>>43656092
nice hot buck with BBC

Heres the real non bbc bait thread >>43656053

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What will we do without Colbert?

im part of the gaygen elite 4

>>43656120
don't google "colbert feet up".
i just wanted to find a specific picture....

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Just came so good. Fucked a dude's wife and he sucked me clean after.

i wish someone would shoot me in the head and give me some mercy, i can t even feel constantly suicidal to end it but the pain surely is for most of the day, bad fucking luck ffs

>>43656120
>TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY
>DRUMF HAD TOO MUCH ICECREAM!!

There's no one from late night that I would save tbqh

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hate myself lol haha

would you rather top Colbert or bottom for John Oliver

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>>43656136
You missed the gay republicans in the previous thread. I was hoping to see you seethe over them posting there.

>>43656120
Idk but please don't post this unfunny newsnigger ever again

>>43656165
Colbert's hole probably feels like silk

>>43656136
no one asked
no one cares
you should stop trying so hard

>>43656165
colbert

>>43656120
ai

Wait a minute im confused why doesnt ukraine just surrender to russia so less people die desu arent they already basically Russian anyway...

>>43656243
Because no one likes RuZZians

Is it cheating while in a relationship if I get drunk, start dancing with a guy (not out anything sexual), and then he forcibly kisses me and starts groping me? Should I tell my boyfriend what happened? I feel grossed out lol.

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Today for your viewing pleasure I offer pretzel beer brats, german potato salad, and korn

It is 50 degrees in almost June. Global warming can suck my balls

I think zelensky would rather kill every last fighting age Ukrainian then be part of russia and thats extremely russianphobic of him... though I suppose as long as he is protecting Ukrainian values they can just Crack a deal with india and have the population they want back in no time and it will be of no consequence so maybe hes right

>>43656256
wtf is this puke nigga

what have u guys been working on???
u guys told me u had something in the works...

>having an exam done with work's inhouse medical team
>guy says "you'll see my team of nurses, treat them with the same respect you treat me"
>open door
>it's a bunch of middle aged men with stubble and large forearms
>"now take off your shirt and roll up your pants"
and then we all had sex

>>43656256
post cat

>>43656256
Don't forget the Asian food on the bottom left.

>>43656256
That's not a Thursday meal unless you have Friday off?

I think actually my opinion has changed hes an extremely competent leader who is protecting Ukrainian values and the freedom of every Ukrainian and so in that way as long as hes concerned about values and freedoms hes one of the good guys to hell with the people who live in ukraine because dont you know they would prefer to fight and die in war then have a totalitarian government I mean russia is terrible they dont even have gay rights

>>43656305
What i mean to say is that really they would be a lot happier dying for gay rights and things like freedoms and values then they would be to live a day in russia

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>>43656270
It's puke. You guessed it the first time. Tasty, mustardy puke.

>>43656283
>>43656286
He's my dessert cuz he's so sweet

>>43656287
Literally all I have to do tomorrow is my laundry. Boss is on vacay and it's a long weekend so noooobody's checking up. God bless WFH!

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>MWAAAAHHHHHHH!
I need dick, I neeeeed dick. Why can't tops just grow on trees, so I can pick one up and take him home with me?! ｡ﾟヽ(ﾟ｀Д´ﾟ)ﾉﾟ｡

Like do people even get to vote in russia?? Like omg thats worth dying for because in free countries like canada and the United states peoples votes matter and they should emulate us not the evil Russians and I mean this from my heart I changed my mind

Gaypetersburg

She and her demonic ways

>>43656339
>>43656329
you both in the same area
kith

>bf lying face down
>me on top, head in his plump butt, my d*ck between his soles
kino position

oh yeah i forgot we gotta get approval from big retard before we make or do anything

>>43656372
Who, Donald?

>>43656384
shiza apparently

my pretend bf is naked and on my lap, face down
and i'm on 4chan to let everyone know it

morons

I saw some 14 or 15 year old Ukrainian BOYS in my town and it made me so pissed off why arent they fighting in the war???

