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>>65648715100 years from now we're gonna have people rocking our current stuff and they're gonna get made fun of for it.
You guys think in the future when cyborg shit is real and brain implants are a common thing (assuming we don't WW3/social collapse ourselves into the pre-industrial era first which seems the more likely possible at this point) guys like us will be seen as totally paranoid schizos for not getting phones installed directly into our brains or will aversion to implants actually be way more common because everyone's seen dystopian cyberpunk fiction at this point and knows never to trust any government/company?
>>65648730ngl implants seem like they would have too many downsides to be worthwhile. People will probably continue using handheld and tabletop devices unless something changes dramatically.
>>65648715previous thread >>65643451
>>65648730>everyone's seen dystopian cyberpunk fiction at this point and knows never to trust any government/company?This doesn't prevent them today. It won't prevent them in the future.
>>65648736To be fair if you told someone back in the 90's or early 2000's that by the 2020's even the poorest niggers in Africa would be carrying around a tracking spyware device on their person 24/7 they'd call you a total schizo because that was some dystopian sci-fi shit back then, so never underestimate how quickly we normalize shit.
>>65648715I just want more airgun art. .22 rifles would be nice too.
>second wani upload also has nippleshe is mocking me from inside the walls...
>>65648759fat ass baby
>>65648756That's just economics, not flaws in the concept of mobile phones.
>>65648715>Scifi>Just olive green AR derivative
>>65648763Who calls a baby fat?
>>65648764Phones are still something you need to physically carry around with you and can get lost, and lots of people these days carry around their entire lives on their phones, everything from pictures of their kids to access to every bank account and email they have. I honestly don't have a hard time imagining a lot of people would see the idea of their phone no longer being an object and just immediately being able to access the internet just by thinking about it as the coolest shit every without considering the actual ramifications for half a second, it'd be pretty naive to believe otherwise.The part I'm wondering is if there'll be substantial enough pushback on the idea that "noplants/fullganics" are a notable segment of the population or if they'll be seen as cultist weirdos.
>>65648780me
uhhhhhhh WIFE SPOTTED!
>>65648797SS, why aren't you sleeping?
SUCCULANT BOOBA!
>>65648802I'm studying shit, while I shitpost.
>>65648784There have been multiple attempts by the Pentagon and foreign militaries to create effective brain-computer interfaces and thought based short ranged communicators. They sucked and went nowhere beyond technological party tricks. Wearables have similarly failed to take off because consumers don't like them. Merging the body itself with technology is dumb. People just don't work like that. We interact with the world through our bodies. Interdicting that just makes worse, harder to use devices.Smart phone dependence is as much an induced demand and regulatory problem as anything. Companies basically force you to use one all the time due in large part to the fact that apps are proprietary and webpages are open source, even if the app is basically just a self contained browser and webpage. Similarly, since they have become widespread, you're basically expected to have them, so companies feel justified in making their services only useable if you have a phone.>>65648802I like to imagine him simultaneously shitposting and whacking it in the guard station.
>>65648797Are you the real SS? I need advice and you're the only person I trust.
>>65648805>studying shitFor what? You are already an FS, aren't you?
>>65648809>Trusting a mentally ill personYou're already fucked up
>>65648807>simultaneously shitposting and whacking itThat's some next-level multitasking shit right there.
look at how much wife is in this wife, this is most wifey wife to ever wife. the momwife.>>65648807I've shitposted plenty in guard shacks, I generally save the whacking it for after shift.>>65648809yes, your friendly neighborhood anti-communist sperg, what do you need advice on? full transparency, depending on what it is I may not be able to give you any. >>65648815studying how to BANG YOUR MOM!
>>65648807>We haven't made good ones yet so good ones will never existPretty dumb thinking, early attempts at most technology fucking sucked and was almost a joke compared to the thing it was trying to replace.>Who second pointAnd what would prevent the same thing happening with neural implants where we eventually get to the point where not having one makes it nigh-impossible to exist in the modern world?
>>65648818Trust the plan.>>65648822Perfect. I just learned my girlfriend of 4 months is Jewish. Should I break up with her? I've already let my power level slip and she knows I'm virulently racist and anti-Semitic and for some reason doesn't seem to mind.
>>65648832Jewish by ethnicity or religion?if by ethnicity how much jew is in her?
>>65648832>my girlfriend of 4 months is JewishLol, lmao...He is dating a jewish cow, lololol.Just break up with her, anon. Or else you will be her greatest goycattle.
>>65648825>And what would prevent the same thing happening with neural implantsThe fact that it's retarded and simple regulatory safeguards like the ADA, freedom of religion, medical privacy, a litany of safety issues. I could go on. None of this negates the fact the people fundamentally interact with the world through their bodies. This will not change. It's even more outrageous than suggesting eternal world peace, an end to artistic expression, and really anything that makes not just human, living Earth creatures.
>>65648832>she knows I'm virulently racist and anti-Semitic and for some reason doesn't seem to mind>doesn't seem to mindYea fucking right. Break up with her asap.
