
This is all total and complete bullshit. Don't listen to a word this guy says.

>>65579370
Go ahead and highlight what I said was false. What do i have to gain from lying?

>>65569187
Please stay out, it is a nightmare whenever a unit receives a new junior like you. They're always one freakout away from some retarded shit that makes everyone's life worse, and then it becomes a pain in the ass trying to get the paperwork done to kick them out.

>>65579384
You're just trying to slide the thread like you always do.
>>65579386
Stop trying to dissuade people from joining, traitor.

>>65579390
>You're just trying to slide the thread like you always do.
What did i say that was false?

>>65579390
>Stop trying to dissuade people from joining
Severely mentally ill people with bad mental health history should not join. Anyone who has had to deal with a joe like this understands what I mean. It is truly awful to have to micromanage that shit, and they usually don't make it longer than a year or two anyway.

>>65579408
There's a place for everyone in the military.

>>65579414
If that were true, MEPS wouldn't have a giant list of written criteria for filtering people out.

>Robert pretends he isn't here
>proceeds to post the same gore he has been caught posting for years

The audacity to keep coming here after showing your dysgenic face yet claiming you are superior in some form is beyond hilarious.

>>65579538
what face?

>>65579562
I haven't posted here since I was banned a week ago for posting your FOID card. You really are just seeing the boogeyman everywhere you go. How utterly buckbroken.

You'll give me another (You), you always do.

>>65579603
>claims I am deleting his posts
>yet somehow I also get banned

You still haven't committed to who I am. You're shadowboxing yet somehow getting hurt by your imaginary opponents. Maybe this just isn't your sport. 21 years on 4chan yet doesn't even know how to handle a little cyberbullying? So much for the great Robert. Maybe the real one really did kill himself (because of me) and you're just pretending.

>>65579356
This is totally and complete truth. You should listen to every word this guy says.

>>65579627
Wah wah keep crying about how you can't get away with playing stolen valor and posting pictures of dead US soldiers in yet another failed effort to "defeat /meg/".

YOU LOST ROBERT

I'll add a little more exposition for those unfamiliar. Even if Robert got what he wanted, which is /meg/ permanently banned and instantly deleted from /k/, he would just go to another chan knockoff and repost /meg/ there so he can keep rambling. This is exactly what he did when the site got hacked not too long ago. He is so obsessed with these threads that he will perpetuate them because he literally cannot live without them.

>>65579773
>Robert trying so hard not to give me a (You) but still wants to converse with me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

>>65579812
>responded back within minutes and is still avoiding (You)ing me

I know you think (You)s have value, as if they are some sort of currency here. I personally don't care but I know it frustrates you and now you are acting rebellious, but I WILL get a (You) out of you today. You're going to (You) me and not even know it until I notify you. Going undercover.

>>65579640
>1:36
>I'm leaving right now! Fuck you guys! You can't bully me!

>>65579812
>2:46
>I'm leaving right now! Fuck you guys! You can't bully me!

>>65579857
I agree, he's very annoying. Did you also report him? Mods need to do their job.

I’m supposed to leave here on Wednesday for Basic training and I chose S-PACT as my rate, my recruiter told me that it would be an apprenticeship program mainly working on the mechanics of ships. Stupidly I didn’t look into it anymore than that until just now and all I’m seeing is that I’m going to be the “Navy’s Bitch” In this true? Should I attempt to change my rate? I scored a 74 on my ASVAB so I definitely have options. I actually want a job where I’ll be doing something.

>>65579864
Why would you wait until the last minute to actually research your options?

>>65579870
See >>65579851

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Robert posts gore, gets banned
>comes back and complains that he got called out
>is goaded into not (You)ing his psyop handler
>acts tsundere, repeatedly responding to his psyop handler without giving a (You)
>is enraged further and further, pretending to be in power
>gets baited into doing the thing he is trying not to do and (You)'s his handler
>immediately gets banned again, his posts deleted, just to rub it in even more


YOU LOST ROBERT

>>65579907
>he evaded two bans just to give me another (You)

No more pictures of dead US soldiers, Robert.

Anyone here take the DLPT before? What's it like? Thinking of taking it for German even though I won't get language pay just to have it on my records.

>>65579864
You’re retarded lmfao
Enjoy chipping paint for two years if you ship

>>65579944
1 other person? Huh weird, you have insisted that every person I accuse of being Robert was not Robert, but now your story changed again? This is how you are compelled to tell the truth without knowing it.

YOU LOST ROBERT

Serious question. The last few threads I saw a lot of people standing up for 92G and hating on Robert.

Assuming 92G wasn't bullshiting about his entire backstory (he most likely was) do you really think he would have finished his 8 years and not talked shit about the army? You defend someone who would have still turned out like Robert anyway. It makes no sense.

>>65580117
How many times do we have to explain this to you? Robert is hated because he never served but likes to pretend he did and then espouses disinformation fueled by personal and ideological hatred for his own country. 92G just had a shitty time in service and is the perfect example of someone who could have benefited from our advice.

92G is sincere about who he is. Robert is dishonest about himself and his intentions. Nobody likes a filthy little liar.

>>65580159
That doesn't answer my question or negate anything that supposedly happened to 92G.

