>"Welcome, students. I have several announcements. Firstly, I would like to remind you all that discrimination against the Fuddbloods is technically still legal, if frowned upon for appearance's sake. To ease this process, I've had the Fuddbloods re-sorted into Husqvarpuff, minus those few found 'passable' under the new racial laws.">"I would also like to welcome our latest Defense Against the Darkies professor, Mike Hoare, after his latest stint teaching in the Congolese school, whose staff could not, for some reason, be reached for comment.">"I will now preemptively award 1,000 points to FNdor just to rip the inevitable bandaid off. Wow, big surprise, they win again. Well, I'm tired of the constant critiques and accusations of favoritism from the other houses, particularly the whiney cunts in Siggerin. In fact, as a new policy, Siggerin will be awarded negative points for misfires; may God have mercy on your souls.">"Now, before we tuck into this meal of brand new PLA MREs, which I'm assured will fulfil our mandatory student casualty quota for the year, three of the rooms here in Warthog Castle have Claymore mines hidden in random locations. I thought it would be funny. I still do. Welcome to another year at Warthog School of Artillery and Warcraft!">Gunbledore said calmly.
>>65606243I hope you contract lymes disease.
>>65606249Seething faggot who hates fun and probably considers JK Rowling a Nazi)
>>65606243>Siggerin
>>65606243>FuddbloodsHeh.
>We have reached the point that people on this board are fans of Harry PotterThis place has become reddit. It’s only a matter of time until people start shilling for a karma system.
>>65606294>Liking a funny parody post = everyone is RedditYeah, how about you go back lmao
>>65606294My nigga, it was a book series in the fucking 90s. Most HP fans I know are 35-45+. You're just an old fuddy duddy. Go back to Faceboomer.
>>65606294Unlike what /v/ and /tv/ will tell you, hating everything that is or has ever been popular is not a substitute for a personality.
>>65606294There's been Harry Potter parody threads on this board for over a decade, you no fun allowed faggot
>>65606294You really are a pointlessly angry retard.10 points from Hufflepuff.
>I remember every gun I've gun I've ever sold Mr. Potter, it so happens the .40s&w that resides in your wand belonged to another gun. It's curious that you should be destined for this Glock, when it's brother exploded in the hands of the man who gave you that scar."
Is this the yearning thread?
>>65606477Ronnie is better than Malfoid (and pretty much fixes everything wrong with movie Ron)
>>65606243If this is fresh well done OP.
Okay.But what about Ravenarms?
>>65606477I yearn.
>>65606830>Malfoid>cookingAbsolutely fucking not.
>>65606374
>>65606294I'm no Potterhead, but the books have a special place in my heart. It is a part of my childhood, like Redwall.
>>65606243>Sliding threadWhat isl blowing up in pidoristan??
>>65606301>>65606313>>65606319>>65606323>>65606326>5 replies in under half an hour>over a quarter of all posts in the thread (not including OP) even after six and a half hoursVery organic.
>>65606249>>65606294>>65607064Wow! So new they still have the tags and stickers on 'em! Why don't you miserable faggots fuck off back to where you came from.
Groidus Avoidus!
>>65606477>AijeetFuck off back to the street you were shat out on.
>>65606323No shit. How old is the Harry Potter with guns vid by now?
>Be me>Looking for school supplies in Dieanon Alley>Where the fuck am I supposed to get a folding 9mm PCC? What the fuck would this even be for? Offgrid do you know?>Oh ya might fin’ tha’ at Kellgren and Kursks! They got all sorts ah strange odds an’ ends they do>Follow map>Total shithole>Fucking giant manchild sent me to St Louis what the fuck?>Enter store>Weird tranny sitting behind the counter polishing a Rohm RG-14>What can I do for you today?>Yeah I need a really retarded and specific gun. Preferably cheap. 9mm PCC that folds in half>We have one in the back. Anything else?>Let’s see what else did this freak put on my supplies list?>Oh some black and white camo pants, a black cap, a plate carrier with no inserts, and a notebook and crayon to write my end of year manifesto>Dont you worry lad. Ol’ Flandre will get you sorted right out. Wait here.>Hmm. He seems surprisingly nice.>Look around>See dusty sign>Whats it say?>Scan here to join Discord and get 10% off your first purchase>Score
>>65608062>scan here to join Discord and get 10% off your first purchase
>>65606647This just looks like a ginger twink with tits
>>65606249>>65606294>faggot NIGGER newfag doesn’t like or even understand dumbledorpostingBack to sharty with you
>>65606243Fuck you and your shitty The Worst Witch copy
>tfw no Uncle Sam's School for Gunshootin' and Accuracy
>>65608436isn't that just every american school IRL?
