/P&S/ Preppin & Survival - GENERAL Since we're being told to prepare in the United Kingdom for war..
Seal wheat and sugar in mylar Easy and cheapMormon sell the best long term survival food Dont waste time hoarding gold get suff that matters
>>65607704How easy or hard is it for brit bongs to aquire a 12 gauge shotgun and hoard ammo?
>>65607704High power cutting lasers are readily available on Ebay or the Chinese equivalent, and with a 3d printer and some basic knowledge of optics and electronics you can turn them into a portable weapon capable of blinding entire crowds of future doctors and engineers.
>>65608165>High power cutting lasers are readily available on EbayWhy not just use a laser from a BluRay burner?
>>65608226NTA but the cutting lasers and laser pistols on ebay are vastly more powerful and can overpower laser protective eyepro at reasonable OD (optical density / protection) levels.
>>65608165Sharing link that laser anon shared with me; https://www.civillaser.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=161
>>65608226Blu ray lasers output around 20mW whereas wood cutting lasers output around 20W. One you would have to shine directly into someone's eyes to cause any damage, and the other you could shine at a wall and the reflected light could still cause temporary blindness.
>>65607704Just load up on Terra bites of goon material. You’ll corner the market on post apocalyptic currency.
>>65608343Basically this. The woods will be filled with wandering hoards of 20something incels furiously masterbating and raping each other, while all the women will be killed or locked way in towers as chastity trade commodities to people with cases of Dennison's chili..
>>65608368That and toilet paper. Spank material and toilet paper will 100% be the currency of the collapse. And if you want never ending sex, stock up on tampons. Women will do anything for them
>>65608376>stock up on tampons. Women will do anything for them>anything>get preggo>don't need tamponsHmmm.
>>65608376The toilet paper hoarders always made me tilt my head. If I run out of tp I could just spray water in my ass.
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>>65608400>running ning around in winter ith your ass dripping wetBut that sounds cold.
>>65608413>running around the summer with poopybuttNapoleon lost more men to the summer diseases than the freezing cold in Russia
>>65608406Im american dipshit but at least I have enough sense not to spend valuable money and space on fucking ass wipes that I panic bought.
>>65608428>so I will spray my ass with freezing waterRight.
>>65608122Shotgun Certificates are the last shall-issue gun permit in bongland. Sure, the safe requirements, application paperwork, and all the other regs are a complete bitch, but if you have a squeaky, eat-off-the-floor clean record and no mental issues or connections to problematic organizations (4chan lol) they're very doable. Granted all you can have are shotguns with a minimum barrel length of 24" and blocked to 2 shells, but it's a fucking shotgun and you can get a pump or semi that can load 2+1 that way. Another downside is the minimum pellets per shell limit so you can't get slugs or bigger buckshot, but on the flip side unlike a FAC there's no purchase limits save for safe room and money, so if you have a big safe and big wads of cash you can get a dozen neutered 2+1 fowling shotguns if you want. Last thing is you can NEVER say you want to use them for self defense, and using them for self defense is de facto illegal in bongland anyway. They even make you store the shells in a locked container a certain distance away from the gun.
>>65608247IR, nasty.
>>65608122a brit with a shotgun should do what needs to be donenot play this fantasy
I don't believe in none of that prepper nonsense I'm either getting smoked right off the bat by whatever caused a collapse or I'm forming my own raider gang to go loot prepper fags and pillage my way through the world
>>65609828Either way, ngmi.