Lets assume 92G had a different mos. If the same thing happened to him in any other circumstance he would suddenly like the military? Or, had he not been treated like shit as a 92G do you also thing everything would have been fixed?

>92G is sincere about who he is.

So you really think he's telling the truth about his story? I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing someone could go 8 years an experience that many pitfalls if they were actually trying. He did admit he gave up, but that sounds exactly like the reason why he ended up how he did.

This is all assuming he didnt make up the story in full or at least in part. I just happen to believe at least 90% of it was bullshit.

>>65580173
Your question was answered. You're just trying to slide the thread with self-referential bullshit because you're butthurt that 92G hates you just like everyone else in the world.

YOU LOST ROBERT

>>65580173
Why have you never asked him when he is here? You seem to avoid talking to him, but have no fear talking shit about him. Very womanly behavior.

>>65580181
You really didn't. You said.
>benefited from our advice

If memory serves, you said last thread something to the effect of "his leadership wasn't empathic to his situation" or something like that. Again, assuming what he said wasn't bullshit, which is probably was lets be realistic. Would he still have hated the army if he either a. Wasn't a 92G, or b. Was a 92G that didnt get screwed constantly?

Ball is in your court.

>>65580193
>ask him when he's here
He doesn't come around much anymore. People have asked him stuff and he glosses over it. >>65569208

>>65580203
>>65580207
Come up with a rigorous set of questions for 92G for the next time he is here. Nobody else can answer for him.

By the way, where's your proof of service? Are you still larping as an air force vet or are you switching to something else, Robert? You can surely see why nobody cares what you think, given that you are lying about your BAD CONDUCT DISCHARGE IN BCT IN 2015

>>65580217
Didn't you say you were leaving FOUR HOURS ago? Seems like you're obsessively "coming back" here for some peculiar reason. But of course you're not the same person lying about 92G, that's "the other guy" who also isn't Robert, and both of you are different from whoever had their posts deleted, right? A whole cast of different people, but Robert is conveniently never here

>>65580216
>Nobody else can answer for him.
I'm not asking you to answer for him. I'm asking you what the disconnect is.

>By the way, where's your proof of service?
Right next to yours. It's intresting how that question comes up a lot, yet neither accuser or accused ever seems to post it.

>>65580229
Why do you keep deleting posts calling you out? Very hypocritical behavior, I must say.

>>65580239
>>65580246
Calling ME out? I'm not 92G. Who do you think you're upset with? Who is causing you such mental torment that you have evaded half a dozen bans just to keep coming back here?

>>65580258
>Robert posts
>Robert gets called out
>Robert throws a shitfit, ruining the thread

That simple. Robert did post here sparingly during the week, but his posts were deleted instead of getting called out. Robert HATES when he is publicly identified.

>>65580268
>>65580269
We know that the true objective here is to slide the thread. That's why you keep posting. You'll keep posting even when I step away to eat.

I think this is the post you're trying to slide because it details the humiliation you subjected yourself to today.

>>65579898

>>65580285
OK so reporting Robert and deleting his posts is fine, just don't dare call out his presence? Cool, you abide by the same rule. Don't mention Robert but report him on the spot. Deal? Queue schizo breakdown in 3....2...1...

>>65580299
>refuses to make a deal yet again
You want me to stop mentioning Robert but won't shake on it. We know why, but it's funny to make you go through the charade

"Nu-cu-larr weapons"

>>65580380
How am I deleting posts?

>>65580433
That's not Robert.

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>>65580433
Now you're accusing me of being a child rapist? Holy fucking shit Robert you have lost the plot. And since you project everything wrong about you onto me, I guess you are confessing to being a pedo. You certainly look like one.

>>65580492
Robert has officially gone deep into rage because of his posts getting deleted today. About 65 deleted posts in this thread. Fucking hilarious. You'd think he would just find another place to establish permanence for his messages, but he knows his words are worthless and all he can do is be a nuisance.

>>65580500
He's probably gonna move to Roblox next if he isn't there already.

>>65580506
Somebody confirmed he hangs around some VR flight sim server full of kids. Mind you this nigga is in his mid-late 30's. Utterly embarrassing that he really thinks he is the good guy when it is known that he is a complete creep and loser. Who would come to this thread and listen to him? That's why he gave up on trying to preach his alternatives to military service. All he has left is volunteering to be bullied in exchange for negative attention, but he's frustrated that he is now only showered with attention on the weekends in order to compel him to keep the thread bumped.

>>65580511
Robert posted pictures of dead US soldiers. Funny how you don't even want to make a comment about that, "other guy"

>>65580531
He pretends to be suicidal for attention, but yet has homicidal tendencies and is overly vindictive. Robert really shouldn't be in control of a firearm.

>>65580549
Funny how you can't even keep any story straight and rape kids on vrchat.

>>65580549
I'll stop mentioning you when you stop posting here.

>>65580566
Just like your service record, Robert. Is there a branch you have NOT pretended to serve in?

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>>65580566
Oh really, then what are you doing there? Are you gonna deny and backpedal like you always do? Seethe and repeat Robert, you're a danger to the public. (picrel)

>>65580579
Robert how many people are bullying you right now?