RIGHT BACK RIGHT BACK RIGHT BACK HEY FUCK IT UP FUCK IT UP FUCK IT UP

larry is so smart hes my favourite poster my favourite thing about people who arent conventionally attractive is how smart they often are :) and how they actually have lovely personalities too

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>>43656358
Matchmaker matchmaker

>>43656339
Wya g

>>43656420
would you fight a war for Israel if Trump said so?

i am my own favorite poster

sucked so good made my bf come in 80 seconds this morning
must be a new record
good day.

I saw some 14 or 15 year old Ukrainian BOYS in my town and it made me so hard why arent they rubbing this socks on my face???

ramen's pedo arc

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>>43656452
Yes, and also yes! I'm a proud maga-maniac, brother!

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>>43656457
Addy is my favorite popstar

>>43656452
Israelis stand for our same american values of freedom and liberty so absolutely I would fight in a war for israel and we should try to fight wars as often as possible since we dont really have to worry about the health of the body of the nation since it is constantly replenished and made healthy again by immigration DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

natural selection

>>43656329
Show the cat already, nobody cares about your long weekend WFH schedule. What's his name?

>>43656124
If you're Elite 4 what's your team lineup? Let me guess, Typhlosion, Arcanine, and Incineroar? Basic.

>>43656339
They do grow on trees, you're just looking in the wrong forest. Download Grindr and lower your standards like the rest of us.

Why is it always 50 degrees and raining when a "fire type" thread drops? The universe is mocking us.

>>43656476
This turned me straight

>>43656491
>Download Grindr and lower your standards like the rest of us
felt and approved message

>>43656442
go back to hell satan

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You'd be happier if you had sex.

>>43656478
Dude immigrants come to america because they have american values

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>>43656447
Idk... meeting up with an online stranger is a good way to end up in 5 separate garbage bags.
>>43656491
>Download Grindr and lower your standards like the rest of us.
But I don't want to get Grindr aids, anon? (´- `*)

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>>43656491
>Show the cat already
Use your eyes bb >>43656329. And his name is Reginald.

one day I might move to America
prolly not tho
intrigued by the idea nonetheless
endless possibilities
endless freedom
all you can eat strip mall diners
guns
the united states postal service
roads

>>43656562
Do NOT show this to mr fatcakes

>>43656566
Where do you live? I live in America, and I'll tell you my opinion of your country?

>>43656551
Then die alone man idk. Start going to cool places and maybe we'll meet irl. There's a chowder festival at waterville this Sunday... Just sayin

>>43656575
I live in the Longyearbyen in the Svalbard archipelago so technically Norway I guess

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>>43656585
You live on the whosy what now?

>>43656562
>Reginald
sounds gay

>>43656585
Hmm I've heard that you don't need a passport to visit? Also you guys have polar bears right. Have you ever seen a polar bear, and do they usually try and eat people? But as for Norway I've heard it's a pretty nice place to live, relativity safe except for some parts of Oslo, and beautiful snowy mountains.

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>>43656601
He's in an interracial relation and his life is very difficult because of that. Be nice.

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>>43656596
picrel
>>43656619
no the only polar bear I see is my bf

>>43656620
how racist of you

>>43656635
Interesting. That's way out there. Do you find your culture limiting or insular at all? Not a lot of island there.

Charli XCX - SS26 (Official Video)

>>43656644
Not my fault he married some darkie against my wishes. Now he pays the toll.

>>43656660
It's terrible tbqh

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>>43656635
I can't imagine having to share an island with 900 kilogram murder machines walking around, trying to kill you every chance they get. I've personally always been interested in living in super remote places, which is why I'm somewhat knowledgeable about Svalbard. But I still wouldn't want to actually live there.

>>43656687
Is that the seed vault place?

where is my lobotomy when i need it
i am not even mentally ill, i suffer from being too sane and self aware, you have to be crazy asf to enjoy living

>>43656700
Yes I have a little room at my place the guys n I like to call the seed vault

Got messaged by a fatty on the 'dr

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>>43656718
>.

>>43656724
Kek

>>43656746
did you put your dick in his loose hole?

>>43656746
And now here too.

>>43656757
I larped that whole thing to make this joke btw

>>43656771
Worth it

>>43656757
at an actual crazy workplace they probably drink from plastic cups, that mug is normie boring spawn

Matt off the trail is really hot but his porn is boring

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Okay I'm going to bed early tonight. I'm sorry if my posts upset anyone today. Goodnight CGG

>>43656800
post leftover shaft

I always have a large ceramic bowl of water at my work desk and when I want to drink I cup a little bit of water in my right hand and splash it into my open mouth

>>43656808
We could eat chowder off each others naked bodies but you're too afraid. First pancakes ghosts me now sealanon. Life is torment.

how do you even fuck a dude s ass you fricking weirdos, gay or not, is just cursed, he shits thro there and is a man..