What is the best house and why is it Rugerclaw?
By every standard of good fantasy, even with the human world element shit, Harry Potter is fucking junk.The Spongebob of kid's TV. Because from the heights of Ren & Stimpy cartoons fell to THAT retard slop shit.People don't hate things because they're popular, they hate them because they should be too shitty to make money.
>>65608701Okay, but I don’t WANT to have to answer riddles from a talking 10/22…
>>65609385Well that’s good because it’s a Mini-14. Truly the sphinx of rifles.
>>65608701Fuddlepuff is comfy if you can get past Professor Boomer going on another 27 minute rant about how back in his day all you needed was a gud fawty fivus charm
>>65608672In ages past...
You guys Professor McGonnafullautos transfiguration class is sponsored by SDI. It’s really not that good.
>>65606243>>65606243No one remembers Harry Potter but with guns?https://youtu.be/F0kYLPr92z0
Beware of He-Who-Cannot-Aim
>>65608672Only elementary schools
>>65609529Look, we’ve got black Snape already. We don’t need anymore black characters.
>>65606243Nearly spilt my beer laughing.
>>65609608What's weird is a robot chicken joke is real now I guess. Honestly I don't care about the black Snape because Alan Rickman was just perfect and I am doubtful anyone can match him. But I wish the new guy the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-eZ6Prg1ww
>>65609516I do and even as a kid in California was confused at their lack of including modernization. Now I live in Texas and realize that the reason why there isn't a magical school in the US is because the wizards fear gunkata.
>>65609642If they were going to Disneyfy it they should have made Snape a lesbian that got friendzoned by Lily and then James becomes a much more dislikable character for when he turns her upside down and shows everyone her granny panties making the entire thing more morally gray and gives Snape further motivation to radicalize which is exactly the kind hamfisted Gen Xer “no true good or evil” story their Redditeur fanbase jerks off too.
>>65609813So would you consider black Snape a middle ground? Honestly Alan Rickman was just perfect for the role and I can't think of an actor since being so great at being the "bad guy" than him
>>65606243made me chuckle, well done
>>65609892No just really dumb casting. I’m betting they skip the James bullying scene all together or tone it way down. It’s going to be a step down no matter what happens and everyone but the most rabid smooth brained slop consumers will hate it.
>>65609804There is one. The story sucks though.
>>65609900Hadn't thought that far honestly and I'm not sure the casting directors have either. I agree that it's a step down, Alan Rickman was just fantastic as he's always played the villain and was great at it. Expecting anyone to match him is just a mistake.
>>65609911Rickman was an unusual case. He had this super deep sort of nasally voice that is jarring and his facial expressions were always very muted compared to the average actor which in contrast makes you feel like he’s hiding something. His portrayal of Snape he often drew out his speech as well in a sort of sing songs way. It was like he was thinking out loud but carrying on a conversation as he tried to figure out what secret was being kept about Harry and his friends plans. It’s really not something that can be recreated. His physical description matched Snape perfectly as well. 10/10 casting. Nu-Snape I honestly feel kind of bad for. The dude just applied for a job and got it and people are going to hate him because he will never be Alan Rickman.
>>65609934Honestly, haven't seen the new guy do the work. But I agree 100% about Alan Rickman being incredible. Not trying to fanboy, dude was just fantastic.
>>65609900>I’m betting they skip the James bullying scene all togetherSo black Snape ends up hating Harry for literally no reason and Harry KKK Potter who just had a feeling the only black teacher was evil was actually just right.lmao, they kinda dug themselves into a huge hole with Sniggerus Snape
>>65610169that is old meme format, are you fuddblood anon?
>>65610169How did you find this website with horizons so narrow?
