What would be the best option for skintight bodysuit for tactical purposes, could a male person wear one and where might I buy one?
>>65593088I like how they've wanted to put her in heels, realized how impractical that is and instead dreamed up some tacticool disabled runner blades that give all the leg lenthening, ass tightening, calf stretching benefits of heels with NONE of the benefits of actual runners blades.
>>65593088https://www.latexcatfish.com/man/catsuits?limit=100Protip: you'll get heatstroke. We don't have magic anime rubber yet.
>>65593118Or if you don't want to be a weird pervert and more comfortable, you can get a wetsuit made of neoprene. Which will both look better and be more comfortable. And still not be breathable so you'll be walking around with a lake of ass sweat in your crack.
>>65593118She's so cute
>>65593088What gaem?
>>65593116The original model didn't have any of that.They went back and added in these boots after they made them up for Portal (where they serve as to explain why you do not take fall damage) and tehn gave them a higher res model in Portal 2.They then thought 'wow that'd look great on those girls in skintight black suits in HL1 which we're remastering and which serves as a nice nod to the other game in that universe'And well, yes. As you point out, it does look great due to the leg lenthening, ass tightening, calf stretching benefits of heels.
>>65593123I mean if you're running around in a wetsuit on dry land for no reason people will probably assume you're some kind of pervert as well. It also doesn't have that iconic shine and look, you might as well wear spandex and actually be comfortable.Though I guess the only people doing actual tactical shit in skintight suits are frogmen so you've got me there
>>65593116That's a female black ops assassin from the Half Life 1 fan remake Black Mesa retard. Those things are originally from Portal.
>>65593124>She
>>65593150>"they"BM has no connection to valve.
>>65593116>instead dreamed up some tacticool disabled runner bladesThose are actually first from portal then retconned into black mesa. They're not runner blades, they're some kind of fall dampening spring used to hand wave away why you can smack into the ground at terminal velocity without dying. In this case it puts the ass in assassin while giving her a reason she can jump around good without getting rekt.
>>65593136half life remastered
>>65593156I didn't know that, I thought valve had an agreement with the BM guys.
>>65593158The important lesson here is that girls in odd sci-fi heels still look great.
>>65593156Nta but the cut Combine Assasin from HL2 had like a small retarded version of these.They actually used to just have white high heeled boots in earliest models/concept art, but they probably realized it's retarded so they gave them weird white heel-like gizmos and the design was later reused for Portal, not the other way around.
>>65593136>>65593160Black Mesa is the game, fan made remake of Half Life that got the permission from Valve to sell on Steam
>>65593162why do you retards always think this?
>>65593176>>65593174> got the permission from Valve to sell on Steamsounds like an agreement to me
>>65593180yeah, retardits a fucking mod (or at least was, until they kept updating it past source engine into a whole new game)again, why the fuck do you idiots keep thinking its official? the both steam & blackmesa's devs have stated its not canon
>>65593183Why are you so mad lol?
>>65593191why are you so retarded?
>>65593195It's fun :D
>>65593088Operator's buns gotta be round and full, my friend. This has been a fact ever since the first operators in 'Nam did was get skinny jeans for everybody.
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>>65593152This anon knows
>>65593152Ackshully, those things are originally from Half-Life 2 Beyda and the Cumbine Assassin, that got reused in Portal, that then got reused for Black Mesa. It is perfectly lore friendly for Black Ops to be using those, as Aperture is a contractor for the DoD and could be selling those to the military
For me it’s the more functional for non-cold environments parasite suit.
The original design was... interesting. The original vision for Half Life was clearly more slapstick and cartoony than what we eventually got.
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>>65593348Looks more like a Time Splitters character design
>>65593348I want her to kick me in the balls
>>65593118
>>65593381Now post a girl wearing that.
>>65593088Sure. Having some kind of high tech protective layer that can be worn under uniforms would be ideal.Since I spend far, far too much time thinking about this sort of thing, as long as there was a flap that you can remove so you can piss and pop a squat then the only thing you'd need is some kind of way to manage body temperature and maybe provide some kind of powered assisted movement if we really want to get high tech with it.
>>65593088I know we’re shitposting, but you’re basically just asking for Snake’s sneaking suit.Or maybe Sam Fisher’s.
>>65593348I wonder what the goofy half life timeline is like, I really do.I also wonder about the timeline where they included the alien rapehorse monster.
>>65593158>>65593165>cankles
>>65593156BM was literally made with full access to the Source 2 engine, retard.
>>65593183>both steam & blackmesa's devs have stated its not canonhow the fuck is it not canon when it's Half life with updated graphics?
>>65593732Latex suits also have such a flap.
>>65593116>tacticool disabled runner blades that give all the leg lentheningthey're based on the heel boots present on the cut female combine assassin, which would inspire the heel implants (and then boots) that Chell has in Portal. In Portal, they're the reason why Chell is capable of surviving great falls but otherwise it's because they look fucking cool and sexy nigga
>>65594139the combine helmet looks so fugly on a female body, goddamn
>>65593088look at that plump pussy, incredible
>>65593088>>65593118Latex, vinyl, leather, spandex... god i love it all
>>65593088Bona Fide makes yoga bodysuitshttps://www.amazon.com/Bona-Fide-Premium-Quality-Jumpsuits/dp/B0BS123YTR?A dude could wear one if waist / hips checked out but it's clearly sized for a female frame and would look funny up top.
>>65594076they changed a bunch of stuff. Added Kleiner and Eli in the first two chapters, a few different combat sections against the military, the vortigaunts have an adobe mud village in Xen and get openly abused by the grunts and controllers, etc. etc.
>>65594187I think they like, tripled the length of xen overall, in base hl that shit was super short.
