"Plain girls, erotic!" editionhttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin! Previous: >>65582842>Image limit reached
>>65587362>>65587386They look like dorks
>>65587362>Normal woman fetishYou people are sick! This is a new low even for you!
>>65586012>Doctor timeI think I should have seen the doctor yesterday.
>>65587497>everybody is getting sickYa know, I have a chronic sharp pain near my liver that I should check out, but at the same time they'll just take forever to see me and charge like $400 dollars, so im always hesitant to go.
My sneaky fox wife Leva
>>65587534Look at her, thinking shes sneaky by hiding that baguette under a coat.
>>65587362dorks erotic
>>65587546Dorks are sadly becoming a dying breed, we must create a nature preserve for dorks and fill it with oversized plushie pillows
>>65587550>Dorks are sadly becoming a dying breedyou just dont see them when youre out in the wildyou dont notice thembut theres more dorks than everit's just that it's so fucking hard to meet womenand feminism has ruined women's expectations for what love and marriage are supposed to be
>Some Anon's want a momwife>Some Anon's want a dorkwifeWhat about a dorkmomwife?
Can you not hornypost porn on a blue SFW board. Your anime general gets tolerated because it's not disruptive. Having a relative or coworker think you're browsing hentai when they get a glance of literal weeb hentai on your screen because of an off-topic general is pretty disruptive. If you want to post an erotic weapons themed anime general then go and do it on a red board like /d/.
>>65587691sorry...
>>65587697Hell yeah man. Looks good, saved.
>>65587546>Tomboy dork with a Beretta 92 and black hairMy heart
>>65586857>someone posted my literal MS Paint drawing<3Marian's birthday is coming up. I might post something of her when the time comes. I hope to see more drawings from you guys as well. >>65587707Thank you.
>>65587691Okay janny.
>>65587691get raped to death, faggot.
>>65587691Brother, you can just ask for more lewd images. You don't have to be so coy about it.
>>65587759are you ever going to stop avatarposting? spirutually you are the same as those static pose mspaint fursona youtube commentators.
>>65587765minor spelling mistake...
>>65587765What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>65587759There's a lot of noguns on /k/ and it shows. I still come here though because the good threads are actually good.
>>65587691Why are you browsing the internet hate machine known as Forchan at work, Mr. Anonymous?
Have you gotten an airgun yet?
>>65587780Nah, I played around with air guns when I was a kid before I could get real guns. They're a great introduction, but if I wanna shoot something less powerful with no snap, I'll just shoot a suppressed .22.
>>65587691you can just not click on the thread known for posting the busty anime women with guns or who are guns/some form of weapon, or do it in front of your boss, I heard you can get a promotion from it
>>65587780FAT BABY
>>65587786I probably should get a .22 one of these days. I only have a small glock and a small shotgun and those things don't kick at all. But yeah, get a airgun anyway!
>>65587797Aahhh, when you put it like that. I see them at my local Tractor Supply whenever I go buy chicken feed, and they do look pretty neat, not too expensive either.If you can spare the cash, I would definitely say go for a suppressed .22. But I also have to be realistic and acknowledge that the application of an air gun can MOSTLY cover the application of a suppressed .22. Understand that in your use case it would be a very fun novelty/slight upgrade. But if you ever do go for it, the giggle you get out of firing a real bullet with no hearing protection is absolutely worth it.
>>65587776NTA, but I'm bored since þe line'snot moving. Also my boss is based.>>65587775Homura Did Noþing Wrong.
>>65587710Thats not bad for mspaint, im guessing its evolved since 20 years ago
>>65587843Preach brother. I can't wait for the movie to come out in the states, I just hope that any theater near me will actually show it. Haven't been spoiled yet, just along for the ride.
>>65587710Stop posting faggot witches!!
>>65587843>Thorns autist is backAh shit, not this again
Guns are cool
>>65587872Big agree
>>65587864Girls can't be faggots, they just haven't gotten a good dicking yet.
>>65587780No but I am planning on getting a .22lr soon, just wanna head to the gun store and handle a Ruger 10/22 next to a Henry H001 before making a decision.>Ruger Mini-14 as a stand in because for some reason anime pictures of a 10/22 are virtually non-existent.