>>65606243Old post, from at least 2019 I think. Can’t claim credit for this, but thread relevant.>Be young britbong wizard in Hogwarts>Be in defense against the dark arts class>Due to increases in rogue dementor attacks the teacher decided to teach us patronus charms>It's honestly pretty neat seeing students summons their spirit animals>A few fox's, deers, some birds>Mine was a lynx, felt pretty proud of that>"Alright then, anon, it's your turn">Anon is the American exchange student, raised by American muggles>He's always been a little weird>He walks up and tries at first, but doesn't really succeed>Turns out his "happy thoughts" were just some really lame "slightly nostalgic thoughts">Teacher encourages him to think of something really good, something that makes him truly happy>A single word escapes his now smiling lips>"M2">He manages to cast the spell>His animal is a... Well I don't know what it is, it's got some long neck, and a big bulky body on three legs>Maybe some kind of American anima->CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUG!>Everyone hits the floor or runs screaming as bolts of lights shoot out of the things neck and start tearing the entire classroom to pieces>The noise of the thing is absolutely deafening, but the worst part is anon>He's not even registering that he's shredding everything to pieces, he just has his eyes closed and is mumbling something about some wanker named "Browning" with a stupid, happy smile>It went on like this for an hour>By the time the charm finally faded the entire room no longer had a single wall and the entire faculty was standing around subduing anon, who was screaming something about "commies"
>>65606647Malfoid genuinely make much more sense. I'm not even talking about romance or shit like that, but even as a kid i found him very "female coded" bully. He always acted like bratty daddy girl who just happen to be a guy for some reason.
>>65609952No they’ll probably just have him ask out Lily and get shot down and then James will step in like Chad and whip his ass and he will go tumbling back and his robes will fall down and show his undies to publicly humiliate him. No hanging him up in the air. The point of teenage Snape is to show the alt right pipeline.
>>65610532Malfoy was supposed to be a girl named Andromeda. That’s the way the first drafts were written. Then JKR realized that holy shit that’s way too hot of a dynamic for a children’s book so Malfoy got turned into a dude, and her name reused for a literally who. That’s why Harry/Malfoy was so popular as a gay ship, because the fan girls were picking up on the vibes without realizing it.Source: it came to me in a dream.
>>65610589JKR will probably write an anniversary version with a malfoid in it once the TV series flops and some explains her this:>Malfoid makes mad merchandise money.>The Ts get nuclear mad and will remember her forever as the ultra terf.>MONEY
>>65610605If I was JKR, I’d very publically donate a bunch of money to some semi-minor tranny organization, so I can sit back and watch their heads explode>Wait, she was actually pro-trans the whole time?>no she said Bad Thing. Maybe she changed her mind?>Impossible, nobody can change their mind about anything ever. Obviously this organization was actually TERFS in disguise and is secretly funneling money into ISIS
>>65610636The /v/ivian James special.
>>65610636You know, looking back before the whole JKR trannygeddon could you have imagined it? Tumblr and the like were all over that shit.Honestly it's a testament that all the screeching still can't pry many Emilies away from it.Anyhow I wonder if anything else could surpass it in discord sown. Maybe if Rebecca Sugar was somehow the troon antichrist.
The minister of firearms shoots your patronus if you saw off your barrel
>>65608033>How old is the Harry Potter with guns vid by now?Purged from YouTube sadly.Archive everything.
>>65610532I think Rowling mentioned Malfoy was based on her bullies, since mentioned rarely bully women it's safe to assume her bullies were probably girls, thus super girly Malfoy
>>65610636If anything I think Harry Potter's continued success and seethe it causes trannies proves how little they matter
>>65611308It's honestly baffling how much the popularity of a children's book about wizards makes them seethe, if you take anything trannies say seriously you'd think HP was basically just the tranny genocide manifesto
>>65606250>>65607685>>65608391>nooo hogwarts posting is totally /k/ and not at all reddit as fuck
>>65611349Hey, /k/'s wetdream is being an unknown squib who wanders into the forbidden forest with their guns:>Shoot Spiders>Shoot Centaurs>Shoot Unicorns>Shoot Umbridge>Get shitfaced with Hagrid.>Dumbledore thinks it's hilarious that some squib goes around and shoots up his forest.>10 points to Gryffindor.
>>65606477I never understood why so many AI users give their girls such angular and masculine faces. That chick looks like a very attractive 25 year old man
>>65611349HP hasn't been reddit for over a decade newfag, it's a chud series now
>>65608378Are you implying you wouldn't fug a cute freckled ginger twink with big tits?
>>65606249hey don't joke about that it's a horrible disease
>>65611390>shooting centaursNo way, they're homies. Give them FALs.
