boyfriends should have a cold function for when the evenings are too warm
>>43676077You can do that by giving them estrogen
>>43676292why would i want a big hairy man on estrogen?
>>43676295to make them colder
>>43676310but i dont want any of the other things
>>43676315My only other solution involves a wire boyfriend and a cloth boyfriend
>>43676077you can do that by stabbing them and waiting 12 hours
>>43676077you knew i was a human furnace when you signed up for this. you’re the ice pack nona.
>>43676331im sorry, i need below ambient temperaturealso thats evil>>43676330explain>>43676351but im too warmalso youre not my boyfriend, hes playing videogames rn
>>43676365
>>43676375explain
>>43676388https://www.simplypsychology.org/harlow-monkey.htmlWire boyfriend cold and gives foodCloth boyfriend soft but doesn't give food
>>43676365if he’s playing video games, but i’m also playing video games, but you’re not here…….. does that mean i’m a ghost? nona, i- *fades away*
>>43676077ice bath
>>43676483small penis post>>43676399poor monkeys>>43676498i may genuinely go have a cold shower desu
I didn't feel much colder after starting whoremoans but everyone who touches my fingers are apparently surprised by how cold they are
Best i can do is a 95degree body temperature
just get a anorexic boyfriend thats cold all the time
>>43679153ew
>>43676330got a kick out of this nona thank you
>>43676077>>43676351Are guys really that warm?
>>43684221extremely. its like hugging the shielded outside of a boiler at times
>>43684367I don't know if I'd be able to hug them for long but being able to warm yourself up for a moment when outside during winter does sound nice
>>43684420it really is desu. summer is the worst.
>>43682229Thank you. It's because I'm funny that I know I'm not actually a woman.
>>43684465hell on earth for ugly moders
>>43676375society...>also its like moids that will sacrifice so much for a crumb of foid imitation-love
>>43684465lol i member how sweaty we'd get if we fell asleep during the evening spooning and id forget to disengage
>>43686430real>>43686415also tragically common
