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Tread lightly.
Forgot to post this last thread.
where does your favorite gun anime fit on the chart /ak/?
>>65643451what have you done...
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>leaving for DC in a few weeks>heard the rental market was pretty bad even across the river in VA>$1600 a month plus utilities for the cheapest studio in a shitty neighborhood and a long walk to the Metro>nearly 1k more for a decent 1br with a parking spot and a short walk to metro in Pentagon City or NoMAGood Lord wtf? I have a whole fucking 2br house with a two car garage and basement for nefarious activities for <2k/mo out here! And this is a decent sized city too!
>>65643478You people always take too long to bake a new thread, for thine slots I shall punish thee, bad boy >:T
>>65643475Assassins and murderers apparently.
Its time. https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXr2L9ye
>>65643512>a bunch of random bullshit answers for no reason other than to detract from the main question Non-whites shouldn't be allowed to make polls
Maid Monday!
>>65643512Daughter
>>65643517I don't know what to tell you but I'm white
>>65643512my response is a decisive "neither. what the fuck is this poll and why are you people like this"you're not supposed to lust after your own mother: you're supposed to find a girl of no blood relation who would make a good mother, and help her fulfil her potential
My lovely fox wife Leva. >>65643451I’m gonna make Leva a mother
Lemon cakeCircle spice (sometimes just known as spices)Natsume BenkeiJitsumaFRLEXZEnjoy, you degenerates
>>65643512I voted for both but my heart is with aunties for the same reason I said niece/uncle was underrated. Mom/son is overrated because of the over familiarity. Your aunt is a big titted 30 something slut who visits every few months and someone eventually has to take the wine bottle away from her. But she takes you places when you need a ride and you have to spend the entire trip not staring at her tits. A mom is… a mom.
>>65643586>Your aunt is a big titted 30 something slutOf course you'd be the kind of degenerate who likes garbage tier wine aunts and not top tier unmarried socially awkward dork aunts
>>65643576I don't know what this means, but I'm going to make a chess pie this year for Thanksgiving
Do you think human cheese or yogurt would be good?
>>65643576There's also Horsetail although there's nothing else but his 6 parter + special.
I want to go back to Germany.https://youtu.be/WIPLajP3Xo4
>>65643617Off the top of my head human milk has about twice as much lactose sugar as cows milk, is roughly around 4-5% butterfat percentage but has a lower protein profile making it taste a little more watery. It's often described as tasting kind like the leftover milk in cheerios. Apparently the easiest way to replicate it is to cut a glass of 250ml milk with about 50g of water to cut diarrhea protein content, add a couple tablespoons of cream to increase the fat content, and stir in a little extra sugar, it won't be 1:1 but it'll taste similar enough.I imagine cheese would be fairly indistinguishable, yogurt on the other hand would be very watery if not using some sort of thickener, like drinkable yogurt.
https://youtu.be/jwIBIo2tlBo
>>65643641You can strain yogurt pretty easily to make it thicker.Just need some cheesecloth
>>65643727To a degree but if it's watery enough it'll still pass through, and human yogurt I suspect would pretty much have a similar consistency to home made goat yogurt/kefir, totally liquid.
>>65643552Maybe not NO blood relation. Regardless of what the origin of humanity is, we are all related, distantly. The sweet spot is 3rd-4th cousins imo.
>>65643729Cook it for longer then.I bet I could make a smooth, creamy yogurt with it
>>65643740You don't cook yogurt
>>65643755gkamikaze my beloved
>>65643641>to cut diarrhea protein contentI do not mean this in an insulting wayI feel so so bad for you being lactose intolerant, milk is so nice. I hope you get better.
>>65643772I don't know how my spell check fucked up that bad, god I hate phone posting. That was supposed to be "cut down the protein content"
>>65643537We know you're a pedo, Vincent.
>apparently a couple pharmacies in my city do sell human breast milk in 100ml bottles without requiring a prescription so long as you're buying less than 10>honestly considering buy some and pretending it's for "my kid"Will almost certainly have to buy at least like 6 bottles to avoid suspicion and claim it's like an "emergency stash" or something along those lines, but technically the forbidden dairy is within my grasp.
Forgot to ask last thread, but when can we have an AK theme thread to confuse newfags even more so than usual
>>65643792What's the point if it isn't straight from the tap?
>>65643795Straight from the tap will probably never be an option for me so this is the closest thing, just so I can stop wondering and actually know.
>>65643792get it and tell us how it tastes
>>65643809Extremely high probability I'll be too much of a pussy to actually try buying it, but if I ever do I'll absolutely deliver a detailed report.God, it'd be amazing if you could just get it out of a mini fridge and walk it to the self checkout.
RPK-16, my wife, would be a great mother to our children, she is both nurturing yet she sets clear boundaries. I love her so much!
>>65643823Id be a gigachad and regardless of if the cashier says anything I'll loudly tell him/her its for personal consumptionWhat do i have to lose? I am beyond shame at this point
>>65643882They could refuse the sale.