>"POTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!">"DID YOU LOAD A MOTHERFUCKING .300BLK ROUND INTO THE GOD DAMN AR OF FIRE!">"n-no professor...">"DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT! THE AR'S TOTALLY FUCKED! IT WAS A FUCKED DANIEL DEFENSE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL WRING YOUR LITTLE FUCKING NECK YOU FUCKING BITCH! FIVE BILLION POINTS TO SIGGERINE!"Dumbledore asked calmly
Magical beasts and where to hunt them
>Weadsley twins selling surplus ammo without telling anyone they've thrown a few hot loads in>”Mid-Eye” Moody selling knockoff optics to new recruits>Draco Malfoy teaching students about drive-by’s>FNrir Greyman fights Gilderoy Glockhart
>>65611444Well when you put in that way.He better have a fat, pale cock tho
>>65611468Imagine providing the centaurs a full demo on AK's or G3's https://youtu.be/NjlCVW_ouL8
>>65606294Yeah Harry Potter is dumb and for children, look at all of them you upset lol.
What kind of gun do you think the legendary wand would be?
>>65612093Ok so either A. A Janz revolver that eats anything like a Medusa or B. The gun that killed Hitler
>>65612093>>65612096I was thinking a 1911 or an m2 browning but I am very American
>>65606243>siggerinhehehehh
>>65606243YOU'RE A WALTHER HARRY!!!
>>65611390You forgot the most important one>shoot the French
>>65612093big iron on his hip
>FNdor>Siggerin what are the other houses? (Doesnt need to be limited two others) Rugerclaw, Highpointpuff?
>>65612126General Patton's Ivory grip 1911 that he used to kill Hitler in a secret raid in the Fuhrerbunker?
>>65609401>*PING*
>>65611390don't think gunpowder works in or around Hogwarts
>>65611468Would an armed Centaur be gendarmerie or a technical?
>>65613416Not with that attitude
>>65606250oh, I absolutely consider JKR to be an evil terf witch who should be burnt at the stake for the shit she's funded...and I thought OP was pretty funny. particularly the bit about the PLA MRE's fulfilling the mandatory student casualty quota.so while you're whining about "reddit" and all that shit, perhaps you could pull the telegraph pole out of your ass and stop the tired culture war bullshit.
>Harry Plinker and the Sorcerer's Sig>Harry Plinker and the Chambered Secret>Harry Plinker and the Prisoner of AK>Harry Plinker and the AR of Fire>Harry Plinker and the Deadly Hollow points >Harry Plinker and the Cursed Clip>Harry Plinker and the Order of the Ppk >Harry Plinker and the Half-cocked Pimp
>>65612093A very blursed Mateba/Pancor hybrid in 12ga
>>65607980Imagine crying about AI while posting like one.
>>65613433kek, we got an actual tranny here
>>65613433Imagine using the term "terf" then complaining about culture wars lol
>>65613433>Without a singular droplet of irony, uses the acronym TERF>Projects about the culture war while uses said loaded termLOLOLOLOLOLOL>>65613436Based!!
Aw. would you prefer if I simply called her a trans-exclusionary radical feminist responsible for funding litigation which has made all women in British healthcare at more risk, whose actions have been described in legal documents by Amnesty International as harming women's rights in the UK for an ideological cause? because that's what she is. I know "terf" triggers you and sets you off whining about "leftists" and the likes. Get over it. she's a TERF. Its like whining that someone describes water as wet. Its a plain, simple statement of fact.>>65613469oh grow up you fucking moron. You dont have to be a "tranny" to call out someone who's harmful to women's rights.
>>65613498>makes millions off of a kids book series>has caused thousands of troons to ACK themselves>sets women's rights back 100 years or something>unintentionally created malfoidJK... I KNEEL
>>65613498> made all women in British healthcare at more riskShow your work.
>>65613498Terfs are based though, men in dresses aren't women
>>65613416Gunpowder works fine. Electronics don't work. Hagrid has some old ass flintlock pistols. Maybe Arthur Weasely enchanted an early smartphone doen the line to work everywhere and give him endless access to rubber duck lore.
>>65613416Wrong, its only electronics that get interfered with, basic chemistry doesn't just stop functioning.Its still utterly retarded though and just another garbage part of the shit worldbuilding.
