>you're a bartender at a bar>a boymoder walks in>she sits down and asks for a glass of anything stiff>just as you're about to prepare it, she requests that you make it "boymoder style"what do you do?
>>43658443I make her a maple bourbontini and give it a little paper umbrella that says "straight liquor" on it
>>43658449cute and true
>>43658443iwrtb
>>43658443smash the ice with a tire iron before putting it in
>>43658443leap over the counter and rape her
>>43658443Pour her a girly drink like a lemon drop but avoid pouring it into fruity looking cocktail glasses so it's not completely obvious she takes it up the ass
>>43658443treat her like a boy and pour us both strong beers, while giving her my full attention
>>43658443pour her a bowl of frosted flakes>I don't know how to bartend
I add an 2 ounces of Amaro because that's the taste seeing a boymoder leaves in your mouth, so embarrassing....
Jaur wine and dine the boy modern already
>>43658443I had them a can of coke i shook up