>>65580579
>never mentioned Robert
Pure copium.

>>65580594
You're literally proving my point by endlessly responding, trying to slide this thread with low effort bullshit.

YOU LOST ROBERT

>>65580600
How about you tell us where the "toxic users" "touched" (you)? You like to accuse everyone of of the same shit you do, so might as well go all the way.

>INB4 radio silence
What's the matter, cat got your tongue since you were exposed, Robert?

>>65580604
That won't work, he's not into adults.

>>65580604
>Robert thinks homoerotic comments will scare away a servicemember
I heard gayer shit when I was getting my mail today than you have ever said to me.

You can't make me go away Robert. Think about it like this - what would make YOU go away?

Maybe I will just skip ahead to FIVE black soldiers in the next OP. Robert has been fuming ever since I started doing this, very funny to find new things to enrage him.

>>65580604
Aren't you feeding the troll? Just stop replying and see what happens.

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>>65579864
You’re extremely cooked. S-Pact is the rate for literal retards and criminals. The good news is you can re-rate after two-ish years from what I hear. They’ll tell you it has to be a sea rate, but I’ve known several other seabeas who were prior seaman pacts so anything’s possible.

>>65580641
CB being the best outcome is bleak

>>65579867
If it's anything like my experience, my recruiter explicitly told me he would go over the options available to me, and then completely failed to do that despite being prompted multiple times over the following months. The other recruiters have not said anything in relation to who's responsibility that is.

There was more to it than that, but I just gave up on joining because clearly none of them knew what was supposed to happen.

>>65579864
You really should have asked here before you signed anything. Best course of action now is to strike a rate as fast as possible and keep yourself out of trouble. I am going to recommend A-PACT because the worst aviation rate, AO, still has the benefit of getting you yoked, whereas S and E PACT have some of the worst rates in the entire Navy. Don't be fooled thinking EM is worth the risk of ending up as HT or DC. If you wanted a good engineering rate, you should have signed for it upfront.

Fair winds and following seas, schmuckatelli. Stay sober, stay abstinent, and keep your fucking mouth shut until you strike a rate.

>>65580734
>You really should have asked here before you signed anything
Lol

>>65579131
>I saw how they’re treated at dli
anyone going linguist in 2026 is pretty dumb
AI literally does your job better than you ever will
Unless you really want to learn Chinese because you want to visit and get a Chinese wife there's basically no reason to go to DLI and learn Chinese
>>65579864
Air Force maintenance would be a lot better than nut buster
You did get a 74 though so you're probably a retarded brown person and I don't care anymore
>>65579931
>Anyone here take the DLPT before? What's it like? Thinking of taking it for German even though I won't get language pay just to have it on my records.
Easy, just do it
I did it for two languages I don't even know and almost got to the passing standard for one of them.
>>65580173
yes his story is real, you've never been in the military it's fairly common

>>65580742
asking meg about jobs was infinitely more useful than asking my recruiter (who didn't know shit)
it's literally hundreds of people's experience from all the branches who have no incentive to bullshit you into signing anything
it was one of the best decisions of my life and I owe meg all the success I now have

>>65581035
Current meg has like 4 people posting here. Just do your own research instead of relying on everyone else.

>>65581057
I'm in a good mood so I'll answer even though you're trolling
I will answer any question in meg, I have conversations with anyone and ask about their experiences in their branch and MOS and have for almost a decade explicitly to return the favor in meg and in the discord
This is the best place on the internet to ask for military enlistment advice (combined with the discord)
Asking questions here IS doing your own research

>>65581097
>even though you're trolling
No I'm not
>This is the best place on the internet to ask for military enlistment advice
It's really not

I'm not even trolling. You've been at this for a decade, so I understand why you think this is still the best place, but it's outdated and reddit is a much better source of information for enlistment and the military in general. I know this upsets you, but this general is honestly very shitty.

>>65581097
>This is the best place on the internet to ask for military enlistment advice (combined with the discord)
The fuck it is. It can be okay. That's all. It's too full of retards arguing.

>>65580641
Seabees isn’t horrible but yeah the navy fucking sucks

>>65581212
meant for
>>65580667

>>65581146
It's literally just one attentionwhore who attracted the attention of a troll and thinks they can feed a troll to death, like a prey animal thinks they can twist their way out of a predator's mouth. Everybody else here is here with genuine intentions and there are definitely more people posting here. Its not just you, 92G, your psyop torturer, and "the other guy".

First time posting in over a year. I saw an old meme I saved and I decided to check whether the captcha is still broken.

>>65581035
Then why couldn't I get a consistent answer about standardized procedures? Every answer contradicted the last, so I've come to the conclusion that if you pull enough strings you can waive anything and do anything in the military. And if you were unsuccessful, then you're just ignorant. If records go missing from Genesis, you doctors will know better than to speak out against that discrepancy. They're just crazy, after all. Imagine having your medical license revoked just because you remembered something wrong.

Can't wait for the "Oh, no no no, it's not like that" from everyone dumb enough to reply. Here's my preemptive "shut the fuck up, glowie!"

>>65581533
>you
*your

Damn, looks like a letter went AWOL...

