>a cat boymoder climbs on your lap and falls asleepwhat would you do?
>>43672608tire iron
>>43672608rape
>>43672608Have it neutered immediately.
Ive been seen more Chaser posts latelyIs this from one poster or is it a region thing
>>43672608Do asmr in her little kitty ears so she is even more soothed and relaxed :3*gentle taco cronching sounds*
>>43672871>she'll sleep even more deeply :3
>>43673033she dream of borg uwuAnd now I must nap, hehe... I will return later to make further contributions to this wonderful thread ^~^ I hope you have a good day! You deserve it! ^~^ ^~^
>>43673140yeah i feel better. lovely weather outside. a proper summer wind.
>>43673140
You guys like kids.
Apply pets.
>>43672608i would smash her against the wall until she stopped moving and then cry and cry and then i would kill myself
>>43672608I am horrified of what the ai boymoder posters look like in real life
>>43675121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSbq0KE6fVA
>>43675121They look like tiny mouses on the computer
>>43675200This. Boymoders live in the walls till we're all asleep so they can type on our keyboards.
>>43676000>janny i did not post cp on /v/ it was my boymoder who lives in my walls pls unban me
>>43673140well if u r still lurking then good night :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-KciIbk_oAwhat do boymoders think of this video
>>43676862>boymoder noises
>>43676925Boymoders sound more autistic than poms
>>43676854*barks and nips* :3Gosh, I had a big ol' sleep!Nighty night!>>43676862I think it's.............. cute!! X3
>>43672608I'd test how much I can pinch their cheeks before they wake up. Must be so soft.
>>43678414nyooo, pinches HURT >:cThe correct way to express affection is with a headpat.
>>43676000nonono.... you're thinking of mousemoders!
>>43677854>running to mom
>>43680476Mommoder X3
>>43676862hehe :3>>43677854sleeping is good :3
>>43681747>MAI sock! >:3>>43681790She makes puppymoding look so easy!
>>43681872some are born puppy :3
>>43681907And some are born rough n' tough, wild wolfmoders!~ >:3
>>43681943>pomeranianmoder
>>43682009I'm sensing some tinymoder overlap here, heheMy favourite are medium sized dogs! Big enough to get your arms around, but not so big that they can shnack off the kitchen counter, hehe
>>43682239like shiba? :3
>>43682336nyooo, shibas are smol too! >__<I mean more like a golden!
>>43682370:3
>>43682370
>>43683426>>43683439I wanna pet them! ;~;
>>43683449this you? :3c
>>43684050Sure! ^~^*gives you this as a gift**doesn't even know what it says (dogs are illiterate)*
>>43684074it is also commonly understood that dogs can't do basic maths.
>>43684153Aww poor bb... *sneaks her the answers* :3It's so unfair that she can't be an engineer!Thankfully she has adequate intelligence to become a puppycop and enforce puppylaw *nods*
>>43684153Hey! You're under arrest for not paying attention to me!!! D:<Just kidding, hehe... gonna nap, ttyl! *lick*
>>43684543oh nyo sorry i am very tired.......here is a puppycop training course
>>43684543
Too many boymoders on the grass. You KNOW we don't allow boymoders on the grass.
Do owlmoders get mad at the puppycop for always letting the crooks get away?
>>43687157they are patient bunch :3
>>43687440*bites and tugs on your hoodie before u go to bed!*
>>43687157Meanwhile SLEAZY nyanlawyers VERY happy! D:<
>>43687453:3c
>>43687453
>>43687453wuv :3
>>43687616I thought cats were scared of water? :o
>>43687664but what about feesh :3
>>43687706They have evolved to nag humans into getting it for them!
>>43687860hehe yeah that's a good boylore :3but now i must sleep. tysm for chatting with me :3cgood night
>>43687955Nighty night! ^~^/Hope u have a good day tomorrow!*hugs, carries, tucks u in!*