>>65613621>electricity and magic do not work together>MUH KIDS BOOK LORE TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND DOWNVOTE 100why do plebbitors do this?
>>65613621Speaking of shitty world building, the idea that most wizards literally don't know what a gun is is by far the stupidest thing I've ever heard about a society where trains, cameras, and radios are common technology
>>65613631>Starts crying about reddit just because someone doesn't like his faggy wizard bookThe fuck is wrong with you fags?
>>65613637>YOURE A FAGGOT IM SMART LOOK AT ME IM SPECIAL ME ME MEI never said I liked the series you inbred nigger, grow the fuck up kek
>>65613648That's just making your reaction even more fucked in the head.
>>65613656>instantly projects his schizophrenic delusions on the threaddid one of the ziggerbots escape containment?
>>65613673>Randomly brings up russia in a thread not even vaguely related to UkraineIs this some kind of shitpost bot released on /k/?
>>65613683>>65613673>>65613656>>65613648>>65613637>U R BOT>NO U R BOToh god they're infighting, rip kino thread
>>65613693Only one of those posts mentioned a bot, what the hell is wrong with you?
>>65613693so what you're saying is the thread will soon be... DEH?!
>>65613704He was like a lamer palpatine.At least Palps had a nose.
>>65613704AVAHAAADRAHABA KAAADAUUUHBAHHHH
>>65612093Thompson center contender in 30-30
>>65606294TEN POINTS FROM THIS FAT IDIOT'S HOUSE
>>65613433Good b8
>”Yes, yes, Harry, well done, well done…”>”HOWEVER”>”ONE POINT TO SIGERIN FOR EVERY GLOCK THAT ND’D DUE TO A FLAW IN ITS DESIGN”>sygerin starts cheering >ZERO POINTS
>>65606294Everyone is a fan of Harry Potter until they make a Facebook account and realize being a contrarian can substitute having a personality
I dunno guys, I think headmaster Dumbledore might have been slightly biased against Slytherin.
>>65606294Wow, such a brave and stunning take. Don’t tell me… No… Don’t tell me you also hate pop music and Star Wars!?
>>65613748Why facebook,Its like you're just picking websites out of a random list to bitch about.
>>65606374kek
Is this just dumbasses replying to their own shitposts to keep the thread going.
>>65609934Don’t forget Diehard. Really built up his reputation as an actor who plays a complete and unlikable asshole character. No wonder women simped for him
>>65610532He comes off more as a snobby daddy’s boy obsessed with classes (in the hierarchical sense). Then in the third movie he just turns into a complete nothing of a character
>>65610605>>The Ts get nuclear mad and will remember her forever as the ultra terf.Kek she might just. She fucking loathes trannies
>>65613765That's kind of the point. A snobby, pissant bully doesn't matter much in the grand scheme of things normally, and even less in the context of the series as it progresses.
>>65613433Finally some bait with actual effort put into it
>>65606250Jk Rowling is a woke libtard, shoehorning ethnic minorities in fiction was considered PC in the 90s. Just because she didnt shift with the overton window doesnt make her become right wing
>>65613498You keep calling her a TERF but you haven’t explained why exactly she’s wrong
>>65606477
>>65613621It’s unironically magic. She ain’t gotta explain shit
90% of /k/ would end up in Hufflepuff
>Mm yes, Potter. Mm your loads definitely secured you the victory in the mm second challenge. Very astute decision. However, mm I can’t help but wonder where mm you acquired the Bubba’s hot powder when the only source of it mm is in my gun locker. Would you perhaps be able to offer an explanation, Mr. Potter?
>>65613788I dont know what that meansSounds like an onomatopoeia for heavy breathing
>>65613788No one in /k/ uses magic, so they wouldn't be in hogwarts.
>>65613798There's four "houses" in Hogwarts you get sorted into based on your defining personality traits. Gryffindor is bravery, Slytherin is ambition, Ravenclaw is being really smart, Hufflepuff is the trashcan they throw all the leftovers with zero personality.
>>65613810The house system is so gay.
>>65613788Honestly, I wouldn’t even mind. When I was a kid watching the movies I wanted nothing more than to gorge myself on the food, walk to Hogsmeade and have a cheeky butterbeer, stare out of the train into the beautiful landscapes, and cast wingardium leviosa at things, and study by a fireplace in a comfy commons room near the top of the tower. Fuck all that “play giant chess with living pieces” and “your dad touches tips with he who must not be named” and “you got fucking killed at an intercollegiate contest” shit
>>65613861Hufflepuffs would probably be the best to cuddle with anyways.