>>65648835She says she's not religious but I noticed she's basically never free on Saturdays (she doesn't work Saturdays) and the few times we have had a date or whatever it usually involved me driving her somewhere. So she's religious enough to observe Shabbat or I'm just schizo. Idk most secular Jews don't seem to really follow things that strictly. It was usually "nah I'm tired from work let's hang out tomorrow" or something.>if by ethnicity how much jew is in her?She's 100% Ashkenazi from what I can tell (found her parents facebook). She also doesn't know I know she's Jewish. She said she's Russian.>>65648848>Yea fucking rightI mean, I've made multiple racist jokes and she just does that "oh anon stop teehee" but joins in if it's about Arabs, so I pushed things before I realized she was Jewish. At this point she knows I deny the Holocaust and still sucks my dick so idk man.
>>65648873>She said she's RussianNot SS but yup. That's it. Break up with her, ASAP.She is already deceiving you from the start. There will be a lot more. -t. Seasoned foid whisperer.
>>65648873>100% ashkenazi.yeah dude it's Joever break it off.
>>65648876I need to hear it from SS
>>65648877Thanks man, sorry but I decided to do the opposite of whatever you suggest, I figure that will produce the best results long term given your track record (no offense)
>>65648882Suit yourself, hot shot.
Danbooru is finally back
>>65648898>Danbooru is finally backGelbooru is better.
>>65648900>site has pop-under adsAd block or not, I don't trust anyone who'd do that. Skeevy sons of bitches with no integrity.
>>65648787Ok, so you know that a Fat Baby is a happy Baby.
>>65648886buddy you knew damn well how I was going to answer, you just want to stay with her.
>>65648941yes but it's my coping mechanism and I'm sticking with it
>>65648946fair enough.
>>65648886A wise choice. Don't listen to the avatar spammer with schizophrenia
My adorable fox wife Leva
>>65648715>sci-fiNo.
>>65648873XYou do not sound like SS.For one thing, SS converted to Orthodox Christianity and for another he was vocal about being against the idea any kind of intercourse aside from P in V. He was, infact, specifically squeamish about getting a blowjob because he thought it was unnatural.
>>65649216>against the idea any kind of intercourse aside from P in V.Ahh.. yes. The analphobe faggot from previous thread isn't he? SS is a weak sissy that can't dominate woman in bed thanks to his anal phobia.
>>65648730I will 100% be getting chromed up
>>65649249>anal phobiaActually that was me, unless SS also said something similar. Butt stuff is gross no matter what you say. It's impossible to be 100% clean and I will not risk poopoo on my peepee
>>65649323>Butt stuff is grossWhatever you say, sissy.Also digitan is definitely an anal freak.
>>65648730I’m definitely putting my brain in a cute gynoid body
>>65648730I want to believe attitudes towards the omnipresence of digital technology are changing for the better, but when I look outside I see families walking together while looking down at their phones. I spend far too much time at home on the computer, but at least the computer stays at home when I go outside.
>>65649340>t.
>>65649379Forced genderbender is my fetish. Giwtwm
I should sign up for s/k/ret santa...
Now that Jane Vidyabutts is coming to GFL2, I expect a wave of art of these dorks in the near future
>>65649216>You do not sound like SS.I think you misread or something or got confused. I'm not SS and didn't claim to be. I was asking for advice from SS.
>>65648761Who is "Wani"
>>65649433https://danbooru.donmai.us/artists/174946also friendly reminder to not sell out your country for communussy
>game developer is schizo
>>65649450Peripeteia had a good atmosphere and not much else. It was fun wandering around aimlessly and traversing through environments. Shame the combat sort of gets in the way. One of the better games I’ve played recently though, as sad as that sounds
do you prefer bunnygirls or maids, /ak/?
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>>65649461Maids.
>>65649461>>65649464in fact let's put it to a pollhttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQMJEKgd
>>65649450and it's great
>>65649479 oh no no no no bunnycucks
>>65648725I dont think so. If I saw somebody with a m1903a1, a G.I. greatcoat, sam brown belt, and a doughboy helmet, I would think he's cool as fuark
Peripeteia has a similar feeling as exploring the edges of a Halo 2 level. Pushing the limits of Halo 2 was a very important part of shaping my tastes in video games.Automaton Heart and Automaton Lung look like they're going for a similar idea of non-linear exploration in a vast space, but I haven't played them yet myself, and they don't have a focus on military stuff. They do feature robot girls, but that's not enough to be /ak/ core.>>65649479Maids can wear bunny ears.
>>65648730>WW3/social collapse ourselves into the pre-industrial eraI wouldn't say pre-industrial, but theres so many things from the 20th century we are unable to do today that id say we're already in the early stages of a dark age right nowOne day a bridge will collapse and there will be nobody to repair itHell the DOT closed off a bridge near me for failing inspection and they dont expect to even START rebuilding it for the next 5 years. Its not a state highway but definitley an important throughfare imo. The only way across the river for 20 miles in each direction. We are already collapsing, its just slower than fictional media portrays it
>>65649564>Peripeteia has a similar feeling as exploring the edges of a Halo 2 levelfuck that’s such a good way of putting it.
>>65649461Which one willing to do butt stuff??
