Do a lot of soldiers go insane and into the woods during war
I went insane because I got no pussy, but I'm not even a veteran. Then I realized I'm married.
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>>65599605My ex wife is the strongest enemy I’ll ever have. And to think I was happy to spend thousands on a dinky little ring to marry her with.
>>65599589You don't need woods to go insane But it helps
>>65599589>Do a lot of soldiers go insaneNo.
>>65599611Boomer era jokes are impressively unfunny.
>>65599899Father, I cannot click book.
>>65599899Imagine being so fucking brain rotted by social media you think boomers invented these jokes
>>65599897They do when suddenly there’s a lot of financial benefits. The amount of POGs claiming PTSD is unreal. You operated a forklift in Germany. Fuck off
why can't i downvote this page
>>65599589I went into the wood to get away from a war, but the woods were full of bees who said "No, you can't stay here, you have to go fight the kaiser" and I was like no, fuck that they got gas and trenches. I'll take my chances innawoods like a pussy. Then the bees say, "you don't understand, if you don't fuck off, we'll punch you in the balls twelve times"Fuck you bees, I'm staying, then the punched me in the balls 13 times and go why, why would you punch me 13 times instead of 12?"That last ones a freebee" they said
>>65599899Yeah not having sex in marriage is absolutely a joke, h-haha...
>>65599899I've seen what zoomers call funny, and it's no wonder they're the most depressed generation in history.
>>65599605>>65599999I gotta admit, I'm glad I clicked on this thread. :^)Btw, nice quads.
>>65600104Quints! I meant quints!
>>65599999>That last ones a freebee
>>65600090the reason is actually much sadder for why hes saying that, its because he knows he will never be married
>>65599605Same problem...but im a veteran
>>65599589>Calls it Charmander>When its clearly a Shiny Manky
>>65600273They did say he was crazy.
>>65599589Statistically they tend to go insane at home when on leave.
>>65599999Did the guy in the vid even survive?
>>65600518No, the dumb jeet fell to his death and kept getting stung after the fall
>>65599899Ex-wife jokes didn’t become popular for no reason. It’s an experienced shared by like half of all Americans
>>65600523Damn, what an awful way to go. Crazy that they still went after him even when they fell so far away, was it the smell?
>>65599605to a man, faggot
>>65600695>t. Anon's wife
>>65600792>t. Anon's "wife"Ftfy
>>65599605nice one
>>65600523nice. what a heartwarming story.
>>65599899Dangerfieldcore is timeless, fuck off.
>>65599589Apparently this is what happened to Pol Pot. He wasn’t originally the top guy in charge, but during the Civil War, the bombings killed off many of the more competent people. By the end Pol and his band of crazies were the ones left standing, with his followers completely devoted to him.
>>65599605Motherfucker
>>65599589There was a black guy in Burma during WW2 who fragged his commander and fled into the jungle where he got taken in by a tribe of Naga who thought he was a god because they never saw a black guy before. He ended up having a loli harem that he impregnated and ended up getting caught and hanged.
>>65601131He wouldn't go insane if that were to be true
>>65599899On Xbox or PlayStation?
>>65600532>Every single American male is over 40 and has been through at least one divorce
>>65599999>webmi will just embrace and jump off head first and die in that situation
>>65601390embrace death