>>65637692
when i first started carrying i forgot that gun is heavy and when i went to piss it just slid off my belt and plopped in the toilet. it was at risk but gave her a good scrub down when i got off work.

yes

>>65637692
I was a cop for a few years. I never shot anyone but I held plenty of people at gunpoint. One time a guy aimed a pistol at me and I jumped behind cover but he ran into the woods immediately after I was out of his line of sight, he surrendered after we chased him down.

>>65637692
Greentext time
>Many years ago when I was ~22 I was helping a friend of mine mend some fences on his family's property in the middle of Fall
>Snakes are active at this time of year, so I brought my only handgun at the time, an Uberti SAA clone
>I was wearing a light coat, so it wasn't visible.
>We were on our way to fix a gap in the fence when we saw two guys with hunting rifles pass through it (it was not rifle season where we were)
>My friend said that only a few people have permission to hunt on his land and that they would enter from the front gate and that he didn't know them
>We confronted them and asked who they were and what they were doing
>One hemmed and hawed about how they "got purmisshun" but the other was quietly mean-mugging us
>When my friend called the talky one out he started getting angry and yelling
>Quiet guy took this as his cue to start circling right while my friend was distracted, I kept him in my peripheral vision
>When he started to unsling his rifle, I flipped my coat tail back and drew my revolver
>After exchanging some more words that I don't really remember because I was so nervous, both men left through the fence gap and we watched them until they were out of sight
>Friend called his dad on the CB and he called the police then came out to the work site with his WASR-10 and kept watch while we fixed the fence

When the Deputy came out to get our statements he thought he knew who the men were and said he would go "have a chat" with them before patting me on the shoulder and saying "ya did good, kid" like some kind of 80s movie.

>>65637692
I've used my gun for masturbation. That's something besides shooting at paper targets, right?

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>>65637692
Honestly I just carry so when I go to furry conventions I can give it to any dom I find because it makes me so horny to have a real loaded gun threatening me while I get fucked like a good boy.

>>65637692
A tweaker on my front porch needed some encouragement to leave once. Otherwise, never.

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>>65637838
>>Quiet guy took this as his cue to start circling right while my friend was distracted, I kept him in my peripheral vision
>When he started to unsling his rifle, I flipped my coat tail back and drew my revolver
what fucking retards, sounds like they were about to murder you when they were trespassing, all over some durr.

>>65637692
no, and I hope I never have to but if it comes to it I'm armed

>>65637692
doorstops and paperweights

>>65637768
I'm still considering joining up, but at almost 40, they'd probably pass me over for someone younger. it's really only because I live in a faggy state and can't get armor or anything over 10rd here

>>65638264
>and I hope I never have to but if it comes to it I'm armed.
That's an exceedingly gay opinion to have but it's useful to use if you go on trial for it.

>>65638272
in NY, they'd lynch me for the most legit self-defense claim in the world. I'd rather not have to deal with that. if societal collapse hits in my lifetime, my opinion would likely be very different

>>65637692
>>65637838
Remember a short story some anon posted here during covid. He was low on gas and was sunday night. To avoid monday rush, he decided to go some blocks up head.

There some crackhead come to the local shop (was closed), complain with a small talk (got ignored). Dude got mad and tried to get closer to anon, who unholster his snubby and said to fuck off - crackhead left.

Another anon said: "guy was wrong and you did right. Trust your instincts".

Never forget that.

>>65637692
Why yes, I've used my favorite gun to drop several federal agents, as well as do contract hits against troublesome people. It's worked very well, I'm very satisfied and hate how certain authoritarian sorts would try to take it from me or demonize my use of it.
And that gun?
Why...
My peenus weenus, of course. ;)

>>65637838
“Why are you flanking me” ahh energy. I would’ve mag dumped. That is a crazy story

>>65637692
As a club. It was a definite bone breaker with the butt plate.