>>65581533
What answer would placate you? You're treating us like customer service, as if we are professional obligated to do everything right for you. We're just a bunch of dudes that share personal experience and advise to the best of our ability on questions from those looking to join.

What was your question anyways?

>>65581720
>t. Received a Bad Conduct Discharge in 2015 from the Army during BCT

>>65581592
My question is what happens when a military lacks professionalism.

Not to the recruiters though. Back then, I was just asking what is my health care team was supposed to say about me. They were getting pretty annoyed because they couldn't figure out what the military wanted, and none of my recruiters wanted to submit anything unless I has 30 papers stating the same thing spread out over years, I guess. It took me a long time before anyone told me that I needed to be off meds for 2 years, like why didn't you tell me sooner?

I just gave up because this is the kind of behavior that gets everyone killed in the battlefield. I definitely wouldn't choose those people to represent the face of my military if I was a country, it's just plain embarrassing.

>>65582321
What the fuck would you know about what gets people killed on a battlefield, nonserve? You have some ego coming here claiming you have any authority on this topic. Go cry somewhere else.

>>65582363
>you're not in the military, you're not allowed to understand cause and effect nor extrapolation

Why is it that people who accuse others of being egotistical are the ones with a fragile ego? Have you really never heard the phrase "military professionalism" before? You like to accuse other countries of lacking that, so surely you have.

How do you know I'm not in the military anyway? I just decided not to be a soldier. Sorry anon, but you're getting sent to the Persian Gulf to die in a 2 star hotel, I wish you could've avoided it...

>>65582382
k

>>65582386
Good luck out there!

You're really bad at psyoping, this is how the military purges itself of bad actors. It's a lot more efficient than Soviet era gulagism.

I'm out of my ELS window. Damnit. I lost track of time. What do I do now?

>>65582425
You're cooked.

About to graduate power school and this shit is straight ass. Idk how the enlisted side compares but this is harder than college ever was

>>65582593
Is there anything I can do? Should I wait until I'm at my first unit to request a separation?

>>65582775
Definitely not.

>>65582425
Are you trying to get kicked out already?

>>65582321
>what happens when a military lacks professionalism.
You end up like 92G. That was literally the exact phrase he used to describe why he got out.

>>65581140
>reddit is a much better source of information
yeah, like I said you're trolling
>>65581533
>I've come to the conclusion that if you pull enough strings you can waive anything and do anything in the military
Correct!
>>65582697
we told you not go to nuke bro
you could've been chilling in AF or Army intel and never go on a ship
>>65582775
just finish your contract pussy

>>65583318
A mistake has been realized, yes

>>65583751
Proof you're in?

>>65581030
>anyone going linguist in 2026 is pretty dumb
Chinese and TS/SCI, hello retard? The opportunity for embassy and fed work after is great. Don’t ask how I know

>>65583788
What do you want, a picture of my boots?

>>65584359
NTA but also include your feet.

Just because people say these threads aren't good doesn't mean they're trolling. You're too sensitive.

>>65584390
....or the predictable nature of the one troll that haunts these threads is incredibly obvious and he gets sensitive when asked to prove himself when lying about being in the military.

>>65584390
What about when duly enlisted soldiers start gnashing teeth every time someone challenges their belief that the military is absolutely perfect, like when someone has problems joining? See here >>65582363

>RAH RAH RAH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, FAGGLOT, AHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!???!!?!?!!!!¡??
Nigga just look it up, tha's how I no XD

>>65583321
I thought he got out because he was WIA.

>>65584545
Robert, this thread has been up for over a week. You used to be able to slide a thread in under a day. Might be time to have you taken out to pasture.

>>65583788
Why are you getting defensive already over such a simple question? Even if it's fake, just tell 'em what to do, it's not that hard.

>>65584584
Do you like to run your mouth to the enemy as well? Maybe someone should show your superior what your internet addiction looks like (that means your 4chan posts).

>>65584586
>>65584595
Are you still upset because I tricked you into (You)ing me after you tried so hard not to? Kek

>>65579898

>>65584646
Not him but sure. Lemme eat dinner. Just got back from class.

>>65584646
>Russian camo
Why am I always fucking right? Why can't it ever be an actual person in the service with a real issue? It is ALWAYS fucking Robert pretending to be in the same military he wishes would be erased from existence

>>65584665
It's 5. I have to make it before DFAC closes.

>>65584668
No, it's just the same fat faggot from Illinois. He's posted this picture before too. He really thinks people on /k/ won't recognize a foreign uniform.

my shithole country has obligatory military service but i have to wait until MAY 2027
i have to neet for the next 7 fucking months

>>65584670
What are you, a wop? Eating late is how you end up fatter than Trump's dumpy

>>65584685
>>65584693
Post belly

>>65584681
the only "job" i could get right now is a waiter at a cafe

>>65584744
You don't even have to give a fuck, just don't disgrace yourself, but do the bare minimum to not get fired.

>>65584876
Mods are abundantly aware that a very obese manchild from Peoria, Illinois shits these threads up and they ban him when they see his posts (mods can see IP of each poster). It doesn't even matter what he talks about - they just ban him and delete his posts because he is deleterious to this board's culture and community. The problem is that he keeps ban evading and coming back here to complain about his posts getting deleted instead of recognizing that he is unwanted.