>>65587845I'm using classic MS Paint. There are occasional MS Paint drawthreads on /a/ that I try to participate in. MS Paint nowadays has layers but I use classic to keep the spirit of the drawthreads.
>>65587882Based
>>65587889>ribbon uiThat's not classic mspaint. This is classic mspaint.
>>65587884I can think of at least one anime girl that uses a 10/22 off the top of my head.
>>65587895Listen man, I too, watched 9/11 live on television, but we dont have to be a dick to the younglings
>>65587825>>65587884lol yeah. I do have a break-barrel .22 airgun that can reach up to 950 fps with lightweight ammo. So I imagine it'll be something like that if I can get a suppressor for it. I might just get a 10/22 too; having this sort of thing does look fun. The only problem is I won't be able to shoot it in my backyard. >>65587790A fat baby is a happy baby.
>>65587895My mistake. I didn't know that; I guess the version I've been using has been the classic for me. I don't like the new MS Paint that came with Windows 11.
>>65587908It's not that old. It's from 2009 and it's not even the last non-gay non-ribbon version but it ought to be among the last 5.2 builds if not the last one.
>>65587884>>6558791210/22 is the childhood friend of the gun world
>>65587924>Childhood friend Oh no, I've read enough mangas to know that the childhood best friend never wins the Protag!
>>65587924Might be one of the truest takes I've ever read, holy shi
>>65587930Gayest shit ever ngl, you have a woman who's basically like a sister to you who you've known your entire life, you don't even need to date her because what's the point? You've effectively been in a low key relationship for as long as you can remember.And your first instinct isn't to marry and impregnate her the moment you both turn 18?
>>65587934Why even wait? Also, the best childhood friend is when there's an age difference. You can teach her how to shoot a bolt-action rifle with a pre-WWII bolt-action airgun!
>>65587956Most places don't let you get married until you're 18 is why
>>65587960I mean the impregnate part.
>>65587519Get a blood test from Quest Diagnostics
>>65587884Didn't Ruger just discontinue basically 90% of their lineup because muh shareholders? They killed all their revolvers except the Wranglers, and the PC Carbine too. I think one of the survivors was the 10/22 but I'm not 100% sure.
>>65587710>someone posted my literal MS Paint drawingAs I said before I believe everyone thats just starting to draw anime women should strive to reach that level at the very least. Not saying that they should make it look the same but you know, like that level of skill and.. err, put togetherness.
>>65587964Teenage pregnancy is generally frowned upon and tends to ruin individuals lives in white societies. >>65587967The 10/22 is one of the best selling guns in the entire US, I highly doubt they disco'd it.
Of course on my birthday of all days I had to start vomiting really bad at 2 AM and got like a 110 degree fever. My head also hurts really fucking bad and the faggot nurse pricked me like 16 times with different shit just to be like>oh yeah, you have the fluLike motherfucker I thought I was gonna meet the big man upstairsAlso I think some of my surplus is haunted because when I tried going back to sleep there were like 4 shadow people standing at my door.
>>65587978>I think some of my surplus is haunted because when I tried going back to sleep there were like 4 shadow people standing at my doorI mean, I feel there's a lot of things that could cause that, let's not jump to conclusions.
>>65587978lol happy birthday>I tried going back to sleep there were like 4 shadow people standing at my doorThey're creepy but you should be okay. If you ever start hearing garbled whispers though you need to snap awake immediately and stay up for awhile. Do not ever continue sleeping if that happens
>>65587978Disregard >>65587985You should sell me your surplus because I can keep those ghosts in line.
>>65587978>110 degree feverThis is beside the point, but the term "incompatible with life" has always been particularly grim.
>>65587972Nigga, we're talking about anime childhood-friend love interests. You'll enjoy the fantasy, even if I have to force it on you!
>>65587987What happens if you do sleep through it?
>>65587978There's a reason they're called "fever dreams," your brain does weird stuff when you have a fever.
>>65587995NEVER! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME ENJOY THINGS!
When I get a home gym it's going to be covered in pictures of guns, girls, girls with guns and gun-girls.>>65587691Where do you think you are?Get your T checked and get back to redd*t.