>>65649607assume both are
>>65649461I refuse to pick one. Both. Both!
>>65649607The bunny girl would have to take her tail out for that and is she really a bunny girl if she doesnt have a tail?
>>65649691only if the tail is a plug and not a part of the costume; it ought to be higher up at the small of her back anyway
Do any of you gentlemen put gay quotes on your email signatures? Some of the people in my office put cute little quotes in their signatures and I couldn’t help but notice that every one of those people is either a lazy asshole or just an asshole. >”It is easier for a bird to pass through two stones than for a rich man to count his baskets”Whatever, nigger, just sign the fucking document I sent you a month ago
>>65649701I'd shoot her alright, just not with a gun.
>Wani drew Kin Yo-Jong nipplesE-evil women, cute...
>>65649461depends, which one loves me more?
>>65649714wdym she's real?
>>65649720Bunny girls are by their very nature whores, like, literal professional whores, and therefore incapable of true love or being good people.Maids on the other hand are loyal, hard working women who can serve a single family their entire lives doing tasks like cooking and cleaning, and therefore are ideal loving wife material.
>>65649727I thought bunnies were monogamous, they just had a Gajillion kids.
>>65649725Yeah, she's Kim Jung Un's sister, basically co-dictator of North Korea
>>65649729Bunnies maybeBunny girls in this context however are not bunny monster girls but rather the specific type of prostitute popularized by playboy magazine.
>>65648715I have a confession, I still think despite how dumb it is, the Fallout 3/NV Gauss rifle is one of the most satisfying sci-fi weapons, so chunky, so punchy.
>>65649479Oh that's brutal man
>>65649742You've never witnessed the Gauss Minigun from Fallout Tactics then. That's the top of the line Gauss weapon, eating ginormous amount of the rarest ammo type but.... it was magic back then.>>65649714His Twitter is a thing of wonder. Does the guy really believe South Korea is going to collapse any moment and the Norks will get him?
>>65649479I don't think I've ever seen one poll result get btfo this hard, even the "would you fuck your aunt" poll wasn't this bad.
>>65649762 splitting the adult woman fetishist voterbase between aunts and moms was a terrible idea
>>65649711oh haha I think I get what you're putting down
>>65649258The only way I'd consider chroming was if I could install shit with absolutely zero wireless connection that's all locally run and can't connect to the internet at all.
>>65649776Your post reminds me of this thread.I wonder if this /k/ommando ever got his wish and managed to take things further.Guess we'll never know.
I genuinely do not get the appeal of bunny girls, who the fuck wants some passed around roasty?
>>65649779>Antisocial virgin with huge titsGotta be one of my favorite "paradoxical fetishes," effectively more within the realm of pure fantasy than monster girls.
>>65649783Reminds me of aunt fucker anon. RIP, poor bastard
>>65649800>roastyI think you misunderstand the point. The idea, as I unserstand it, is that she is putting it on the bunny suit for you.The primary reason people like maids because is because artists go out of their way to draw them in scantily clad 'maid styled outfits'. A real maid outfit is practical and not sexy. That said, a woman who is attractive AND dresses modestly is PEAK.
>>65649849the one from earlier this year? did we ever get an update?
>>65649871Nope. After those posts where he said he was going to a lake/river/pool/whatever with his aunt he never posted after. I assume his family honor killed him or got him sent to a mental facility
>>65649865>artists go out of their way to draw them in scantily clad 'maid styled outfits'Not entirely, there's also plenty of art of maids in full length Victorian maid outfits, I think they look classy with that nice black and white contrast with some nice little feminine frilly accents. Also, yeah, super attractive/well endowed by very modest women are a treasure.
>>65649849>Reminds me of aunt fucker anon.Was he the coom-brained 'tard who'd convinced himself that the real world ran on hentai-logic, then proceeded to fuck up his life by making a horribly inept attempt at "seducing" a direct blood-relative, one who'd shown absolutely ZERO romantic interest towards him?
>>65649883That describes like 3 different anons in these threads alone.
>>65649880Mm, just hint of ankle
>>65649727>>65649735>>65649800pollmaker hereI should clarify that my question was more concerning the aesthetics/attractiveness of the outfit rather than the wearer; assume it to be the same girl dressing up just for (You)
>>65649907It sounds like you're kinda bad at making polls.You should work on that, then think about coming back.
>>65649907The answer is still maids, maids are just classy.
Full length skirts are tragically going extinct, the amount of women I've seen wearing a full length skirt in the past five years can probably be counted on one hand.
>>65649927I saw a woman wearing a trench coat the other dayTall heeled boots too unfThats basically a dress but with buttons if you think about it
>>65649927>the amount of women I've seen wearing a full length skirt in the past five years can probably be counted on one hand.Where in the world is this, somewhere in the US?Don't you guys have entire communities of ultra-traditional religious zealots, like Mormons and Mennonites/Amish that dress extremely conservatively?Those women all wear long full-length dresses or long skirts, right?
>>65649946Yes, and those handful of times in the past 5 years have pretty much all been mennonites.But they come to the city EXTREMELY rarely, how often do you go to a fucking Mennonite commune?