>>65637692
I shot a rabid raccoon once

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Pulled my CCW three separate times when I lived in Houston in the 3rd ward. Never had to fire which was nice

Held a guy at riflepoint, muzzle thumped him, and beat the fucking brakes off him during my first enlistment in the Army. He had tried to sneak on to a base that housed a lot of important people right after we had killed Iran's secdef and Hezbollah had been posting death threats online. I found out later I'd have been 100% justified if I'd shot him according to our ROE, but I was a scared PFC at the time and was worried about my shots missing and hitting someone else or something because the base was smack in the middle of a densely populated urban center. Secret Service and some other agencies and MP's came howling in and dragged me off of him before bagging his head and hogtying him with flex cuffs and throwing him into the back of a blacked out SUV. I just remember my squad leader smacking the back of my helmet over and over again telling me I was a fucking beast and that he was gonna put me in for an ARCOM. Never got shit not even a coin lmfao

>>65638266
Brother, we sent a 54 year old though the academy when I was there. When I left we had two guys above 45 who had never done anything law enforcement related before graduate the academy and start FTO. I left to be a full time student with the intention of going to law school. I’ll be around your age by the time I’d graduate law school, I’d rather be doing what I’ve always wanted to do later in life than not at all. Try applying for a CO spot in a more rural Sheriff’s Office and trying to get promoted to patrol.

Just hunting deer, rabbit, and grouse, a long with targets.
I'd prefer not to have to shoot someone, so I'll continue to not live in or near the 'hood

>>65638646
What did you club, a chipmunk or something?

>>65637692
Yes, trespassers, poachers paramilitary gangs, a war and a bank raid and a drug dealer who tried to hold one to my head and took it away quickly when I told him to go ahead and do it and stop fucking around. He gave me his gun.

>>65638834
>I'd prefer not to have to shoot someone
based,you are based and quite right
me
>>65638844

>>65637692
I had a nigger getting uppidy with me at the subway station and he fucked off when flashed my gun. Does that count?

>>65638266
What’s important is whether or not you are fat black woman.

I'm the only fag at my range who never killed anyone :(

>>65638817
might be worth it then. there's a few factors that go into it, but for me it's primarily so the retarded NY laws won't apply to me as much: vests, >10rd mags, specific models sold at places like Runnings that are LEO only. I'm making 90k/year at this point, and I know troopers don't start at that, so I'm not sure if the trade off of potentially catching a round in the skull during a traffic stop would be worth it. not sure how much they need IT guys, but if I was going to I'd play to my strengths.
>>65638940
nope, 6'1 205lb White guy

>>65638970
I haven't either, but I'm not going to name my range to try and find other anons. probably should so we can tribe and train. any time I've ever gone there's only ever been 1 person there other than me, so even showing up isn't helping me meet gunfrens

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>>65638938
Huh I checked that with googles AI and learned something

>>65638987
>I haven't either, but I'm not going to name my range to try and find other anons. probably should so we can tribe and train.

That's cool but watch out for male rapists in hawian shirts and convicted pedoophiles.

>>65638994
Maybe it is becoming sentient after all.

>>65637692
>Have you ever used your guns for something besides shooting at paper targets and animals?
I had a desk pop once, does that count?

>>65637768
What made you quit? Covid vax mandates?

>be me
>20 yo virgin kommando
>buy 1911
>instantly still a vergin
>go to range
>start shooting 1911
>Isis atarts attacking
>get killed
>corpse get rapes by Muslims
>technically lost my virginity
C u later virgins

Tl;dr: gin helped me lose virginity

>>65639013
Every real gun owner has muliple accidents like that don't worry

> Be me at chistening for my neice
>designated concealed carry in case of spree shooter or terrorist attack
>Full beasty boys sabotage look
> Glock one in the chamber in a sholder holster, 38 snub nose in an akle holster
>Get given the baby for a picture outside the church
>Gun malfunctions
>Bullet misses me and child his pavement goes betwene the legs of mysister on a rebout putting a hole in her skirt
>Baby start laughing and clapping
>Her husband gives me a hearty slap on the back and thanks me for acting as security
>we all laugh
>Bullet is still embedded in the Church door and the local priest tells the tale of it as an ice breaker
>Become local legend
>Get free drinks in some bars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

>>65637858
You know, this thread would've been a lot better if you hadn't posted.