>College grad with 3.0 GPA, Bachelors in Marketing
>Scored 94/100 on practice ASVAB
>Recruiter who is a Sergeant starts gassing me up for an officer position.
>Apparently this SSG is the most knowledgeable person in the room on the commissioning side

I'm doubtful, because I heard from other sources that I needed to be competitive for OCS and that spots were limited. Are these guys just gassing me up or are they just trying to trick me into enlisting into some MOS so they can meet quota? The guy most knowledgeable on the commissioning side was a Sergeant, and he was the one telling me I could become an officer through OCS if I took the ASVAB and enlisted.

Also, he said I'd be able get my tuition paid off through college loan repayment with the Guard over my six year contract. Is this true or are there some strings he wasn't telling me about?

One more thing, he also told me that I could work full-time Infrantry for the Guard and possibly go on deployments. It is my intent to get as good at soldiering as possible on the condition that I do get into the military, and I don't want to spend my years doing something that I could do as a civilian.

Would you all recommend I talk to the other branch recruiters? In short, I want to commission as an officer, work in a field uniquely military (i.e., Infantry or Intelligence), and have a bit of an adventure via deployments.

>>65584995
Robert, your posts are being deleted because nobody wants you here. You are nothing but a nuisance, which I know you take great joy in being, but you can't honestly expect to be afforded respect when all you do is disrespect everyone else. That is what makes it funny to troll you. You are an easy target and there is no justification to come to your defense. You just plain suck as a human being and you're making it everyone else's problem because you think going away will bruise your ego.

>>65584987
I'm enlisted so I'm not the best source for some of these, comissioning can take a bit of time to actually process, but once you're selected for OCS you should be set to go. I had a friend commission air force and he was in a bit of limbo for several months until they finally got everything settled and sent him off for training. Be patient with it and have income or a plan until you're on the plane.

NG College loan repayment is real but it'll be contingent on how long you serve too, they'll have a minimum and if you get discharged before that for any reason they'll be more than happy to take the money back. Your recruiter should be able to give you some more solid documentation and you can get the details when you're at MEPS too.

More incoming

>>65585007
Are you accusing me of being a member of 4chan's staff, and thereby suggesting that I am the one deleting your posts?

>>65584987
>>65585008
Full time NG usually has need for more staff officers to handle things but it'd probably be more administrative tasks than infantry groundpounding. This also can take time to find a spot, I tried to get a full time job right out of my AIT and it took 5 years for me to finally get one.
Deployment's always a possibility for NG, but some states and some units in states deploy more than others. See if your recruiter can get you more about how often/where they deploy to.

And absolutely talk to other recruiters, you don't have any obligation to any of them until they're taking you to MEPS to sign your contract. See what they can offer you to compare and contrast. If you're wanting the military specific lifestyle Army/Marines are probably your best bet, but if you're looking at NG it'll be Army/Air only. I don't know anything about the reserves and what full time opportunities they have.

>>65585015
Thanks for the reply. Yeah, I'll only be taking the ASVAB for now to see what I can get. I just have to fill out the application and see what they can schedule. That aside, is what you get on your practice test usually accurate to what you get on your actual ASVAB? Also, I'm from MN. Recruiter said we deploy more than others being the 5th largest NG in the country, but again, it sounded like you had for fight for those deployments from the volunteer list.

For commissioning too, when you're in limbo, are you still able to work active duty as an enlisted or do they just send us off to our monthly drills and civvie work?

On another note, I saw some young girls coming out of the recruiter's office. Spied some of their files and these lanks were 17. Now there's a lot to say about having young women in the military, and most of these sayings I've only heard as a civvie, and what I've read from the accounts of war, does any serious military ever take women fo roles outside of, let's say "upping morale" in the barracks? Like, one of those girls, a mousey woman with shagged hair and freckles, looked like the kind of person just happy to be told that she mattered somewhere, while the other looked more like she was looking to get as much out of the military as she possibly could. It's really no concern to me if I commission, but it's somewhat difficult for me to imagine the mousey girl dying in a trench. She looked like someone, if you met in a village, whom you'd wish to protect than hand a rifle. Maybe I do care. She looked like she had a hard life, and seemed to be the kind of woman, in better times, that a proper soldier would have died for. It was offputting for me, least, that everyone in that office acted like bringing such a woman into the soldiering profession was normal. Still, sentiment aside, I'm sure she'd probably get some admin work. Seems to be the thing these days.

>>65585049
Yeah your ASVAB scores should be pretty consistent, and with a bachelors already shouldn't be anything on there to bomb your scores. My state's much smaller but still deploys about every 5 years, they're always happy to take volunteers but there's sometimes less choice in the matter.
You can also join another state's Guard if you want, worth considering if you're close to a border and the commute for drill won't be terrible.

Comissioning with a degree I don't think they'd make you drill as a cadet, that's more an ROTC thing, I don't think you'd start serving until you're done with OCS. Not really sure on this one.