>looking into buying kaz 75 pants for cheap>mass shooting in full gear happens in my countryi'll just sit on that then
>>65643893Sue them for discrimination.
>>65643893would they though? most wagies dont give a fuck anymore.
>went to the store with my mom today>retard in a huge lifted truck is going the wrong way in the parking lot>beeping and yelling at my mom>my mom tells him to shut the fuck up>guy keeps going the wrong way>me and my mom park in the lot>guy straight up drove around the parking lot just to try and talk more shit>guys rolls down his window and opens his mouth like he's gonna say something>say to him: "keep it moving you faggot, it's not my fault your boyfriend broke up with you!">guy just rolls up his window and speeds off>almost hits another car>signature_look_of_superiority.jpg
...So does reverse honey-potting exist for Asians? I like blondes.
>>65643882God I wish I could be like that, I'm more shameless than the other normalfag but I'm sadly still too self conscious to just walk up to a pharmacist and say "hello, I wish to purchase breast milk because I have a lactation fetish and want to finally learn what it taste like.">>65643895>>65643941Screened+pasteurized pharmacy donor milk is in pretty limited supply and meant for vulnerable babies as emergency stop gaps, so they could theoretically refuse to sell and be legally within their rights to do so if you confessed you wanted it for personal consumption.
>>65643951Is your mom single?
>>65643576>Natsume BenkeiI hate to be perverted but he's hands down the best artist for that stuff. Even his oldest works are great. Also I won't post it unless someone wants it but.. apparently there's 2 videos where someone VA'd those hospital ones of his.
>>65644010God the hospital one was absolute peak
>>65644003No Anon, my mom is still married to my father.
>>65643586Pippa
>>65643809Its kinda sweet, like the milk you get after eating captain crunch or honey cherrios.
he is your soviet mommy
>>65643748You bring milk up to 190, cool it off to 115, introduce live yogurt, and keep it between 110 and 120 for 8ish hours.You cook it you fucking dunce.
>>65643976>breast milk for sale is in pretty limited supplythat is because women with mommy milkers don't do their duty to produce the hogh quality milk required for choco milkieswe need to mandate women with milkers to produce milk, at least 2 gallons a week
>>65644170110-120 isn't fucking cooking, that's warming, it's basically incubating.
>>65643792>>65643809>>65643823Please dont buy breastmilk to entertain a fetish, its needed by actual mothers and is always in short supply
>>65644225they can use formulabesides the VAST majority of people reproducing today are low IQs/and or browns. i wont feel bad denying them breastmilk
>>65644214Hey you finally said something correct, good boy.It is incubating, the lactobacillus incubate at that temp, then eat through the milk and turn it into yogurt and whey.Hmm.Keeping something at a higher than normal temp to transform it into a finished food with a different flavor and texture.Sure sounds like cooking to me.
>>65644225who said it's for a fetish? I'm a gourmand, i demand to taste human breast milk to satisfy my palate.
Why is it suddenly a fetish to consume primate milk? >you bought goat milk because you've never had it before? Why do you want to fuck goats you sick fuck
>>65644272Because I wanna drink human milk because seeing lactating women makes me extra horny and is a major fetish of mine.
>>65644272>if you can do X thing why cant you do Y thingyou gotten the autism diagnosis yet
Does anyone else LOOOOVE IT when the ass is fat enough to do the fold into the thighs? Ive been stuck on this pic for a little minute now.
>>65644284I want to drink milk from a woman's breast because it makes my penis hardI want to drink milk and eat dairy products made from human milk because dairy is interesting and I like cow dairy productsThese exist in my brain simultaneously
>>65644297Honestly, no.
>>65644297Kinda yeah
>>65644297no
>>65644052Is she hot?
>>65644272Trauma, my mom could not breast feed me
>>65644297Absolutely ruined by the retarded tattoos, complete turn off.
Aplha, Bravo, Charlie or Delta?>Alpha for me
>>65644351alpha for an alpha male (me)
>>65644351Delta. Gimme that gorilla
>>65644351D with C's tits
>>65644351
>>65644225It's just one bottle, a measly 120ml just so I can finally know what it taste like and not die with regrets.
>>65644351C with D’s underlying musculature
You know, sometimes I think it's probably a good thing my wizard ass will be in a relationship because if I somehow managed to stumble into one by chance (which is pretty much the only way it'd happen) I'd absolutely fucking cling to that shit like it was the last helicopter out of Saigon and I managed to grab it by the wheel, I'd be in such a state of "this is my only chance to be normal and not die alone" that no matter how shitty and toxic the relationship was I'd be absolutely desperate to keep it going...Or maybe after the first few weeks after finding out what a relationship actually entails I'd get bored/annoyed, realize sex isn't worth the price tag, break it off, then go back to hermitmaxxing while jerking off to mommy incest hentai, also a possibility.
