Wake the fuck up.New zigger Wunderwaffe just dropped.
>>65607686this is an ai shitpost, right? AIn't no way that this is real
Mocking aside, there's probably going to be a small prosthetic renaissance in eastern europe after the war ends.
>>65607690Those stilts look far too good to be Z-made
>>65607708Only Chinese manufacturers are so precise
>>65607691What are the chances this results in viable combat upgrades down the line?
>>65607690Someone found the drywall stilts section on aliexpress or ebayI suspect this will work about as well as the Penguin suits from last winter
>>65607686Should GW sue the Russian state at this point?
>>65607686>The view is fire, the mobility is cosmic. Miners are in shock. Oleg in action.
>>65607686Russians are just employing whatever video game enemy is practically feasible to see if any of them will work
>>65607752Mobik obr2027
>>65607706Slightly more appropriate.
>>65607748They could be doing better.
>>65607686I share a planet with this.
>>65607763This is 40km away from me.
>>65607718>Penguin suits from last winter
>>65607686To be fair, that would be one of their less retarded ideas if realAlthough I've yet to see stilts that would look comfortable to walk in
>>65607686That does not seem like it would render your groin safe from shrapnel and fragmentation
>>65607774
>>65607766Taras?>>65607774Don't forget the foldable outhouse camping tents
https://www.threads.com/@smyrnov123smyrnov/post/De1h5CwjCSS
There was no way this would be true. Bit of a shame.
>>65607800you needed an AI program to tell you it was AI? I mean you can tell by how the resolution of the stilts is more defined than the shit around it.
>>65607795There's a game about this now btw
>>65607806No, I need it as *proof* that it's AI.
>>65607807for a moment I thought you meant someone had made a game about the penguin wandering off to the mountains.
>>65607799
>>65607796The old traps for new players, standing out as anything in the middle of fucking nowhere
>>65607686But what if mine sends shrapnel up? What then cumrade?
>>65607686Oleg? More like, MO' leg!
>>65607796>Taras?Yep.Im doing fine.
>>65607686truly cyberpunk
>>65607843Glad to hear it brother
>>65607691I legit plan on moving to either Poland or Ukraine for specifically this reason.
>>65607686Mad Max predicted this
>>65607691Esper Bionics is one to watch, there's also been a rehab and prosthetic support set up in Budapest by the Saudi's to get people strapped up with new limbs that got started in June/July this year. My father in law is an orthopedic surgeon so he's been kept pretty fucking busy for the last 5 years
>>65607686finally a weapon to surpass Pidor Gear
>>65607868Hokey devices and aliexpress widgets are no match for a rubber dick at your side, kid
>>65607851>angry passive aggressive zigger screeching>none of it rooted in realityclassic>lgbtrussia has state mandated anal rape
>>65607857Industrial accident?
>>65607752God I miss the hammer editorretvrn
https://www.threads.com/@smyrnov123smyrnovaislop comedy acc
>>65607686Its not stupid if it works.
>>65607718>last winterHas it really only been a year?
>>65607795>I know not why...
>>65607686Out of all the ideas to steal from Valor Mortis, this is probably one of the least fucked up ones.>You now realise that you do not know where the Mobik Cube is and you can not recall the last time it ate.
>>65607718These look like a really fun way of breaking your legs when you get too comfortable with them and try and do a little dance.I know what my relatives who can't come up with any ideas are getting for Christmas this year.
>>65607774They conscripted Pingu and the poor guy got absolutely obliterated.
>>65607686I like the fact we have all just collectively ignored the fact that this man is double-amputee with no legs.This is the One Million Rouble Man.He is one poorly-thought surgery away from becoming the first Combat Cyborg and the Herald of the Chrome Age.
>>65608069>>65607951
>>65607945It died?
The Corvids are taking notes furiously.
>>65608057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkjLuEBolE
>>65607851Well, Russian Milbloggers are currently glazing the performance and skill of Ukie troops, so surely that is a good sign for Russia.
>>65607911Their mad because the current targets of the Ukie strikes are the missile plants and they've managed to catch a lot of the skilled labour in the strikes which can't just be carted in from God knows where to replace them like they can with other industries.