Fun fact canadian army is the only army that teaches its soldiers war crimes are okay and that you must always kill the soldiers wearing the red cross first for higher exp and COD tokens
>>65639697I'm truly shocked by this.Canada has an army?
Canadians do have a track record of being weirdly enthusiastic about that sorta thing. I think its because they generally do fuckall and the CAF is so underfunded and forgotten, that when the opportunity presents itself they go balls deep because they know this is probably the only action they'll get before they retire (ie, Somalia torture scandal, Afghan executions, etc). Further back in WW2 it was more down to german canadians going OTT when dealing with german prisoners to prove that they weren't like the enemy.
>>65639709ThisPerpetual underfunding means that leaf-soldiers must find the FUN somewhere and this fun is usually found via warcrimesAll the way from WWI into the presentthe Canadian JAG office has a lot of fun dealing with these issues
>>65639697Canadians really do have like 4 jokes
>>65639705It's like 4 guys sitting around in old uniforms debating whether to finally emigrate to the USA
>>65639896Oh yeah, at least we have HEALTHCARE
>>65640012>pay 80% of your income in taxes>wait 10 months for a specialist appointment>doc suggests you just kill yourself
>>65640020Don't canadians on average pay less in taxes than americans spend on private options for their healthcare?
>>65640020Meanwhile in America>get sick>medical bankruptcy>doc suggest you just die so he can send the bills to your family>>65640060Everybody does. US citizens spend more of thier own private money AND more of their taxes per person on healthcare than anybody else in the world. And other than rich folk, they still get shittier results than basically anybody else in the first world.
>>65639705>Canada has an army?Yes, yes they do.
>>65640020Hey buddeh it's only 50%, then a two year wait, then being told it was imaginary.
>>65639705Yeah but it’s just 3 guys with an old m16 and one magazine each, third guy only has 14 rounds tho
>>65640074the average american makes double what a canadian or western euro makes
>>65640105I hope that number brings you great comfort
>>65640111me when I just fucking make up numbers lmfao
>>65640152But 72.9% of the time you are off by 122%!
>>65640074>medical bankruptcy Is literally nothing. Bankruptcy in America is a slap on the wrist, they can't take your car or home, and the only downside is that it's a pain in the ass to get loans in the future.
>>65640111>people in the US make 35k a yearWhat fucking retardation is this?
>>65639705you might have thought it was a gay pride parade, but it's the canadian army.
I think it started in WWI when a bullshit story went round that the Germasn had crucified a Canadian prisoner and they started killing German prisoners in revenge. It became a habit.
>>65640105Ask Claude to compile a table showing median wealth for adults in OECD countries. Go on.
>>65639697>Fun fact canadian army is the only army that teaches its soldiers war crimes are okay and that you must always kill the soldiers wearing the red cross firstNah, Japan did that already back in the day. Canadians just copied glorius nippon field manuals (folded 1000 times).
>>65640074America spends nore per capita on medical RESEARCH than the next 4 countries combined, because the US is a global leader in innovation, retard. The fact that the US also leads the world in medical tourism, especially with Euroniggers who are otherwise handed a death sentence in their home country, is consequently unsurprising.
>>65644661t-tom?
>>65644960Literally corporate welfare
>>65639705Yes, four soldiers were wiped out in a training exercise a month ago