Do sailors swear more than other branches of the Military?
>>65624304we can't say for sure, mostly because we can't understand what they are saying because they have dicks in their mouths all the time.
>>65624334The phrase should be "suck cock like a sailor" not "swear like a sailor"
>>65624359Is there actually evidence they're gayer than other branches? They have wimmin too now and deployments aren't usually that long anymore like they were in the days of sail where you might see only man ass for months or years.
>>65624406The evidence is memeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs
>>65624478Sailors being gay has been a joke/ "joke" since before your grandpa was a kid. "Rum, sodomy, and the lash" as Churchill once put it
Sailors motto: Never leave your buddy's behind
I knew a sailor who would say>who wants to go outside and blow a fag?every time he took a smoke break. Every single time. For all three years we were stationed together.
>>65624406The USN never lived this down:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newport_sex_scandal
>>65625450>mfw I get tasked with finding out who’s gay by having gay sex with them
>>65624406they have a ritual when you cross a parallel for the first time. the actual act varies from ship to ship, but Ive heard on several boats it involves drinking liquor out of the bellybutton or kissing the belly of "neptune", who is the CO in costume. idk if Id call it gay, but its clearly the result of some admirals weird perversion that snowballed into a whole tradition.
>>65625450>The investigation was noted for its controversial methods of intelligence gathering, specifically its use of enlisted personnel to investigate alleged homosexuals by engaging them sexuallyThis made me smile and chuckle for some reason.
>>65625487>cross a parallelEquator dingus.
>>65624406>They have wimmin too now and deployments aren't usually that longHow many pregnancies on the USS Ford, USS Lincoln in 2026?
>>65625450>With an infiltration approach in mind, he chose his investigators on the basis of their youth and looks. >Over a period of several weeks, 13 such agents submitted daily reports to Arnold that included candid descriptions of homosexual acts and their participation in them. >They rarely reported any hesitancy or qualms about their direct participation.Thanks, this is exactly what I needed to make fun of my buddy who wants to join the navy
>>65624406Probably way less gay than in ages past, porn has gotten crazy good.
>>65625487Sounds like a gayer version of the tailhook scandal
>>65624478Go back to schizo general.
>>65625450>>65626936Which was the one where McArthur's pipe was inserted into an orifice?
>>65624334Sorry I fucked your wife and put the videos online. >>65625450>I'm a zero IQ perma-virgin and have never heard of Tailhook 1992.Time to unalive xist3r. >>65625487You heard about this? Or are you a wog. Its actually low crawls across nonskid after being OCd. Glad to know you're a never-served though. >>65625649Many right at the first of deployment I used to investigate these things >>65624587Just like Cuckhill was a son of a Sailor who fucked his mom. Lmao. Don't ask about his wife
>>65624304They swear alright. Swear they’re not gay!
>>65628638No way you’re being real. Not even a sailor could be this much of a faggot.
>>65625649>How many pregnancies on the USS Ford, USS Lincoln in 2026?Probably quite a few. People get bored, condoms are usually contraband, and women start letting their BCs slip "accidentally" or don't know about the antibiotic thing.>Stennis 2001-2002Eleven shipboard, plus two prostitution rings busted. We were also (in)famously responsible for overworking the whores in Perth so hard that two days after we pulled in they shut down every place in town for a day to let them recover. My roommate's fiancee was on another boat and tested pregnant three weeks into the workup det. Had to deal with an inquest for potential malingering, but she was able to prove he was just a dumbass and knocked her up before they got accelerated after 9/11, got off light. Got hitched and transferred to overseas duty together. That one was kind of unique, though, we spent over 100 days at sea and then pulled into Bahrain on St. Patty's. Half the E-club was a low-key orgy at that point and most of the other half was too drunk to fuck.>Vinson 03One prostitution ring got busted, another one didn't, and at least six pregnancies during deployment. >Lincoln 2005I wasn't paying much attention to shipwide scuttlebutt but I know we had at least two that wound up getting Captain's masts for adultery. Also the girl that gave half-a-dozen guys in my boot camp division the clap was working supply down the hall and gave another conga line of guys her own particular brand of extra work for Medical.>>65626576I was slinging grey-market pirated porn, hentai, cheap smokes, and ramen as a side gig on all my dets. Even back in the '00s most guys had literal gigs of stashed porn, I ran through multiple 500-disk stacks of DVD-Rs on every det.>>65624304Fuck yeah we do. We also pick up all sorts of shit in other languages. It's been 20-odd years and I can still swear semi-fluently from Moscow to Peru
>>65629092>We also pick up all sorts of shit in other languages. It's been 20-odd years and I can still swear semi-fluently from Moscow to PeruGoing which direction? Any fun ones?
>>65629092>I was slinging grey-market pirated porn, hentai, cheap smokes, and ramen as a side gig on all my detsI respect the hussle.
>>65624406I know exactly one former sailor and he zesty. My n=1 but that one holds the gay worth of several homos.
>>65624304Heard submariners get more leeway in that because they operate in really shitty conditions
>>65632615It's moreso that they operate in a much smaller crew while also being all reliant on each other for survival in a way that surface ships aren't, so there's a lot more leeway for fucking with each other and the chain of command as long as they can lock in when it counts because it's not a random PO2 daring to prank the Senior Chief of a different department but instead it's Joe Homo who you were cross training with 3 weeks ago. It also helps that sub crews are both volunteer only and of much higher quality then surface ships, so the bubbleheads know that anyone who's wearing fish may have attitude issues but is good at their job.
>>65632654>who's wearing fishLike the gag slippers?
>>65632670Submarine Warfare pin if you're being formal, dolphins if you're talking normally, fish if you're being just a tiny bit disrespectful
>>65628638>faggy no fun surface nigger detected
>>65624304>uhhh yeah fuck my ass fuck my ass fuck my ass fuck my assI mean yeah but it's gay swearing.
>>65629092Hey look guys a real life gay sailor entered the thread! Thank you for your service.
>>65624304I'd rather be drunk like a sailor than swear like one
