>buttplug gunWhy isn't it possible?
>>65608005Where's the trigger?
>>65608008Just clench your ass
How do you deal with the recoil?
>>65608011If you're willing to shove a gun up your ass, recoil is the least of your worries.
>>65608011Cushion it with your prostate
Imagine you dropped a bunch of those over the Ukrainian front and Russia like liberators. Shit would be devastating for officers, so many gunshot wounds to the groin.
>>65608005For me it's the melee variant
>>65608031Theres a certain subset of 4channers who just never got over this midget. You never see rose mentioned now or miss alice or bella delphine, but for some reason may still gets posted semi regular on multiple boards.
>>65608043I'm pretty sure it's just a single guy
>>65608043>>65608050It's mostly one autist posting her, it's just that 4chan's unique human userbase is so low now that seeing a couple May webms a week seems like she's everywhere all the time.But she's hot as fuck and I'd rather see 10 year old May webms in shitpost threads than a million thirdy cope threads.
>>65608008Unironically a twist action trigger
>>65608043>>65608050I think it's just that she's a staple of redhead threads. Celebrity status is temporary while redheads are eternal.
>>65608013/arg/anons do that all the time
>>65608031>>65608043Such a hot and petite red headed woman, reminds of Wendy from Gravity Falls
>>65608005>Why isn't it possible?I already used that equipment slot for my chess computer
>>65608065Yeah pretty much >>65608129The redhead threads on /gif/ are such fucking garbage now I don't even post in them
>>65608011Moan a lot, duh
I'm fairly sure there's toolkit for breaking out of confinement which has a .22 short in it.The only way you are getting out of a detention facility if if they let you out, so it's suicide or hostage taking.
>>65608005it's just not
>>65608005Taking concealed carry to new depths.
>>65608031Based May poster.
>>65608005Ivan already did it
>>65608005This is the kind of tomfoolery, Cold War spy gadget shit, that the CIA would use to try and kill Castro with>This anal plug will surely kill him! I swear this time this will work!>We will send in an agent disguised as a hooker into the bedroom with him; when alone, she crawls onto the bed and says, "Come, look, I have a surprise for you!" >Like the dirty commie bastard he is, he will get a closer look with awe at the sight; then, when in range, she will clench and fire, and just to make sure he's truly dead, we upgraded the round from 9mm to a .44 Magnum round
>>65610391https://www.spymuseum.org/exhibition-experiences/about-the-collection/collection-highlights/rectal-tool-kit/
>>65609050Now we know why Putin walks all funny, there's 10 of them from the 1980's still crammed in there
>>65608031Imagine if you attached a bullwhip to a buttplug so you could whip people behind you. Imagine how much power you could hold over the enemy as you twerk them into horrified submission. You could even have additional whips in your hands to make your presence even more terrifying.
>>65610643reminded me of this
>>65609050>russians >putting stuff up their ass is doctrine Fucking Eastern Europeans man.