And yes, females join plenty often, and usually at least are trying to do their jobs. They can be shit and useless or just making things harder, too, but so can dudes. If they're that young they're probably going for the tuition too, and there's plenty of noncombat jobs that need done.

>>65585154
Good, I enjoy annoying someone who likes to pretend to be in the military.

>>65585276
Keep projecting, Robert. You forgot to answer >>65585009

>>65584661
I'm guessing you missed all the times 92G talked shit about the military? Or are you admitting he was a neverserved?

>>65584110
>Chinese and TS/SCI, hello retard? The opportunity for embassy and fed work after is great
there's not a lot of embassy jobs, and most of them kinda blow at the lower echelons
It's a much thicker pathway to do any intel and get useful technical skills and use that instead
Much lower failure rates in the other intel job training pipelines than DLI
It really comes down to personal language ability and desire, if you will like DLI and that experience it's not the worst but it's pretty bad for most people
>>65584671
go backpacking in central asia
>>65584987
the asvab isn't out of 100, it's pretty funny you got a 3.0 in marketing though and have that mistaken belief

>>65585049
>it sounded like you had for fight for those deployments from the volunteer list.
somewhat, but not really, people with families typically don't like to leave for long periods
you'll probably be able to get slots without much of a fuss no matter which guard unit you join
>>65585049
>I'm sure she'd probably get some admin work
you got it in one
virtually 0 women are in combat roles and they almost always cause problems
in a basic training company of 250, 8 might be women, and two might pass
these two will end up causing a tremendous share of the cohesion issues you'll run into if you ever PL XO or CO in the future
for no reason, really, as 1 or 2 out of 200 is not a significant part of the force and those 2 are usually average at best, typically below average

>>65584987
>>65585049
if you want more in depth info the discord is available btw
https://discord.gg/Q3z5UT8jq

>>65585671
>It really comes down to personal language ability and desire
You shouldn’t be a linguist if you don’t love language. We can agree on that

>>65585686
Nah

There are Jodies around.
I want to hear the stories of them getting their just desserts.
Why and how are these people still alive?

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I unironically like shirt stays and I'm glad the military introduced me to them.

>>65588031
They're doing a service to this country by taking care of our warfighters' wives while they're away.

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>>65588031
>There are Jodies around.
Women are just a disloyal species. I have stories but wont share unless their is interest as it is irrelevant to what I have to say.

Anywah, 92gfag here for a quick update. There is a restaurant near Fort Hood I like and I went to get food their today. I didn't see any protesters in the area about the impending exicution. In further news, my wife has informed that supposedly the firing squad isn't going to be open to the public unless you are a family member of a victim or a survivor, and it won't be life streamed. Lowkey a bit salty about that.

Anyway, that is all I had to say. Goodspeed, /meg/ :^)

Im drunk posting right now but….
Im 28 and going to school on my GI bill for ME and I have a year left. Im still in really fucking good shape (13 minute two mile 28 minute 4 mile at 210lbs) I used to be a somewhat competent recce ATL/TL how retarded would it be to attempt selection with the NG in a year and a half after I graduate?

>>65590162
not too retarded. see if there's a SFRE scheduled soon close to your area, or just find your closest 19th or 20th group and see if they have recruiting contact info. anecdotal, but I've heard NG SFAS candidates have high success rates because the NG groups won't send people there until they're all but guaranteed to pass.

>>65589055
you can just show up anyway to see what they say
pretend you belong there I doubt they're going to make you present a fucking document to a random 31B to gain entrance

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>>65591043
That is probably what I'll end up doing. Like you said, I doubt the mp's will be looking for credentials outside of the ability to get on base. Even if i do, the worst they'll do is tell me to leave. I will be on the lookout for where on the base the exicution will take place and proceed accordingly as the day draws closer.

>>65580216
Truthfully, I don't have much desire to talk about my time in. I've told my story, said what I needed to say, and I still stand by everything said. If and when robert comes around and tried to impersonate me, discredit me, or cosplay as me in some manner know this.

Robert, you and me probably agree on more than we disagree on. I won't turn this into a /pol/ rant with my opinions. It's just a shame that you wanted to kill people who's only crime was existing in a place where they live and you are an outsider and then act like the army did a bad thing by discharging you. If only the rest of army was always this exacting with paperwork probably 90% of my experience wouldn't have been so horrible.

Would I be retarded to try and go back into Reserves/Guard if I'm already out with 90%? I know there would be waivers and shit but there was a 24 year old kid at my last job with 100% and was still in a Reserve unit.

I ask because it would have to intel in Florida, and from what I've seen there is some serious fuckery at the unit level.

>>65591338
Yes. Don't go back.

>>65591314
Who's side are you on? Are you with us or Robert?

I like being in the navy
That’s all

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>might pcs for the second time this year because efmp couldn't figure my shit out for the last 10 months

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>>65567179
What's the probability of getting a chief packet for fixed wing in the army for an age waviered prior service re1? Willing to hear about rotary too for shithooks.

>>65592806
Pretty low. Fixed wing slots are rare and highly competitive. You will need to be an extremely strong candidate in order to have a chance (excellent physical fitness, excellent impression on whoever writes your LOR, and bring lots of extra things to the table, like a PPL and flying hours under your belt). Rotary wing is much easier to attain in comparison and it's still probably going to be an uphill battle due to your age.