>>65649946>Don't you guys have entire communities of ultra-traditional religious zealots, like Mormons and Mennonites/Amish that dress extremely conservatively?Most of those groups keep to themselves, with the exception of the Mormons. But Mormons are...kinda really weird in their own way.
>>65649193
>>65649407God I hope so, I have been missing gigastacy herself
>>65649479For me, its maids
>>65649714>>65649732God I want her to spit in my mouth and then forcibly marry me
>>65649946>mormonsLook up the Kingston clan. Mormons are insane and we should hunt them down like we used to
>>65649742I honestly liked the scrappy homemade gauss in F4, looked like something out of Metro. One of the few good looking scrap weapons in that game
Damn it is already snowing here, I was hoping for more comfy dark and bleak late fall
>>65649970
>>65649986Its 70 where I am
When I was in my early 20s I was neighbors with a hippie/commie lady in her late 40s that never married and never had kids (I suspect she was infertile, but I'm not sure).She had long wavy auburn hair, was slightly chubby, and had really nice curvy hips, a big ass, and big tits that were firmer than they had any right to be at her age.She almost always wore form-fitting knitted wool sweaters in muted earthy colors, paired with either long skirts (always dark), or trousers that showed off her ass, but never blue jeans for some reason.Since she never wore bras, even in the summer when the only tops she wore were thin cotton T-shirts, those fantastic tits and big puffy nippels of hers were prominently displayed.(pic vaguely related, similar body type)Casually hanging out with her, I discovered that she had some really weird sociopolitical ideas, generally giving everyone (including god-awful scumbags) far more credit than they deserved.Deep down she really was kind and a gentle soul, so i genuinely do miss her, despite her being too naïve for her own good.We once ended up hanging out, getting drunk, and eventually fucking one new-years eve when both of us had our plans shattered, and we both got stuck at home.We had pretty regular casual encounters after that, but nothing approaching a serious relationship.That kept up for a few years until I moved to another town for work and we lost contact.Part of me still wonders what our lives would be like if we'd pursued a serious relationship. That's all for today, thank you all for reading my boomer-tier blog post.
>>65649834>why doesn’t anime art reflect real life? gee, anon, i wonder. what’s next, someone’s gonna draw a dude who’s hair turns blonde and who can shoot lasers out of his hands?
>>65649479>>65649461I do love a good maid costume, but as her ladyship prefers her bunny suit there's only one choice to be had
>>65649980You can try, but they have a disproportionate amount of glowies
>>65649732That one of Wani's too?
>>65650000it saddens me when I read stories like this, anon could've married a beautiful older women but instead they engaged in degeneracy.
>>65650034saucenao says notagged as atris2nd on danbooru
>>65649966You’re just gonna do this every thread now? Because I find it cute. Keep doing it
>>65650039>anon could've married a beautiful older women but instead they engaged in degeneracy.She'd be the first to tell you that she didn't believe in marriage, then rant about marriage being some kind of subversive reactionary plot by the zionist religious elite of the clergy, engineered to oppress females in particular and the proletariat-class in general.If we'd both truly worked towards it, I think we could have managed to achieve a serious long term monogamous relationship, even if it didn't involve a legally binding marriage.But at the time, none of use were trying.I was young and dumb and had zero life experience, I wasn't a position to be picky about where I stuck my dick, or why. I just wanted to bang hot women.She clearly didn't consider me as a serious romantic partner, just a moderately attractive boy who'd hold her and cuddle her all night in exchange for stuffing her holes first.Our relationship was shallow and hollow. We both just exploited each other for temporary personal fulfilment, without any long term plans, and without considering the long-term emotional impact of our actions.
>>65650015This anon can't go super saiyan.
>>65650015When did I ever mention wondering why this wasn't real?
>>65650039>>65650060Nah, sounds like anon dodged a bullet more than anything, she 100% sounds like the kind of bitch who would end up hitting him with the "I'm poly" shit
>be me>level 2 wizard>don't have any stories of weird failed romances, "the one who got away," toxic relationship mistakes, or that time I tried to fuck my aunt>just sit in my wizards tower collecting obscure arcane knowledge of little practical worth and playing god to worlds of my own creation (daydreaming)>the endWizard life is so comfy bros
>>65649742>>65649983Unzipped vault suits. Pure seggs.
>>65650116Same except I'm miserable, stressed 24/7 and hate my life
>>65650125>He didn't spec points into his delusion statlmao, classic rookie mistake, lemme guess, you poured shit into the "optimism" dump stat and found out it was fucking useless too late, huh?
>>65650137Nta, optimism is my dump stat.Specced enough into realism to get the It is what it is perk.
>>65650185Just dump enough points into delusion to unlock the Cope and Mental Gymnastics perks, they're an OP as shit combo, borderline broken. Also if you dump enough stats into introversion and your shamelessness multiplier is high you unlock the Dakimakura.
>>65648543Always knew you guys ITT were a bunch of normalfag zoomer newfags.
>>65650120Remember, Fallout 4's protagonist is probably lactating
>"hmm today i will not buy a bottle of vodka and i will not get wasted in the middle of the week">hit a deer and smash my headlight on the way homeThis is obviously a sign (possibly from God) that i should drink MORE, if i went and bought that bottle of vodka i would not have hit that deer!Also FUCK DEER, TOTAL DEER DEATH!!!