>>65613813Nigga it's a children's book.I fucking loved it. It's simple writing yet she managed to hit all the mythos that subconsciously speak to you when you're growing up. It did feel forced towards the end and the last books barely hold a candle to the first 4.5
>>65613861>*Dies due to being crushed by a moving staircase or raped to death by some random monster living on the grounds"Not even dying to hype up whatever threat will menace the protagonists towards the end of the book, damn shame.
>>65613895> raped to death by some random monster living on the grounds>implying anyone here touches grass
>>65606294Karma system already exists. Say anything critical of israel or Ukraine and get deleted and banned.
>>65613889Just for that I'm going to rape your reaction Image
>>65613498>harming women's rightsBased JK keeps on delivering wins.
>>65613861Hufflepuff is peak comfy and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>65613898To be fair anon did literally say he was going to walk to hogsmede, leaving him entirely vulnerable to all the potential random magical monster assault in the process.
>>65613422Light Cavalry, unless they were armored.
>>65613433>>65613471>>65613481>>65613498>>65613569LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>65606250Mfw the news reports shots fired and multiple injuries
>>65613783>r*dditjaksThis is you btw
>>65613904
>>65606243siggerin is good and also already shows up in autocorrect but FNdor is fuckin great>warthogohh
>>65613777I mean, they exist. It was clear things couldn't remain that segregated forever as Hollywood would risk alienating newer generations. The banker class (small hats) wouldn't want that!>>65613913Horse women are a whole other tier of crazy. I grew up on a horse farm after all.>>65613914KEK
Ohboy, another cancer harry potter thread. This shit is cringier than lasertard
>>65614582newfag alert, dumbleposting is 4chan culture
>>65614587>>it's 4chan culture>barely anything in the archives until 2023>>n.n.n.newfaglol, lmao. you're not a le heckin' oldfag because you've been hanging out here since 2020, after the board largely became cancer spam or since 2022
>>65614587LOLcats and the “I can haz cheezburger” internetspeak are chan culture as well, doesn’t change the fact that it’s fucking stupid.
>>65611349The biggest gun nuts I know are malfoid posting so you're wrong
Quit trying to force the tranny malfoy meme, retard. It's been almost a month at this point and nobody else cares, take your meds or blow your head off
>>65613861>>65613909>Hufflepuff's key traits are loyalty and hard workIdeal wife material
>>65614773>so new he doesn't know rule 63Fuck off, newfag.
>>65614653>2005 was 400 years ago
>>65614829If I could turn back time *chorus*I would murder whoever turned feelsguy into basedjack
>>65609516>>65609804My one gripe with the concept, and the 'american exchange student solves everything with guns' plot, is that Hogwarts specifically has that 'fuck muggle tech' magic bubble thing.You'd need to pull a Seamus and make a magic gun from magic bits and bobs. You aren't just going to be bagging Death Eaters with a .50 BMG, because it just wouldn't work.
>>65614829>>65614834>21 years agowhy is time going so fast? it should be 2014 now not 2026...
>65614814I know what rule 63 is but I don't care because this malfoid shit is milhouse ass cancer all over again
>>65614875A gun would entirely still work at hogwarts you tard.
>>65614875This whole anti tech bubble was always retarded as fuck handwaving. What constitutes """technology"""? What's the thing that stops working? Do electrons stop flowing around in a phone? Does gunpowder stop combusting in a bullet, or does the upper receiver transmute into a pile of scrap? If all of that really does happen, why don't man-made clothes fall apart at the seams?I'm willing to accept a constant EMP magic storm frying electronics around Hogwarts, physics ceasing to work entirely just because the writer thinks that technology is somehow parallel to magic is retarded.
>>65614969Its just electronics and the like going screwy. Basic mechanical actions and chemical reactions still take place.
>>65614969>What constitutes """technology"""?Did you read the fucking book? The context is that they were talking about spy bugs, i.e. remote radio microphones.
>>65614773It's not tranny you fucking faggot.Tranny's actually hate it & have failed to co-opt it.
>>65615093You're little different from them, fuck off back to twitter with the rest of the cancerous spammers.
>>65615093It is and you should go back.