>>65588003Stop resisting! Accept that Enjoyment! Or else!
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>>65588010>>65588011YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BE HAPPY! I REFUSE! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>65587934What's the deal with jeans? I go feral when I see womens' hips and butts in nicely fitting, real jeans. Real as in not (((stretch))) shit, not low-rise, not paper thin chinkshit, not fat bitches. The more simple the better.
>>65587884>10/22Classic childhood friend trope, nothing especially special about her, she's that short and slim girl with a brown bobcut who wears sweaters and plaid skirts with sneakers, insists her eyes aren't bad but the fact that she comes with a weaver scope mount in the box means she probably needs glasses (a scope).>Henry H001Girl from the suburbs who watched too many cowboy movies growing up and now larps as a country girl despite the closest thing she's had to being "country" is going to her mom's friends house outside of the city for a few hours. Denim, leather boots, a cowboy hat in a place where no one else wears cowboy hats. Throw a scope on her too and she looks especially dorky.No matter what, they're both dorks
>>65587999I wouldnt know because I didnt do it but I knew that if I didnt stay awake bad things were going to happen
>>65588017I know what you mean anon
>>65587710>MS paintPretty gud!
>>65588003Alright then! I'm THROWING the happiest at you right now!
>>6558796710/22 survived. They'd need to be so retarded they couldn't function outside a care home to stop selling the 10/22.
>>65588022It's so wholesome looking, flattering, and figure highlighting. Just a great combination of traits. Women can walk around in thong bikinis and fake tans and shit and I am way less interested than seeing some dork looking girl or butterface with nice hips and butt wearing jeans with loads of hay chaff dust and mud on them. I don't even like want/kids but I feel a desire to wife and impregnate such a woman. But enough of my unhinged spergranting.
>>65588038It's fucking weird but jeans are starting to feel business casual these days, the amount of people I see wearing jeans anymore can be counted on one hand which is bizarre to me because back in my day (old man wheeze) jeans were pretty much the most casual anyone was willing to get when they walked out of the house.
>>65588060May leggings go to hell and cease to trouble my eyes. The fact they are now ubiquitous reflect the downfall of women and our society.
>>65588027Are you enjoying AC8 so far
>>65588065Nah, leggings were the thing about half a decade ago, no, it's nothing but baggy sweat pants as fast as the eye can see.
>>65588065>leggingsI've always wondered how the hell women even feel comfortable wearing those in public. They look tight, potentially show off your cameltoe, reveal your panties depending on the lighting or if you bend over, and put your ass on display. But I guess they like that shit cause of how much they wear it everywhere, women are weird man.
>>65588085They also perfectly exude the feeling that someone is trashy and tasteless. Don't even get me started on what people wear to the gym. Men walking around without shirts in summer is also becoming a thing here. I didn't realize we were actually living in some wigger favela but apparently we are in the 2020s.
>>65588085>"Why are women doing X? Don't they realize that it does Y?"Yeah, nigga.
>>65588085Anon, the woman wearing leggings in public are skanks, that's the whole point.
>>65588097
Is Thomas the Tan/k/ Engine /k/-approved?
>>65587759Let me know when you stop avatar spamming faggot. You'll never have a family, or even a girlfriend
>>65587765>>65588152I seem to have struck a nerve, need I remind you that posting your waifu is not avatar fagging? but you don't care you just have a seething raging hatred of me.because you're a NORMALFAG, or a communist, either way THIS PLACE AIN'T FOR YOU STALKER! OFF WITH YOU WHILE YOU STILL GOT LEGS!
*sigh*
>>65588017Tight. Thick. Novel texture. Non organic color.It's that simple. Subhumans think only naked women are attractive, and their idea of sexy clothing is clothing that is tissue thin.
>>65587972>Teenage pregnancy is generally frowned upon and tends to ruin individuals lives in white societiesAny society that does not encourage teenage pregnancy simply ceases to exist so I don't give a fuck what your modernoid ass frowns on.
>>65588197we are two different posters>waifuit's avatarposting when you don't stop doing it, in my opinion.
>>65588017I like lowrises but that's just me being a 00s teenager
>>65587497Damn dude
>>65587972>Teenage pregnancy is generally basedFTFY