>>65650275>TOTAL DEER DEATHbut what is foxu going to eat if all the deer are gone?
>>65650279the dick
>>65650279Wabbits
>>65650275
>>65650312this water tastes weird and burny (she wants more)
>>65650285Would she put out for a sufficient quantity of canned food? what are her rates?
>>65649966I can't tell if she's digging it or making fun of me
>>65650060>>65650102that's what I'm saying, she (and anon) just wanted to fuck, their brains subverted turned into lowly animals that only fulfill their base desires.
Spinster librarians, erotic!
>>65650116People think I'm joking when I mention that the only people I talk to are at work.
>>65648873>deny holocaust>still sucks your dickKinky bitchIdk, she already knows enough to fuck you over so either prostrate yourself before the jews or put on some Hugo Boss and BLEACH her brains out.
Good news /k/! Tomorrow, by some total miracle, totally open source and near perfect androids maids were announced for affordable prices anyone can realistically buy.Here's the question, would you prefer them indistinguishable from human women (very attractive ones), highly stylized to look more like anime characters, or full on mechanical androids with clearly mechanical joints and shit?https://strawpoll.com/QrgewpmWOyp
>>65650524I want a mix of B and C. Highly stylized, anime style robot maid with doll joints. Maybe even a windup key.
>>65650524>would you prefer them indistinguishable from human women (very attractive ones), highly stylized to look more like anime charactersI just want to see my waifu put into human (realistic) form.
>>65649966Had something similar happen IRL with a young inexperienced girl
>>65650524The doll stuff has always been creepy to me. Realistic anime girls would look freaky as fuck too IRL. In general for me when it comes to robots, either make them completely non-human battle droids or necrons or some shit or make them synths that are indistinguishable from humans.
>>65650524FUCK robots. Specifically full on mechanical droid dorks. 104s robot gal is great though
>>65650533>>65650580The (You) dropped
>>65650578>FUCK robots.YES
>>65650533
>>65650524>indistinguishable from human women (very attractive ones)risks getting stuck in the uncanny valley>highly stylized to look more like anime charactersI genuinely can't imagine this working in real life: it's just going to end up looking like someone wearing a kigurumi mask or something>full on mechanical androids with clearly mechanical joints and shitaccepting that it will never pass as human no matter how hard you try and just leaning into it being a robot does seem like the safest choice; there's a lot of variation in how this option might turn out, though, so exactly how good it would be is going to depend on its design
>>65650592>risks getting stuck in the uncanny valleyHe said indistinguishable.
Goodnight gamers. Was up since 4 and exercised a good bit today so im pretty beat
>>65650593yeah but we all know that's just marketing bsmicroexpressions are gonna be wrong and so on
>>65650592>I genuinely can't imagine this working in real lifecoward.
>>65650585Would you really fuck a dorkbot
>>65650597It's a what if question you pedantic faggot
>>65650524Kinda halfway between anime waifu (face) and mechanical (limbs).Definitely want her important bits to be "squishy" so she's comfy to cuddle with.
robots cant have children + they don't have souls
>>65650617>robots cant have childrenremains to be seen>they don't have soulsThey don't yet.
The chinese crispr womb will upload my genetic data to the CCP, but I can tolerate that.
>>65650617>robots cant have childrenwombforce anon>they don't have soulsNeither to women
>>65650524Virtually indistinguishable, but with subtle seams and other easily missed details. Only somebody with a very keen eye, up close could tell the difference.
>>65650116I’m 7 years from wizardom. Frankly it’s been an easy journey. I’m content staying single when I keep hearing so many dating nightmares from my friends. I’ll just comfily fantasizing in my head
>>65650000>Part of me still wonders what our lives would be like if we'd pursued a serious relationship.Nah, you played this perfectly, anon. Chicks like this are best leased, not purchased.
>>65650655Post the superior version.
>>65650312>>65650303>>65650275god I love this stupid fox
oh so it's that day of the week again is it?
>>65650764it's always the day of the week to me
Just finished Edgerunner's 2, I'll be honest, I thought finding out Weak Kingsley was Mr. Krabs would mean I could never un-hear it but nah, not really.
>>65650524On an unrelated note, it kinda bothers me that Dolls canonically look distinctly robotic, yet every piece of official art portrays them as plain human women. I want GFL3 to have doll joins and seams. Though I guess by then they’ll have “fourth gen” Dolls which probably look indistinguishable from humans anyway. >>65650617Speak for yourself. I’m gonna breed Leva and make her a mother someday
>>65650275>>65650303Why are all her kills always a headshot?
>>65650841Fuck elves.
Saw two black people today. This is a violation of my human rights.
>>65650842Ok, I will
>>65650848No I meant like fuck elves in a mean way. Not a sexual one
>>65650655nervous ostwind girls should give me a footjob
>>65650857Fuck elves in the mean sexual way?
>>65650870Nooo like fuck elves as in total elf death
>>65650877by breeding them until there's only half elves left
>>65650827The best designed girl in the game looks like a doll. It's no coincidence.