>>65638971
>nope, 6'1 205lb White guy
It's ogre, bro. You're not gonna become a cop unless you try it in a big city or move to a Republican State.

>>65639003
never seen a hawaii-bro or anyone that seems ped-coded there, but if I do at least I'm armed
>>65639043
that is a concern. I'm in NY, they need anyone who will put on the uniform and my area is 85% White so the chances aren't zero. I just don't want to get shipped down to NYC. I'm far too racist for that shit

>>65639019
I had to get in patient treatment for major depression.
>>65638971
It’s the best job in the world. Try going on a ride along. Also looks into what a trooper in your area does vs a deputy or a city police officer. To me being a trooper seems like it would be miserable.

>>65639144
checked
trooper sounds like hell, getting everything from called to every little bs call when neighbors argue to junkies to random speeders on the highway, but from everything I've heard the city PD around here is corrupt af. ride along doesn't sound bad. I wonder if they'd be cool with me bringing my CCW with me kek

>>65639144
>had to get in patient treatment for major depression
Glad you're still with us. Been in the hospital for that too.

>>65639153
So state patrols for most states don’t really respond to calls for service, in my state (GA) there’s only one jurisdiction that they do it in and that’s Jekyll Island. Most of your work would be stopping moving violations and working wrecks. Being on patrol at a city or county would give you way more variety. If you pick a small town pd they’ll likely be busting your balls trying to get you to write tickets constantly. I’d pick a larger city pd or a sheriff’s office personally. I worked for a semi rural sheriff’s office so I was able to experience a pretty decent variety of calls.

>>65637692
I fucked a girl with a 500 once while she blew me.

>>65639174
here people default to troopers for everything. in the city limits? call NYSP. rural and 5 minutes from the sheriff's? call NYSP. I don't know any, so I can't say that for sure, but from people I know that have had to call them it's always the troopers. I wouldn't mind giving people tickets, and I'm in IT now so I already do plenty of paperwork. the pay cut would be the bigger bitch than anything, I think troopers here start around 55-60k

>>65639189
How much meth was involved? Fucking gross

>>65637692
>besides shooting at paper targets and animals?
Does prank count?
>MN /k/ meet
>night time and most chilling by fire or in tents
>some of us go out to the range again
>concoct plan
>fake large commotion
>"stop dont move! Put it down"
>mag dumps occure
>silence
>...
>from the campsite we hear
>"I hope you die from dick cancer!"

>>65637692
i'm a relatively nice guy. i'll help people out and take a minute to hear a shit story. i also wear a jacket with a j frame in the pocket. nothing personal and i'm not a homicidal maniac but there's easily a hundred+ people that have been in line of it while calmly entertaining whatever the fuck was going on. nothing that merited pulling the trigger, so maybe it benefited both parties more often than not.

Not me but my great grandpa. My dad had noticed I have the same genetic anger issues others in my family have had so he sat me down and told me a cautionary tale. My Great grandpa apparently drank a lot and had anger problems so he got in a barfight. He went home and heard a knock at the door. Presuming it to be that guy again, he fired a couple buckshot through the door. It was a member of the Edmonton police and he turned his shoulder into ground beef. The cops bust down the door and shot him 3 times with a .38 revolver and broke his shotgun stock over his forehead. He survived for another 3 days in the hospital before succumbing to his injuries. If you live by the sword, you die by the sword.

>>65639520
>My dad had noticed I have the same genetic anger issues others in my family
Based subhuman retard family. Without hostile NPCs like you anons would never get a chance to get into PvE self defense scenarios. Thank you for being you.

>>65639520
That doesnt even sound like an anger problem I think your grandpa was just plain stupid.

What’s wrong with the people on this website, honestly?

>>65639560
What do you mean? The thread is like 80% chill dudes.

