you are in a freak situation where your only defense against an intruder is your trusty cast iron skillet. at what angle do you hold it to deflect bullets, and what's the maximum caliber it'll stop?
>>65603881Wrong use case. Go on the offensive because you're holding a several pound metal club with a thin edge. Dent some fucking skulls.
>>65603881cast iron is brittle and would likely shatter with anything bigger than a .22lrhide around a corner and swing for the fences
>>65603881Start making eggs and bacon. The robber of course is obligated to sit down and have breakfast with you. At which point you then put a roofie in his coffee and watch him slip into nullspace as his body tries and fails to process an upper and downer at the same time
>>65603881Last time I've owned a cast iron skillet was in a video game and it was ridiculously heavy, 5kg or something.
>>65603903.22 punches nice little holes in it.
>>65603898>Wrong use case. Go on the offensive because you're holding a several pound metal club with a thin edge. Dent some fucking skulls.Correct. Even if someone is armed with a firearm, there's at least a chance that you can bash their skull in before they can hit you. In a close cramped quarters the chance of jumping someone is higher than out in the open. They're made of iron, and is an effective weapon.
>>65603965>At which point you then put a roofie in his coffee and watch him slip into nullspace as his body tries and fails to process an upper and downer at the same timeUnrelated, but I think I know what you mean. In the last year of high school I went to a party and had bought a few 40s. Turns out my amazing buddies had laced it with... something and then offered me something else. I think it was the nullspace since it was uppers and downers.
>>65603881We’re you watching me play dayZ earlier? Lol
>>65603980Go eat some meat you baby man
I look at gramma's old cast iron grillpan, and that fucker LOOKS and FEELS like it'd probably stop .22 and .32 pistols and stuff for a bit, but I haven't ever shot it to test that, because that would seem very wasteful.Failing that, I'm confident if I get the drop on a fucker and manage to aim the rim of the pan on his head, his skull might just crack open like a coconut.
>>65603898This, you aren't blocking bullets but assuming a pistol you can tank a couple of hits and cave his skull if he doesn't land a CNS hit.
>>65603881I'd drop the pan, my trousers, their trousers, and fuck them in half. EZ win gg no re
>>65603881>tell me what a skillet can stop please
I am a pragmatic person and instead offer the intruder a STOUT ShakOW for two refined
>>65603881First time?
>>65606817please help this is time sensitive