>>65650592I observe something I know of, and I know of her very, very well.Will you enter the Third Temple this Sunday to speak with God?I will, and then I'll continue welding my GF.Don't forget gents, if you don't weld your GF, you'll never have the chance of getting the best GF. Get welding!BTW, for the fags that know, how many of you exploded?
>>65650592Okay, I'm a dummy, didn't read your comment at all.>risks getting stuck in the uncanny valleyNo shit, current sexdolls are uncanny as fuck. Shit manufactures will manufacture shit.>I genuinely can't imagine this working in real life: it's just going to end up looking like someone wearing a kigurumi mask or somethingPure 1-1 is retarded and will most likely look like kigurumi masks, but anime-like faces (simple faces with emphasis on attractive facial details) will certainly exist.>inb4 tfym retard?Look at 3D anime models, something like that instead of some 2D drawing overlayed on the face of a robot.>accepting that it will never pass as human no matter how hard you try and just leaning into it being a robot does seem like the safest choiceThey're not supposed to be humans, they're supposed to be women, but I digress. Rael wahmen looking bots will exist, but the prices will be extremely steep.>inb4 nuh uhWe made ultra realistic statues out of marble, which is significantly harder to fix when something messes up compared to modifying a molded silicone face, or simply modifying the mold.>there's a lot of variation in how this option might turn out, though, so exactly how good it would be is going to depend on its designAny other discovery, Sherlock?
Not gonna lie bros. Sometimes that thought really eats at me. Like all it takes is just one trigger pull and it'll be over. Not that I'd ever do it of course because then I wouldn't be able to talk with you guys anymore
>>65651148Sometimes I think about killing myself just to be free of this hellhole website
>>65651151But you never will :) You will post with us foreverrrrr
>>65651026to be honest I've still not got around to catching up with some of the story and endings from the last few updatesalso full size jun>>65651043>3D anime modelsmight be fine on their own, but my concern is that a moving lifesize one is going to look freaky juxtaposed against regular humans>We made ultra realistic statues out of marbletrue, but marble statues don't have to move, which is a huge factor in uncanniness
Breast envy and flat women trying to compensate for their lack of a chest is hot
>>65651148>>65651151If you like the kind of gay shit that's posted in these threads, you probably should blow your head off.
Uncanny valley is reddit pseudoscience.
>>65650596Wake up
Foxu Friday!
have a couple new foxus
>>65650804You wouldn't break a needle sewing a plushie Loosing and finding in your foot maybe
>>65650524I don't care what she looks like.Does having her around ameliorate the pain of living? If not, I'm not interested in her no matter how pretty she is. If she does ameliorate the pain? I'll protect her smile even if it's just on a screen.
>>65650116LololLeave houseMeet peopleGet clymidia or stuck fixing there stuffMaybe one day it will work out
>>65651239seething flatties are boring and overusedones who don't care and are confident in their body anyway are infinitely hotter
>>65651279This is a very nice image
>>65651334True!
>>65648715Best state to find cute neo-confederate GF?
>>65648730You already own a computer and a phone. Not to mention that with how our culture has become, if we had Cyberpunk levels of technology, people will 100% install shit just to looksmax, or to deal with medical issues that current healthcare can't seem to fix.I was playing 2077 again and honestly my first serious thought as to what I'd install if I had the choice would be some kinda iron stomach. I've been having issues for a long time with my stomach and throat that local ENTs are too fucking retarded to fix. One guy genuinely told me to just stop eating. Entirely. If I just had a non-retarded stomach implant and maybe a reinforces esophagus I could stop being in pain, both from my body and from the dipshits who passed med school with ChatGPT shruging at me.
>>65650841Shabazik is the GOAT, love his art
>>65651376
>Whoa, hey anon, wakey wakey, you were in a deep sleep, we didn't want to disturb you, but we got a new mission!
>>65650524I would definitely want ones that look kind of like realistic people but with that clear anime doll look for distinction. I wouldn’t mind some obvious android components visible but nothing crazy.She doesn’t even have to be as pretty as pic related, but I like that semi realistic style so it’s actually like a person but with clear anime-like stylization.
>>65651423dunno, seizure and redistribution of means of reproduction has its uses.
>>65651423More than half of the US is communist right now. Good luck exterminating them.
>>65651503Let's fuckin do it
>>65651490Wanna go for a helicopter ride?
>>65651513are you saying you DON'T know even a single woman you'd like to reproduce with who you believe to be wasted on their current partner?
>>65649461Bunnygirls rarely have hairy pussies, they shave; while maids frequently do have fuzzy cooch.Team maid.
>>65651584And you know this, from experience?
>>65651583Honestly no
>>65648723Bulgarski-anon! You’ll be pleased to know I bought a bulgarski AK47 kit from apex!
>>65651299>Meet peopleThis right here is the part that normalfags don't understand. We don't work like this, it doesn't happen and we don't have the skill set to change that. Sure you can say "Just b yurself." and "Just change your entire being, bro" but...
