Hypothetical situation:You live in Jew York City, need to go through a moderately sketchy area at 6am to get to your job which is a cushy white collar office job with a controlled temperature.Choose one weapon: single shot 22lr handgun or knifeChoose one soft armor: II, IIIA, spk2, or spk3.No other options allowedPICK
>>656108351911 in .45ACP.
>>65610835I would pick a fixed blade knife under four inches, and carry that in a sheath inside the waistband. I would wear an undershirt, and put a IIIa vest over that. In the event that I am attacked with a knife, I would just run away. Theres no point to standing your ground. If someone threatens me with a gun, the chances of stopping that fight with a single round of .22 are practically nil, so I would charge them and attempt to stab them in the throat, the chances of success are higher and your armour has a chance to be utilized.
>>65610898>fixed blade knifeIn New York? Are you insane? In that state you can carry a completely legal knife and the cops arrest you for "having the intent to commit a crime," which they'll "infer from your possession," and they'll be able to tell it to a jury as an "expert witness.">put a IIIa vest over that.Body armor is also illegal for civilians.
>>65611515just stab the cop thats arresting you, they'll let you out in a week if you do that
>>65610835Super fudd carry
>>65610835i'd go with a twaron spk3, might help a little with slow rounds too, folding knife under 4" strictly for opening boxes. i was afraid i was going to need to do that with my finance degree, luckily i made so much investing i can just sit around playing video games and shitposting.
>>65611515>Body armor is also illegal for civilians.just got declared unconstitutional. https://thereload.com/federal-judge-strikes-down-new-york-ban-on-civilian-body-armor-sales/
>>65611529That's not even fudd, that's Wyatt Earp
>>65611565There is a 14-day injunction on enforcing that law, Oct. 21 to Nov. 3. Now they are waiting for the second court to appeal. Hopefully the retarded law gets taken down, but if it doesn't, then anyone who buys armor right now is taking a legal risk.
>>65610835I've done this before for years. It's called steering away from black people who aren't wearing suits.
>>65610835>No other options allowedNoWhitney Wolverine for the drip
>>65610835i carry a .75 cuz they don't make a .76, sonny
>>65610835I draw my Caucasoid Stone, and wish for a bridge to appear so that I may Confederacy my way to work, several Hitlers above all the brownoid urbanites.
>>65610835word of advice. don't stop for a split second. hobos will group together and pull off pincer movements if you stop for anything. i've seen it happen before.
Knife
>>65610835Knife, Spk2
>>65610835Honest question, if you're gonna get in trouble for carrying a gun in NYC why bother with a single shot 22 or a black powder gun? If they're just as illegal to carry as a Glock with a switch why not carry whatever you want if the consequences are the same?
>>65610835Given that I work a cushy white collar office job, I take an Uber like a normal person.
>>65610835Hypothetical answer:>weaponIf those are the only choices, I'd pick the knife, even assuming I had a carry permit for that handgun. A single shot .22 is just stupid, especially in this situation. When you carry a gun in NYC there are so many strings attached and insane penalties for stepping out of line. With a knife if you get caught with it the penalties are significantly less severe to nonexistent. Even normies carry knives in NYC.There are large sections of the city (times square, the entire subway system, etc) where it's illegal to carry a firearm, meaning even a NYC concealed carry permit will not save you from a cop looking to get an easy gun collar. Probably illegal to carry at that white collar job too. If you're gonna have all those strings attached it's better to carry a real handgun, like a 5-shot snubby at bare minimum to make the risk more "worth it."t. legally carrying my lol9mm in NYC since last year>soft armorAll of those sound like they'd protect well enough against common threats, so whatever's most concealable. In NYC the name of the game is not drawing attention to yourself.
>>65610898Just carry a cheap Amazon knife that looks expensive, doesn't matter if it's legal or not because if a cop finds it on you he'll just confiscate it and give you a warning so he can take it home for himself.
>>65610835Hypothetically, I would move.If you have a cushy white collar office job, you have the money to move somewhere safer.
>>65613875if you're looking for a knife a cop would pocket a knockoff chris reeves seems ideal. https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256811633214495.htmlblade length is legal in ny you just can't say you're carrying it to defend yourself.
I lived in jew york city for 27 years and I never ran into issues but then again I'm not a brainrotted rightoid who is scared of my own shadow
>>65614436Go back
>>656108351911 with extra mag, leather jacket for armor, fixed knifeFuck your rules you gay retard.
>>65614504I will eventually. Shame I'll have to sell my guns but it's just one of many hobbies
>>65610835New York City has become too gentrified since the late 90s. You have to go out of your way to the suburbs to encounter your self-wanking scenario. Also, if you really have a cushy job in NYC, you'll have at least a driver and company car.
>>65610835>I just love the hustle and bustle of the big city!>gets raped to death by groids for daring to go outside>>65610835
>>65616114Disgusting.
>>65614436My friend visited new York for one weekend and got to see someone stabbed to death on the train line
>>65616253Silence rightoid. Your friend merely witnessed socioeconomic factors.
Wear a girl wig while you walk. That way if somebody attacks you you can blast the shit out of them with a concealed 9mm, and the courts will let you go because it was a hate crime against a protected minority(trannys) and you were only carrying that because you feel so targeted and vulnerable.Literally just outjew the Jew it's that simple
>>65616208>I just love the hustle and bustle of the big city!I feel like that pasta doesn't go far enough. I'm from a small town that got annexed into a big city and (((affordable housing initiatives))) surrounded me with undesirables and quadrupled my property taxes and now it takes me 3x as long to get to work. The homeless have made their way out here now that there are enough gas stations to support them and I can't go anywhere without someone asking me for money. 2 days ago there was a guy passed out on the sidewalk near my house next to what looked like half a bottle of whiskey. I'm hoping that I can obliterate my mortgage (less than $30k left) then rent out my house while I fuck off to the smallest town I can find that still has a good hospital and an HEB.
>>65616253My friend visited flyover country one weekend and got to see a young lady burned at the stake for witchcraft because she said the earth was more than 4000 years old and then they publicly executed some dude for jerking off into a kleenex because that was thousands of potential unborn babies he just murdered
>>65614436I can see the argument from both sides. People who aren't from big cities don't have the instincts necessary to survive safely in them, there's a kind of situational awareness and general common sense about where to go and how to act that you can really only get from being a big city native or living in one for decades. (And in many cases the latter still doesn't do it.) On the other hand, having to be paranoid and hyper-vigilant 24/7 fucking sucks and I never even realized I was doing it until I moved to somewhere actually quiet and safe.
>>65616385>Be urbanite>Be lying piece of easily triggered human garbageChecks out.
>>65610835Carry a baseball bat, glove, and ball. It's just sports bro
>>65616385Nigger
>>65616496>general common sense about where to goSo find out the black part of town and stay out of it. Got it
>>65616142Nobody posting on /k/ has a driver or a company car lol, that's like "CEO of a large investment bank" cushy, not "gets paid $350k a year and has a nice apartment in the village" cushy