>>65614773>>65614814>>65614934>>65614912I said Bowsette meme is more soul unlike forced Hogwartroon
>>65606294>>65607090Those are newfaggot, frankly
>>65615199>literal troon meme is better than antitroon kinomind status? BROKEN.
>>65613777>Jk Rowling is a woke libtardSo are you. So why do you hate her so much? This is like retarded leftists using the “ermm akshually Jesus was a leftist, but I still fucking hate him and the entirety of Christianity though!” argument
>>65613888they sound cuddly honestly
>>65613898>inb4 the entirety of /k/ gets put in Slytherin because we’re all basement dwellers and stay in the dungeons 24/7 sperging out over the stopping power of various spells
>>65614788I just realized Cedric was a Hufflepuff, not a Ravenclaw. So why the fuck is Ravenclaw memed as the “Gryffindors but slightly less cool”? Who even is a Ravenclaw? Ginny? I thought the Hufflepuffs were the irrelevant ones nobody cares about
>>65614640Avada Kedavra yourself immediately
>>65614773>trannies try to kidnap genderbender for themselves >chuds let them because god forbid chuds have any culture left>true genderbender chads have to suffer both trannies insisting it’s about them and chuds insisting it’s about trannies I’m tired, boss
>>65615248I don’t know any leftists that actually hate Jesus himself. I know quite a few that hate the church itself though.The pagan and Jewish right though? Now THEY hate them some Jesus.
>>65615199bowsette is trash for retarded coomers, malfoid is kino wife material for straight men
>>65607090>>65615205Ahut the fuck up, zoomer scum tourists.
>>65614282APOLOGIZE TO MOMMY
>>65615272You're both faggots loudly spamming your trash genderswapping in everyones face where it isn't relevant, then have the gall to act shocked when people tell you to piss off.
>>65615292This bitch is like 6' tall.I hear some men are into that, something about "dommy mommy" stepping on them, etc.
>>65615258The only relevant Ravenclaws are Ching Chong Cho Chang and Luna “Alex Jones’ Strongest Soldier” Lovegood.As opposed to Hufflepuff where it’s just Cedric.
>>65615253Yep. Good old Stupefy. It won TWO WIZARD WARS
The real question is: what bullshit magic could be utilized to make guns/weaponry even more effective?>shrinking charm for bullets in the magazine which is then automatically reverted when reaching chamber, allowing 100+ rounds in a Barret .50 cal>spatial expansion on the magazine on top of the shrunken bullets, increasing the amount of bullets to be essentially infinite>get a (((dark))) wizard to add the crucius curse to "non-lethal" rounds to create the Infinite Pain Generator... or to pepper spray to create an even better Kill Yourself Aerosol(TM)>muthafuckin fireball in an underbarrelThe possibilities are endless anons, just use your minds
>>65615387Flamethrowers with a infinite refilling charm.
>>65615292WOULD MARRY 10/10
>>65615387Enchanted IFVs that can fly, turn invisible and become feral when separated from their crew.Imagine. A solitary Bradley who had to be abandoned by his crew living wild and free in the russian steppes. And killing russians who approach too close.
>>65615301>This bitch is like 6' tall.HOT!
>>65615258Like the other anon said, the story effectively treats Griffendor and Slytherin as the only relevant houses, with Ravenclaw getting at least some relevance thanks to Luna being a secondary character. Hufflepuff only gets Cedric who gets killed off in the same movie/book he's introduced in, which has effectively turned Hufflepuffs entire fandom image into "the yellow ones"
>>65615387Spells that allow insane velocity with no barrel wear, no recoil and rounds that are more dense than osmium and harder than diamond.
>>65615387Shotgun pellets that self replicate the moment they're fired so your sending a cloud of hundreds of 00 buckshot pellets out with a single trigger pull. Or alternatively 00 buckshot shrunk down to #8 birdshot sizes that revert back to their normal size after leaving the muzzle. Absolute kino.
>>65609804If I was in magic wizard school I'd be trying to figure out how to enchant a revolver to have infinite bullets. I'm guessing working my way up to that by enchanting a revolver to shoot 7 bullets before a reload and then 8 and so on and so on would be the way to do that
>>65615522You can sum up Hufflepuff like this:>Cedric: We Hufflepuffs are good finders.>Dumbledore: What the fuck is a Hufflepuff?
What's so special about brooms anyway? Why couldn't you enchant a rifle to fly?