>>65651334HHNNGGHH
>>65651598NTAWhat kind? I bought a mixed furniture kit they had a few months ago. Now I'm just waiting on motivation to rivet the bullet guide in before i start on anything else lol
>>65651583>you DON'T know even a single woman you'd like to reproduce withAll the women i know are either hags, ugos or hoes. Not exactly prime mother material.
>>65651583really weird way to say you're incel. Have you been laid... ever?
>>65651598Has anyone else seen those AI slop ads where a cowgrill brings you a bowl of milk and tells you not to ask where it's from.
>>65651657No, I don't see ads.
>>65651654NTA but I’m 28 years old and I’ve never even held hands with a girl. I spit on you, dirty sex haver
>>65651606>We don't work like this, it doesn't happen and we don't have the skill set to change that.If you aren't naturally gifted, or had someone else teach you the skills, then you've got to do it yourself and learn the hard way.That's what I did. I forced myself to practice and get genuinely good at normal social interaction despite how insanely awkward, uncomfortable, and embarrassing it felt.It's still not really something I like doing, and it drains my batteries really fucking fast, but I'm proud to say that normies genuinely enjoy my company now.I've had several people sincerely tell me as much, without me even asking. I've even had girls describe me as "fun and quirky", "endearing", and "charming".If I can learn to do this shit as an actual diagnosed autist, and I can learn to pick up chicks pretty easily despite being a 4/10 (on a good day), then you niggers have no valid excuse to bitch and moan about being alone.Especially if you never even try.If you sit alone at home all day, watching animuu and jacking off, don't expect the girl of your dreams to break down your door and jump on your dick.You have got to choose, no one else can make the choice for you.Either make some genuine attempts at self-improvement, or surrender without a fight and try to be content with the prospect of being a 4everAlone permavirgin.If you end up as a forgotten and unloved cadaver, found badly decomposed in his apartment after the neighbors started complaining about the smell, and having no one show up at your funeral, that's not fate, that's the consequence of your own choices. And always remember, if you take a long look in the mirror and decide that you're unhappy with the direction your life is going, it's never too late to change your ways and try something new.
>>65651662You could not pry that kind of information out of me
>>65651583Yes, I don't know any women.
>>65651658whenever I'm phone fagging sometimes I see them
>>65651684Fellow anon, if you're a a diagnosed autist and girls describe you as "fun and quirky", "endearing" and "charming" I've got some horrible news. Those aren't positive terms in womanspeak. No woman will ever describe a man she's attracted to as "quirky".It's like someone telling "he's a sensible young man". They're pitying you. That's horrible.
>>65651684You're assuming a lot and coming across as arrogant. Your individual circumstances, and what worked for you, is not nessacarily applicable to others wholly or even in part. Unless I outright faked it and misrepresented myself I could not be a normal person because (simplest way I can put it) I have little interest in others, have a dour and boring personality and have a legitimate need to control my life and keep a bubble around it where it is seperate from the world of others. That's fine. The problem begins with the fact that I can also feel extremely lonely, unfulfilled and like my life is empty; and I can feel envious of people with a life partner. But on every occasion I have tried to develop socially, including throwing myself into a years long highly social environment which requires participation (which I could not physically or even legally escape from), I find it only strengthens my need to be separate from others. The problem is the paradox I mentioned. As for meeting people, it just does not happen because I don't form bonds. I don't blame anyone else but it is also not really my fault, by chance this is now nature made me and 'fair' and 'equality' are human inventions which don't exist in nature, cannot and do not feel angry about it; just frustrated.
>robot maid with gunsThis game was made for this thread.https://youtu.be/HWEEDj8j-WE
>>65651729>. No woman will ever describe a man she's attracted to as "quirky".Interesting theory. The fact that I fucked several of these girls seems to suggest that you're dead fucking wrong, and completely talking out of your ass.But please, do go on, share more of your vast knowledge and experience on the topic.You may find it shocking, but women generally find it easy like men who they find fun and entertaining, and women are more prone to spread their legs for men whom they actually like.Truly an earth-shattering and unbelievable revalation, I know.
>>65651695NTA also Why? It's just an unfortunate fact of life, but also not really something to be ashamed of. I am also 28 and have never held hands with a girl, gone on a date, exchanged contact info, etc. much less intercourse. I've made peace with it mostly
I love older women.
>>65651299That sounds awful, why would anyone wanna waste time hanging out with normies? You got so many better options these days to scratch that itch that I don't even see the point of forcing yourself to hang out with a bunch of annoying fuckers.Like, why bother when I can just spray my daki with some perfume and listen to dommy mommy lamia coiling asmr for the 10% of the time I'm craving physically contact without having to deal with the horror of having to actually then keep spending time with someone after you got your fix? Bad investment if you ask me.>corpse rotting in your house when you dieIt's the cities problem now
>>65651776PATRIOT QUADS PATRIOT QUADS PATRIOT QUADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>65651772Normies genuinely can't comprehend anything worse than being alone, they got some sort of weird social codependency thing.
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>>65651786
>>65651782I know but anon acts like being a khhv is as bad as like, being a gay crossdresser that jizzes in his sisters shampoo bottle
>>65651776Is there any Winchester women? Like I fucking want an 1886 wife.
