Giant praying mantises are attacking the Earth what weapons do you grab to defeat these terrible monsters
my dick
muh dik
>>65594705These guys' >>65594706, >>65594715 dicks.
>>65594705Rosaries
>>65594705Our (>>65594706, >>65594715, >>65594741) dicks.
>>65594705How giant are we talking?
>>65594753Big
>>65594705Gravity would crush them and atmospheric O2 levels would suffocate them.
>>65594706>>65594715You know what mantis girls do after sex, right?
>>65594792Why does he have tits in this image?
>>655947536/8 inches, so bigger than their dicks.>>65594741
>>65594821Smoke a praying cigarette and eat your head.
>>65594792I forgot someone edited it to have tits and it looks so much better. I have femboy fatigue
>>65594990Don't be mean to silly bugboi.
Flamethrowers or one of those big weed sprayer backpacks filled with a 80/20-70/30 eucalyptus oil and water mix. In all seriousness kill yourself for posting gay bug fetish "art" disgusting subhuman
>>65594821>>65594882This doesn't happen in nature because the male just brings her food.
>>65594821>You know what mantis girls do after sex, right?One small problem with your question.That is a MALE mantis.
>>65594741>>65594744upvoted!
So uh.Is this just a gay porn thread?
>>65595136>This doesn't happen in nature because the male just brings her foodSo basically what human guys do for sex.
>>65594706>>65594715>>65594744Careful there, they might just accept the treat.
>>65594797>Gravity would crush them and atmospheric O2 levels would suffocate them.Meme popsci. Gravity would only crush an animal scaled proportionately, which nature never does. A coconut crab is not built the same as a hermit crab and neither was a 2m millipede or eurypterid. A man-sized man-tis would have a proportionately appropriate thickness of exoskeleton for their scale, which many invertebrates have done in the past>oxygenThe eurypterids got way bigger in way lower oxygen environments. In fact, they got bigger than you while breathing nothing but seawater. Not to mention that bugs have many ways to breathe. Tracheae and book lungs are both very common, and an actively respiring book lung pumping a tracheal system isnt out of the question either
>>65595515In this case you don't have to worry about that, more about if the bigger one tops.
>>65595146Death or femboy the eternal debate
>>65594705A ddt sprayer
>>65594705>what weapons do you grab to defeat these terrible monstersCzerka Arms Outland Rifle, total Huk death
So what happens if giant mantis bois have conquered the planet through non-violent means?
>>65594743This right here.
>>65594705>How to post furries on /k/>Step 1. attach furry image>Step 2. ask which weapon you would use to defeat furry
>>65595136I bred a mantis once and after the 25 or so hour sex the male could barely move and probably wouldve laid down and died if he hadnt been eaten.
>>65598169a LOT of anal
ebin performative horny thread
>>65594705Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line, you'll know when the test starts.
>Supposed to be male>Has an enormous spherical abdomenTypical draw a girl and call it a boy bullshit
>>65594705Arrow of enthusiastic double gonorrhea.
>>65599769Wat
>>65599727He has an entire working female reproductive system in there and a rather huge dick/internal-ballsSo he has to be quite round to fit it all in.
>>65600229Why don't we watch him dicking himself?
>>65600495I think that happened already like they opened his butt and is too many has to has a penis I think I'm confused I don't understand well you young kids doing with your bug sex
>>65594705heat rounds for the big ones. tungsten for the small ones. bioweapons would probably be ideal if we don't care about the mantises we are used to.