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>30 yo NEET with no professional experience whatsoever
>never went to college
I have been pondering on how to fix my life and bros and after looking up information for the past week or so I'm strongly considering joining the navy. As it seems like the most viable option
Looking at both CWT and CTI as I'm an /int/ poster and already know a bit of russian and want to study chinese which is of course another language that they would want me to study to be a CTI.
For CWT I've always been kinda interested in cyber security and apparently these are pretty cushy jobs with good work hours and the experience translates really well to getting a job once you're in the civilian sector again.

>>65592907
Have fun

>>65592944
oh fug I forgot to even ask my question.
I meant to ask, "am I being retarded and should I just stay a civilian? I've never really ever considered military service before."

>>65592958
dog if you're a NEET you should reach for any chance you get.

military service may fix your life. it may also fuck you. YMMV.

>>65592958
If you lack a conscience / don't bother yourself with the moral implications of your choices, then you might as well join. You could also become a cop, or join a gang, or start robbing people.

>>65592960
>it may also fuck you
I mean, if he's a NEET then he can only go up
However much may his service suck, he'll have a stable source of income, he'll be housed, fed and he'll have something halfway respectable to put on his resume afterwards
People shit on the military, often rightfully so, but it's a legitimately good method of social mobility

>>65592958
>am I being retarded
Yeah
>and should I just stay a civilian?
Only you can decide that. None of us here can make the decision for you. Service will suck at your age but it's your life. Decide for yourself.

>>65593573
>if he's a NEET then he can only go up
Thats my thinking. my parents as much as I love them, seem content to keep me neeting here helping them around the house til the day they die.
I've got dreams though, and the military can help me accomplish them.

>>65593830
Then why are you are here? What are you actually looking for?

>>65593895
Presumably validation and a little push
Basically he's on the fence and wants someone to tell him that he's not doing something retarded and not about to ruin his life

So, >>65593830, go for it. Don't marry a stripper and don't buy a Charger at 35 APR and you'll be fine. The worst that can happen is that you'll hate your job for a few years and then you'll have enough experience to do something that you actually enjoy doing. Shit, you might even end up doing something cool for a bit and you'll get free college afterwards

>>65593568
Literally shut the fuck up Robert, you were kicked out during basic because you said psycho shit and found out the Army isn't looking for baby killers like you though

Fun fact, ICE HSI has a federal internship program specifically aimed at veterans which trains them to investigate child exploitation crimes and put pedos in prison.
https://www.ice.gov/careers/hero

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>>65593914
>he's on the fence and wants someone to tell him that he's not doing something retarded and not about to ruin his life
Thank you for understanding

Yeah I don't give a shit about cars, I'm too ugly to attract women, and im probably gonna just live cheap and put most of my money into stocks since I have nothing else to spend it on.
I do want to go to college as well so getting access to the GI bill seems very lucrative.

>>65593924
Who is robert?
Do you guys get your own dedicated schizo in these threads?

>>65593914
>Basically he's on the fence and wants someone to tell him that he's not doing something retarded and not about to ruin his life
None of us can say he's not. Entering at 30 is a much different experience than entering at 18 with no real life experience. At 30 years old, he's a big boy and should be able to make the decision himself. Is there any real downside to him joining? Not really. Will he potentially hate his life for the next 3-5 years? Quite possibly. He's also a neet at 30. He's set in his ways. He's developed habits that will be much harder to break at his age. I'm not here to deter him. I just don't think he should be going in with the mindset the military will magically turn his life around.

Honestly, I think he should just join. If he's not happy with his civilian life and already on the fence, he's more likely to regret not joining and always wondering about it instead of joining and experiencing it himself. If he hates it, he can get out and collect his bennies after a few years.

Since he's already a grandpa, he can probably rack up the disability since he'll prob start breaking his body after a sedentary lifestyle of neetdom.

>>65594008
You may actually catch up with your peers if you play your cards right and act responsibly. I vote yay, but do not underestimate the physical conditioning you will have to undergo

>>65594008
He's in the walls

>>65594008
You are doing something retarded, and you are about to ruin your life.

>>65594008
>Do you guys get your own dedicated schizo in these threads?
There's robert (a man who was kicked out of the military for talking about wanting to murder random iraqi civilians) and then anti-robert, who accuses everyone of being robert.

anyways, yeah, go for it, man, you can only go up unless you end up a cripple or die, and that is statistically unlikely even in combat jobs.

>>65594024
Seeing as he doesn't really have anything else going on, there's not much for him to fuck up, as you said.
The worst thing that can happen is that he'll hate his job
You do touch on an important point, fitness, but honestly if he's anywhere nearing a healthy weight, the military can take care of the rest. Navy's not gonna make him ruck enough to blow his knees up

>>65594128
>poster gets accused of being Robert
>goes full retard bitching about getting called Robert
>mods gank Robert on sight
>said poster being accused of being Robert ends up getting banned and his posts deleted
>poster will then come back and pretend he is a different person but is obviously the same guy

The Robert theory has been proven time and time again. There really is a loser with a BCD who comes here to try to dissuade people from joining because he has a terminal case of sour grapes.