>>65638971
Were you always interested in a career in police? or is your sole motivation to skirt the gun laws, cause while admirable is quite retarded.

>>65637692
while it was an animal, it wasn't a hunting, but a violent dog (iykyk)
thing was randomly running across town for a few weeks, been through my yard a few times, and finally there was a day i was outside and it was out
it was sorta weary of me, but started doing the very specific "i'm going to attack you" run that dogs do
one to the heart & it died in seconds. i've since got a pcc for said issues, since dogs are a common problem here (we don't have animal control)

theres been other times where i've pointed guns at people for them doing stupid shit, but nothing came of it (my neighbors used to be assholes, but have since been fine after that)

>>65639564
honestly, both. I wanted to be one as a kid, my grandfather was BCI and helped catch a serial killer in the Catskills in the 70s, Robert Garrow. I went down a bad path in my 20s which threw all that out the window for a while, but I have no crimes on paper and I'm on the right side now. so much so that I'm one of the 1% in NYS with a CCP, and after covid, we need more people that actually honor rights and how things should be instead of just following orders

>>65639594
>things should be instead of just following orders
you wont last as a cop very long if you stick by this conviction.

>>65639597
>cops need to give up their convictions
lolwut
they all take an oath to the constitution, and yes a lot of them break it, but this seems real straightforward to me: you took an oath, uphold the fucking thing

>>65639490
I'm so fucking glad I never went to one of those, I can't believe people survive the retardation

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>>65637692
>buddy and I go to range
>waiting for friend to join us so grab some chic fila
>don’t want to leave my truck full of guns unattended so we eat in the car
>not enough space for food, drinks, and sauces
>light bulb idea
>grab hard shell rifle can and lay it across our laps
>eat the Lords chicken on a comfortable table
Sometime violence IS the answer

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>>65637692
Loose dogs charging at me in the middle of my street in my old neighborhood. One lady even told her pit that man was going to shoot you. Lol but they usually stop short. I'd rather shoot them than get bit and latched onto.

Hotel room invasion by hotel security staff. I pointed a gun right at someone's face in that situation and ended up getting my room comped for free.

Other animals surrounding me. I found myself next to a random deer feeder in the middle of the woods. I'm a city slicker I have no idea if deer attack. I wanted for a good 50 yards with a pistol in my hand.

Armed security details in the military with a loaded rifle at check points. I got to stop not at gun point an FBI sniper for trying to go through our live fire range. In all fairness he would have not went past all the machine guns mortars and and guys with the giant rocket launcher

If you're looking for an excuse to use a weapon even if its a legit weapon you can be charged for a criminal with a loaded weapon no matter what so if you're trying to I suggest you learn how to write police reports and handle documenting your actions in a situation

Good luck

>>65640196
What happened at the hotel?

>>65640196
This is fanfic written by a slightly below average 14 year old

>>65640155
>Sometime violence IS the answer
violence is a question and the answer is yes

Only a couple times really, never pointed it anyone though
>mexican in a shitbox followed my truck home
>drove past my home street and go to gas station
>park there, check sruroundings
>mex in shitbox parked at pump diagonally behind mine
>my fuel tank is on the left side but parked at pump on right anyways
>watching mexican in left mirror
>hes watching my truck
>my Smith & Wesson M&P 2.0 4" COMPACT with OPTIC READY SLIDE is already on my lap
>just waiting for go time
>studying this beaners face in meantime
>hes youngish, got a goatee, definitely not a normal cholo, looked like some poor cartel scrub
>i keep waiting, i dont bother leaving my truck even though i know it looks weird
>eventually he pulls out and leave
>he didnt get out of his car either this whole time

another time
>tweaker in my hood
>bashing shit agaisnt my trash can
>approach him
>he squares up and starts muttering under his breath at me
>pull out the same Smith & Wesson M&P 2.0 4" COMPACT with OPTIC READY SLIDE
>he actually is unfazed by this and continues throwing shit around
>welp.jpeg
>call cops and go inside