>>65615562>a nearly infinite rain of lead> shrunken pellets which are both multiplied and expanded>the shells themselves are so shrunken>mix in infinite fire to make the lead moltenTotal Bird / Drone Death is possible
>>65615387Animate a gun to finally get a battle buddy that can keelOr animate bullets to seek only people you hate, each imbued with hatred
>>65615652>#8 shot usually has over 400 pellets>turn into glowing hot 00 buckshot after shooting >self replicate after leaving the barrel, doubling for every meter of travel>by the time they've reached 25 meters you are sending over 10,000 rounds of 00 buckshot, almost 80Ibs of lead>thanks to the shells themselves shrinking before entering the chamber a standard 5 shot tube now holds dozens of shellsI'm so fucking hard right now
>>65615522Her writing and particularly her worldbuilding weren't very good.
>>65615678>Or animate bullets to seek only people you hate, each imbued with hatredTo be honest I don't think they'd be able to make a spell like that, otherwise dark wizards would just be spamming homing avadah kadavera (a spell literally powered by hate) from a hidden vantage point and the green bolts of death would be seeking people out and evading any obstacles in their path.
>>65615522>>65615710When you think about it for more than ten seconds the very existence of Slytherin is retarded>oh no, we're putting all the pure blood students characterized by being "really ambitious and cunning" into the echochamber house founded by a dude who hid a gigantic demon snake in the bathroom to kill all the mud bloods in the future, whose alumni are basically diet Dagoth Ur, and they all end up snake nazis for some reason!... Oh well, anyway, a gazillion points to Gryffindor for not being Slytherins, lmao.
>>65615501She's so goddamn tall that she makes BigCock45 look like an average-sized dude.
>>65615301All that horse cum does a body well.
Malfoid is now recognized by the government
>>65615794>it's fucking realHoly fuck
>>65615794Social media is a cancer destroying society
>>65607029Man I used to love red wall as a kid. I gave away nearly every book besides three a while back to my neighbor to read to his kid.
>>65615804And with AI it's only going to get worse!
>>65615301I’ve climbed a few mountains but it wasn’t some dommy mommy shit. It is convenient having their tits right in front of your face vs having to slouch down to get at them.
>>65613704If you like stuck him in a wood chipper, would that kill him or reduce him to sentient paste
>>65609642>>65609892>>65609911>>65609934>>65609937Snape was going to be Tim Roth, but he turned it down for Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes, after Gary Oldman declined, ironically.
>>65615292>>65615301She looks like she eats ass and pegs it.
>>65616634Gary Oldman as Sirius wasn’t my favorite casting now that we are on the subject. I’d have liked him as a villain though. He has the range to play Quirrel
>>65616647Yeah, pretty much all of the Marauders era characters are miss-cast IMO. And that’s solely due to Rickman playing Snape.Oldman would have made a good Crouch senior I think.
>>65609331>The Spongebob of kid's TV.Isn't the SpongeBob of kids' TV just "SpongeBob"?
>>65616709I think Oldman looked the part dress and appearance wise. Turn him and Lupin 31 like in the books, then the movies would have had a very different vibe. Lily and James died when they were like 20.
>>65608672>>65609531In 2015 there were 18 school shootings resulting 4 children killed, 3 adults killed and 44 injuries.Out of 130,000 K-12 schools across the US.https://www.edweek.org/leadership/school-shootings-this-year-how-many-and-where/2025/01https://intellisee.com/how-many-school-shootings-in-2025/#the-numbers
>>65615794Based.
>>65613498>TERFthis term has always confused me. What's "radical" about excluding non-women from the women's rights movement?
>>65615387Tracking mortar rounds
>>65615710Her world building is good, her writing isn’t. Most of the appeal in her writing comes from the world building, which is what leads to fans writing metric tons of fanfiction
>>65615794How thoughtful of them to wait until the trend was basically over before ruining it
>>65617447Homestuck has fucking garbage worldbuilding as well as writing, didn't stop it from getting a demented fanbase that writes metric tons of fanfiction.
>>65617427It's just projection.Also apparently pic related mellowed out, looks normal, and is in a stable long-term relationship
>>65615292>>65615301
>>65615301Bogged
>>65617427The TE isn't what makes them RFs.They are a subset of radical feminists (who believe all the radical feminist stuff) who also believe that men can't be women.