>>65594117
HES IN THE GODDAM WALLS

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>>65594024
I'm not completely sedentary desu.
I usually run a 5k about 3 times a week just to avoid sedentary. Though I do it at a casual 10 minute mile speed. I've never really tried to push for higher speed before.
I used to lift weights as well a few years ago, but I fell off of that.
As far as weight goes, I'm 5'10 175. A little heavier than I want to be but I'm dieting down rn and ideally I'll lose about 10-15bs.

>>65594176
Do you have any:
Significant debt
Unsecured debt
Foreign contacts
Criminal history
Major medical problems
Mental health issues (diagnosed/receiving treatment for)
Current medications
History with extremist groups (actual terror groups not the hacker known as 4chinz)
Allegiance to foreign countries or dual citizenship
Foreign assets

>>65594176
OK this is a pretty good baseline desu

>>65594197
>debt
nein
>foreign contracts
nothing
>criminal history
zero. I don't even drink or smoke weed.
>medical problems
I have pretty bad myopia and I need glasses or contacts to correct my vision. I DID in fact originally start thinking of the military because I wanted to be a pilot but then I learned thats only for officers and only for people with good uncorrected vision. So that dream was kinda quashed.
>mental health
other than being dissatisfied with my life as it currently is, I can't even say I'm depressed.
>medications
I take the shit to prevent balding. finasteride and minoxidil.
>history with extremist groups
I guess some of my extended family had biker gang connections in the hells angels. idk if that counts.
>allegiance to foreign countries or dual citizenship
None
>Foreign assets
zero

>>65594244
Ok you should be good if this is all accurate. Your vision shouldn't be a problem as long as it's correctable (i.e. you wear glasses that let you see normally). Idk about the fin/min but if it's OTC instead of prescribed it won't even come up in MHS GENESIS.
If you're thinking Navy I highly recommend CWT, CTR, or CTI. Just do some research on the other branches' equivalents and the specific ins and outs of going Navy (shore/sea duty, promotion timelines, opportunities for schools, fitness standards, etc). The Army equivalents are (iirc) 17C, 35N, and 35P.

>>65569187
Anon, same conditions here. Just shut up about ADHD. ASD you can get a waver for. I got my wavers with the Army.

Airforce is picky about any medical problems. Guy in my basic got kicked out of the Air Force for adhd.

You’re going to find out it’s not the branch it’s the recruiter. Some people are just not willing to take the risk on certain applicants. Have your shit together (documentation, citizenship, bank account details, etc) walk in with a job or series picked, be professional, and ask how soon can you get to MEPS

“Peace time” military sucks ass. The training schedule and op tempo from getting in seems really slow. Based on pay it’s like 9-10$ a hour.

Be ready to be hurry up and wait. Pick a job that translates to civilian jobs. The national guard and reserves offer a lot of life time flexibility.

>>65594244
Do not mention the Hell's Angels lmao otherwise your profile is fine. You can't lie about bad vision but that's at worst going to involve an ophthalmologist verifying you don't need a walking stick

>>65594250
I was leaning towards navy just because I fell for their "see the world" propaganda.
Even though I know by that they mean if you go on a ship you'll be out in the ocean most of the time and you will occasionally pull into port for a few days at places like yokosuka or naples
I was looking at air force because I know they have the highest quality of life but I've heard that they can also be picky and you're not guaranteed the job you want the same way that you are if you score high enough for it in the navy.
I never really looked at the army. Idk I guess I just always assumed they would have the shittiest life of all the main branches.
And obviously I'm too old to join marines, but I wouldn't want to anyway.

>>65594308
There's ups and downs to all branches. The Army's biggest selling point to potential recruits is that you can sign for the exact job you want, and under certain circumstances, guarantee your first duty station as well (it's called an option 19 contract). It is true that Army dining facilities and barracks are of lower quality on average than, say, the Air Force, but they're a step above what you'd have underway on some types of ships and equal to or better than what the Marines has to offer. The Air Force might offer cushy QoL by reputation, but it has some surprisingly shitty duty stations in the middle of nowhere and it can be harder to get your preferred job choice compared to other branches.
Take my word with a grain of salt and do your own research, I'm just a paid shill for the Army after all, but don't discount any one branch immediately based on what you've heard so far. I want you to make the most informed decision possible, if you decide to go through with this, as you will be spending at least 3-4 years doing whatever you sign for.

>>65594497
You can get guaranteed A-school in the USCG and USN, its not available for all ratings/jobs but it is reasonably common.

>>65591314
Can you elaborate on how you did 8 years and were able to evade promotion considering you are mandated by regs to go to the board until you get it? Why didn't you want to promote and why didn't you want to try reclassing again?

I ask this all in good faith and am NOT trying to set you up or anything.

>>65594308
Don't go Army. Every person I know who served in the Army said they wish they did Air Force instead. Also don't count out the Coast Guard. They have the highest retention rate for a reason.

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advice on getting 100% disability?

>>65596098
Fuck off spammer.

>>65595659
Not him. But you'll learn that the regs only apply when they're convenient or you force a hand.

real new thread
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>>65595969
More onions in your dishes