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Thoughts on George Carlin?

>>43656846
think he's dead

>>43656819
i do the same thing except with the basin of sweat that pools in my underwear

give me some good mood god, fuckin bitch

>>43656885
post big sweaty bulge contents daddy

>>43656885
You should drill a hole into the lowest point of your chair, attach a tube and pump the ball sweat to a little aerosolic diffuser placed in front of a ventilator on your desk that is pointing in the general direction of your coworkers. Sharing is caring after all.

>>43656808
I hope you see this
Don't ever apologize for offending anyone, if you did nothing wrong.

>>43656938
stfu you fat sack of shit

>>43656938
i'm sorry i overreacted timur please forgive me this time

sauerkraut hotdog!

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>>43656897
Sounds like you could use a 5$ fill up combo basket from your nearest Arbys. It's good mood food!

what's your weakness?

sauäkraut schdulle mit bradkardoffeln und spiegelei und schpekk

>>43657039
it would only make me happy for a minute but the extra weight gain i will feel for months..

>>43657053
>>43657055

Stop talking about junk food, I haven't eat any in over a year and i might make an exception and go ham on pizza

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>>43657001
No one here makes me angry or hurts my feelings so say what you want anon

>>43657077
you should eat some, there is no harm in that, you deserve it!

>>43657053
hairy hole

>>43656938
retard

>>43657077
What's Ur fav kinda pizza? I like salami or prosciutto generally especially good if topped off with fresh basil, olive oil and some parmesan right as it comes outta the oven.
Lately also had some good anchovi n shrimp pizza tho... Those of course never with cheese because seafood with cheese is a crime

>>43657063
String enough cheeseburgers for enough happy minutes to never be sad again!

>>43657110
Now I'm offended

>>43657039
if this costs five dollars you WILL get TESTICULAR CANCER from it

>>43657055
ik hab des lied geschriwwe un gesunge!

>>43657166
Never had much use for my nuts anyway

i just think you guys might be insecure about your penis

>>43657180
You will get cancer in your tongue and your eyeballs and they will rot away if you such pathetic slop.

>>43657176
soo leudde forza ist feddig heruntergeladne

>>43657196
Never had much use for those either. Heroin iv, harry potter vr porn, something on my pole and up my hole. All I ever needed or wanted. Just let me have fun!

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He looks tf good

>>43657212
wth sure we be havin fun
why not meth tho?

Hate people that simp for celebs. Simple as. Immediately outed yourself as a giganormie. Nu-uh shoo-shoo go away.

>>43657235
It's an iv. A meth slurry would have weird chunks in it and chaboy likes it smooth.

>>43657245
Meth is to be boofed.

>>43657191
i'll secure your penis iykwim

>>43657244
I'm finna pee on you

>>43657260
I'm so loose down there I don't think I'd ever get enough suction :(

:(
i dont wanna watch you! but i was advised to warn people anyway..

Piss.......

Azealia never sent me bussy soap from like 2018

>>43657124
I think I'd them all honestly but the ones I can count in my head that I would like to have on mine the most rn is jalapeno, 4 5 6 7 cheeses, chicken teriyaki/bbq, plain veggie, ham and mushroom, and I like the most a simple margherita if you add a little pesto to it. I like salmon smelly shrimps too.

you’re supposed to piss the meth into the bottoms mouth and ass

>>43657229
Bro there's millions of people that look better than him.
Why are you obsessed over him particullary? Just because he's rich and appears in movies?
That's low IQ logic.

>>43657275
you put it on the tip of a butt plug, dummy.
>>43657272
wtv go ahead

>>43657303
Because he was looking ugly for awhile and now he looks good again

>>43657313
his face literally looks like that Kirk meme where they made it smaller

They killed /r/ for AI deepfakes

imagine me as a dude with a hooded black cloak holding an oak staff being followed by crows

>>43657442
i imagined you as a basedjak instead, made me laugh