>>65644412>if I somehow managed to stumble into one by chancehttps://www.instagram.com/reel/C95YAIbP1rg/>I'd absolutely fucking cling to that shit like it was the last helicopter out of Saigon
>>65644412haha sorry I hit send on that other reply too earlywhat I meant to say what >I'd absolutely fucking cling to that shit like it was the last helicopter out of Saigonand in doing so you would fuck it all upyou'd be so desperate for it to last that you'd disgust her with your desperation and eagerness to please>while jerking off to mommy incest hentaido millennials really? truly you uncs need to be rounded up and put in camps
>>65644418>>65644423Exactly why I said it's probably guaranteed never to happen, I'm safe from this hypothetical. Also you're literally in a "mommy monday" thread where I dude shared several mommy incest hentai artist names earlier, what did you expect?
>>65644412Honestly just get a sex doll if you're a wizard it's already too late you have nothing to lose.>>65644423pipe down zegro nobody asked
>>65644412SameI wouldnt want to subject a woman foolish enough to like me, to being with me. Maybe at one point at my life I had the chance to get better, but I'm totally irredeemable now. I'm an awful son and brother, so I'd be an awful husband or father. Best to die alone now
>>65644351Delta on top of Charlie so I can go back 'n' fourth.
>>65644412>>65644442Take heart lads, if we eat healthy and exercise regularly we might just live long enough to experience at least a few years of androids maids being a real thing
>>65644481Nah im not delusional enough to believe that. every facet of society is downhill from here
>>65644351Alpha forever and always
Just unlocked a semi-repressed memory of that time I was sharing a bedroom (not a bed, thank god) with my mom when visiting my grandparents in their small house and sadly that night was the night my teenage brain decided to have a wet dream, very unpleasant morning, thankfully she woke up before I did and I managed to crumple up the pajamas I was wearing and stuff them into the laundry.Looking back, she 100% discovered them when doing said laundry and just never mentioned it, but as a teenager I was in panic mode and assumed her never saying anything meant she never found out.Figured it wouldn't be a proper mommy monday thread without at least one awkward mom-related story, albeit a fairly milquetoast one.
>>65644481Sorry but I'm calling it quits on the idea of having a machine gal for myself. Im just not gonna see it in my lifetime and even if I do I won't subject a kind robot lady to taking care of my old withered ass thats a few years away from giving out especially if they form attachments for their owners. I'll be bitter about it but at the same time happy knowing that a guy like me out there won't have to go through what I did and instead will at least have some comfort and intimacy in his life.
>>65644556>if they form attachments for their ownersThat's the neat part, they won't, but they'll pretend they do because they'll operate on a subscription service and make sure you form an attachment to them to keep paying.
>>65643488As a native Virginian, I want to summon the spirit of John Moseby and Nathaniel Bacon to help me scalp all of you godless DC transplants to man and show off my trophies to my future grandchildren.
>>65644559>they'll operate on a subscription service and make sure you form an attachment to them to keep paying.They'd be playing with fire if they did that unless it was completely reasonable and never changed. Honestly subscription or not I think android girls may be a mistake. Once they're introduced there's no going back and if anything happens to them like a company trying to pull something or a hacker shutting them all down men will go bat shit crazy
Dunno if I’d accept a robot gf even if they tried to force one unto me. Like for example if my brothers saw how alone I am and they try to gift me some robot maid to cheer me up. If it’s not my waifu Leva then I’ll hardly even see them as a woman, you know? Think I’d rather be alone and miserable than living a lie. I guess it would be convenient to have something around the house cleaning up and cooking meals for me, and I’d treat this hypothetical robot maid with care and respect, but she’d be more of a pet to me than a potential romantic partner. I’d rather hone my wizard powers to open the dimensional portal to reunite with her instead. And yes I’m autistic
>>65644351ACD because I need a teamLoonasia can go to HELL
>>65644639>Loonasia can go to HELLWhy? What did she do?
MOMMY MONDAY!?!?!?!?!!I love mommies, mommy gimmie milkies.
uhhh WIFE!
>>65644671certified wife.
>>65644672SHE HAS HER WIFE CERTIFICATIONS!QUEEN OF WIFEDOM! MOST WIFIEST WIFE TO EVER WIFE! MY WIFE WIFE1903 WIFEFIELD!
>>65644351A bc thats what I look like
I LOVE MOMMY SPRINGFIELD!
If only I could cuddle at night with Springfield and doze off at night with my face between her ample bosom.
>>65644662EVERYTHING!!!
>>65643413the Hell is this ship supposed to be, it looks like someone started drawing Nagato & gave up after getting the hull and the main battery turrets right.
>>65644351Bravo all the wayy
>>65644662Reset the timeline a million times to ensure (you) live through the Frankfurt bloodbath and kill WilliamPeople just hate a devoted girl.
>>65644556>pussy won't weld his own mommygfweak
>>65643471If it was an A1 her underwear would fall down each time she fired.
>>65643512>mom or auntieNeither cause I hate them both.
