grug guessneed more
>>65593037Grug mogged
Spear throwers were the weapon that allowed humans to become the dominant smart ape. Because it massively increased the range you could injure or kill something and that meant you were less likely to die. Neanderthals were bigger and stronger and weren't that much dumber than humans (and some argue were more social than people think) but because they used logs and rocks and stuff to fight, even those 1v1 they'd mog a human, we threw spears at them and it meant we survived and they didn't. Didn't stop interbreeding or both sides caring for each other but on top of other issues, humans survived and we didn't. All thanks to the spear thrower.It was such a advantageous weapon it was still in use when European colonists came to the Americas, despite bows being invented. That's how powerful it was.Oh sorry, that's not the point of this thread>grug says tribe council should ban spear throwers, think of small grug cave killings
>>65593240Grugs need sensible spear control. How many innocent sabertooths need die before Grugs learn?
>>65593240>small grug cave killingsnever happen, fake cave painting by long nose
>>65593246This grug like sit on rock and watch dark grug breed grugette.
>>65593240Neanderthals were cannibals. They ate each other to extinction, it wasnt fucking pointy sticks
>little rockPfft, no big hitting stick? grug know you are small cave nowpaint edc, i wait
>>65593240>humans survived and we didn't>we
>>65593253>amerigrug rule
>>65593240Gruk point out that humies and nindertuls in same genus, homo
>>65593246man-fucker from beach tribe and leaf tribe not get opinion. need stop putting meat-spear on fertility idol
>>65593257why is this the big thing everyone says these days?>hey what about this cool group of people that used to exist>CANNIBALS! NEANDERTHAL CANNIBALS! GAULISH CANNIBALS! CELT CANNIBALS REEEE CANNIBALLLLLLLSEveryone has had rare instances of cannibalism. If it was anywhere near as common as you spergs pretend it was, nobody would be alive today. I bet, if you have any proof of this, it's like one find with debatable indications of cannibalism.
>>65593257>regurgitating ignorant comments They were outcompeted by cromagnon, otherwise you wouldn't find so much neanderthal DNA in modern humans
>>65593349Neanderthal fingers stained with the gravy of his sister typed this.
>>65593358little sissy African Cromagnon fingers chistled these figures
Time for berrypicker tribe to pay rent
>>65593349>Everyone has had rare instances of cannibalism>EveryoneNot me you savage cannibal
>>65593524You are a wannabe superious bum and your ancestors ate people at some point. No amount of memes you found on the internet will ever change it.
>>65593530No they didn't
>>65593541They did.
>>65593337Grak says Gruk would know
>>65593545Not uh
>>65593655Yes huh times infinity times ur gay if u argue
>>65593349Based and chinkpilledhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guangxi_Massacre
>>65593240grudd still think rock enoughrock win two big tribe war
Stop trying to regulate how many rocks grug can have, not your business what grug does with grug's rock collection
>>65593037Grug got sea shell for me many rock?
>>65593037>polished smooth rok>not sharp jagged natural rockBerry picker
stick good
>>65593349One of the leading theories associated why Neanderthals and other hominids went extinct is actually predation by homo sapiens (us) so maybe theyare getting it confused with that?
>>65595221>homo sapiens (us) There are multiple human species alive today but we're not allowed to say so because of poltical reasons.
>>65595445Starting with OP who is Homo sexualsapien
>>65593037I mean... Can we sharpen it at least???
>>65593524I would eat humans if they sold it at Meijer.
>>65593037gorg say grug should try slingmakes small rock go fastgrug outrange pointy stickgrug kill many bird one stone
>>65595491badlove in grug cave when ugg-wife finds favourite hair band and shiny pebbles missing
>>65593240too many word, did not read. this poster sound like thin wrist boy-girl who take from behind.
>>65595511grug can make fancy head dress with shiny feather of dead birdgoodlove with ugg-wife and many mini grugs guaranteed
>>65593037A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
gorg think spear user stick spear up own butt
>>65593037I am all powerful, lead me to the Cave woman with wild pubic hair.
>>65593240>Why I see small grug parents laughing after cave killing? No grug can spear 20 small grug that fast.
>>65593037grug need less fist enough
>>65596518Why are you brown?
>>65593400I was called a white supremacist the other day by a lefty whom I was telling about the (radical) warfare PNW tribes practiced
>>65593337Yah, both are gaaaaayy
>>65597695There's a really funny area of 'history' when people associate genocide as being something done in the modern era by particular groups of people for specific reasons. Once you do some digging around the ancient eras of conflict, its extremely common, its quite obvious and everyone did it. Now, just like then it wasn't always done, they had their border skirmishes, brandishing, raiding and something almost akin to 'rules of combat' between individuals or small groups that shared those principles.Then sometimes, shit got crazy!When shit got crazy, it got absolutely no rules warfare with people getting eaten, tortured to death (then eaten!) with extensive rapine, theft, child murder or adoption and everyone ending up in a fight or die situationLike everyone wants to think, yeah the Ancient Pueblo and Bell Beaker cultures just 'stopped' being that at some point or maybe like the Micronesian and Polynesian they found Jesus and stopped fuckmurdering each other (and anyone else they could catch)But most of the time, they got killed by another culture and wiped out
Grog think perhaps grab pointy stick for cave defense, and Grog bring pointy stick to big bonfire and Grog see better in dark and panther and scary boar leave Grog alone when Grog have to go do business behind bush.
>>65593037Ung make carving of Grug mother
>>65593240This is fiction pushed by communist college professors who hate God. We all came from Adam and Eve.
>>65598800all talk like cavemenyet you most stupid of allgrug finds this amusing
>>65598810Dr. Steinberg is pleased with Grug's knee jerk reaction. Have another granola bar.
>>65598789AROOOGA
>>65598826>SteinbergMe find nose tribe witch doctor
>>65595491UNKNOWN ROCKNOLOGY BUNGA
>>65593037GRockPerfection.
>>65600793Grug remember when /k/ tribe call it “Groknade”.
>>65600863Rice-Eye tribe wouldn't be happy enough if other tribe conveniently off themselves, other tribe has to dig own mammoth pit too!Gorg laugh at stupid stick carriers when stick isn't even drop-safe!
>>65598789God damn, Paleolithic women look like THAT?
>>65601007Whoa, UNGA BUNGA!>inb4 berry pickers get rid of cave painting
>>65593037Grug newgrunt. Oldest ways best ways. Never forget handax.
As good as any tactical rock!
>>65601007Grug hunt mammoth, Grug feed much mammoth meat to wife, Grug wife get big, Grug happy with big mammoth eating wife
One day, Grug train bird to drop stone on other Grug. Horrors beyond Grug understanding.
>>65597877in the very early days of the american colony the connecticut colony fought a tribal war and in the treaty literally obliterated the tribe and scattered the remnants to the nearby ones and forbid the nameshit was savage back then, stuff like this wasn't even that irregular
>>65593037Not called cave painting of need