>>65651777>listen to dommy mommy... asmrName me some with girls that do not have a grating, basic bitch voice.
>>65651789SPRINGFIELD TOMOE SESBIAN LEX
>>65651735>You're assuming a lot and coming across as arrogant.Yeah, sorry about that. I can get a bit of an attitude when I've been drinking.It wasn't my attention to sound smug or insulting. My post wasn't intended as an attempt to gloat. As for your specific circumstances, and if there's anything you can do to lessen your loneliness and make you feel as though you've got a goal and a purpose in life, have you ever had any pets?I know how it sounds, I know.But I really do think pet ownership is vastly underrated as a means of combatting loneliness and generally improving people's mental state.Feels weird to share this, but I genuinely think I owe my life to my old dog. I would probably have killed myself if it weren't for that dog.When I was going through a very tough time and struggling with severe depression, that dog was the one and only positive thing in my life. Coming home to be greeted by that overjoyed little dog made me happy and washed away the suffocating gloom of the outside world.That dog depended on me, and I depended on it. Having another living being to care for, even if it wasn't a human, was immensely helpful. When everyone in my life was giving me shit and making my life harder, that little dog was always just happy to see me and eager to share some affection.Knowing how much that innocent little creature would have missed me if I'd killed myself was genuinely the main reason I never anheroed.I'm not saying it's right for everyone (it may be harmful to both parties in some cases), but pet ownership worked extremely well for me.
>>65651794Weirdly specific...
>>65651814Yeah, man, dogs are too good for this wretched world.
>>65651794riiight...
Wondering if using a fabric spray on my daki would be comfy since I'm not a big fan of scented laundry beads.
>>65651846if only a woman would hug me like this at night.
>>65651735men, reject basedciety and embrace natvre, plebs and niggercattle is scared of natvre because they require anal sex to not kill themselvesmaybe we'll do what Uncle Ted envisioned, then spend our days larping innawoods & sexing robogfs & Sundae morningz in le Third Temple
>>65651930forgot dat 4cuck changes [s o y] to [b a s e d]I'll dip this shithole once a better /k/ comes around
>>65651794Yeah because it means you are a fucking loser who failed at the one thing you were put on this earth to do, have seggs make baby.In this respect a khhv is equal to a gay crossdresser because they are both complete fucking failures of a human being.>but sex aint even that good bro dont worry about itStfu, that isnt the point, the point is that i have failed to do the bare fucking minimum in my life and that i fucking hate myself for it.
>>65651930I hope I can move somewhere less populated someday. Not having actual nature nearby is pretty depressing. I completely understand why people go crazy living in cities.
>>65651984and normies start shittin and pissin and screamin and vomittin and pissin and shittin themselves if they're all alone innawoodseach to their own - cancer cells depend on a bigger organism to feed them, are in the shade (most of the time), contribute nothing (good) and spread in the detriment of said organism; diatoms just do their own thing in the sun and produce oxygen for free, never bothering anyonebe a diatom, not a cancer cell
>>65651737 THAT'S SOME WEAK SHIT HERE'S A R E A L ROBOT MAIDS WITH GUNS GAME
https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQMJEKgd/resultsthe poll has closedmeido: 36 votes (66.67%)bunnysuit: 18 votes (33.33%)decisive meido victory
>>65652100as it should be
>>65651846>since I'm not a big fan of scented laundry beads.Oh, that's what I've been doing so far. It's 30 degrees where I'm at now and it's been very comfy hugging my waifu at night. I actually got so comfy that I fell asleep with the lights on a couple of days ago.
>>65652077I just want 2000s Konami back...
>>65651754"revelation", fellow Anon. And yes, I'm entirely sure the women that you "fucked" and that apparently "spread their legs" so freely for quirky and relatable men posting on /ak/ giving life advice. Brother, stop the larping and get a grip. It's kind of sad. >>65651735The guy is larping, let him feel better at lording over us poor fuckers in an /ak/ thread. Often, fucking an' finding a mate ain't the solution to the problem, merely more complex problems. Everyone has their own pace, after all.
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>>65651971Honestly just get over it already. Not even normies think about late virginity like that
I want to cuddle with RPK and watch a movie together!
last for foxu!
>>65651971Looking at yourself through the lens of an animal (assuming your only purpose is to eat and fuck) is retarded. Humans have higher purposes than just surviving and passing on genes like simple animals. Having kids is important but dying a virgin isn't a bad thing if you do something else that's equally (or more) worthwhile, but emphasis on that latter part.
>>65652100I bet she’s got a cute chubby belly
>>65652270the best kind
fugg is up with the airlines?
>>65652334FAA says L3Harris fucked up the nation's ATC comm network, decided to push a network update that caused it to reboot, then hard unrecoverable crash. Fuckers shouldn't have pushed shit to production before testing, tale as old as time.
My throat has been semi sore all day. Is it over? Also what's next thread theme? Sister Fucker Saturday?
>>65652346I vote for fox friday
>>65652361second
>>65652361third for fox saturday
>>65652346>Sister Fucker SaturdayDo it. I fucking double dog dare you.
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