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grug guess

need more
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>>65593037
Grug mogged
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Spear throwers were the weapon that allowed humans to become the dominant smart ape. Because it massively increased the range you could injure or kill something and that meant you were less likely to die. Neanderthals were bigger and stronger and weren't that much dumber than humans (and some argue were more social than people think) but because they used logs and rocks and stuff to fight, even those 1v1 they'd mog a human, we threw spears at them and it meant we survived and they didn't. Didn't stop interbreeding or both sides caring for each other but on top of other issues, humans survived and we didn't. All thanks to the spear thrower.

It was such a advantageous weapon it was still in use when European colonists came to the Americas, despite bows being invented. That's how powerful it was.

Oh sorry, that's not the point of this thread
>grug says tribe council should ban spear throwers, think of small grug cave killings
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>>65593240
Grugs need sensible spear control. How many innocent sabertooths need die before Grugs learn?
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>>65593240
>small grug cave killings
never happen, fake cave painting by long nose
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>>65593246
This grug like sit on rock and watch dark grug breed grugette.
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>>65593240
Neanderthals were cannibals. They ate each other to extinction, it wasnt fucking pointy sticks
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>little rock

Pfft, no big hitting stick? grug know you are small cave now

paint edc, i wait
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>>65593240
>humans survived and we didn't
>we
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>>65593253
>amerigrug rule
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>>65593240
Gruk point out that humies and nindertuls in same genus, homo
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>>65593246
man-fucker from beach tribe and leaf tribe not get opinion. need stop putting meat-spear on fertility idol
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>>65593257
why is this the big thing everyone says these days?
>hey what about this cool group of people that used to exist
>CANNIBALS! NEANDERTHAL CANNIBALS! GAULISH CANNIBALS! CELT CANNIBALS REEEE CANNIBALLLLLLLS
Everyone has had rare instances of cannibalism. If it was anywhere near as common as you spergs pretend it was, nobody would be alive today. I bet, if you have any proof of this, it's like one find with debatable indications of cannibalism.
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>>65593257
>regurgitating ignorant comments
They were outcompeted by cromagnon, otherwise you wouldn't find so much neanderthal DNA in modern humans
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>>65593349
Neanderthal fingers stained with the gravy of his sister typed this.
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>>65593358
little sissy African Cromagnon fingers chistled these figures
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Time for berrypicker tribe to pay rent
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>>65593349
>Everyone has had rare instances of cannibalism
>Everyone
Not me you savage cannibal
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>>65593524
You are a wannabe superious bum and your ancestors ate people at some point. No amount of memes you found on the internet will ever change it.
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>>65593530
No they didn't
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>>65593541
They did.
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>>65593337
Grak says Gruk would know
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>>65593545
Not uh
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>>65593655
Yes huh times infinity times ur gay if u argue
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>>65593349
Based and chinkpilled
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guangxi_Massacre
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>>65593240
grudd still think rock enough

rock win two big tribe war
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Stop trying to regulate how many rocks grug can have, not your business what grug does with grug's rock collection
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>>65593037
Grug got sea shell for me many rock?
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>>65593037
>polished smooth rok
>not sharp jagged natural rock
Berry picker
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stick good
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>>65593349
One of the leading theories associated why Neanderthals and other hominids went extinct is actually predation by homo sapiens (us) so maybe theyare getting it confused with that?
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>>65595221
>homo sapiens (us)
There are multiple human species alive today but we're not allowed to say so because of poltical reasons.
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>>65595445
Starting with OP who is Homo sexualsapien
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>>65593037
I mean... Can we sharpen it at least???
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>>65593524
I would eat humans if they sold it at Meijer.
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>>65593037
gorg say grug should try sling
makes small rock go fast
grug outrange pointy stick
grug kill many bird one stone
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>>65595491
badlove in grug cave when ugg-wife finds favourite hair band and shiny pebbles missing
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>>65593240
too many word, did not read. this poster sound like thin wrist boy-girl who take from behind.
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>>65595511
grug can make fancy head dress with shiny feather of dead bird
goodlove with ugg-wife and many mini grugs guaranteed
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>>65593037
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
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gorg think spear user stick spear up own butt
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>>65593037
I am all powerful, lead me to the Cave woman with wild pubic hair.
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>>65593240
>Why I see small grug parents laughing after cave killing? No grug can spear 20 small grug that fast.
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>>65593037
grug need less fist enough
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>>65596518
Why are you brown?
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>>65593400
I was called a white supremacist the other day by a lefty whom I was telling about the (radical) warfare PNW tribes practiced
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>>65593337
Yah, both are gaaaaayy
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>>65597695
There's a really funny area of 'history' when people associate genocide as being something done in the modern era by particular groups of people for specific reasons. Once you do some digging around the ancient eras of conflict, its extremely common, its quite obvious and everyone did it. Now, just like then it wasn't always done, they had their border skirmishes, brandishing, raiding and something almost akin to 'rules of combat' between individuals or small groups that shared those principles.
Then sometimes, shit got crazy!
When shit got crazy, it got absolutely no rules warfare with people getting eaten, tortured to death (then eaten!) with extensive rapine, theft, child murder or adoption and everyone ending up in a fight or die situation

Like everyone wants to think, yeah the Ancient Pueblo and Bell Beaker cultures just 'stopped' being that at some point or maybe like the Micronesian and Polynesian they found Jesus and stopped fuckmurdering each other (and anyone else they could catch)
But most of the time, they got killed by another culture and wiped out
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Grog think perhaps grab pointy stick for cave defense, and Grog bring pointy stick to big bonfire and Grog see better in dark and panther and scary boar leave Grog alone when Grog have to go do business behind bush.
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>>65593037
Ung make carving of Grug mother
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>>65593240
This is fiction pushed by communist college professors who hate God. We all came from Adam and Eve.
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>>65598800
all talk like cavemen
yet you most stupid of all
grug finds this amusing
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>>65598810
Dr. Steinberg is pleased with Grug's knee jerk reaction. Have another granola bar.
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>>65598789
AROOOGA
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>>65598826
>Steinberg
Me find nose tribe witch doctor
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>>65595491
UNKNOWN ROCKNOLOGY BUNGA
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>>65593037
GRock
Perfection.
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>>65600793
Grug remember when /k/ tribe call it “Groknade”.
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>>65600863
Rice-Eye tribe wouldn't be happy enough if other tribe conveniently off themselves, other tribe has to dig own mammoth pit too!
Gorg laugh at stupid stick carriers when stick isn't even drop-safe!
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>>65598789
God damn, Paleolithic women look like THAT?
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>>65601007
Whoa, UNGA BUNGA!
>inb4 berry pickers get rid of cave painting
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>>65593037
Grug newgrunt. Oldest ways best ways. Never forget handax.
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As good as any tactical rock!
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>>65601007
Grug hunt mammoth, Grug feed much mammoth meat to wife, Grug wife get big, Grug happy with big mammoth eating wife
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One day, Grug train bird to drop stone on other Grug. Horrors beyond Grug understanding.
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>>65597877
in the very early days of the american colony the connecticut colony fought a tribal war and in the treaty literally obliterated the tribe and scattered the remnants to the nearby ones and forbid the name
shit was savage back then, stuff like this wasn't even that irregular
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>>65593037
Not called cave painting of need
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>>65593037
Grug, that color rock is worse than this rock

This rock sharp. Your rock dull. I spend all my berries on this rock.



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